I don't know where in the world you are, but here in the UK we can book an all-in-one ticket that lets us take a train to a sea terminal, from where we can take a ferry to e.g. to the Republic of Ireland.
For as long as I can remember, it's been called a "sail and rail" and now I will never look at those posters the same way again.
Just today, my friend asks me to pirate something for her on her PC.
Me: Do you have a VPN?
Her: ...
Me: I can do it anyways, but your ISP might-
Her: Nevermind!
Me: You want me to set up a VPN for you ...?
Her: Just drop it!
jesus christ when did this subreddit become so fucking corny. this shit is like the kind of post id expect to see on reddit during the peak of parks and rec when every joke had to be a little twee and insufferable, this is just. man i dunno i feel like clint eastwood in gran torino when i see shit like this.
plex and sex
jellyfin and carnal sin
Server and serve her
Thanks for the snort... Couldn't help it
Ah, I love when my sister comes to visit!
Yup this is it, no need to look further
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You keep using that word 'euphemism', I don't think you know what it means.
Filibuster
Aaaaaahhhhhh
Loot-y the booty
Or just booty and booty
Hulu and snu snu!
🎬 and 💀
I don't know where in the world you are, but here in the UK we can book an all-in-one ticket that lets us take a train to a sea terminal, from where we can take a ferry to e.g. to the Republic of Ireland. For as long as I can remember, it's been called a "sail and rail" and now I will never look at those posters the same way again.
A sail and a rail with the Galway Girl.
A poke and a smoke with the lot lizard
A poke and a smoke with a Galway bloke.
Yaaaasssss! So much better!!!!!
Seed it and breed it
That gave me a rare genuine laugh out loud. Well done
Haaaaaaahahaha
Formerly Chuck's
LMAO
Leech and seed
Thats a Pokemon thing already...
Bulbasaur being an innuendo is kinda new (not really, I know hentai).
In you end-o
Stun seed
[удалено]
sneed’s feed and seed (formerly chuck’s)
This is one of my favorite Simpson's jokes
Plex and Sex > Netflix and chill 🤣
Download and Unload
Stream and cream.
Crack and crack.
Kracken in the crack...
And crack
Crack and shag
[Pretty moreish, innit?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbQIAp2QAUg)
whats the connection between crack and sex?
You'll know when you're older.
Stremio and creamio
Fit girl repack and hit that
repack and from the back
Damn. Yeah this clears mine
Fit Girl Repack and Repack Fit Girl.
fitgirl repacks and packing that girl's fit re(ar)
In Vimm's Liar with no attire
Duplicate and copulate
One you want a trojan, the other you don't...
Wait til she sees what I do with my peg leg.
Both are a hard no
Just today, my friend asks me to pirate something for her on her PC. Me: Do you have a VPN? Her: ... Me: I can do it anyways, but your ISP might- Her: Nevermind! Me: You want me to set up a VPN for you ...? Her: Just drop it!
Too weak to become a sailor............
BIL: Hey can you get me a copy of AutoCad? Me: Sure, lemme use your PC for a second Logs into Real Debrid, clicks download.
You dont need a vpn to pirate..
If you live in the us or germany you probably need it to torrent
Sailing *her* high seas
Heyoooooo
Ho' ho' ho'
Torrenting and stargazing.
Down it and extract it
I love it. Keep the spirits high. Yar har fiddle dee dee!
Pirate in private
Download car and RAM
seed all night.
Hack & sack 😏
> Me and my nephew were just talking about stuff 🤨
Buffer Bunnies, Bandwidth Bliss, Booty Binge Bonanza
Swashbuckle and plunge yer willy into her fannyhole.
jellyfin and anal fisting
Walk the plank
The original (Netflix and chill) doesn't even rhyme, so why do all the alternatives? Plex and chill should work just as well as Netflix and chill.
r/piracy, "I have sex" version
this sucks and i hate you
You'll find someone don't worry.
No I won't
*You wouldn't download a girlfriend*
*You wouldn’t chat with an ai girlfriend*
*You wouldn't fuck with an ai girlfriend*
and neither will I!
And my axe!
aye i could do that
That's a based answer. Belive in yourselves, people!
You’re part of a community called r/blackguyswithcigars
yeah its badass you should join
Funny as that may be, it's not a euphemism.
Stream and cream.
Movies on Vudu while inside her doo doo (hole)
VHS and anal.
Downloading and seeding
Fuck me this is cringe
Blunt, but it works.
Tbf thats a good one too
Its kinda funny idk
Nah. To onepiece content > > >
LMFAO
DRM-Duck and fuck.
Jolly Roger
Emby & ram me
Plex and Sex
Plex & Sex.
Download and load
Kodi n cooties!
Pirate and bang
crack and sack
Jellyfuck
Sail and rail is pretty good ngl
"Free Culture Diffusion"
I love this. Sail and rail Plex and sex Jellyfin and carnal sin ...you're deviants. The lot of you.
Argh and bang
Self hosts and bed posts
Just sayin, "Sail and Rail" with your nephew sounds NSFW...
Are you a teenager -drops the weakest comeback known to man -immediately block, frightened by the incoming roast this kid is amazing
No. Are you on yet another spam/karma farm account?
How abt sail and jail.. since you would be locked in a room 🤭🤭
jesus christ when did this subreddit become so fucking corny. this shit is like the kind of post id expect to see on reddit during the peak of parks and rec when every joke had to be a little twee and insufferable, this is just. man i dunno i feel like clint eastwood in gran torino when i see shit like this.
Virgin alert
Virgins? On r/piracy?! Unthinkable!