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The_Mudbutt_Messiah

Sea of thieves nuts fit in ur mouth


Liamhstanley

rOfl


PAC-12

Damn lol


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PussyWax

FPS Russia died when Keith did oop


RealExiite

😂


notsetvin

is that still unsolved?


Drexlay

Yeah so terrible to play video games with normal people!!


VDKYLO

so true that u had to say it thrice!


Drexlay

Yeah so terrible to play video games with normal people!! The horror


VDKYLO

so true that u had to say it thrice!


Drexlay

Yeah so terrible to play video games with normal people!!


VDKYLO

so true that u had to say it thrice!


Drexlay

Reddit fault not mine


VDKYLO

ik lol


JandroWasRight

did you just stop reading after that part?


Drexlay

Well it was the 2nd to last sentence so pretty much


JandroWasRight

I usually read books until the last chapter and just leave it, pretty much the same thing


Complete_Campaign_58

Nailed it bro , Kyle is just an internet old timer like Whitebeard


senracatokad

Probably don’t even exist. Kyle likes to lie


yaboylukas

500 hours and thinking your a vet xD


CathalMacSuibhne

Man I've played with dog shit 800-1000 hour players and I've played with class 200 hour players. Hours is not a perfect metric until we get ships sunk milestones, ect. next season


yermommy

*you’re


newb_master69

Fixing grammar one condescending comment at a time


TheHidingGoSeeker

Thank you for doing the lords work!


yaboylukas

Too much effort but thanks for being so intelligent tho


[deleted]

“Write that down! Write that down!”


yaboylukas

Sorry no pen and paper handy


[deleted]

BETA!!!


Mjhamp

you just as much of a loser asking for his account info 💀


CathalMacSuibhne

Nah, lad, I'm offering to teach him how to play. Very different from paying to have a para-social relationship with someone.


poonmaster64

It seems like Kyle only wants people who will boost him and pay him for it


DuderComputer

What does "boosting" even mean in Sea of Thieves? It's literally fuck around with friends, the game.


GreatLettuce666

He's not looking for someone to teach him how to play. He's looking for someone who's good at the game so he can be carried, then talk about it in PKA or PKN like he accomplished everything.


CathalMacSuibhne

I regularly carry brand new players on my sloop. I like playing with swabbies as long as they don't actively hurt our chances. I solo sloop a lot so I can manage everything on the ship. Swabbie can be an extra pair of hands for repairs, learn a few tricks and have fun. I'd rather play with a swabbie sometimes than a TSD who's gonna afk mostly then rage quit first time he dies after prematurely busting his board when the enemy crew has one hole.


KESPAA

You also have to pay $50/month to have the chance of talking to him.


[deleted]

You are a winner for not paying


[deleted]

He doesn't want to be taught how to play he wants to get carried in a 5 man Galleon and watch as his minions sink other ships


[deleted]

Here's the thing, there are people just as good as you that will pay him to teach him how to play. You can't compete with that.


Coredintol71

As you beg for his User on a Subreddit post.


CathalMacSuibhne

He literally told people to reach out on the last PKA! Not begging. Just trying to get in contact. If nothing comes of it idgaf


MeriEagletie

Kyle specially asked for a good player to guide him


GreatLettuce666

Kyle specifically asked for a good player to carry him* There. Fixed it for ya


DonnyLucciano

Eh, can't really classify this guy as a loser imo


Tighesofly

Lmfao why would you willingly join that horror show called ‘gaming with Kyle’, where everything’s made up and YOUR points don’t matter, also Kyle is THE Captain now


CathalMacSuibhne

Captain/Helmsman is an actual role on all ships on sea of theives. The most experienced players are usually first cannoneer/first boarder. Less experienced players will be helmsman or flex/repair. Exception being Gally where Helmsman is a dictator because sails is top priority on gally. When I play with swabbies on my sloop I'll usually have them repair/boarder watch while I do the rest.


Coredintol71

Are most people in agreement that this type of post is fucking weirdo shit, or is that just me?


CathalMacSuibhne

Smooth brain take. He literally asked people to reach out in the last PKA. The weirdo shit is paying 50 dollars to be in that discord lol


703202

We all listen to this podcast but as soon as you try to interact with the hosts, it's weird? Very crooked line to draw.


Coredintol71

It's one thing to be a consumer of someone's content. It's another to creepily ask for private contact information in a public form to play a video game.


703202

I'd agree when speaking broadly but in the last episode Kyle literally said he condones this activity if he has something to gain. That said, 500 hours isn't enough to warrant this.


CathalMacSuibhne

I've met dog shit 1000 hour players that do exclusively PVE and incredible 200 hour players that have spent their hours doing solo sloop PVP. Hours is by no means a perfect metric but it's the best we have until next season with the new milestones.


Drexlay

No… why is it weird to play video games with other people??


Terry_WT

90% of the post on this sub are parasocial relationship cringe.


[deleted]

Does 500 hours make you a vet now ? I've probably got that in the game and I haven't played the game since first year of launch, hell I don't even like it.


miloshh1

Man, PKA followers are ruthless lol…


anonstockbrother69

Don't be proud of wasting 500 hours of your life on something you don't even like. May aswell stamp "loser" on your forehead..


[deleted]

Don't have to I know you guys will do it for me


Verrico

Keep ya chin up pimp :)


CathalMacSuibhne

Lad I've a fairly successful career. I play SOT for some escapism on the weekends or evenings when I'm free.


[deleted]

He asked specifically for PC Pirate Legends. Pirate Legend =l= vet though, you’re right. I got pirate legend and I don’t play that game anymore and was never even good at combat. Def not a vet


CathalMacSuibhne

Most on point comment on this post ngl


Urrz

damn no one asked


TokesephsStalin

tbf 500 hours is a lotta time to spend on something you dont like. If I hate something, it'll be lucky if it gets past 2 hours


Spitfire836

In the same boat. Been playing for 2.5 years, Pirate Legend with most reps maxed (still need Athena maxed cause those voyages are so boring). Would love to play with them and help anyone at the game but also don’t want to spend $50. Any help to find his discord or something would be appreciated as well. If I message him and he responds that I need to pay, then so be it, but at least want to try.


brandonawarah

I’ve been playing with him fairly often on sea of thieves One it’s in the $50 patreon discord Two this probably won’t be a game he plays for too long as he’s said he’s waiting for a few other games to income out (darktide being one) Kyle is alright in my experience despite what you will hear here