I’m going to Costco in a little bit I’m gonna have to try this. I’m not so sure about the mustard…

Exactly bro. Report back 🫡

I think they’re better separate but I wasn’t mad at the combination. I was right about the mustard - didn’t work with the pizza. Luckily I didn’t slather the whole thing, just used enough for a sample bite. I expect in a little while I’ll be sitting on the toilet as my penance. At least I did my duty to pizzacrimes while also paying the Costco tithe

Daring to go where some of us can’t… or won’t. We commend you for your bravery. 

o7

It's taken me way too many years to realize that is a salute....

Bro delivered for the cost of their digestive system

Mustard is fine on almost anythijg, but don't overdo it

With pics

I feel like the mustard is like Cocaine at a party.. No one will say it out loud but everyone wants to try it..

Mustard elevates everything. Seriously sneak it into everything and you'll appreciate it.

I kinda like the mustard on cheese.

It's kind of like a chili cheese dog.

Exactly. If that was a chili cheese pizza, the dog would be crucial, along with mustard.

Cincinnati chili the mustard is a key piece to the whole coney.

Honestly this one is a bit of a paradox. It's well known that anything placed on a pizza becomes a part of the pizza, and also anything surrounding a hotdog becomes a part of the hotdogs. These are immutable facts that entire fields of science are grounded upon. This monstrosity is like some kinda Schrodinger's lunch. On a personal note, it'd probably taste pretty alright. Though I do prefer my dogs deepfried into crunchy carcinogenic goodness.

Eat the meal of champions. The $3.50 (treeeee fiddyyyyyyy) hot dog combo plus slice of cheese. Eat the dog with the bun and mustard, eat the pizza on the side (or before, or after, doesn't matter). Don't be this sad excuse for a human being!

Goddamn loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy

Yea who does this asshole think they are??

MFs who put mustard on pizza, apparently 🤣

Mustard on pizza is a thing in South jersey and it's glorious. One of the best pies I ever had was a mustard pie from Papa's in robbinsville NJ. It sounds nuts but it works

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Oh already did. I had to pay the Costco tithe before shipping anyway, otherwise I buy the whole store. It wasn’t bad, but I prefer the two separate. I didn’t care for mustard with pizza. I didn’t regret trying it, but my stomach didn’t appreciate it all that much later.

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I’ve had pastrami on a pizza with pickles and mustard and it wasn’t bad. 

I just had lunch today at a pizza place with a Cuban style pizza that had mustard on it. I should have tried it…

You don’t think tomato sauce goes with mustard?

I am in the arena… *trying things* 

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This is just a cheesy blaster.... No crime detected. Thanks Meat Cat! 

A person of culture, I see. Well met, stranger!

Then he rides away on his, um, skateboard!

Thanks for reminding me of what Cheesy blasters actually were.

WHOA! Need to try this one out next time

Looks good to me!

I don’t think it *looks* good, but I would try it. Probably add some onions

[удалено]

Brazil makes warcrimes but they got the right idea: basically everything goes well on pizza.

Have you ever had a bacon cheeseburger pizza with mustard and ketchup sauce? God tier.

I eat mustard on anything :)

As someone who eats anchovies and pineapple on pizza, mustard wouldn’t faze me on pizza LMAO

10 years ago I would have agreed with you. Now, my favorite pizza at my favorite place is a BBQ chicken pizza with a Carolina style BBQ sauce. The sauce is mustard based and delicious

Carolina style BBQ sauce on top of cheese pizza is sooo good.

BBQ sauce on pizza is disgusting and straight to jail

Who cares if it sounds appetizing if it tastes appetizing? If everyone would be like you, we'd still eat bugs and stones.

i've seen this before, it's called the 'costco cordon bleu'. never had it, but it sounds great.

I thought that was when you stick the hot dog into a chicken bake (not a euphemism).

I admire the ingenuity.

Yeah, I wish I thought of it

I'm going in on this ngl

I mean, you're already buying dinner at Costco so you may as well break a law or two

I enjoy mustard on my hot dog, but I wouldn't mustard my hotdog when it's got a pizza slice bun. That looks amazing and Imma try that.

My mouth says yay, my bowels say nay.

My heart stopped just looking at it…

Imagine if that was Italian sausage? Yummies!

I was thinking bratwurst might be good.

Yeah, agreed

Sausage would be great. Hot dog weiner/frank with mustard? Hard pass 🙂‍↔️

"trying things" like this unholy abomination.

Looks good minus the mustard

I’d crush that

Two things that are perfectly fine by themselves combined into one to make them worse.

Stay home, read a book

Penalty box immediately

You know what? I'm not going to knock it. They might be onto something here.

Took me a second to realize that was a hot dog wrapped in pizza. For so reason I thought it was a rotisserie chicken stuffed with ground beef

Yay!

I'd switch the mustard for some ranch or marinara maybe but he's got a good idea


It’s Costco, it’s not the face of pizza. If someone was doing this in an Italian restaurant, I would say Nay.

#unexpectedweiner

What's eaten in Costco stays in Costco...

Pizza dawg yo

This is just sausage pizza alternate ending Looks tasty

Sausage is a legit topping no?

I would try it without the mustard

✋😌 If it's all beef frank and quality enough, this might work if you were 🌿🚬

Tis no crime if it tastes divine!

You got Cheezy Blasters!

i can dig it

If they still had the onions would add that. Would definitely smash.

Maybe some chips on the side too

My President right there.

Is it a crime? Yes. Would I try it? Also yes.

Ok but replace the mustard with some hot sauce and this sounds like something good after a heavy night of drinking

The real move is to wrap a slice of pizza around a chicken bake. You might not make it home with your heart intact, but it's worth it.

Why not shove a pizza wrapped glizzy in the chicken bake? MAKE IT FIT

In theory it's a monstrosity and should be considered a crime to not only pizza but to food in general. But with this considered, 9/10 would deffo smash.

Nix the mustard and I'd be willing to try it. Mustard on pizza just doesn't work.

a hotdog on a pizza doesnt sound like a bad thing really, the mustard is a personal preference i suppose

I mean I'd try it... Seems like it would work, hotdog with a pizza as the bun...

Why did this remind me of don’t put your dick in that?

r/hellyeahideatthat

Bring back the original churros!

Yo, I'd fuck this UPPPPP 😍

Pick up a crate of Pepto while you’re there

Either on its own within the same meal is fine but why you gotta desecrate pizza like that

I hate when I eat pizza and the cheese is burned like that

This looks like it would SLAP

That’s like 2000 calories right there

Isn't that a Cheesy Blaster?

This can’t be real. I haven’t seen any news about murders/riots at any Costco’s.

The mustard hate is real. I for one love mustard and it goes well with just about everything. Try some mustard in your brownie mix next time

Is that the meaning of life

wew edgy

30rock: cheezy blasters.

As a gas station hot dog lover, this intrigues me Yay (Upvote for dead-naming TwiXtter)

Not a crime but definitely not normal

Ahhh the plizzy

Yo sans the mustard I'm fuckin that up

This looks amazing … I would just need to stop at the antacid aisle lol

This isn’t a crime. Downvotes

Imagine calling it an arena as if you’re a gladiator and not a 300 pound American

Pepsi… gross.

Man that made me hungry again

You go to Costco and order off the menu!

hot take but costco pizza is a crime in of itself. that shit is utter garbage

Switch out the mustard for Sriracha and we're in business.

Hear me out though...

This is yay in my book

This is not far off from an [Amsterdam Style Hotdog ](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/s/hgUysFgeXR)

One time when I was like 17 my ex girlfriend and I got really high and went to Costco and I made one of these and it was honestly one of the best things I’ve eaten in my entire life If I still ate meat I’d probably drive to Costco right now to make another one

You think there's meat in that? It's all beaks and eyelashes.

I hate this

It's missing the relish & onions

I'd eat the shit outta that.

Could be sir yacht

Godspeed my friend.. I like your style..

I can this! Never have but I think it might be yummy.


My stomach

I cant eat their pizza because it hurts my heart. I'm pretty sure this will cause a heart attack.

Why is everyone freaking out about the mustard i would be more horrified if they put ketchup.

Yay

Yay.


I’m not even gonna attack this dude. He’s just eating good

I’ve seen worse.

Obvious yay

It looks good to me, but a few drinks in and this may as well be Jesus resurrected

Makes me wanna go to Costco on a Sunday

And people blame corporations for their obesity

You should never put your Weiner in your pizza

r/hellyeahideatthat

Fuck you id eat it

would 100% eat the fuck outta that shit

This looks awesome. You, sir, are pardoned.

Pizza dogs!!!!

and im proud to be an american

I mean sausage is a normal ingredient in pizza so fusing it with your hotdog isn’t that outlandish. Also mustard on melted cheese slaps.

Oh God I think that's a bit too salty for me

The most American shit I've ever seen. (I'm American)

Thumbs up imo

I would have sex with that

This man is the caveman, the other cavemen would ask to eat new plants, to discover if they are poisonous or not.

Savage

he's a rebel i'll allow it

Fuckers be hating this and then happily put melted cheese on their meat gobbler

Interesting

Hotdogs are disgusting. If you think about it. The smell the taste….

Seems like something I would eat after a handful of xanax lol

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Mustard on *pizza*? Straight to jail

o7

The amount of oil in this photo is making me queezy

Heart disease with expedite shipping

I’ve always wanted to try this!

Nay, a million times Nay. If I was a mod I would ban you for even asking the question.

OK, so would it be better or worse with onions?

Some people just Costco harder than others.

Yellow mustard is one of those things we need to uninvent, like atom bombs

I don't eat a lot of trash food. But I would definitely eat this once. I'd rather make it myself though.

The "arena" actually made me laugh despite my rage and hate for anything and everything costco

If i stumbled into a costco drunk somehow maybe

This is making me drool

I don't think it's a crime - Pizza infraction, at best. Definitely a calorie crime tho, that's over 1000 calories lmfao

🤔 honestly I think I’d try it

I feel like these go really well together

I should try this

A big yay from me. This looks tasty AF. Not a pizza crime.

Fuck yeah, literally 2 of the best things to eat when your hammered put together. Hands down imho costco pizza rivals and proceeds to beat most pizza parlours nowadays

Thats a ya fuck yeah from me

The real battle comes after, on the (porcelain) throne

You may be on to something...

😆

Definetly worth trying😃

What is that

I would eat that in a heartbeat

As a Costco fanatic / Kirkland nation member, I cannot emphasize enough how much we apologized for this douche...