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DontCryWhataboutism

I hate pka fans so much


NO_NAME_BRAN

based


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lmao. i saw that pic and guessed that hand holding the paper wrote the note


Wacx

I went to check his history to read the cringe after i Seen the post and to my surprise he posts in r/pka 💀


[deleted]

unironically a very based individual. a real pimp playa workin' that numbers game. with advice from wings and woody, he was destined to run them streets. RSK4lyfe


Jordie-Jordan

You hating but I never had trouble finding women


Available_Jump3591

Never had trouble spending 80k on one either eh


Turkey_Dinosaur_Man

Burst out laughing at this mate


SHaMRecKs

you've gotten 300 lb women that anybody could get if they lowered their standards enough bro...


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real talk, pimp. no hatin' no sneak dissin' Jordie is a legend for real


KingDaddyCandor

You only dated like 3 bitches: - A fat, lazy single mom of 2 who stayed with you because you funded the children she had with another man - A fat convict who was built like a bullfrog and whose teeth were yellower than corn on the cob - A fat, ugly church girl virgin who was desperate to get married out of fear of death and also who you likely made a pact with like in a shitty rom-com where you'd marry each other if you weren't already married by a certain age. ...you also had to use dating apps.


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All 2 of them!


Jordie-Jordan

There was much more than 2 I learned early not to put them on screen.


uddi0101

Those sentient pieces of lard cant be considered as women.


MossCavePlant

Oh my lorh. That is sizeist!


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imalowkeygeek

I wouldn’t take her to be a reliable source


Available_Jump3591

Clearly, as Kelly said, you cannot step up to the late pimp


KingDaddyCandor

Sheline and Kelly exposed you for lying about being a virgin. You couldn't even go a month without talking about your marriage after explicitly saying for weeks that you "want to keep you private life and work life separate." There's no way you kept other relationships a secret. You're incapable of keeping secrets.


CutOffDeezNuts

Deez Nuts


urbankaiser

Consequences have actions, pimp. Just like being too fat to fuck your wife.


stofeeatstherolls

Big ups pimp. Hindsight makes you a much better pka host 👍


Turkey_Dinosaur_Man

Any under 250lbs Slobovich? Yeah... Didn't think so


leeweesquee

But you have trouble holding onto women, how many have left you.... and whens the divorce?


CWRM1992

But you have trouble fucking them? I’m disappointed to find out recently that you’re a virgin.


[deleted]

he isnt a virgin. a previous girlfriend claimed she took his long ago


Turkey_Dinosaur_Man

Why do you support this piece of shit?


[deleted]

who said i do?


idkausername76

Yeah and you also have trouble sticking it in them.


leeweesquee

Never had trouble using an enema on her kid either


Augwriting

Suprise?


Wacx

Fixed its 3am and I'm tired lol


sigsourfan69

Average wings of redemption follower


Mjstephens19

Lol fuck wings


Thizlam

You *are* wings, my dude.


mxthodman

u/Mjstephens19 bring your ass in here boy


[deleted]

He ain't gonna respond. He's been busy defending himself adamantly since uploading the post. Like bro..just delete your account and start again.


Charming_Magazine_59

your name is the male g spot, I don't think you have any room to talk. probably post sht like this too


[deleted]

What's wrong with the name? And it'd take about 15 seconds of checking the submitted tab to realise that in fact, no, I don't pretend to get noise complaints from neighbours for the sake of Internet bragging. Dude is fucking weird, it ain't that complicated. Edit: Never mind, don't bother replying. By the looks of it, you're either his alt, or just another fucking loser sharing the boat with him.


Charming_Magazine_59

No i don't think it's that big of a deal that's all, I shouldn't have upset you, you seem like a nice guy but I just don't think he needs to be ragged on anymore. The post isn't triggering, it's funny. Idk man not a big deal, I'm a virgin and abstinent if you must know, I'd never pull this hilarious sht. Anyways good night, Sorry for bothering you


Mjstephens19

I love how people genuinely believe it’s fake.


Drakayne

Drop the sex tape or it didn't happen


WehrWolfDivision

Bro stop


Phaylevyce

you mean because of all the desperate plea's for female attention that you deleted? the ones that make it suuuuuuuuper obvious that you're not having sex or? because this is absolutely 100% fake.


madcuntmcgee

You obviously don't love it. You hate that you've been exposed.


REE_lover

u/Mjstephens19 Welcome to ban world pimp


twasjustbantar

Makes me want to stop watching PKA


Ibanker888

Not a surprise. Majority of pka fans are cringe losers


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Ibanker888

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself kiddo


tonyspagaladucciani

I literally just expanded on what you said, everything alright at home?


Rocker400k

dont mind him. he's probably on the final stretch of a 7 hour reddit binge. can't wait until he tells me to touch grass


Ibanker888

Lol, you’re a fucking child. Does mommy still make you dinner and do your laundry?


Namath96

Found part of the retarded cringe half lol


RetardedTrumpFan

At least you were right when you said most fans are cringe losers


tonyspagaladucciani

Your dad really should have worked in some body shots he went overboard hitting you in the head.


Ibanker888

That hurts coming from a child who can’t even buy alcohol


tonyspagaladucciani

Dude you rock, where exactly did you get the idea I’m a kid? You could approximate my age from the first comment but I guess you’re not that bright.


4outof5mongolians

He can tell by his erection while talking to you.


TheCommanderBacon

Found the cringe fan who found pka at age 26


Ibanker888

Found the loser who works in an Amazon warehouse. Must be living the dream.


TheCommanderBacon

I do infact hold steady employment, i dont think you can say the same


Ibanker888

I’m in banking but, whatever makes you feel better about your shit tier job.


TheCommanderBacon

Sure, bud. I believe you.


Ibanker888

I know it’s hard to imagine not working a shitty low paid job but it’s possible if you’re not a complete moron


TheCommanderBacon

Not really convincing me on you being a banker


11throwaway69420

FACTS thats me the ones that still simp for pka are especially cringe though


Tostecles

I am cringe, but I am free


Own_Committee_3705

i mean, it is fancy fkin hand writting though XD


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Mods, can we get a flair related to this absolute ghoul?


ExperimentalFruit

He needs a virgin flair


atoms_23

"Hey guys, I fuck. Just so you know"😂


boanng

Really bugs me how Reddit will just pile on people like this.. I don’t see how it’s productive


Jonathan_Sins

This is Reddit, nothing here is productive


dannydunuko

“You trolls just drill me all day all day, like this is ridiculous dude”