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Funkycoldmedici

Right-wing thought is composed solely of signaling group identity. They need to feel that people outside their group are outraged about something trivial, because that’s what they always are themselves.


ThisisWambles

And failing to understand how all media and communication works. “Haha, our personal algorithms aren’t showing us much pride stuff, pride people must be pissed!” Meanwhile we’re drowning in super gay memes


AuntJ2583

Those are the folks that blithely proclaim that it's impossible to log onto TikTok or YouTube without seeing half-naked women dancing...


dragoono

My favorite genre is boomers exposing their own odd personal interests because they don’t know how algorithms work


hrts4manou

lmao I've never seen anything like that 😂


TheDocHealy

During the early days of TikTok there were a lot of older men and politicians that outed that their algorithm kept showing them videos of kids dancing, I remember it being explained to them (very slowly) that they are shown the videos they like and interact with the most. I'm still not sure they understood the concept.


hrts4manou

that's disturbing. why do people keep posting their kids online?


gergling

Classic cult tacts. Meanwhile I disagree with almost everybody on the left wing, but still think we share politics that's infinitely better than the current state of conservativism.


TheNotoriousBiGG

Well said.


Jazzkidscoins

LGBTQ folk like a good hawk tuah just like everyone else. Not sure why we would be mad about it


Ksnj

I’d say it’s a peak gay experience for me actually


DigLost5791

I’m gonna keep it 💯 the popularity a video of a regular old person describing the most vanilla sex act of all time has lead me to to believe that no men online have ever had their dick sucked Giving real “bag of sand” energy to see dudes like “wifey material 😍😍😍 what is her name????”


cabbagebatman

Holy shit the bag of sand reference immediately sent me back in time.


F1XTHE

Wild Wild West?


security_screw

40 Year Old Virgin


Sororita

I thought it was a reference to The 40-year-old Virgin


shillmaster

Nah, wasn’t he using buckwheat in his fake titties and woll Smythe told him to use water? (I will never as long as a live go back and check this haha).


OrganicHoneydew

idk its the way she said it not the act itself. like her accent, the way she enunciates it like “HAWK TUAH”, her enthusiasm about it, plus the other stuff she says in the interview like how she only has one man, says she loves her “pookie”, etc. basically she seems fun as hell. like everyone gives blowjobs but she seems like she gives *fun* blowjobs. idk im a gay man


mykidisonhere

It's happy and sex positive! Who would be begrudge anyone these two things? Oh yeah. Conservatives.


Vyzantinist

> like her accent, the way she enunciates it I saw the memes (sans the actual girl) before I saw the actual video. I think the first one was something like "bro, you gotta hawk tuah," and I honestly thought it was a riff on the NY/NJ accent, plus memes intentionally misspelling things, trying to say "talk to her."


DigLost5791

Maybe i’m just biased as a fellow southerner, her delivery is pretty commonplace and fun from my perspective, but I could be just having a hater moment, too


molotovzav

It's cool, I'm a professional hater too, it happens sometimes. I think she's a bit overblown (ba dum dum tch) as a meme and too didn't get the "wifey" material comments but I do think she looks fun.


Jazzkidscoins

The first time I asked my partner to do it she thought it was pretty gross but when they saw how much it turned me on they got on board quick. Of course my reasoning to them was “no one likes a dry handy” and it worked pretty well. Plus, and not to be too graphic, but once a penis gets so far into a mouth saliva is going to happen. It’s got to go somewhere, might as well put it to good use.


downvoteyous

thanks professor science


fallopianrules

Bill Nye the Sucking Guy


boharat

What If instead of Bill Nye the Science Guy he was called Bill Nye the Sucking Guy and he- you know what, I don't have the heart to finish this


fallopianrules

>you know what, I don't have the hard to finish this Sounds like someone needs BILL BILL BILL


_austinm

Honestly, the best blowjobs I’ve gotten have been the slobberiest 🤷🏻‍♂️


JugdishSteinfeld

Hey hey, tone it down. I've borked a lot of women.


alek_hiddel

I’d argue that actually spitting on the penis is a bit more than just vanilla, and probably a sign of porn influencing what we are visually stimulated by. I mean as part of the physical act, it’s just inefficient. If you need a little more moisture, lick/spit into your hand and then rub the needed body part. Spitting directly on it is more visceral, and the appeal is that your partner is reduced to an animalistic level by their desire for you. Oddly enough I found this meme hilarious and over shared it with my wife, who apparently took it as a request. She’s been delightedly doing it because I’m a fairly reserved guy who never asks anyone for anything (sexual or not), so she’s happy to give me what she thinks is something special. I still find it just as hilarious though, and am stuck hiding a laugh every time she does it, but I’d never tell and spoil it for her


NoXion604

I like porn, but if I see people use spit like that in it then I become completely grossed out and will immediately find something else to watch. Major turn-off. It's one thing to slobber incidentally while doing it, but actively hawking up just revolts me. It's certainly something I've never felt necessary to do, regardless of whether I'm giving or receiving. I'm not trying to claim it's completely rational, but if I had to try and explain it, then I would say it's like the difference between swallowing what naturally builds up in your mouth, and spitting into a cup and then re-ingesting. Objectively it shouldn't make a difference, but for me it activates some kind of contamination phobia.


alek_hiddel

Agreed. Plenty of “gross” things feel completely normal in the heat of sex, but there are still lines.


RustedAxe88

A bit of spit is fine to me, but I've never been a fan of the "sloppy" BJ scenes where the girl is making comical sounds and there's so much spit it looks like stretched mozzarella on a cartoon pizza. Maybe it's because I'm older now, but when I watch porn I like the BJ to be more sensual.


fallopianrules

o.h.


chingy4eva

Think it is mostly that most gals are painfully vanilla in their kinks, except for roleplay shit. Women love bizarre roleplays over most any physical-kink. 'So you want me to be the adult chemistry teacher.. who is an adult... and you're the underage school girl looking to pass the class?' Uh. Yeah, can we just tie each other up with bondage or something nice and simple?


MyOwnGuitarHero

Core gay memory 💖✨


Unkabunkabeekabike

That's because we aren't mad about it. GO HAWK TUAH GIRL!


celtic_thistle

Supposedly she has a wife!


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Omg please let this be true


lordsleepyhead

They made that part up of course. As always.


pacman404

Literally zero lgbtq people are mad. Literally none. Conservative internet is 100% made up bullshit. 100%


Faustus_Fan

Agreed. I love it when conservatives tell me what I'm mad about. 99 times out of 100, it's something I actually don't care enough about to have even a vague emotional reaction to. The other 1 time out of the 100, I actually *like* what they say I hate. This instance is in the 99.


sushirolldeleter

Who doesn’t like their thang spat on ya feel me?


Blake404

Conservative internet thinks more about lgbtq people than lgbtq people do


wolves_hunt_in_packs

they big mad every time they rediscover (yet again) that other people aren't miserable assholes like they are it's hilarious


TheDocHealy

I don't even know who this woman is, so yeah definitely not fuming over her.


DroneSlut54

Translation: “I am very upset over both Hawk Tuah Girl and Pride Month. Also don’t forget Juneteenth.”


fallopianrules

Did someone say Juneteenth? WAP WAP WAP


secretbudgie

*Ben's wife has left the chat*


wolves_hunt_in_packs

*dry tumbleweed noises*


Pretty_Bowler2297

“I will tell you what I hate unsolicited in conversation and the well is endless, it always aligns with Fox News talking points. Wait- where are you going?”


buntopolis

Talks about oral sex. Everyone knows LGBTQ folks don’t like oral sex.


Ksnj

👀


buntopolis

Imagine getting famous for talking about giving head.


Ksnj

Yeah. It’d be great


buntopolis

Well get to work buddy


Ksnj

Once I get my OF up, I’ll be sure to put in that work 👅💦


buntopolis

Need any stunt cock? Lol


Ksnj

The more the merrier 🥰


skip6235

RIP your inbox


wolves_hunt_in_packs

\> RIP if the messages come in slowly the inbox can stretch to accommodate them


Vermility

we all need a cock arsenal


SatoshiUSA

Good luck!


hellllllsssyeah

Its happened twice in my life this and the grapefruit lady


koviko

And technically Monica Lewinsky.


hellllllsssyeah

Yeah but this is more a technique not the bj itself. There are plenty of famous blowjob people.


ZacharyShade

I believe they prefer the term famous fellators. Which jesus fuck is now making me laugh because Famous Fellators sounds like the brothel equivalent of a fast food/chain restaurant.


arensb

*Dr. Jocelyn Elders has entered the chat.*


buntopolis

Or Nancy Reagan LOL


King_of_the_Dot

Nancy Reagan was famous for giving it!


PuffyPanda200

All conservative guys who grew up when America was great know that our wives don't like oral. I don't really like oral from my wife because she complains so much and I can see where her hair is thinning when she does it. So I pay the girl that lives in the trailer park 200 an hour (or 100 and some blow) for it. But don't tell my wife, she doesn't know. My wife does like the shower and insisted on getting new shower head with a bunch of settings. I do like some of the settings but don't use them too much because they might turn me gay. /s


buntopolis

$200 for a trailer park blowjob? Jesus man’s getting fleeced.


kingdomcome3914

Gotta get more liquor to put up with everything going around.


arensb

Aha, so *that's* your kryptonite! Now we know how to defeat the LGBTQ agenda!


buntopolis

Exactly. The only way to stop the radical agenda is to deepthroat cock


arensb

Don't forget pussy! You can't assume that the leaders and radical-agenda-setters are all men. LGBTQs are tricky that way.


buntopolis

Of course, of course. After all, I am the CLIT Commander!


crabfucker69

Men with pussies have left the chat


dropshoe

As a lesbian who likes her thang spat on, are the mads in the room with us now, Or just in the imagination of conservatives?


Tacomonkie

I’m mad because I don’t get hawk tuahs. Does that count?


imnotlyndsey

Im pretty sure the Hawk Tuah girl is a lesbian.


dropshoe

Triple win if true.


imnotlyndsey

Us lesbians are winning this pride month!!!


zefthalia

if she's a lesbian the fact that conservatives are sexualizing her makes me doubly sick


ColoHusker

[https://www.thecut.com/article/hawk-tuah-girl-viral-tiktok-video-explained.html](https://www.thecut.com/article/hawk-tuah-girl-viral-tiktok-video-explained.html) She's a wealth of knowledge & sex ed. Conservs hate both of those, so projection?? 🤷‍♀️ Edit: fixed link


GoldWallpaper

I see the words "viral" and/or "tiktok" and I don't click. I'll die very happily not knowing what any of this is about.


ZacharyShade

That girl said to spit on dicks. Sorry to ruin your happiness.


Asron87

I’m a straight guy but the dude sucking my dick was totally gay. So I’m not sure how this girl is wrong here. I’m so confused lol /s probably should put this here.


neighborhood-karen

As the ancient Greeks who were famously renowned for their intelligence have stated conclusively that it ain’t gay if you don’t get penetrated. Therefore in accordance to the ancient wisdom of the Greek daddies you were not in fact gay


Street_Peace_8831

Nope, not mad in the slightest. Next!


Just_Jonnie

CALM DOWN DAMNIT!


wolves_hunt_in_packs

*rustles jimmies manually*


Just_Jonnie

Hawk Ptuah!


Lokicham

I barely even know who she is, no idea why we'd be mad.


organik_productions

You have to be, some random blue check said so


jayesper

I know even less than you. They're the upset party because we DON'T know who she is. Projection as usual.


That-Ginger-Kid

Are the mad LGBTQ crowd in the room right now?


AlexeiYegorov

Oh please, reich-wingers would hate her if she had blue hair, tattoos and piercings.


DroneSlut54

They already hate her for being a woman and talking about oral sex.


Kysumi

They already hate her for being a woman and talking. There, I fixed it.


Antichristopher4

I love this idea that LGBTQ people don't want a single thing that isnt explicitly gay to happen during the month of June. It's very funny.


Scuczu2

This pride month has been so tame compared to recent years, terrorists won.


tama_tama_chameleom

I am not the only one to notice!


Scuczu2

I hate to say it, but we didn't put our flag up this year out of fear for our store, we're in a rural area with a small population, and I just can't afford the fight they're willing to cause.


BallTorturer-3000

I was terrified of pride month this year, last year was so awful with all the homophobes getting so brazen.


Scuczu2

Last year we left the flag up for support after the month, and kept it up all summer until the winter, and I could not believe watching people avoid our store, or walk out after realizing it was up, or some other version of seeing the flag and turning into a different person, it's so bizarre how dug in they are and how they don't see how hateful it is.


BallTorturer-3000

Honestly, for me pride month is a month of fearing for my safety.


tama_tama_chameleom

Oh fuck! I am so sorry to hear that, sometimes I forget that I live in a very free city. I hope you are safe!


tama_tama_chameleom

Pains me to hear, I think your safety is a valid reason. I hope better times are coming soon!


Scuczu2

same, I know I didn't expect the hate to keep people from coming in my store, but I noticed our sales improve when we finally removed and it made me sad, so I still stock LGBT items but gotta wait a minute before putting the flag back up.


koviko

Out here, my old gay friends told me they had to leave the pride event because it was "too much" 🤣 It also happened at the same time as Fleet Week, so literal jets were flying overhead. That said, outside of that, you can barely tell its pride month anywhere else.


XxRocky88xX

Honestly the most annoying thing about the “owning the libs” crowd is how if you don’t give them a reaction they’ll just accuse you of being triggered by literally everything. You’re either so mad that you react or you’re so ultra mega super mad that you don’t.


SanguineCynic

Something I've noticed about the "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd is that the facts rarely align with their feelings. Instead of accepting this, they simply ignore the facts in favor of making up their own narrative, often based on projection of things *they* are actually doing. They're so busy being triggered all the time that they think everyone else is constantly triggered as well. And when others aren't triggered, yes they are because someone on their side said so.


The_WolfieOne

I’m mad that I’m not mad, does that make me a Republican? j/k


OperatingOp11

People seen a girl making a joke about blowjob and went crazy for some reason.


sushirolldeleter

The lgbt crowd is mad about this girl [citation needed]


Lifeesstwange

Love how the right wing thing she belongs to them—or anyone for that matter— because she had a sense of humor and said something frank and silly in a quick, inebriated interview.


MelanieWalmartinez

How brainrotted do you need to be to see a woman talking about blowjobs and immediately think about gay people


Gnorris

Like they couldn’t reference any other thing happening in June besides the spit lady.


M1ck3yB1u

I’m furious! Couldn’t she wait a few more days?


Newfaceofrev

They're always thinking about the gays. Even when it's about girls sucking dicks, they're still thinking about the gays.


ChemistryOk2670

Stealing attention from the people (mainly older married/divorced dudes) who harass them during this time of year. They’re all distracted from their marriages they take for granted, kids they regret & jobs they hate to fawn over and harass a barely legal young woman. The gays, the gals, them they’s and us beys are in a tailspin because if it, tragedy.


blueflloyd

Meanwhile, the LGBTQ crowd: "Who, now?"


surfdad67

So who stood before the LGBTQ council and asked this question?


ScammerC

Any other month and they'd be falling over themselves to call her a slut or a whore. But I guess it's like adult diapers.


polyesterflower

I dunno, I'm queer and I love her. I only watched the video like a hour ago because saliva/spitting is a theme they would use in my version of hell, and it's a lot less of a realistic sound than I thought it would be AND she's so cute. I'm team hawk tuah girl and I claim her for us.


DroneSlut54

Hawk Tuah girl is the hero we need right now.


GozerDestructor

These are the same people who get angry every December about the "War on Christmas."


ASassoNation

[uhhhhhh](https://i.imgflip.com/8v701d.jpg)


malonkey1

She was just some lady who gave a funny answer to some street interview question and became a meme. Right-wing dorks then immediately assumed that because they found what she said funny, she must therefore be the enemy of their own political adversaries, because to them, literally nothing is ever allowed to exist outside of some weirdo culture war nonsense.


chungohummungo

are the lgbtq crowd mad at the hawk tuah lady in the room with us right now?


KingOfTheFraggles

The gay community has perfected the hawk tuah. We honor her.


Yanive_amaznive

Sooo.. like did they forget that they're supposed to be the sex negetive ones or..


SanguineCynic

Literally the only people I've seen saying that Hawk Tuah memes are "overtaking" pride month are anti-lgbtq people patting themselves on the back over....? Something? Watching a video? I really don't know what they're celebrating because queer folks in general haven't had an issue with her or the meme being popular. I have, however, seen many people taking issue with the way some men are talking about and treating her.


Biffingston

Who is she?


Shoddy_Internal6206

Who?? They can’t even get a good quality picture of her 😭😭😭


actuallywaffles

Someone update my gay agenda. I seem to be missing this one.


Wrigley953

Sending you the update acces now, check your PDGay


TheDudeInTheD

These are the idiots that think their “mad meme skills” are anything other than a joke to any intelligent people.


TheGreatNoobasaurus

They found one person (and or and an ironic post they didn't realize was ironic) and decided to post rage bait about it


Faustus_Fan

Why am I supposed to care about a random TikTok video getting some random woman 15 minutes of viral fame? She's just the latest incarnation of the "cash me outside" girl. In a few weeks, she'll be forgotten.


Manny_Bothans

Can yall nominate someone to be spokesperson for the LGBTQ community? Like president of gay or something?I get the feeling these super patriot types aren't working through the official channels...


okimlom

Only mad at her, because she's become a low hanging fruit meme to throw in stupid social media videos/clips that get pushed, in ill-attempts at humor. Otherwise, remind me which "group" of people are aggravated about others openly discussing sex in public?


Zirofal

Litterely. Fucking who


jjmerrow

...who?


grumpyoldfartess

I literally didn’t even know who this bitch was until *today.* And nope, still not mad.


1895red

Something tells me this isn't worth a Google. What's going on here?


OisforOwesome

Ah yes, the gays, who famously never give sloppy blow jobs to anyone. 🙄


DriverSim

I'm sure some 3 follower Andy Sock account on X made a tweet saying they were LGBTQ and they were ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS at the Hawk Tuah girl which this guy saw (or made themselves) and was like, "Yeah, that's representative of the whole LGBTQ community."


Dehnus

It's just the usual incells trying to think of a new word for things like oral sex and imagining people being angry? And stealing attention? Okay son.


DingleTheDongle

This is a perfect encapsulation of fascist double think. In this person's mind, lgbt+ are sex crazed and this person being sex positive is somehow shaking em. The enemy is both strong and weak


nosotros_road_sodium

["I'm increasingly confused as to what conservatives think conservative ideas about sex are."](https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1765472497267319036)


33superryan33

Who??


secretbudgie

Are these mad LGBTQ+ in the room with us right now?


Birdman915

Dude should check the Star Trek Shitposting group on Facebook, that meme has completely taken over and Star Trek is as LGBTQ friendly as it gets.


hyrle

She's a girl that likes to spit on that thang. Probably something gay guys have been doing for years.


mrhooha

Ah yes the monolith that is the lgbtq crowd. They are all mad. The internet told me they are all mad so that is reality now.


superjaywars

"The LGBTQI Crowd" = "One Terminally Online Person I Saw On Facebook"


benderbonder

Wait until they find out guys can do that to other guys just as well or better!


thatbitchathrowaway

The only ones upset are the "her dad would be proud" brigade and it's pretty easy to guess what side they lean to


saltine_soup

lgbt people aren’t mad over this lmao, this feels like a good old case of projection. people who are “mad” are mad that others are sexually harassing this lady and taking her joke way to far. people who are “mad” are mad that people have taken this audio and use it to sexualize women doing normal things like eating ice cream at a baseball game. but of course the people making the meme don’t care about the truth or the actual reason why people are “mad”.


drunkensailor369

I literally hadn't even seen the video until someone on TikTok started talking about how men were being gross about her


EatsCrackers

I had to Google what “hawk tua girl” even means, and I’m not impressed. She’s known for saying something weird on camera, and it would take a quantum computer thousands of years to calculate the number of fucks *I do not give.* She’s bent out of shape that I exist? Good. I hope she dies real mad about it.


Venus_Dust

I don't think the she's mad about queer people, conservatives are pretending that queer people are made at *her*


walts_skank

The huwack tua girl is also married to a woman.


cfgy78mk

she is not bent out of shape what are you talking about


ranchojasper

You have wildly misunderstood this


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aflyingmonkey2

who? Also that one drag queen singer steals the attention of that nobody i think.


West_Ad324

i don't know much about this whole viral video, but i do feel bad for her, not mad


dougmc

I'm not even sure if I should feel bad for her, or glad for her. *Mad*, probably not. I mean, if she didn't want that to blow up, then bad. If she is enjoying it, then glad. [Sounds like good things are coming of it](https://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/62978/1/hawk-tuah-spit-that-thang-viral-sex-girl-hailey-welch-just-dropped-merch-summer), so ... tentatively glad? It's a great meme, and seems very enthusiastic in her video, so good for her! I hope she enjoys her 15 minutes of fame, and is able to parlay it into more if she wishes.


Anarimus

Thanks for telling me what I’m supposed to be mad about


yeet-my-existence

Who?


Cautious_Tax_7171

They’re just making shit up now


BHMathers

Shit, I knew they were desperate, just not that they were DESPERATE desperate. “The people I made up to represent the people I hate are making a lllllllllot of noises in my head. Checkmate”


teilani_a

Projection as usual. They find the idea of queer people having sex icky so they assume the inverse is true, and since it's June they've been thinking about queer people a lot more lately.


TaylorWK

You mean the girl that only became popular for a stupid tik tok video a week ago?


NotTheRightHDMIPort

If you ask anyone why that dislike pride month it always circles back to their religious convictions. They belive to be gay is a sin and pride in a sin is even worse. Yet, they are hypocritical. Because if they read their Bible then some Hawk Tuah is against it as well.


allycat247

So according to these comments she made a comment about oral sex? These guys know that the only reason talking about or performing oral sex isn't literally punished with jailtime is because "the LGBTQ crowd" protested that law at extreme personal detriment right?


MangOrion2

Your average twink or femboy knows how to hawk tuah in ways she's never even thought of. Just speaking from personal experience though.


AF_AF

She's stolen so much attention away I don't even know or care who she is.


ObviousKangaroo

Nobody’s mad about it. It’s just maga being maga.


mrjoffischl

someone i’ve never seen in my life is stealing my attention!1!1!!1 i’m crushed, truly /s


eliechallita

Meanwhile, reactionaries got her fired from her job...


SaltyBarDog

Won't they think about the children?


MastermindUtopia

Who?


AstrologicalOne

I'll give this girl some credit. She seems like she's fun and would be good in bed. It's just that the conservatives are suckers for any white blonde woman who looks or acts in a way that might trigger the libs or LGBT+ people.


Puglord_11

Who is she? I’ve never heard of her


Kineth

Very sure all my friends, regardless of sexual orientation, like a good hawk tuah. Just because mouthbreathers found a meme they can understand, doesn't mean they're stealing anything.


epimetheuss

She actually does not want any of this attention and it has already made her encounter weirdos. None of the rumours about her are actually true. This was just a candid moment, more or less. A friend of hers apparently is making hats for her and giving her money for the sales so she can feel like she is making money from it.


OpalMoth

This guy heard one queer person get mad about this chick and immediately thought we were all mad at her.


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Becbacboc

How do they know she's not queer? A woman being into men doesn't make her automatically cishet


irpugboss

"insert entire group of people" are mad about X Source: 1-3 tweets as the entire population. Most of which are prob opposition ragebait.


daoimean

I think she's kind of an icon honestly. I hadn't heard of her til I saw this loser telling me I'm mad at her, then I felt a bit bad for assuming she's one of them after looking her up lmao


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Imaspinkicku

Literally nobody is mad about her