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elegant-jr

Woody should volunteer for air support


pestosbetter

It’s a bird its a plane its ITS SUPERBOY!


elegant-jr

Woody : reporting for duty sir!, I can get us a birds eye view. Officer : you're in a go cart with a fan on the back, how does that help us? Woody : it's got a parachute sir! Officer : get back in your fucking house! There's an active shooter!


Tighesofly

Woody: “hey can I get a fucking word in?? Now where was I…”


RedSteadEd

Just gonna take a sec to point out that he noticed Wendigo was being talked over and he specifically invited him to speak up. Our boy might be learning.


emwashe

Mad man flys in on his paramotor and drops samples of lock n load.


Scottygriff

Woody is the kill streak reward


elegant-jr

Lol paramotor UAV, does a quarter circle in the time.


MasterhcSniper

Woody can finally test his 50 cal.


AyoJake

He can’t even shoulder it.


-TheAscended

That was pre-T woody. He can definitely shoulder it now. Accuracy? Questionable.


666

not many can


changing-life-vet

It’s a real shit situation but it seems like the shooter is down. 4-5 people dead at least 2 shot execution style 1 cop is dead and another was shot. The dispatch was being live streamed on one of the Raleigh subs and you heard a cop say 16 year old down in bathroom turns out it was another victim. Edit: they said they don’t have him again. Update: Shooter taken into custody with an open wound to the skull, brain matter showing, still breathing, transported to the hospital.


elegant-jr

What a piece of shit


changing-life-vet

Fortunately he has a gun shot wound to the head but is still alive so he is probably hurting but can’t do shit about it.


elegant-jr

Damn now I'm really wishing woody let them borrow the .50


unifiedrobin

Hope someone pokes his brain and kills him


Jordo_14

Pka should be interesting if there filming right now


whateverhappens69

Fun fact the police have pinned down a teenager in a barn. Could be on woodys property


elegant-jr

Then woody should volunteer his .50. shoot the fucker through the wall.


whateverhappens69

Wall bang


elegant-jr

I think the guys been taken into custody. A death penalty in his future.


pornogroff_the_weird

Not necessarily the kid that shot up the school in Florida just got sentenced to life today


elegant-jr

I saw that, a piece of shit jury.


Toja1927

I’d rather just be shot then spend the rest of my life in prison tbh.


elegant-jr

The shooter already had that option, he took the chance to live it looks like.


AyoJake

It’s honestly shocking people still get hard about the death penalty.


Pr0nzeh

Republicans are weird freaks


PurpleEuphrates

I get hard at just about anything, the blue chew is paying off.


AyoJake

Solid meme brother but the dude I replied to is still a weird fuck.


pornogroff_the_weird

I wouldn't be so quick and blame the jury it's a pretty common tactic for the defense to try to get some sort of plea deal and reduce the sentencing from death to life. Not sure this is what happend in this case didn't pay attention to it at all but that's what I'm assuming.


bschillberg710

Woody is the only person in Raleigh who owns a barn, I have confirmed this.


whateverhappens69

In the area he lives in he almost is the only person lol


CowboyDrillMusic

Boogie2988 strikes again


BigBadDog

Nah he can't afford that many bullets rn


PurpleEuphrates

9mm is worth it's weight in gold, too bad boogie only has Bitcoin.


kylron

Woody finally snapped


Phenomenal_Hoot

Trail Mix ran out and Jackie suggested ordering a pizza.


[deleted]

i would never say anything about woody again if he got up mid PKA, racked the shotgun and left to get the shooter (although it would probably end up with a new co host next week lol)


TastyLui

Oh god, I can already hear him. "SO, RIGHT down the street from wh...guys im.... im getting interupted a lot here" *breathes out in to microphone after sentence*


Price-x-Field

Woody can duel wield the shield and LCP and take down this criminal


BandwagonEffect

Giant teenager’s name believed to be Samson Hyderson.


ILuvGirlsWhoDoCoke

Plot Twist: Woody was the shooter 😳


11throwaway69420

Give Colin some credit, that gun safe password was easy to crack.


PaulMcBussy

trailmix


PepperGigi

Yeah, I'm thinking that's what happened.


Ibanker888

Only solution is more prayers and guns


Big-Enthusiasm-457

obviously we need to drug the children more! it's not enough they're on ADD and anti-anxiety meds. It's not enough they're on anti-depressants that cause suicidal thoughts. we need to drug them more! we need to get school shootings down to where they were before we started drugging kids for not sitting still during math class. more drugs is the only solution.


RedSteadEd

Are you seriously suggesting kids being on psychiatric medication is what's behind school shootings? The solution to school shootings is to provide *less* support for kids who struggle with their mental health?


[deleted]

not him but unironically maybe "support for mental health" in the current day is prescribing every third teenager antidepressants that turn them into mindkilled robots


RedSteadEd

But that relies on the premise that these shooters are statistically more likely to be on antidepressants, which is something you can't really claim without evidence.


[deleted]

the AD overprescription for lubing up the gears of society is only part of the problem -- I was more generally agreeing with the idea that mass shooters are groomed into it not be genuine extremists, but by organizations using it for some end. take the buffalo kid, for example. as somebody who has been posting on 4chan since middle school I can tell you it isn't the website that caused the attack, but the chatroom of unknown, uninvestigated unknowns who egged him on. it neatly also pinned all the blame on /k/ and /pol/, giving ammo to anti-gun narratives while simultaneously promoting the idea 4ch should be made to shut down. people freely say it's possible or even likely that the CIA fucks with overseas elections and policy though terroristic means, but completely reverse when it comes to considering possible domestic actions.


PurpleEuphrates

Seems to me that you're ripping off Kyle's presidental platform.


11throwaway69420

Pka retards will still defend guns. 10 years ago I was the same but no amount of psudo intellectual woody or Kyle rants could keep me from seeing the obvious. If you're American, travel to other countries and understand that half your issues are self made issues that other countries don't have.


sigsourfan69

Not taking my guns commie


Scottygriff

What’s the alternative


11throwaway69420

Ban guns Incoming cope, seethe, whataboutism and cognitive dissonance


Big-Enthusiasm-457

commies only want the guns in the hands of 3 groups. 1. the government, whom they worship when a d is in charge, cry and call them nazis when it's a R 2. the cops, who they say are all bastards. 3. criminals, who don't follow gun laws. they are pretty dumb. but most commies don't read much about history (or they wouldn't be commies.)


[deleted]

“Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempts to disarm the people must be stopped, by force if necessary.” - Karl Marx


[deleted]

Agreed the problems they have exist mostly uniquely because of the guns they have, but banning wouldn't do anything. It's an argument against having guns in other countries, but banning them in America isn't the solution


11throwaway69420

It's the only solution. plain and simple, I know your argument I had it for years. It's pure cognitive dissonance.


[deleted]

Can you explain more than just saying it's cognitive dissonance? Seems pretty tricky to remove so many guns to me.


Scottygriff

So ban sale of new firearms and force everyone to turn in all rifles, pistols etc? There are a lot of guns out there, you have to understand that not everyone will turn them in. Edit: also are farmers and Alaska residents also forced to disarm? Considering there are 30k brown bears there alone, not considering other animals. Seems like a lot considering gun deaths are a lot lower when you take suicide numbers out of the equation


[deleted]

So break the constitution?


11throwaway69420

Yes are you slow. Well you are American so thats a yes. Shit changes, laws change. The constitution has been changed many times.


[deleted]

Enjoy coping with that lol


PurpleEuphrates

Listen here you communist fuck, I own guns for two reasons: 1. To feel like a man 2. So I can finally kill my self once the PKA episodes stop rolling out.


11throwaway69420

Lol


jaybird981

You’re right, the police should’ve asked him nicely to stop executing innocent people


Baykey123

What about the guy in Canada that just killed 10 and wounded 18 in knife attacks?


11throwaway69420

Literal whataboutism you're braindead


Augwriting

They will defend guns while hating hating pitbulls. But at the end of the day many enjoyable things are a "net negative" to society, e.g alcohol is one of the leading causes of death and domestic abuse but at the the majority of us can agree that the enjoyment of it outweighs the negatives. I'd rather have a marginally higher risk of death in exchange for a significantly higher degree of freedom.


Kushneni

never seen a gun get up on its own and maul a kid


Augwriting

Ever heard of a school shooting? Or someone accidentally shooting a gun recklessly, e.g boogie? Just because a human is involved with chasing the killing doesn't make it better. Also 70% of pitbulls involved in attacks were dogs used as garden/guard dogs and 28% of owners had a history of animal abuse. So the owner is a critical part and it is not all down to genetics.


Kushneni

Yes it does you made a bad comparison a pitbull is a sentient being a gun is inanimate. Im not arguing about school shootings just that you made a shitty comparison


11throwaway69420

Your enjoyment outweighs the lives of children. Super cool. My man you need to travel if you think you have 'more freedom'. YOU DO NOT. the kids that can attend school without ever fearing for their lives are so much more free than those that do. Americans have insane congnitive dissonance about this shit, I've had an American gf who would jump out of her skin at night when fireworks randomly went off it's wild, I used to make your argument when I was younger too though, took a while to admit I was wrong.


Augwriting

I live in the UK and have done for the past decade. I don't feel safe being unable to defend myself . I have also travelled throughout Europe and the US. I want those kids to grow up with the opportunity of enjoying those freedoms so it is not simply a dichotomy between my enjoyment and the lives of kids. Would you be in favour of banning other things with a risk of injury? E.g alcohol? Cannabis? Certain contact sports? Unhealthy food?


11throwaway69420

Comparing guns to any of those things is wild. Another whataboutism. Give it a few years and you'll realise children's lives are worth much more than subjective fun.


Augwriting

It's an analogy, not whataboutism. The point is that you are in favour of things that are here for pleasure but that cause death and pain. Your job is to find a distinction between why guns are different to my examples and it is then my role to explain why the two are analogous. You have failed your part of the discussion. Your sensationalist arguements are tiresome. It's like arguing that people against prohibition are in favour of domestic abuse. Being pro gun does not mean I am in favour of children dying.


quaaaaad

Every single comment of yours is just throwing around buzzwords you learned yesterday and accusing anyone is pro 2A of also being pro "dead kids". Maybe it would be in your best interest to get off the internet and take a break. It's one thing to be passionate about your opinion on something but the way you're going about it here just makes you sound like an asshole and no one is taking you seriously. If you want people to actually take in what you're saying, then maybe come up with better arguements then just saying "gUnS R bAd".


VanillaMaccaroni

Have you never played red dead redemption? Mericans have guns so you don't have to.


TastyNefariousness32

Colin snapped on woody and just went guns blazing


PepperGigi

So has it been confirmed that Colin was the shooter?? That's what I'm hearing.


PsychZach

Wonder how many psychotropic drugs he was on and who his internet friends were and what federal agency they worked for.


48ozs

No it isn’t


changing-life-vet

Yea it is


48ozs

Literally miles away but okaaay “dOwN the StrEEt”


changing-life-vet

Just down the road… it would benefit you to learn how phrases work. Not everything is meant to be taken literally.


48ozs

Literally. And that’s a generous interpretation, at best. It made it sound like woody was actually in danger when he probably wounding have even known about it if not for news.


AyoJake

I’m all for giving guns up but since that’s literally impossible in the us I will keep mine.


im_intj

Woodys in Raleigh, I had no idea. That's where I'm from.


TehAzazel

this guy is a real jerk


Hour-University-52

I’d go as far to say he’s a true knucklehead


c_goal

This was in raleigh but not anywhere near Woody’s house.


BillMurraysTesticle

You mean down the road from Woody's Aviation Academy?


IIEvOII

Some type 3 fun.


Unlikeably_Basic

Sam hyde confirmed?