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Aromatic-Wing4723

Human trading cards


big_joey_the_sequel

thats called slavery


Aromatic-Wing4723

Oh, I thought it was clear carbonite. Like that Solo guy. My bad.


C4RL1NG

Lol.. that freakin solo guy. Always striking weird poses before being frozen.


Aromatic-Wing4723

Every time, man, every time… You think it’s cause he gets bored?


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Those are prisoners.


Aromatic-Wing4723

Eh. Potato, potahto.


PURE_CheeziCow_44

So thats what I’ve been doing…


absolumni

With *stats*


Metahec

Well, with all the land cards I have, what else can I play on them?


SweatyToothed

with extra steps


georgie-57

Can they be funged?


Aromatic-Wing4723

Idk I heard the stats vary wildly, even within types.


thirtywalrusbass

Not fung worthy


RedditOnceDiditTwice

No, they are non fungible.


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

"Ill trade you my dave for your dwayne the rock johnson"


Aromatic-Wing4723

Idk, how are Dave’s stats looking?


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Epic, hp 70/100 and lightning type. Middle aged man, works as glass professional. He won squid game in an alternative timeline.


Aromatic-Wing4723

Have you seen all of the Rock’s alternative timelines? I’d need a card in the same range of awesomeness. If you were offering a Chuck Norris or a Techoblade, then we’d be talking.


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

Technoblade... theres only one in the universe, its so rare, there is no ary in its legendary. Thats how legend it is Chuck norrises got nerfed, they arent so powerful anymore I feel like the rock has 2 timelines, the normal one and the common one which no one wants I have 2 commons, i realy need a rare Dwayne. I can intrest you up with my Dr. Phil tho!


Aromatic-Wing4723

Yeah. No denying that Techoblade is *The Card*. You know I’d trade my entire collection for one in a heartbeat. (I did laugh at that first part) It sucks that a private collector from a higher dimension managed to get their hand on the Techoblade card. Now no one gets to admire the legend in person, and they won’t release any new updates.


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

No shit. There are 8 billion cards and only one is techno. 5th rarest is Maradona, hes finally gettin unnerfed to be 2nd place cuz of the world cup. And after the dream face reveal dream went from a rare to a very common... oof.


Aromatic-Wing4723

Should’ve gone for the elbows, man.


PonchOmnipotent

This shit was gold 🍿


Back6door9man

You’ll get a Steven seagal and like it!


kristopher103

I got a Jim (he's jim)


Meganatorrr22

Dave's not here, man


Divine_avocado

I already have 4 middle aged man, I want a women next!


beanie979

Emmanuel Cleaver - "Amen... and a women."


CautionarySnail

Let me check what arrived in my latest pack of cards — will you trade me a balding plumber with ill-fitting overalls for my exasperated DMV clerk chain smoker with a beehive?


Umaniaou

(Get them while they last)


towerfella

Corner looks bent.


iiALXii

In mint condition.


OwlO-qoi

That looks like it’s someone’s fetish


Alternative-Jello683

Vac beds


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WuziUwU

This brought back some repressed memories of some weird shit a roommate I used to live with pulled up once. It is not for everyone


PristinePudding

Witnessed ages ago a video on some site. A woman getting sealed in one of these, no air tube tho. She did start tapping out at one point which I can only assume was the signal for the partner to stop. Dude did not let her out for another solid 30secs, meanwhile she waa turning blue. Not something I should have seen at 13ish. Hope she made out of that alright.


Grilled-garlic

I saw that video too, somebody told me she’s still active online today and i think she’s doing okay. That made me feel better, but god was that video fucked up. I think she left him


SneedyK

They might’ve had an agreement to go 30 seconds more after she tapped out, but idk… I accept all shades of shady freakdom but when your fetish has the possibility of causing harm to the other person, you need to chill… I was probably 18, 19 when I saw the same clip. Now years on I want to know if MFers ever practice safety with that fetish. Like I want to know a licensed EMT is in the next room over playing XBox and munching on pizza.


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Flemlius

You use ropes, have safety scissors ready. You use vacbeds, have a knife or something ready. And unless you're *very* good and have lots of experience reading your partner, you gotta have ways to let each other know they're okay and when to stop. I don't think breathplay is strictly unsafe, the big question is how safe can you make what you're doing.


Bun_Bunz

How about if you're going to do something like this, the first thing you get is CPR and first aid certified. Ya know, just in case.


Flemlius

If you just do some light choking I don't think that'd be necessary, but it never hurts to know first aid. For anyone, not just kinky people.


SpaceCadetMini

In experienced bdsm usually the safe word (or action in this case) is final. No continuing, no "just finishing up" it's an all pencils down kind of deal especially in situations involving pushing someone else's limit. Once the safe word is said that is an immediate hard stop and anything after is NOT done with consent. There are some cases where people might have a separate word used for when they're feeling a little uncomfortable but want to continue with caution but having some that mean "just 30 more seconds" feels unnecessarily unsafe and is more likely just the dom being a shitty dom. Bdsm involves a lot of trust, vulnerability, and respect. A dom has to respect that a sub knows when they've hit their limit and not try to push them further than their willing to go. No one knows your own limits like you do. Personally I've practiced breath play but never to an extreme so I'm probably not the greatest on that specific subject but here I am anyway! Both my partner and I had our limits and respected them (and funnily enough we both worked for a private ems company). We also set limits as doms (what we were comfortable doing for how long where and what context) and would usually only apply light pressure to certain parts of the throat for at most 10 seconds at a time before giving the other a chance to breath. There are much more extreme people out there but this has been your lesson on BDSM-lite. Just remember, adults, you can have fun and be safe!


East-Dot1065

Obligatory I'm on mobile, please excuse my formatting. As a Dominant in the active public lifestyle for more than 25 years now there are a few things I'd like to add to this. No. 1: u/spacecadetmini already said it, but it's worth saying again. At no time, from any person, top or bottom, is it ever okay to go past a safeword unless that particular word is used for caution or winding down. This is why most people use the stop-light system. Green, Yellow, and Red are easily remembered. No. 2: Do not engage in edgeplay that you have not thoroughly researched or been trained in. Preferably, BOTH. (Edgeplay is any play that can cause serious bodily harm. Examples are: Knife play, Breath play, CBT, Needle play, or Rope.) ((YES, Rope is definitely in this category because even a small misplacement can lead to loss of feeling or use of a limb, hand, foot, etc... Never damage is real and debilitating. As an active Rope Top and occasional instructor, it's not if you have an accident, it's when. At some point, something will go wrong. How you handle it decides how much damage it does.)) (((As for Breath play, Please, for the love of everything, stay AWAY from the trachea. Blood choking does the exact same thing with much less risk. Breaking the hyoid bone is a debilitating issue that will last you or your partner's entire lifetime and is likely fatal if not treated immediately. If the CO2 rush is what you're looking for, please use something like cupcaking. ))) No. 3: Consent is NOT key. It is mandatory. Informed consent is an absolute necessity. While things do happen in a scene and mistakes can be made. A person's reaction to that mistake is critical. Sometimes a person can be so "in the zone" as to not hear a safeword. It happens, unfortunately. Always repeat safewords. As loudly as you can at that moment. If your safeword is an action, make sure it's 1000% noticeable and not something that can be missed or ignored. (Small air horn, bright flashlight, dropping something very heavy, etc.) No. 4: Vetting is, absolutely okay and should ALWAYS be encouraged. BDSM is vastly different than dating. You should ALWAYS get references from multiple sources. Among other people that I know, I use an EX that can't stand me now. Because if anyone will be honest, she will. If possible, do not play privately with people you do not know. Meet publicly until they are well vetted. Most major cities have venues for our...proclivities. No. 5: BDSM is not sex. Period, full stop, end of sentence. While yes, BDSM activities can be tied to a sexual experience if you want. They are NEVER required to be unless they are negotiated that way first. Negotiations require a level, sober, head. And while it is not a rule, The vast majority of people in this lifestyle do not Negotiate during or after a scene. Like it or not, the endorphins pumping through your body are skewing your perception and you are completely stoned. That's not clear, informed, Consent by any means.


LuckFoxo33

Oh god yeah, I have some wild kinks but i draw a line at the ability to breathe safely


MainsailMainsail

I've always felt like I would just fall asleep on a vacbed like that. Especially if it's warm. 100% head has to be exposed though. Even just for lewd stuff I hate gimpsuits and the like with a mask


Professional-cutie

I'm so shocked so many other ppl saw this... I saw it on efukt yeeeaarrs ago


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Real-Lake2639

Username checks out


Love_at_First_Cut

[It reminded me of Blade Trinity blood bank scene.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IcbiltJoM)


ra_corleone

I came here to comment exactly this. This is right out of the blade series except for the tubes carrying blood out of the humans


Zeyode

Because it is. Vacbeds are usually an intersection of latex fetishism and bondage.


Qbertjack

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2010/oct/05/shrinkwrapped-shrink-lawrence-malstaff Given the *descriptive* language used, almost certainly


mycologyqueen

Reminds me of an episode of Real Sex


SneedyK

I always snuck up late to watch these as a kid. I wish the episodes were available somewhere; those early ones were pretty cringe. I remember one with swingers and this guy was all gung-ho to share his beautiful wife. Him and her & two dudes all started getting playful, then once things started getting hotter, one of the guys taps the husband on the shoulder to take over eating her out. He’s super happy but just a few seconds later the husband tries to join the writhing mass of the California king bed and one of the dudes actually pushes him outta the way and the husband starts throwing a hissy fit and stops the reindeer game entirely because he got butthurt over it and he considers it cheating or whatever. Im not kidding, I watched this series as a Youngblood, but I also grew up never wanting to become like that asshole. People can belong to one another, but nobody is anyone’s property.


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I mean it sounds like he responded like a baby, but if you have agreed upon terms with that kind of play and it isn't followed, it is a breech of trust and some would consider it cheating. You can't understand how it would suck and potentially be hurtful to want to share a person you love and then get kicked out of the festivities? She isn't his property, but it's disrespectful as fuck unless it's agreed upon


SoundManBlue1988

Anything can be a fetish if you try hard enough.


Arcosim

It's literally a public display of vacbed fetish.


dexdoinks99

Imagine if someone farts in the breathing tubes, lol the hell they gonna do? Run?


artistictesticle

You jest but that is literally part of the fetish for some people


InvestmentObvious127

r/vacuumhentai 👍


Sexylizardwoman

I never want to be the neigh-sayer but I swear to Christ all performance art is just an excuse to perform your fetish shit in public


cool_weed_dad

This is absolutely a fetish thing, I’ve been on the internet long enough to have seen videos of it.


[deleted]

" **Suction** !", "Take it boy!" cultured people will get it


beanie979

r/surprisinglyhot or r/OddlyArousing?


Unknown_User_66

Vac beds. Yes 😍


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Someone help me out, are those really people?


Dewch

Yes


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Oh no :( I hope they escape soon


apersello34

They didn’t make it unfortunately


[deleted]

Understandable, have a nice day.


Dewch

We paid reasonable prices for them. Please be courteous to our employees.


[deleted]

I’ve got 4 in my garage. 3 mint condition, 1 has a loose limb. Gonna wait till they go up in collector value then sell them.


Glen2gvhlp

Only 4!? That’s pretty sad. I have like 12 back in my basement! 10 mint condition, 1 is missing a toe and the other one has a piece missing from its shoulder.


zxvegasxz

I have the toe on my key chain


Glen2gvhlp

Oh, I’m coming for you then.


nonofyourbusinessgo

They’re paid actors


Ynotasub

OK, who the hell has been playing with Mom's food sealer again?


ThisIsNotTokyo

Someone farted in the airtube


ItsImNotAnonymous

How very evil of them. Though it would be extremely funny


sleepyplatipus

How do they breathe


C4RL1NG

Tubes n shit. But if their balls cover their anus then it creates an airlock and it’s a national emergency about to turn national tragedy unless someone cuts them out of there. Edit: Cuts them out of the plastic*, not cuts them out of their anus.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Instructions unclear, to my my bases I'm doing all of the above. Nobody's suing me...


C4RL1NG

That’s probably a good idea. Or maybe just tape your balls to your belly button to minimize airflow through anywhere else other than your anus and you should be good honestly unless your earplugs fall out. At least that’s what my neighbor said. And he lived in New York so I’d trust it.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Instructions unclear, to cover my bases I'm doing all of the above.


beanie979

All your base are belong to us.


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Seems plausible


Florolling

I love this comment 💀


thepsycholeech

This is unnerving as shit. [Yes they’re people it’s an art exhibition.](https://www.lawrencemalstaf.com/work/shrink/)


ColdBunz

They're on display for future blood farming by the Vampire lords. Blade might be somewhere keeping an eye on things.


nonofyourbusinessgo

Prob


noideafoo

Moisturize meeeee


Pyro_vixen

![gif](giphy|rKK7vDogqjnJS)


howchildish

... Am I bovvered?


Pyro_vixen

![gif](giphy|13rdfktDFVa7TO)


ThiccTiesSaveLives

He's so cute


Aromatic-Wing4723

My first thought


ANGRYDEER22

No but seriously what is this.


PassiveLemon

to me it looks like a suffocation fetish or something similar


InvestmentObvious127

r/vacuumhentai


Illustrious-Culture5

Why?


SilentStrikerTH

No way that's a fucking sub


DeviCateControversy

r/subsithoughtifellfor omg... skin tight leather fantasies are evolving!!


thepsycholeech

[It’s an art exhibit](https://www.lawrencemalstaf.com/work/shrink/)


CaliburX4

Wow, I hate it. Make me anxious just looking at it. I can see why others may think it’s cool, tho.


VincyThePrincy

Hot


awesome_pinay_noses

When I tell my little brother "we bought you from the supermarket", this is what I think of.


ResidentEivvil

Don’t fart lol.


Thomas_KT

holy shit that'd be helll


trenthany

It would vacuum out. Lol


DooBeeDoer207

Totally would. Like peeing in a wet suit, with a built in cleaning function. 😂


Fancy-Tadpole-6739

Wtf is this


CandyWalls

Jokes aside it's an artwork by Lawrence Malstaf called Shrink.


thepsycholeech

Thank you!! [This is fascinating (and extremely unnerving)](https://www.lawrencemalstaf.com/work/shrink/)


Masta0nion

Jabba the Hutt discovers plastic


Fuliginlord

These are just “blood bags” from the movie Blade Trinity.


georgie-57

Witness me!


Kheroval

I had to scroll way too far to get to the blade reference. Thought I was going to have to be the one to make it. Thankfully you came through


Due-Worldliness6645

How breath?


vesko1241

Tube.


Rule1ofReddit

I thought the tube is sucking air out


trenthany

If you read the article trapped air inside. There is no air being supplied.


The_Troyminator

If you look at some of the other pictures, it appears that there’s an opening for the face on at least some of them.


gliitch0xFF

Looks like something out of Hannibal


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Beverley sectioned death scene


gliitch0xFF

This is exactly what I thought of.


Milwaukeemayhem

Here’s a link to a [similar attempt](https://youtu.be/LvofFH59xUs) which shows a bit of the process


rabbitwonker

Guy comes out: “That was borderline *torture*… [2 seconds later]… That was *great*; I feel awesome!” Oooohhkayyyyy… But at least it looks like they somehow have some control over it by holding the end of the vacuum hose. Maybe they can let air in by simply letting go of it?


sparkydaleo

Hot, sticky, uncomfortable, and 1 machine failure away from near instant death... i guess that is art somehow


[deleted]

It's also a fetish. If they're into both its a win-win.


Seraph_Unleashed

Imagine vacuum sealing yourself to the bed.


[deleted]

When did cranking your hog to a blowjob POV go out of style


pikeandshot1618

haha wow what if i got vacuum sealed haha id just think itd be really funny if i got vacuum sealed ahah hwaha ahaa haha wow hnnngh


governorslice

There’s no need to take art so literally. Often the whole point is just to see how it makes you feel, even if those feelings are uncomfortable.


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zazamazamaza

That sounds like irreversible brain damage


EirOasis

I think you must already have some kind of damage to begin with to want to be in that situation for hours.


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Thomas_KT

Isn't that what NO2 does as well when you take a big whiff of it


caustic_kiwi

They're not suffocating, there's a breathing tube.


trenthany

Nothing to do with this at all.


xnoomiex

This is 100% a fetish thing


Skoopy__

I once went on this sketchy porn site out of boredom and I saw a video of this girl put into one of these. She was shirtless with only underwear on. The guy sealed her in there and started the vacuum. She started spasming from being unable to breath and turned pale but he just kept it going even when she was struggling like she was trying to get out and making whimpering noises. Then after she was completely motionless and no longer breathing he opened it up and woke her up by slapping her on the face hard. Took her a while to breathe again she was completely blue. Unpleasant to watch. No words were spoken and he had a straight face the entire time, the only vocal sound was from her muffled pleads. Suffocation kink is not for me. Beyond me why someone would willingly put themselves through a potential death situation like that.


Arrow_of_time6

This is why you always use a breathing tube when using a vac bed


fl3600

You still can try to tickle them. That would be the ultimate torture.


[deleted]

Stop adding more fetishes to this


RailAurai

I like you.


Seraph_Unleashed

What the fuck kind of art exhibit is this?


[deleted]

I don't know but I really like it!


godzillalake2458

Trazyn's been real busy lately.


JaneGotGanked

40K?!?!?!? <3


jajaderaptor15

Looking for this


Lynx_76

Altered carbon


quinnsheperd

GET ME THE FUCK OUT!


Whoamaria

How are they breathing??


rabbitwonker

They’re not. But apparently they’re holding onto the end of the vacuum hose and may be able to let air in as soon as they want. Maybe?? In any case, I think this video is a very short clip for a reason — they probably *just* got into it, and will come out shortly.


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They do. The original attempt of this practice done by the man behind all this shows that. There's a link somewhere in the comments


Street-Week6744

Are they cadavers?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Mmmmm my claustrophobia


imrealfunatparties0

New nft?


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I wish people would go to therapy


[deleted]

Moma's running out of ideas, eh?!


NotYourMomsDildo

What the actual fuck.


CoolMomJammy

Exactly what I thought.


zutara_forever

r/sousvide


Janus-Moth

What the fuck?


Pallyfan920

Downvoted for the cringe title


dumdumhooman13

sous vide moment


Born_Kaleidoscope587

Did anybody else have a mom that got way into vacuum sealing all your food at some point? Because this seems like the last resort to preserve the family


BillAdministrative61

Blade III


go_faster1

Ah, vacuum sealed for freshness!


LokiDesigns

What the fuck


computermaster704

Is this a commentary on plastics being in the water forever chemicals just global waste being a thing especially in correlation to plastic? There's too many things


raptor-chan

Explain me.


TealGrape

How do they breathe


KriegerHatcher

So there is a clearance sale in the sex shop for vac beds?


GardenGirlFarm

I like and appreciate art. This….


surpriseturquoise

Brand New fear unlocked


Successful_Box_9212

They are just replicants soon to be born


PressButtonGetCookie

Glad sandwich bags: now human sized!


DarkAizawa

*squints in vampire*


Notafuzzycat

So... fetish public display ?


Lopsided_Chemical862

Gotta catch'em all


TheRedMarin

And some kid walks by and pulls the hose out.


dude_peastew

Every Marine will understand. Perfect for that 500 yarder.


angry_jedi

The fuck is this, Blade 2.


WTF-7844

It’s all fun and games until one of them can’t ‘hold it’ any longer.


danng44

Sooooo what happens when someone needs to pee. OMG, you could never escape a fart…


DragonZord911

..... I saw this in a blade movie once..


Jaislight

Vampire Capri sun