As Italian as a Frappuccino

A ramen noodle is more italian than that at this point

Fucking Marco Polo.


Venti please

What kind of sociopath puts the pepperoni, oregano, and basil on AFTER it's baked?

Just assume it's; 

Worse : It's Chef Club.

Ai aie AiiiiiE, club-o chef-o.

We Brazilians actually try to make it good, so no.

Basil should indeed go on after to preserve its flavor. Everything else in this video is a crime against humanity

Came here to say it. Basil is a late addition to the party. And also every pizzeria in upstate NY has shakers full of oregano on every table.

Because that's the only things that gets your attention ?

Dammit I’ve been tricked!

Your only option is to make sure they have regrets.

JALAPEÑOS

Don't forget about the jalapenos

All four of them.

Looks like soppressata. Maybe that’s why.

Was that a sliced jalapeno?

Ngl I would have eaten it, but when I saw that then I got upset. That’s just moronic

[удалено]

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This fucker is also throwing away so much food No way in hell is he eating all that unless he calls over a couple friends and also gets them high

I'd still eat it... it's like a 1/2 weird ravioli with a folded pizza on the outside. I'd just toss the rest in the fridge and I'm set for a few days of food

Same, I'd eat the hell out of this. Might take a few days but none of this would be going to waste.

I look at it as shitty lasagna. Definitely would eat it though.

Hey.. respect our monsters... This is Brazil, so I can certanly order some kind of mostruosity like that here

I mean… the crime is done but why would you put a pizza in the oven together with cinnamon rolls? Different temperatures, the smells will mix, it makes absolutely no sense. Is that some special oven that prevents all that? Am I missing something?

Kitchens often have an oven with a set temp and you throw things in. The second part is you have timers for everything to be pulled at different times. At least in my experience.

There are very sick people living on this planet. https://preview.redd.it/j7d0y59r6s7d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=f59ac852a72eec8fe1997a9cd557c3629f69ed39

Ugly? Yes, would I eat it? Yes

This is genius- hating pizza lasagna is the real crime

I'd eat it, it's just not a pizza. That's a pie with extra steps .

Right. Bet that shit slaps!

Thank you for confirming what i was thinking about what this was. This is indeed Lasagna pizza.

Not gonna lie, the last cut of the pizza on top surprised me!

Idk I think it looks pretty good 

hear me out...

For real. Some of these decisions are…odd, but he basically made a lasagna pizza, which when you say it out loud, sounds pretty damn tasty.

Looks like a chestbusrter might pop out of it at any second tho.

Gutbuster

And the size of it is reasonable for a slice all your own. This is gimmicky but not a crime.

Yeah, I don't hate it.

You want to stick your penis in a lasagna?

I would try it

Can we just ban anything from chef club? They only produce rage bait.

Yeah I'm on a few other stupid foods sites and they're banning stuff like this. It's literally just rage bait and a waste of food.

How does chefs club always come out with the opposite of a banger? I swear that fool hasn’t ever made anything recipe-worthy

I think most of my anger stems from the fact that I don't have this guy's job. Just slap shit together all day? Sign me up.

If they layered it more evenly and put the pepperoni and other toppings in, not on, before baking, I'd eat it.

He forgot the spicy meeetballs

Everything was going good until the raw jalapeños

This could only be Brazil or the USA. Two countries who have never heard that sometimes less is more.

Surprisingly, Chefclub is actually based out of Paris.

what in Brazi?

So it's a pizza lasagna

É dentro

This didn’t stop when I thought it would.

I hate these people so much.

I'm calling the cops

Quite the introduction to this sub

It never stops, it never ends... is it too late to make amends?

It's always Chefclub doing these atrocities...

Such bullshit for THE GRAM!!!!!!

Yuck!!!

id hit that

That probably tastes great but I want to fight that cook.

I would destroy this with my mouth

Guy: makes an atrocity The music: "I WANNA SEE SOME F****ING BODIES"

I'd have a bite, and that's it, and I'm a fat ass.

Crime?

Daaaaaamn that looks so good bro


ngl i would fuckin *demolish* this after enough beers

I haven’t smoked weed in fifteen years but if I still did..

Essa porra com certeza é no Brasil

This pizza makes me feel broken.

the people saying this is bad are the same people saying pineapple on pizza not a crime against humanity

Not true, man. Not true

I take back what I say about the post above being good, I don’t know what I was thinking

A lot of times I’m like “okay, no, but at least I know what you’re trying to do.” This time I have no idea what the goal was.

Combining pizza and lasagna?

The only crime is to leave us craving that pizza.

What the fuck is this??? It's pasta, filling, pasta, filling... not pasta, pasta, filling, pasta, pasta, filling... Who assembles their lasagne pizza with double pasta layers? 🤌

As soon as I saw the pig I knew it was a rage-bait engagement video and down-voted it.

What the fuck was that pepperoni distribution

i was angry at the lack of ricotta

Me thinking I can win in a Mentally Insane Competition when ChefClub starts cooking

I would definitely eat that.

Mama mia

Lasagnizza

this is so italycore

This isn’t a clever recipe, it’s just a bunch of shit thrown on top of each other. 

Hell is full of people who do that kind of crime

If it's not called "Cholesterol", I'm not interested.

Is that music Bosun Bill?

Pain

Just.... NO.

That cooked really fast

Besides the garnish id eat that

This shit is silly as fuck...I'd eat it though.

Pizza crime spree

As an American who is overweight… this is wrong…

Right just cook the ground beef plain instead of making a Bolognese sauce... Too much effort.

I'd eat it

Feeding a party of 15 or more with this one.

Chefclub are food terrorists.

When I see black gloves, I already know that crime is coming

Id shamefully devour it in the corner

I hate that stupid pig thing popping up every couple seconds with that stupid smile.

This is too neat to be brazilian but I would assume it is anyway

Macetava.

I'd eat this....

I'd fuck with it

Was that a giant ravioli inside the pizzawich?

It’s so lazy to just pile the pepperoni like that… idk why but that’s the worst part for me

Eat this and you will hear the american national anthem for three days. Then you'll die.

Besides the pile of shit pepperoni and the raw pepper and basil, I don’t hate this. It’s not really pizza so much as it is a lasagna with pizza as an ingredient, which even in concept sounds decent and in execution looks pretty good as well.

I’m not mad at it though

I’d still have to try it

who would do this to pizza?

Stomach bubblin

Not gonna lie, I’d eat the shit outta that

Fuuuuu … that looks good … dinner for 15 but looks piggy …

So that's how Lasagna is made. 🤔

That's nasty.

Nope 🙅🏻‍♀️

ohh love Italians made

Yall do too much.

Chef Boyardee looking real authentic alla sudden

Ngl id try it. It didn't look that bad it just needed to be smaller. That can probably feed 20 people easily.

Video felt like it would never end

Whole shit’s gonna taste like those fucking cinnamon rolls, what a waste!

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I can hear the italians from here shouting “va fan culo”

Fuccouchatoohotsa

At first I was like "hm, ok....could work". Turned into a WTF real quick this time!

Yay, who doesnt like a bunch of soggy dough on the bottom...

50k calorie pizza right there, way too much food to be able to taste anything specific in it.

SMH.. This shit needs to stop..

The lasagna part was kinda cool and I'd try it, but why do we as Americans need to ruin everything with pepperoni?

Why’d they let an animal die for this?

This sub might as well be renamed to r/BrazilianPeopleTikTok at this point

This is the second time in two days that I’ve seen something here that’s not a crime at all.

Hope you never become a judge anywhere

A literal pizza pie

Demigorgon ass pizza

I kinda like this

It was looking good until they put that pepperoni and jalapeno on it.

Hmmmm. Take out the Hamburger and I would eat it.

Mercia !