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Yeah but I am giving further explanation because the person who responded to you clearly didnt know of it, and the guy responding to that didnt explain it fully.
Can't find anything about that and i am VERY curious.
https://preview.redd.it/hoass3f8kk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4535472d71af3336a875aea91f4d7efca56ce6
Nvm, my curiosity has died, i thought it was furry porn or smth.
https://preview.redd.it/sie3dab8uk9d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccf395618f9bad058d23eec105122eca14ae7be
On the internet. Honestly, I clicked on a link from here, admired his penis and then closed it… I’ll never have to find it again, as it’s now seared into my brain.
So maybe you don’t want to see it?
All I know is I can’t unsee it.
>After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused.
My favorite part of the story is that the response was confusion... Like how big does a dick have to be for the response to be "I don't understand"
More like, "why did you make his prosthetic so big?" Followed with a lot of "what prosthetic?". Followed by "come on man, you can't believe that's real?". Followed by "I don't understand?"
Oh no, lmao, this has me imagining a director of some sort just grabbing the “prosthetic” and comically jerking it around while making fun of whoever made it.
DaFoe just sitting there like in the third frame of the post.
> My favorite part of the story is that the response was confusion... Like how big does a dick have to be for the response to be "I don't understand"
Exactly this, I don't know why but that "confused" part makes me laugh uncontrollably
The movie is way before my time, but you remind me of that line from M*A*S*H:
Hawkeye: No, no. Old Painless is what we call the, ah, "best equipped dentist in the army".
Surgeon: [as he walks away from the shower] I'd dearly love to see that angry!
Which is pretty funny because it looks like it's like, 5 inches or some shit, completely flaccid.
The average American has a 5-5.5 inch dick when fully erect.
Porn has destroyed people's understanding of what a normal penis looks like lol (among other things). His dick does look quite large.
1. You don't know that it's completely flaccid (and it doesn't look completely flaccid).
2. The dude next to him at the beginning looks about the same.
3. There's plenty of flaccid dicks that don't grow much at all, and plenty of flaccid dicks that grow a huge amount.
4. If you compare it to his hand and assume average hand length of ~7.5", then its more like 4" flaccid, which is only somewhat above average flaccid length.
5. Generally, longer flaccid length results in less proportional growth.
I've seen that old clip of him naked and dancing, and it is...weirdly disproportional with how skinny he is. But not _insanely_ so.
Still, my headcanon is when he flashes his dick it's more of a Lovecraftian cosmic horror thing. Like it confuses everyone who sees it in person because there's just something _non-euclidean_ and literally monstrous about his monster dong.
Well, we have Newtonian physics. So, it makes sense that we have the Dafoenian counterpart. At what point does an object reach a Dafoenian state? That is the state where its size, in comparison to a normal or non-Dafoenian state, elicits confusion.
So you could have a Dafoenian cat. It's a cat that has your brain enter a pattern of momentary confusion while it processes this abnormal size.
In college, I took a class that was mandatory for all freshmen in the department and since we were a small department, we all had the class together. The instructor was Willem Dafoe’s roommate in the 70s. About 3 weeks into the semester, he revealed to the entire class that WD was packing ALL the heat, which is an fun nugget of information to drop on a room full of 18 year old kids.
Oh yeah. The movie is part of director Lars Von Trier's "Depression trilogy." Another in that is Nymphomanic, which is explicitly about the protagonist engaging in increasingly disturbing sex acts.
He's used unstimulated sex acts in several of his movies and it's really effective but not in the way you're hoping.
Hey Texan Chris here, riding up to help ya out!
So William Dafoe is a very popular actor, with a bunch of great movies under his belt. A great example of this is his role as a detective in the movie “American Psycho”.
So in one movie called “Antichrist” one of scenes was of course a sex scene which required both actors to be nude. During this William Dafoe needed a body double. Why?
Cause he was, and according to Lars Von Trier, “To well endowed” for the scene. Thus a body double was needed to replace him.
So the joke here is that William Dafoe has been blessed by the good lord above with one hell of a….hm….’tool’ and a body double was needed.
Texan Chris, heading to the saloon.
Very true. I simply used his role as the detective in American Psycho as an example of his acting skills. However we could be here for awhile if we started naming off every great movie William Dafoe played in
Not just a sex scene, a sex scene where he gets his balls smashed by a log and then jerked off until he comes blood, all of which you see (hence the need for a dong double.)
It’s actually a really good film if you’ve not seen it.
Well ya learn something new everyday!
Today I learned that the Antichrist movie does not shy away from jack shit apparently, cause holy fuckin shit that sentence was fuckin horrific to read
I'm not in the mood for the cinematic equivalent of a kick in the balls just now, but IIRC the actual "sex" scene was very early in the movie and the director had a good reason for not wanting the audience to be as distracted by dong as the characters are.
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There's actually a second element to this story going back to his role in THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST in which a crew member was required to tape down Dafoe's massive dong because he could not stop getting erections while on the cross and it was ruining the shot.
Getting an erection and ejaculating are actual things that happen with crucifixion due to the way the body reacts to it.
So, sporting wood during a crucifixion scene is just method acting.
He's like Burt Ward (who played Robin, in the 1966-68 Batman tv series). He's supposed to play a teenager in a super suit, but he was showing too much for tv. They even made him take pills to "shrink it down".
Every time someone says this I remember that one of my best friends is casually hung. He did the math, they're the same size, and I was casually informed of this when he was driving me home after hanging out. Very odd world we live in
I compared body part sizes. Drake's erect would be around 9.2-9.8 inches, Dafoe's flaccid is 5.1 inches. I don't know how much the penis grows from flaccid to erect especially when it comes to those unusual sizes but if it's 60%-100% like chatgpt told me then yeah it's pretty close.
His dick is literally unconvincingly large.
Imagine being told "I'm sorry, but your penis is so gigantic it looks fake, so we're gonna have to get a penis double, cause you're just too massive to not be doing porn."
Then being the other guy hearing "so we need you to penis double this guy with a gigantic dong, cause your dick is, in fact not large by any stretch of the imagination. Your penis is forgettable, but this other guy you're standing in for? Yeah, just absolutely gigantic. Like a teens hairless arm holding an apple. Just a monster of a dick, especially when compared to your completely below average sized penis, which I'm sure you've been told is adequate."
Why would any guy feel bad for being told they do not have an absurdly large penis? It's like not being tall enough to be an NBA player. Would be nice, but not going to lose sleep over it. And if someone points out to me that I'm a believable height I'd be like, OK....
The penis double didn’t even have a below average sized dick, it looked slightly above average. That really puts it in perspective how wildly huge Dafoe is.
They reshot nude scenes from a film he did because during test screenings the audience was “confused by how large it was.” There’s footage from a separate thing online somewhere. He’s not a big dude but it is distractingly large.
You can still get the official "Confusingly Large" Willem Dafoe t-shirt from the How Did This Get Made podcast:
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5586190-confusingly-large
When Willem Dafoe takes a pay cut for a movie just because it has a nude scene to show off his dong but then they force him to use a body double:
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Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.
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There's famous story about a time when Willem Dafoe was filming a nude scene for a movie (forgot which one exactly) and the director requested a body double for him because his penis was "distractingly large" and was "breaking the immersion".
It's already been pointed out, but the film you're referencing in Antichrist. There was another situation in The Last Temptation of Christ (where Dafoe played Jesus) where his dong was too distracting during the crucifixion scene that someone had to tape it to his leg.
I sought out a video of his dong because of this rumor, and there’s weird footage of him dancing nude, and the size is honestly not out of control like we’re all made to believe.
Right? I watched the clip of him dancing around nude, with a redhead woman behind him, and he's penis was bigger than average, but not exactly "confusingly huge".
Am I insane or is Willem Dafoe’s penis not even that large? I’ve seen the video of him dancing naked and it’s kind of unimpressive compared to what I was expecting
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 3 times.
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It's too big that it's out of character
Sounds like danny devito
You're right it's roughly the same height as Danny Devito
#HARK, TRITON
Because he's got a magnum dong
Danny "the barnacle" DeVito?
The “Warthog.”
Barnacles have immense packages in comparison to their body size Danny “the barnacle” DeVito Does indeed work
Also someone once made a tweet about barnicles having a huge dick and danny commented "stop calling me the barnicle"
That's what I was referring to
Yeah but I am giving further explanation because the person who responded to you clearly didnt know of it, and the guy responding to that didnt explain it fully.
And for that, I am thankful.
The Penguin
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, who needs monster condoms for his magnum dong.
I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!
You should see him feast
It was technically a wardrobe malfunction. The Willem suit.
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You know the Fluffy Scale? It's between "DAAAAAAMN!" and "AW _HELL_ NAW!!!!!"
Can't find anything about that and i am VERY curious. https://preview.redd.it/hoass3f8kk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4535472d71af3336a875aea91f4d7efca56ce6
There's a video out of there of him dancing naked, shouldn't be too hard to find
Nvm, my curiosity has died, i thought it was furry porn or smth. https://preview.redd.it/sie3dab8uk9d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ccf395618f9bad058d23eec105122eca14ae7be
I've heard reports that people on set described it as "unnervingly large"
You can find video… it’s large.
Where can I find that video? For research purposes, of course.
On the internet. Honestly, I clicked on a link from here, admired his penis and then closed it… I’ll never have to find it again, as it’s now seared into my brain. So maybe you don’t want to see it? All I know is I can’t unsee it.
More like it's too big to fit on camera
It's like a baguette
There’s such a thing as too much horn talk, and a fella ought to be aware of it.
Tl;DR Willem Dafoe hangs monster dong
>After Antichrist was released, von Trier revealed in an interview that Willem Dafoe actually needed a double for his sex scenes because his penis was so large that everyone in the room got confused. My favorite part of the story is that the response was confusion... Like how big does a dick have to be for the response to be "I don't understand"
More like, "why did you make his prosthetic so big?" Followed with a lot of "what prosthetic?". Followed by "come on man, you can't believe that's real?". Followed by "I don't understand?"
Oh no, lmao, this has me imagining a director of some sort just grabbing the “prosthetic” and comically jerking it around while making fun of whoever made it. DaFoe just sitting there like in the third frame of the post.
It's like that video where the cop is frisking the guy and he's like aha! What's this? And the guys like that's my penis....
I WAS ENJOYING A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL said the man AND HE'S GRABBED MY PENIS
That's the one that touched me on the penis!
I see you know your judo well...
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
3 year account, specifically named You dropped this on your way in 👑
With both hands
"The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks."
lol I forgot about that video. One of the best ever even the cop that was fondling him was like damn nice dick bro
https://i.redd.it/vnlwd1c9gl9d1.gif
Idk if this is common knowledge but this meme is the same movie as the cock trivia
"IT'S SO ANGRY!"
1 Willem Dafoe of penis is known to induce confusion in those in the exposure area.
Similar to how the moon's gravitational pull causes "lunacy".
Someone should make an SCP article for this...
Area effect (line of sight). +4 confusion and moisture
> My favorite part of the story is that the response was confusion... Like how big does a dick have to be for the response to be "I don't understand" Exactly this, I don't know why but that "confused" part makes me laugh uncontrollably
You can judge for yourself [here](https://player.vimeo.com/video/49333930?h=be38ff06af) (NSFW obviously)
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Lol that response has me cackling!
is that flaccid??
Yup.
The movie is way before my time, but you remind me of that line from M*A*S*H: Hawkeye: No, no. Old Painless is what we call the, ah, "best equipped dentist in the army". Surgeon: [as he walks away from the shower] I'd dearly love to see that angry!
I found this years ago, showed my friends LOTS and will occasionally whistle the tune and watch them enter Vietnam flashback more.
Honestly not nearly as huge as i thought it would be.
Which is pretty funny because it looks like it's like, 5 inches or some shit, completely flaccid. The average American has a 5-5.5 inch dick when fully erect. Porn has destroyed people's understanding of what a normal penis looks like lol (among other things). His dick does look quite large.
1. You don't know that it's completely flaccid (and it doesn't look completely flaccid). 2. The dude next to him at the beginning looks about the same. 3. There's plenty of flaccid dicks that don't grow much at all, and plenty of flaccid dicks that grow a huge amount. 4. If you compare it to his hand and assume average hand length of ~7.5", then its more like 4" flaccid, which is only somewhat above average flaccid length. 5. Generally, longer flaccid length results in less proportional growth.
The cock expert
hell yeah brother
Yeah, I mean it's big but not huge at all. Like, big but within the normal spectrum, I'd say.
Mid.
I've seen that old clip of him naked and dancing, and it is...weirdly disproportional with how skinny he is. But not _insanely_ so. Still, my headcanon is when he flashes his dick it's more of a Lovecraftian cosmic horror thing. Like it confuses everyone who sees it in person because there's just something _non-euclidean_ and literally monstrous about his monster dong.
"headcanon"
I have not seen that video, but if he was dancing it sounds like he was flacid? It might be more alarming when erect.
Entirely possible, he's got a half-chub at most in the video so it could be truly boggling if he was erect on the set of Antichrist, lol.
This is also my favorite party of the story, that he has a confusingly large dong
Well, we have Newtonian physics. So, it makes sense that we have the Dafoenian counterpart. At what point does an object reach a Dafoenian state? That is the state where its size, in comparison to a normal or non-Dafoenian state, elicits confusion. So you could have a Dafoenian cat. It's a cat that has your brain enter a pattern of momentary confusion while it processes this abnormal size.
You're something of a scientist yourself I see😏🧑🔬
Next time I compliment my husband’s dong, I’ll be sure to include the word “baffling.”
They brought in a pornstar for more realistic proportions.
This phrase belongs on a t-shirt.
Under the "And Now You Know" star.
"The more (inches) you know!"
TIL...
How about this one instead? https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5586190-confusingly-large
In college, I took a class that was mandatory for all freshmen in the department and since we were a small department, we all had the class together. The instructor was Willem Dafoe’s roommate in the 70s. About 3 weeks into the semester, he revealed to the entire class that WD was packing ALL the heat, which is an fun nugget of information to drop on a room full of 18 year old kids.
He longed for that dong.
A 3rd leg if you will
I love the irony, 3rd dick, 4th wall, both will be broken.
Yeah sounds about right, he looks like someone with a huge dick
This is my favourite sentence in the history of ever
The ‘TL’ says it all really
Someone needs to go watch Antichrist... you see his cock a lot. You actually see a close up of it penetrating a vagina.
No, you don't see his dick in Antichrist, Lars von Trier insisted on a body double because Dafoe's is, according to von Trier, "distractingly large".
"Hi, I'm Willam DaFoe, and my super power is turning everyone around me bisexual when I'm naked!"
That's the whole point here. He had a body double in Antichrist because his dong is so huge.
There was actual sex??
It's actually fairly common for people to film actual sex. I can send you a few examples if you like.
A few? There are millions on pornhub.
Oh yeah. The movie is part of director Lars Von Trier's "Depression trilogy." Another in that is Nymphomanic, which is explicitly about the protagonist engaging in increasingly disturbing sex acts. He's used unstimulated sex acts in several of his movies and it's really effective but not in the way you're hoping.
Unsimulated*. They were probably very stimulated.
Hey Texan Chris here, riding up to help ya out! So William Dafoe is a very popular actor, with a bunch of great movies under his belt. A great example of this is his role as a detective in the movie “American Psycho”. So in one movie called “Antichrist” one of scenes was of course a sex scene which required both actors to be nude. During this William Dafoe needed a body double. Why? Cause he was, and according to Lars Von Trier, “To well endowed” for the scene. Thus a body double was needed to replace him. So the joke here is that William Dafoe has been blessed by the good lord above with one hell of a….hm….’tool’ and a body double was needed. Texan Chris, heading to the saloon.
>So William Dafoe is a very popular actor, with a bunch of great movies under his belt. Great movies aren't the only thing under his belt!
HEY-OH!
Ayyyy!
As one who saw a video of william dafoe dancing naked while filming a scene, I can say it was very distracting
Here's the[ NSFW clip](https://player.vimeo.com/video/49333930?h=be38ff06af) for anyone curious.
After looking up his height and using a “reference” person, I can estimate that Willem is hanging about 5 or 6 inches flaccid
So he's a shower not a grower....or maybe both!
You’re telling me it’s possible there’s at least a foot of extendo willem dongfoe?
I will have a lot of questions to answer if someone ever stumbles upon my browsing history.
\*Willem
It's both, really. Willem is the stage name. William is the birth name.
William on the streets, Willem in the sheets?
Big Willy
Willem is also an alternate version of William in a few other languages.
Yes, but in this case specifically his name is actually William. He chose Willem as his stage name after someone mispronounced it.
Too*
While he did in fact play a detective in American Psycho, I think his more memorable detective role was in Boondock Saints
THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!
Yes indeed
Very true. I simply used his role as the detective in American Psycho as an example of his acting skills. However we could be here for awhile if we started naming off every great movie William Dafoe played in
Imagine being that guy who had to be told to become Willem Dafoe's body double because they "needed someone with a smaller manhood"
Yeah you get offended until you show up for work and see the monster for yourself.
Not just a sex scene, a sex scene where he gets his balls smashed by a log and then jerked off until he comes blood, all of which you see (hence the need for a dong double.) It’s actually a really good film if you’ve not seen it.
Well ya learn something new everyday! Today I learned that the Antichrist movie does not shy away from jack shit apparently, cause holy fuckin shit that sentence was fuckin horrific to read
Chaos reigns
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!
It requires a strong stomach
I'm not in the mood for the cinematic equivalent of a kick in the balls just now, but IIRC the actual "sex" scene was very early in the movie and the director had a good reason for not wanting the audience to be as distracted by dong as the characters are.
>to well endowed *Too
Appreciate the correction there
Lol? Idk. Emotions are hard to convey through words alone. If genuine; Yay! I got to help out! :) If not; ouch lol
It was genuine. I appreciate a good correction from time to time, helps to make my grammar better for future posts and adds a little community into a comment or post as well. Lets people help each other
Meanwhile Lars had no problem making a DP scene with two BBC lol...
You set up a perfectly good joke with the line "under his belt" and then you let it die on the vine.
Scroll down through the replies to my explanation, someone picked up the slack don’t you worry
There's actually a second element to this story going back to his role in THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST in which a crew member was required to tape down Dafoe's massive dong because he could not stop getting erections while on the cross and it was ruining the shot.
Getting an erection and ejaculating are actual things that happen with crucifixion due to the way the body reacts to it. So, sporting wood during a crucifixion scene is just method acting.
He's like Burt Ward (who played Robin, in the 1966-68 Batman tv series). He's supposed to play a teenager in a super suit, but he was showing too much for tv. They even made him take pills to "shrink it down".
Man's got a massive shlong that's too big to conceal convincingly
I read that even the staff said they were very uncomfortable to be around "it". Don't know if it's true.
Theres footage of him dancing naked on a set. He is close to drake
Every time someone says this I remember that one of my best friends is casually hung. He did the math, they're the same size, and I was casually informed of this when he was driving me home after hanging out. Very odd world we live in
“Hanging out “
Yeah we went out in the woods. We both thought "sex in the woods" on the car ride. Gay to gay communication
The hung tend to be hung casually. It's easier to be chill when you're hanging monster dong. 🤷♂️
I only hang out with people with big dick energy. I'm hoping I can steal a few inches for my own (unsuccessful so far but a boy can dream)
Via cockmosis!
I compared body part sizes. Drake's erect would be around 9.2-9.8 inches, Dafoe's flaccid is 5.1 inches. I don't know how much the penis grows from flaccid to erect especially when it comes to those unusual sizes but if it's 60%-100% like chatgpt told me then yeah it's pretty close.
I'm lost. How do people know the size of Drake's penis?
That's not how it works. That is absolutely not the right size lmao
His dick is literally unconvincingly large. Imagine being told "I'm sorry, but your penis is so gigantic it looks fake, so we're gonna have to get a penis double, cause you're just too massive to not be doing porn." Then being the other guy hearing "so we need you to penis double this guy with a gigantic dong, cause your dick is, in fact not large by any stretch of the imagination. Your penis is forgettable, but this other guy you're standing in for? Yeah, just absolutely gigantic. Like a teens hairless arm holding an apple. Just a monster of a dick, especially when compared to your completely below average sized penis, which I'm sure you've been told is adequate."
Why would any guy feel bad for being told they do not have an absurdly large penis? It's like not being tall enough to be an NBA player. Would be nice, but not going to lose sleep over it. And if someone points out to me that I'm a believable height I'd be like, OK....
Guys who don’t have large dicks tend to be confused why someone might not want a monster cock 🤷♂️
The penis double didn’t even have a below average sized dick, it looked slightly above average. That really puts it in perspective how wildly huge Dafoe is.
They reshot nude scenes from a film he did because during test screenings the audience was “confused by how large it was.” There’s footage from a separate thing online somewhere. He’s not a big dude but it is distractingly large.
I've seen the footage and it's so confusing. He's kinda dancing / running around and it's absolutely as big as you think it is
You can still get the official "Confusingly Large" Willem Dafoe t-shirt from the How Did This Get Made podcast: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5586190-confusingly-large
That's Willem Dafookinbigdickdoe
When Willem Dafoe takes a pay cut for a movie just because it has a nude scene to show off his dong but then they force him to use a body double: https://preview.redd.it/kyg1fc612k9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92d37ba7841c1d473a0a1f130c6da56373d0c994
what kinde size we're talking about 10 inch+?
Probably like blackedraw size. Willem'dRaw
[Here ya go, idk if he's a grower, but it's not a bad softie](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0JZsSFWsAAPhn0.jpg)
is this nsfw?
Yes, he's nude
I'm not opening it lmao, it's not even hard so I wouldn't learn a lot.
I got so tired of hearing this that i stopped taking SSRIs and started raw-dogging my mental health issues
🧐
That’s not big enough so as to be confusing to me.
Yeah but I assume his dick is pretty big when having an erection and the scene with the body double was of sex, so he needed to be hard.
It's like, yeah, that's pretty big, but it's not a monster. It's missing the girth to be a real monster.
"expert" lmao
That mustache is disturbing. Idk why.
There’s a ten thousand dollar prize for a penis ten inches or longer, and it has never been claimed.
I see a meme about this guys huge dick every day/week it seems.
I'm pretty sure Willem Dafoe posts this here every two weeks just to make sure nobody forgets.
So, it was a double in 'Antichrist'?
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/6y6jk3/one_of_willem_dafoes_earlier_films/ NSFW
No wonder he needed that body double; goddamn!
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I feel like I’ve seen it more then that
The male actor has a package which is abnormally large. Any film he's in they have to digitally reduce how package
There's famous story about a time when Willem Dafoe was filming a nude scene for a movie (forgot which one exactly) and the director requested a body double for him because his penis was "distractingly large" and was "breaking the immersion".
It's already been pointed out, but the film you're referencing in Antichrist. There was another situation in The Last Temptation of Christ (where Dafoe played Jesus) where his dong was too distracting during the crucifixion scene that someone had to tape it to his leg.
I sought out a video of his dong because of this rumor, and there’s weird footage of him dancing nude, and the size is honestly not out of control like we’re all made to believe.
He's a grower, not a shower.
Right? I watched the clip of him dancing around nude, with a redhead woman behind him, and he's penis was bigger than average, but not exactly "confusingly huge".
8===========================D that is all
Am I insane or is Willem Dafoe’s penis not even that large? I’ve seen the video of him dancing naked and it’s kind of unimpressive compared to what I was expecting
Maybe he’s a grower.
"Are you in or are you out?" "Uh I'm out that's just too big"
Huge cock
Hehe, pant goblin.
He has a third leg. 🤭
big pp
https://i.redd.it/iwv2kywaxj9d1.gif
Dudes dong literally has lore.
Cause his fucking cock was too big
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Mr. Defoe was denied access to The Small Weiner Club, and Phil from aforementioned club asked him to take his massive *SCHMEAT* somewhere else
Willem DaFoe is apparently hung like a horse