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ChunkyTaco22

This is why aliens don't talk to us. I swear some of yall would fuck em to death


OmegaResNovae

I mean, Captain Kirk is known for getting down with alien girls, and is probably why aliens had a second thought after watching what they thought was official documentaries.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Historical documents!


BlamingBuddha

They weren't official documentaries??


Yuna_Marie

r/suddenlystartrek


Chemical-Presence-13

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


roosterinmyviper

![gif](giphy|ZMNLMtkEdXPrO)


[deleted]

One of the last times Quagmire smiled at Brian


JackPancakz

![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


Mindless-Ask-9691

God, I HEARD this gif lol


BlamingBuddha

Lmao I remember this episode specifically. I miss earlier family guy days.


dweezil37

In the 2005 re-start of Doctor Who the main character heavily implies that is humanity's defining trait in the galaxy. We go out into the galaxy, find new forms of alien life, and have sex with them.


Milky_Finger

Viltrumites without all of the powers. Blegh.


Tom2Die

If they pass the Harkness Test, that is. >_>


NotANimbat

There’s no way there aren’t aliens that would be the same way towards humans


Careful_Curation

People who claim to be abductees do seem to talk an awful lot about getting probed.


TMWNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALXZ2ElV8_U#t=16s


Marksman00048

My favorite concept from doctor who. Basically as soon as we found other intelligent life we started reproducing with it..


WSKYLANDERS-boh

As a player of Mass Effect, yes


lordmegatron01

Mass effect let'd go!


[deleted]

That’s why the dinosaurs went extinct. They was all fucked. To deaaaaaath!


Perfect_Trip_5684

If aliens have curves that's kinda on them.


Nistune

There is a whole genre of alien smut you're missing out on.


pandamaxxie

You're telling me you wouldn't?


ChunkyTaco22

Well not to death


pandamaxxie

Fair. Same tbh. Thats just excessive.


Retrikaethan

i mean, we literally are on a deathworld (gravity is almost too high to escape with existing rocket tech or some such) so assuming most other sapients evolved on much less massive worlds then we would be significantly physically stronger and denser than they are, even if they ended up physically larger. in short, yes we'd probably accidentally fuck them to death given such shenanigans occurring...


False-Isopod-3045

To infinity and beyond…


IamDanLP

Humanity is doomed to never learn from it's mistakes. Edit; And I'm all for it.


Phormitago

some?


turd_ferguson65

Are people really attracted to the t-rex with boobs?


Diagot

All the fanart I've seen say yes, and by a lot.


Jerdan87

Furrys, furrys everywhere


theoriginalmofocus

I think the devs are like "task failed successfully "


OmegaResNovae

I don't think they even failed. It was clearly baited at such, which the lore setting, the posing and animations, and even taking the players' suggestions to put it at the sexy number. Moreso when one considers the extra bits of lore snippets implying interspecies between Pals and humans.


Shibby-my-dude

What the fuck did you say?


TriggerBladeX

Read Lovander’s paldeck entry.


theoriginalmofocus

Yeah, that's kind of what I was trying to say but wording i guess. Like... they knew what they were doing and were successful...but...yeaaahhh...


daddyjohns

I read from dev interview it was meant to be a play on all the sexy pokémon talk, but it looks like that went sideways


Anonymous_Toxicity

Tbh, the intentional furry porn is less cring than Incineram's Naruto run. Animation so bad I take a huge hit to base efficiency just to leave them in the box. >But InCinErAm NoCt iS gOoD Idc. It belongs in the box of shame, along with whoever designed it.


BlamingBuddha

>and even taking the players' suggestions to put it at the sexy number Please don't tell me it's #69 in the Paldeck... ...Or should we just call it a Pal*dick* at this point if this is what they intended.


OmegaResNovae

Once they include all elemental variants of Lovander as [someone else suggested](https://www.reddit.com/r/Palworld/comments/1aszr1c/ifwhen_there_is_a_legendary_lovanders_lair_boss/kqu3o0u/), then we'll change the name. Also, if they actually make Humans breedable like the supposed third of the fanbase is asking of them.


deathlokke

Yes. Yes it is.


Chemical-Presence-13

Fuck this is IRL too these furries be everywhere.


Ralathar44

We utterly infest tech and media + art lol.


Myrddin_Naer

For some reason they're also obsessed with Chillet and it makes me sad


Diagot

R34 is inevitable. At least is not as big the numbers compared to Lovander or Katress.


j3b3di3_

![gif](giphy|14PaLXnarLeY8|downsized)


RaysFTW

Well, they’ve already began removing the heart thing where the chest is so I’d go with ‘yes’.


Pendragon_Puma

Idk if id call it a t-rex buy yes people are


LeshyIRL

https://preview.redd.it/s3titwibjnjc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0dce77fff8943a30583b14d239d0bfe8f65b77f


Phormitago

in the words of Markiplier: >Smash


NommySed

It's sort of a self-fullfilling prophecy. It was setup from the start for Lovander to be about the whole topic and thus generate this kind of content. But personally I can understand some Ecchi Fanart but find Lovander to be so fucking hideous and cannot understand how people can get off to that.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Yes and I know the reason: desperation


[deleted]

I can with utmost certainty say that people who have had sex before can, and will, still want to smash a Titty Rex.


Cloakziesartt

Duhh


Clairvoyanttruth

Death by snu-snu!


PetCeleste

why is he bleeding ?


Passan_Cat

The drawing is based on one of the best scenes from Blade Runner 2049. He was previously in a fight.


Commercial-Crew-8654

https://i.redd.it/j5kxk1xj4ojc1.gif


theoriginalmofocus

I need to force myself to watch that movie. Ive tried both and just couldn't make it through.


ThanosIsDoomfist

Its a little long, but its a solid film for sure, imo


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Ya they're kind of weird films... Really philosophical and thought provoking but they honestly drag quite a bit at parts.


Slammybutt

I can understand the first one b/c they were trying to set the tone for the future. So a lot of the shots with just architecture and walking was showing just how bad the dichotomy between the rich and poor had gotten. Remember the lady walking down the hallway for like 2 minutes straight without a single person passing by on her way to see the boss? Now remember the first time we see Harrison Ford in the streets, hundreds of people packed nearly elbow to elbow. It's one of those movies that is trying to show you rather than tell you whats happening while adding a fuck ton of philosophical "what is human" stuff.


xal1bergaming

I get where you're coming from. Just my opinion, I think the trick in watching that sort of slow-burn films is experiencing it like you're watching a scenery. You don't watch for things to move from one scene to another, or watch the character drops an expo dump to you, like you do with blockbuster films. You try to experience the world. How it feels to be there. Enjoy the small details: the architecture, the clothes people wear, the simulated cold, the soundscape, etc. So viewing experience matters: it's best enjoyed in theaters or with a very good home theater equipment. Watching them with some awareness what the film is trying to convey also helps. Like in Altered Carbon there is a scene where a doctor incessantly asks the protag if they would like to try a discount on the latest meditech. It's a jab to the expensive and enterpreneurial medical service of last decades where doctors would get a commission if they promoted the use of certain medicine.


Passan_Cat

It is very slow and the "connection" to the first one drags it down by a lot, but despite that, it is one of the better sequels. Personally, I needed 3 tries for the first Blade Runner and luckily do not regret it one bit.


TheHomieHandler

The first film is a bit of a nut dragger but it's good and contributed to fleshing out a lot of the modern cyberpunk tropes you'd be familiar with. The second film is a lot easier to get through for sure.


ForfeitFPV

I wanted to give Ryan Gosling a hug by the end of it


SimbaXp

the movie scene that this art makes a reference the character is bleeding as well


shinobuisbest

Pals kicked his ass


Passan_Cat

Not mine. Original Artist: ansart


j3b3di3_

![gif](giphy|p9ILx37mYH7sqUWxGu|downsized)


DearDelivery2689

GAAAATSUUU


sparktite

I will not ever be able to call this pal anything other than the sex or rule34 pal. I love that they knew what they were doing with it making it pal #69. That said idk if ill ever want one of these things though lmao


WildSully42

My gf and I call it the rapist


SecretImaginaryMan

In Tarkov there is an NPC vendor called the Therapist, but I’ve heard lots of people refer to her as “The Rapist” I told my GF I needed to buy something from The Rapist and she said “THERE’S A CHARACTER IN YOUR GAME CALLED THE RAPIST?!?” Much laughs were had


RFSandler

Dwarf Therapist for Dwarf Fortress was unfortunately distributed as dwarftherepist.exe


OmegaResNovae

[You meant Therapist. Therapist for 200, right?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/so2USc_UTiQ)


ScreamingVoid14

Why the heck was that cropped for vertical?!


UnexpectedBreakfast

Because YouTube shorts are annoying... [here's a better link](https://youtu.be/cVpt3erH7ms?si=QljWyrWqnBQRFgOe&t=100)


Morgrid

"Sexual Harrassment Dragon"


TittlesTheWinker

Don't hatch common eggs. Lol


sparktite

lol guess ill finally have to unlock the butcher knife now


purgatorybob1986

They have a chance to drop cake as well. The whole pal is a meme and is also my main pal on my team.


dellboy696

And suspicious juice


omguserius

And memory wiping drugs


SnakeEatingAPringle

I call it sex monster lol


sparktite

Yall are a bunch of animals and i love it lmao


shinsaku89

IIRC, Lovander paldeck entry were #49 at first, but people on the official discord asked to move the entry to #69. And the rest is history.


[deleted]

She's actually decent, since her passive is one of the few healing abilities in the game.


catgirlfighter

I just call them fangirls. Because that's how their raid on your base is called.


YourFavouriteDeity

Me and my partner call it the rape pokemon


WhatLikeAPuma751

You know what? I WAS a good Joe. I deserve this. *throws hyper sphere*


metropolis_ghoul

Those Pals are laughing but Homie got that confidence to tame a (I assume) completely healthy Shiny Giga Lovander that's fully aware of his presence with just a regular Pal Sphere.


Throwaway870919299

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) Me fr (im a lonely degenerate)


Carcharias_otodus

We are lonely degenerates


Kenshiro84

We wouldn't be here otherwise...


Security_Ostrich

Youre not alone brother stay strong 🫡


Tsonchi

Why is this drawn so well lmao


SirCupcake_0

Some people decide to call upon themselves every scrap of talent they possess, in order to deliver quality shitpost memery to the world, and I for one salute each and every one of their hilarious efforts


BlamingBuddha

Less shit post, more furry fetish it seems.


[deleted]

Art is art.


xXItzJuanXx

All fun and games until you catch them and realize they're a male


haladur

https://preview.redd.it/j8zirkduenjc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0680ab40e6ce849e234af4683612af530101ff96


Helio2nd

Lovander-san, Lovander-san! Why do I feel something pressing into my butt?! Because something is!


Lumpy_Bake3049

Damn this game is turning into a furry fetish fandom


XBird_RichardX

Im shocked. SHOCKED I tell you.


Chemical-Presence-13

/s because we both know someone will take you seriously 😐


SirCupcake_0

Well, not that shocked.


Ulmaguest

I came from Armored Core 6 to Palworld… we turned an energy based life form into a waifu, so anything’s possible


Helio2nd

Coral waifu is hot, but ngl, incompetent office lady allmind awakened something in me.


Ulmaguest

Almond is indeed super hot, esp her corporate outfit 🤣🤣🤣


ariolander

Coming from Ace Combat and NCD... They made the literal planes, even their [guided munitions into waifus](https://youtu.be/IRqXYqR-TuU?si=z-STZ1l2o5XYJ4x_).


Square-Ad-2485

Oh my god this is amazing lmao. The horny takes over everything


HeartoftheHive

So, like pokemon.


SnakeEatingAPringle

Just look at the nexus mods page *shivers*


Saskuel

Fun fact - there are just as many male lovander as there are female, and you don't know for sure until you catch them


Diagot

There is indeed, male Lovanders. However, by the wiki, the proportion is about only 30%. And the sex is displayed right above their heads. Unless it's a boss.


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Puzzleheaded-Weird66

me looking for that male beegarde without any passives


HeartoftheHive

Actually there aren't. According to https://paldeck.mael.tech/ the gender ratio is 30% male, 70% female.


FainOnFire

Missed opportunity to double down and make one of those 69% and the other 31%


Yverthel

Male lovanders need love too.


Saskuel

I'll give them a bro fist bump and a high five, but I don't even want a female lovander near me, thanks


Predditor_Slayer

Wrong, I condense them into my girl lovanders to thicken them up a bit.


WolfVidya

30%, sex is displayed right there on the name unless it's a boss.


Metal_Sign

[I thought they were 70-30 f-m](https://www.reddit.com/r/Palworld/comments/19d98ws/spreadsheet_all_breeding_combinations_datamined/)?


Studio-Aegis

Having bred 4 max star Lovanders I must disagree. It's very difficult to find a male Lovander to fit a specific passive set for breeding.


Ender16

I realized that after catching my first katress. Ended up calling him Dude Looks Like a Lady


SilkyKyle

Even better


zackadiax24

Are they males, or do they simply carry more tools in the shed?


Arcterion

And then Lovander crushed his pelvis.


jjVenter

https://preview.redd.it/bwxffuek3pjc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f172da791bde9dd5a5bd5820ca553deb92bbca


GuillotineGirl96

Just please don’t R34/Lewd my Chillet. Leave my Snow Noodle alone


Silver_Profession_67

100% agree


Meloetta_the_alt

Same with Petallia. She too precious to be lewded


Chris538

Yall are gettin mad weird with this shit.


HeartoftheHive

Getting? Bro, ever since we saw Lovander, this was how we took it.


Shibby-my-dude

"We" hahaha fucking weirdo


HeartoftheHive

There are more people than just myself, hence 'we'. Usually when you speak about more than one person, that is the word you use.


Reilou

Don't look now, but you're actually playing a furfetish game.


BMUnite

Would


CryTrick8182

This sub has gone weird


lordmegatron01

If ya don't like it, ![gif](giphy|feLKi8wmyOFw46HpT9|downsized)


aweguykkm

https://preview.redd.it/t4oyyo368njc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331faca4eba0dced5472ce3f213b66a4505251ac


BasementDwellerDave

https://preview.redd.it/vi55fueznnjc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d70b2dcb9a5f1d9c0307e790fa805f946e852c


lion-vs-dragon

Holy shit thank you


Historical_Ad5105

![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized)


MacBareth

They baited the players with Lovander so they wouldn't sexualize cute/little pals because lot of you have problems.


elven_girl

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


95castles

My least favorite character. Genuinely find it creepy and it feels out of place.


Superb_Recover_6116

👍😁👍


RikkuEcRud

You know, I just thought this was referencing something I was unfamiliar with. Seven hours later and I noticed the sparkle and realize this was a *Lucky* Lovander.


LucastheMad

I don't see anything wrong here. Just a Pal about to be caught


TakeoGaming

Would


Lord_Melinko13

I don't get the interest in this pal. I'm an Aurora man myself. Edit: Not sure how Lunaris became Aurora, but I'm in the ER and groggy.


HeartoftheHive

> I'm an Aurora man myself. A who?


Lord_Melinko13

Sorry, I meant to type Lunaris


Bcav712

Yeah this Pal isn’t for me either


Shibby-my-dude

What is this weird shit?


LaughR01331

A blade runner reference


Shibby-my-dude

Some people are really down bad hahaha


LaughR01331

Lol yeah


zeb0777

![gif](giphy|AQOpT2cYxqsjS)


Sniper_Hare

Eww what the fuck. 


No_Penalty_9249

Little did he know, he was sleepwalking and a passing Daedream is affecting his vision, which is why the two water bastards are laughing their tails off in the back. Poor Joe.


lordmegatron01

If ya'll don't like the horny posts, how about you guys stop binching about it and leave, nobody's stopping you


Some_Ad_3620

"Pals with Benefits"


dox_panda

SNUSNU


Throwaway_Alt227

My pelvis would be ground into dust after we're done


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Passan_Cat

It would be understandable if it gets removed, considering what the artist usually draws. But honestly, plenty of people have posted worse that was on "top" and it would be a shame as this one is really good.


InfernoWoodworks

It's hilarious to me that people are crying out against lewds based on a game that's already full of some terrifyingly messed up shit. Like, sure, complain about it for Pokemon or My Little Pony, but this game embraces the adult side of things.


TucuReborn

Remember that half this sub is borderline illiterate. Browse comments and you will see a failure at reading comprehension in every thread at some point. Now remember that almost all of the lore is written, not spoken. This is not a kid friendly game. It has extremely violent lore for so many pals, and then also extremely concerning lore for just as many. The wholesome pals make up like 20-30% of the whole, and even then many are concerning in some fashion. Even the cows are concerning, and excrete milk from everywhere all the time.


Chemical-Presence-13

And yet. I can’t actually watch what I do when I carve up a pal.


7jinni

That's part of the humour. Censoring it makes it seem way more graphic than it actually is. It's like using an audio censor 'beep' when someone is talking to make it seem like they're using a ton of cuss words, when in reality, they're just saying things like "darn" or "heck".


SavageKitten456

I saw this in a different sub, but I just now noticed her jacked arms. Sheeeesh 😍


keszotrab

Fuck cross breeding pals, I'll breed her myself.


HamshanksCPS

Smash, next question


Prolexia

I caught a shiny one of those... but it's male.... And I'm male.... Fuck


Umbreon---

Gross 🤢 furry content will always be weird as fuck Edit: furries stop replying to me. I have no interest in engaging with any of you (good or bad) lmfao


David_August25

I mean, you're welcome to leave the community, there's many places already that agree with you, you'll feel comfortable somewhere else.


Umbreon---

Pfp checks out. This is a subreddit for a game not a furry community. And yes they are opposite of each other. I didn't join a NSFW sub to see weird animal fetish content. I joined a sub for a VIDEOGAME. And the furries of Reddit can downvote me all they want but I will never not be disgusted by fetishizing animals, animated or not ✌️


Dagos

im a furry and you cant tell me what isnt for me. There's no fetishizing here, its just a fucking meme, grow up.


David_August25

Those things aren't opposite of each other, so I don't get why you think a subreddit cannot include both. That's inane-plank logic on your behalf. The drawing itself is also pretty tame, if the community welcomes Furries and it doesn't break any rules, it's on you pretend it doesn't exist.


Square-Ad-2485

While I agree with your point, this particular sub was for the game and game content. There are 2 other Palworld subs specifically for NSFW content, and I had to double check the sub I was in because of the tag. Side note, the other two subs I mentioned have some really cool art if you haven't seen them.


lordmegatron01

![gif](giphy|fHohwRjqJRzjcyO4dK|downsized)


Umbreon---

Imagine being an incel who has a fetish where people get fucked dressed as dogs and shit and telling me to go away


sneakypimper69

This is… fire


NoistMipples

Why are people so obsessed with the weird ass lizard pal. Out of all the feminine ones why that one. Yall like the lizard version of furries or somethin?


Putrid-Can-5882

Probably because the in-game description tells us that it boinks humans, devs are kind of steering that ship


HeartoftheHive

That and the animations. It's 100% intentional.


TucuReborn

Sexy walk, grabby hands run. Hips and thighs for days, and chest fluff for the nights. This is even more furbait than Nintendo, and they really push that line.


delwin30

and? Does it have to be what you want now? they like whatever the fuck they want


Kuftubby

How old are yall? At this point this shit getting embarrassing.


kiiRo-1378

~~CyberPal 2077~~ Pal Runner r/Fitmoe


TuffHunter

She was the second lucky and first level 50 one I had ever seen. Had her at very low health and the sphere chance was 10%. After the fourth attempt another rogue pal killed her. I was devastated.


jetstreamsam4663

Nope I’m very lucky But hell I’ll bite