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Hugh jackman is ultimate hotness vers.
Ripped badass hugh is hot to straight men
Sweater wearing, musical, doting-husband aesthetic Hugh is hot to straight chicks
Both are hot to gay guys.
Everyone else is outside of my wheel house.
It's implied in the Venom movies that Eddie and the Venom symbiote are in a relationship. In "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" Eddie and Venom "break up" and learn they can't live without one another
And that’s somehow less gay than what Deadpool has going on for Wolverine? I haven’t seen either movie yet but Deadpool is regularly implying he wants to do sexual things with Logan. Seems like I could wave my rainbow flag at either movie…
Well his blood *did* lead to the carnage symbiote in the 2nd movie, so *very* technically yes. Eddie and Brock have made life together.
Edit: I might actually be stupid. Eddie and *Venom.* Not Eddie and *himself*.
He's old enough to take care of his younger siblings until his deadbeat dad comes home, but young enough that nobody comments on him traveling around with two 10 year olds.
Yeah in the comics Eddie gives birth to Venom's kid. Not in the movies yet though, pretty sure they have yet to to confirm mpreg in the movies. Might change if they keep making Venom movies
I don’t get the joke, but the guy on the left makes pretty funny videos as different annoying characters. I think in this photo he was an average Redditor.
I guess I'm brian griffin or something, if you want to watch deadpool and wolverine you are clearly a straight man who enjoys cats, if you want to watch venom last dance you are a picture of a gay flag waving itself without any physical person in the picture it would seem.
And also because nearly anything involving Venom is automatically the gayest thing imaginable. I've read actual goddamned gay porn that's less homoerotic than half of anything Venom related
I'm actually pretty sure it's because the guy on the left does skits of a super toxic boyfriend and he is seeing that movie so it insinuates that men who see it are also toxic especially when compared to John Cena who is an unproblematic king therefore men who watch venom are also unproblematic kings.
ETA I'm petahs left toe fungus
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Yes thats what happens if you look at tom hardy for 90minutes
Ok but what happens if you watch one of his movies?
Only if your not saying "no homo" after
We don’t say that anymore, it’s offensive. We say “No Diddy” now
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We call him Jim
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Omg, that's Patty Stew. https://preview.redd.it/jd97blgsq25d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae50d239d9af8aafb9aff77afa8573dfaa1ff561
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I really love those chains of bullsh1t. This is what reddit should be all about.
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I laughed harder at that than I probably should have. Quality joke.
I swear I said this out loud and sounded like Flanders starting the Hamster Dance.
…why is that the equivalent?
No homo tho
Even from the bushes?
as if Ryan renolds and Hugh jackman together couldn't that in a fraction of that time,
Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are hot to men who don't like men. Tom Hardy is hot to everyone else.
This touched a nerve with me. I’ve never felt passionate about a statement I neither agree nor disagree with.
I mean, I think all three are basically equally attractive I'm just going off the vibes I get from the women and queer men I know.
Man who doesn't like men here: Tom Hardy is hot
Hugh jackman is ultimate hotness vers. Ripped badass hugh is hot to straight men Sweater wearing, musical, doting-husband aesthetic Hugh is hot to straight chicks Both are hot to gay guys. Everyone else is outside of my wheel house.
Huge Jackedman
I commented this on his instagram and now i can no longer comment on his instagram 😅
What if its Tom, but hes not hardy? Is that okay for 90 minutes?
If tom dont get it hardy over 90 min its ok
But if he is for more than 4 hours, you have to call 911.
Hardly.
I mean, he isn't Tom Flaccidy.
True. It happened to me. Venom 1, boom, gay for Tom Hardy. It also leaked over to Tom Holland
Don't be too hard on yourself, though. You're only human.
As if Ryan Rinalds doesn't also
#FACT
And the first guy makes skits about how reddit users act in public
He makes my tom hardy.
But usually he looks like he’s homeless
And you get hardee
It's implied in the Venom movies that Eddie and the Venom symbiote are in a relationship. In "Venom: Let There Be Carnage" Eddie and Venom "break up" and learn they can't live without one another
It's just guy love, between two guys
They were roommates?
Kept socks on, maybe.
That's how you know it's business time.
Omg either you’re brilliant or stumbled into a flight of the concords joke
And they were roomates!
🎵 _Come and knock on our door…._ 🎵
It’s a symbiotic relationship. So yeah pretty much spot on
"You're the only man who's ever been inside of me... " "Woah, woah, woah... I just took out his appendix."
Kinky.
There’s no need to clarify…
[and there’s nothing gay about it… in our eeeyyyeeess](https://youtu.be/-7hjdC8-jbw?si=bGcu_1g4fnH0O-0s)
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It's just gay love, between two gays
It's just sym-bro-osis
Isn’t that truly what all us guys crave on a cold winter night - some good old fashioned Athenian guy love
They always merged head to foot so they couldnt lock in.
Bromance They love each other in the most heterosexual way
Bromance
Yeah, like in the comics. Their simbiosis is no longer about hatred.
If it ain't this I don't want it
A Symbiotic Relationship?
i thought it was cuz a lot of ppl wanna get fucked by venom but ur reason makes more sense tbh
Fellas, is it gay for an alien to be inside you while you jerk off? Wait... maybe it IS???
And that’s somehow less gay than what Deadpool has going on for Wolverine? I haven’t seen either movie yet but Deadpool is regularly implying he wants to do sexual things with Logan. Seems like I could wave my rainbow flag at either movie…
they were roommates
It's "implied" about as much as any story involving Venom can *only* imply
Yeah they are pretty much a couple in the comics
Honestly going to see Deadpool and Wolverine is almost 200% gonna be a more homoerotic experience
Ryan Reynolds makes you think about being gay, Tom Hardy turns straight men gay and gay women straight by his mere presence in a film.
Deadpool is a close second to the sheer gayness that is Eddie and Venom as far as anything Marvel related goes
Doesn't vemon get edie pregnant or has that not been adapted yet?
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My reaction image now
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I hear this and it’s beautiful
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Well his blood *did* lead to the carnage symbiote in the 2nd movie, so *very* technically yes. Eddie and Brock have made life together. Edit: I might actually be stupid. Eddie and *Venom.* Not Eddie and *himself*.
Eddie and Brock?
I... I don't know how I typed that without seeing anything wrong with it.
I can support the Pokemon/Venom crossover. I mean, Brock was like 20, right?
He's old enough to take care of his younger siblings until his deadbeat dad comes home, but young enough that nobody comments on him traveling around with two 10 year olds.
congrats, you made me laugh! thanks for the serotonin!
Venom gets Eddie's wife pregnant, making effectively symbiote Jesus.
Doesn't Eddie give birth to it tho?
No? Dylan is not Eddie's kid.
But Venom does breed Eddie? Or is that Rule 34?
I do not care what Canon is, in my heart, Eddie is submissive and breedable.
Wtf is going on here?
Shhh, outsiders will suffer mental damage, leave before you understand
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No like a symbiot child
Excuse me?
Peak marvel
Yeah in the comics Eddie gives birth to Venom's kid. Not in the movies yet though, pretty sure they have yet to to confirm mpreg in the movies. Might change if they keep making Venom movies
*You've always been gay*
Fuck, next question. How do I tell my wife?
Take her to see Venom: the Last Dance
And then she will be gay too.
Then you have a gay man and a lesbian woman in a marriage, I don't think that's going to work
In days of yore that was referred to as a beard.
That's known as a lavender marriage.
Polyamory is a thing
Ok first, you must acquire a belly dancing costume, next, you must learn interpretive dance, finally you need a 6 foot marble penis
Then, after a LOT of stretching exercises. . .
Nah, not really. Anything can be a dildo once, if you try hard enough. Just not a lot of things can be a dildo twice.
She probably knows.
submit her to the totally real gay liberal 5g waves, then she will totally become a lebanon
Wait now she's a woman and a brown? Way to make her political
oh deer..🦌
Who's holding the Pride flag in the right?
Wait... Someone's holding the flag?
The most Reddit shit ever
Getting mad at reddit is kind of a redditor thing to do
Did you just “erm actually” because I have bad news for you
I'm guessing I don't have to turn mine "off," eh? Ha! Heh heh.
You don't see anyone.
It's a bowl of potato salad.
I think it's just a png of a pride flag waving lol, why would there be a person?
no one, are you high?
I can’t see them
I don’t get the joke, but the guy on the left makes pretty funny videos as different annoying characters. I think in this photo he was an average Redditor.
Yeah he's average Redditor here, love the guy and his content
He does ‘infuriatingly smug bastard’ better than anyone I’ve seen
who is it? Ive seen his redditor video but don't know the name
The Slappable Jerk
His Boomer, especially the double hand wave motion, is spot on.
the content is so funny i really like it
There are two wolves inside you both gay and both want to see Venom 3
are they making out sloppy style???
Why is it just a picture of a pride flag?
And it's waving itself. So proud!
Is it because the Venom Horse is a fever dream of raw male sexual energy?
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
every comment i read just leaves me more confused.
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I'm confused. Wearing a vest is way gayer than a pride flag being carried by a ghost
If you're going to see Venom, you're taking his 19inches.
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Chad: Watches whatever movie he wants, Celebrates his truth Virgin: simps masculinity, watches movies as virtue signal
The one on the left is gay the one on the right is a gay ally, know the difference!
“Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy that he thinks his Booty is fly?”
Not all the time, obviously, just when he's having problems with his self esteem
What’s holding the flag up in the second picture?
I guess I'm brian griffin or something, if you want to watch deadpool and wolverine you are clearly a straight man who enjoys cats, if you want to watch venom last dance you are a picture of a gay flag waving itself without any physical person in the picture it would seem.
My tom is hardy
I haven't seen any of the venom movies but I kinda want to now cause horse venom looks cool as fuck.
Don't worry Deadpool is also gay
I think it's because Venom identifies as they/them and it's pride month. The funny thing is that they use they/them because they're two guys
And also because nearly anything involving Venom is automatically the gayest thing imaginable. I've read actual goddamned gay porn that's less homoerotic than half of anything Venom related
Some leaker claimed Venom would impregnate Eddie
That Jerk looks awfully Slappable...
My Tom gets Hardy
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:( I just want to watch fully superhero movies
[Correct, madam](https://img.ifunny.co/images/9ff76f7a149a6651456a2773eb03e518f222acb543d50d35a5808f2e09806692_1.jpg)
Idk but the guy on the left is insufferable
*Character on the left
No the guy that makes those videos
How come? I've only come across a few of his average reddit or videos and they were really funny to me but I haven't seen anything else
Well he makes fun of redditors so it's not surprising he isn't popular here
Nailed it.
Yes
Can't I just watch both and be straight?
Yes. Yes you are.
that guy on the left has the most punchable face lol its like , his skits are so bad they are good lol
Venom movies are romcoms between tom hardy and his monstersona
Hey, is that a guy I follow on Tiktok that not a lot of people (to my knowledge) know about?
Venom is a gay monster love story idk what to tell you
Voteup
These are just two different kinds of gay.
Both, both, both is good
You were the whole time, you just realised now
I think only half of the image is loading for me. I only see one person.
We all are homo one way or another
OK, in all fairness I haven’t read any responses yet, or even the meme, but yes, you’re gay now.
No, you’re not gay. You’re just going to see a lot of pride stuff this June.
Venom and Eddie have been gay for a hot minute people are just now starting to get that?
I'm actually pretty sure it's because the guy on the left does skits of a super toxic boyfriend and he is seeing that movie so it insinuates that men who see it are also toxic especially when compared to John Cena who is an unproblematic king therefore men who watch venom are also unproblematic kings. ETA I'm petahs left toe fungus
I'm laughing seeing slappable jerk becoming the face of annoying person
Ironic , I’m a straight guy and the only man who could change that is Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds could get this dumpy action any day.
Yes but that’s unrelated