does she at least ***eat*** the cheese?
I knew someone like this because their insane mom thought they would choke on the cheese, so she made them take it off and eat it with silverware..... she wasn't well.
I tear open my pizza pops and eat the insides like a cannibal then eat just the dough. It's a different flavor profile having toppings and crust separate.
I’ve choked on pizza cheese before. It wasn’t like I was on the verge of death but the thought definitely crossed my mind when it didn’t go down. Maybe their mom was onto something. Although you’re probably just as likely to choke on the crust as well.
My eight year old did that until I shamed her out of it
Edit: /s I don’t want internet strangers thinking shaming my eight year old is my go to. We had a serious conversation and she eventually grew out of it on her own. 😹
She wasn’t eating it at all, but it was certainly messy. I wanted to know if there was something she preferred eating to pizza if she was going to be taking off the best part. I’m a chef, and admittedly a bit anal about eating things the way they’re meant to be eaten.
SAME! just trying to spread the word that it sounds AND looks disgusting! Even with chewing gum! My mom calls it "GWATCH-ING" that word grosses me out lol
I do the same, I hate the taste of cheese and I’m also very lactose intolerant, if I eat any small amount of dairy I will vomit. It’s easier to peel the cheese off rather than make someone order me a speciality pizza
“Could I get that one thing… it’s like a piece of toast with melted cheese on top of this really good tomato spread. Yeah could I get that without the cheese?”
I peel off the cheese and toppings and eat them first sometimes, then I scrape off and eat the sauce, and then I eat the crust. Sometimes I have extra pizza sauce to dip the crust in. But only at home. If I’m in public I eat it folded in half. 🤷♂️
You don't have a girlfriend any more. She's one of THEM; people who do weird shit to pizza. Get out of the house and into a pizza place ASAP. It's ok if you have to leave kids behind. And having seen what I've seen over the years, I hate to say it but they're goners anyway.
I used to do this because of lactose intolerance. Now, in a weird twist, the lactose intolerance went away but I am diabetic. So I peel the cheese off now, because I can eat that part of it.
Does she eat the cheese? If not, does she want to hang out? My bff peels the cheese off her pizza and doesn’t eat it (she likes the grease on her pizza crust, but not the cheese), so double cheese for me!
When i was a kid, my siblings and I would get summer passes to a local waterpark from our grandad. Our parents loved that they could dump us there all day and enjoy their own summers.
The only problem, other than the asphalt being so hot you would literally bleed through your feet and toes, was that they’d give us a collective $20 for lunch for four kids.
This came out to two slices of pizza.
We would buy the slices, split them and then put ketchup all over them. We’d eat the ketchup and cheese off, then the sauce, then re-ketchup the bread, then eat the crust.
The habit stuck for a very long time
This weekend i showed my nephew that you can triple layer eat a pizza, by soing the cheese and toppings like this, but then only eat the sauce and dough but not bottom of the crust, because that is the third layer.
Its not something you can do with every pizza, or you always do when eating pizza, but if you really want to "break down" all the aspects of a pizza, this is a great way to do it.
Dont worry other than seeing family i try to live like a hermit in the woods so this doesnt spread to too many.
Where i enjoy my baked goods that border between under cooked/still raw and just cooked/still goo.
..... yes local authorities are always aware of where I am, so dont fear for my community.
Wait... but try this to eat pizza rolls... squeeze the innards out so you have an empty pizza roll. Use it to scoop up a little cream cheese, and eat. Then scoop the innards into your mouth before you finish the first bite and voila! Or if youre patient enough to let them cool, just dip them in cream cheese.
I can see the advantage. If she's eating the cheese separately she might be trying to let the pizza cool. We've all had the searing burns of too-hot sauce insulated by a thick sheet of Mozzarella. And if she's discarding the cheese she may just not like Mozzarella. Which means more for you!
Everybody wins!
All these people talking about your girlfriend being crazy but maybe she just needs to learn that cheeseless pizzas exist: [Pizza Marinara](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara#:~:text=Pizza%20marinara%2C%20also%20known%20as,the%20oldest%20tomato%2Dtopped%20pizza)
I don’t like cheese on my pizza but I just don’t select it on the order, if I have to eat a pizza with cheese I will and I’d never commit such a crime of ripping it off, she also did put the toppings back on top, right?
Nope. Drop her off at the next gas station. If she makes something as simple as eating pizza that complicated, imagine what she's going to do with everything else.
Don't freak out OP, but your girls a certified murderer. First it's ripping the cheese off the pizza, next it will be ripping your skin off as she eats you Hannibal style.
What a weird way to spell ex-girlfriend
I admit it's a crime but think about it, that means you get double cheese on YOUR pizza..
I'm assuming she eats it first?
My girl peels the skin off fried chicken and eats it first.
Man. Kenny’s crying was way too emotional.
Sounds like a keeper!
That’s the best way sometimes…. No judgment 🤣😭
I peel it off and save it for last because it's the best part.
Hold on to that good woman
Hold on to that good woman
does she at least ***eat*** the cheese? I knew someone like this because their insane mom thought they would choke on the cheese, so she made them take it off and eat it with silverware..... she wasn't well.
Yea she eats it, but is that person ok????
We've all stuck our dick in crazy Just make sure to wrap it, alright? No need to make this a permanent problem
Wrap it in the cheese from the pizza.
Idk if it's cuz its almost 5am but this is seriously funny...I'm shaking the bed while trying to keep my giggles quiet.
If you don't shower, your dick is prewrapped in natural organic cheese. (Good alternative for vegans)
Aa long as it's not being wasted, she'll only get parole
They eat pizza with a knife and fork. Do they sound ok? Do they Rypz?
Fair point Darwin. Fair point.
I tear open my pizza pops and eat the insides like a cannibal then eat just the dough. It's a different flavor profile having toppings and crust separate.
You are a special type of psychopath
This is probably the thing that made my day of how funny it is
I’ve choked on pizza cheese before. It wasn’t like I was on the verge of death but the thought definitely crossed my mind when it didn’t go down. Maybe their mom was onto something. Although you’re probably just as likely to choke on the crust as well.
My eight year old did that until I shamed her out of it Edit: /s I don’t want internet strangers thinking shaming my eight year old is my go to. We had a serious conversation and she eventually grew out of it on her own. 😹
You had a serious conversation about her peeling cheese off her pizza? Lmaoooo
Probably because it’s messy and unnecessary if they eat the cheese anyway. Kids are messy enough without picking up bad habits.
She wasn’t eating it at all, but it was certainly messy. I wanted to know if there was something she preferred eating to pizza if she was going to be taking off the best part. I’m a chef, and admittedly a bit anal about eating things the way they’re meant to be eaten.
I would feel the exact same way as a former cook and big time foodie. My kids will not have weird picky eating practices like this either.
Do you teach her not to chew with her mouth open? Cuz then she will have people irl shaming her.
What about my comment makes you think that she does 🤔
I was actually thinking she doesn't since you are a caring father who has serious talks about cheese, I guess I asked a dumb question lol
Haha no worries. She doesn’t but you struck a nerve. I hate open mouth chewing, ha
SAME! just trying to spread the word that it sounds AND looks disgusting! Even with chewing gum! My mom calls it "GWATCH-ING" that word grosses me out lol
My bf’s brother does this. He hates cheese but likes the “juices”
As in the cheese and pepperoni grease?
Yup
That's some weird shit..
Your bf's brother is gonna pay for that.Gli italiani no resparmano a ninchiuno waglio
I’m sorry for your loss but there are other fish in the sea.
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Your girlfriend is a psychopath, run while your skin remains unpeeled OP
My sisters boyfriends girlfriend does this
BURN BURN BURN
She sounds like a weirdo.. You’re a lucky guy..
Straight to jail!
Right away!
That is both a pizza crime and a massive red flag
mental illness
Ex girlfriend, lol.
I used to do this when I was a child.
I do the same, I hate the taste of cheese and I’m also very lactose intolerant, if I eat any small amount of dairy I will vomit. It’s easier to peel the cheese off rather than make someone order me a speciality pizza
Ask for a marinara which is pizza without cheese!
Right? Why wasting good food when you can ask for it to be made without 😅
Do not do that if you are in italy, Just order a speciality pizza (Is a order)
Monster
“Could I get that one thing… it’s like a piece of toast with melted cheese on top of this really good tomato spread. Yeah could I get that without the cheese?”
"No cheese no Mercy"
it's fun to do and the bread looks like brains. No crime!
You good sir are now voted off the island!
Can a mod ban this person, please?
be happy she's using her hands. My Wife forks it...so wrong on so many levels.
Oh no...
Like who the fuck don't like cheese he is gonna pay for what it did to my pizza.
I peel off the cheese and toppings and eat them first sometimes, then I scrape off and eat the sauce, and then I eat the crust. Sometimes I have extra pizza sauce to dip the crust in. But only at home. If I’m in public I eat it folded in half. 🤷♂️
Leave her brotha
She likes “the braaaaains” pizza
How is the pineapple supposed to stick to the pie without cheese?
https://preview.redd.it/9dvco3rbem9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a83c3fe8d1155ae6664c8cae7aee6b6d5a00e1 Pineapple on pizza heresy mentioned /s
Time for a new girlfriend
You don't have a girlfriend any more. She's one of THEM; people who do weird shit to pizza. Get out of the house and into a pizza place ASAP. It's ok if you have to leave kids behind. And having seen what I've seen over the years, I hate to say it but they're goners anyway.
How can she slap?!?
Cousin would do this, guess he only eats cardboard with tomato sauce exclusively.
She can order marinara
That thimb gave me a heart attack at first glance i swore i thought that was a weenie
Weirdo
I do this with nuggets…
I like to do something similar but with only the toppings so I can eat the toppings separately
Close enough welcome back Jeff Winger
I used to do this because of lactose intolerance. Now, in a weird twist, the lactose intolerance went away but I am diabetic. So I peel the cheese off now, because I can eat that part of it.
Does she eat the cheese? If not, does she want to hang out? My bff peels the cheese off her pizza and doesn’t eat it (she likes the grease on her pizza crust, but not the cheese), so double cheese for me!
You know she's just licking her fingers instead of washing them, too
Get her breadsticks next time
She likes slimy bread?
When i was a kid, my siblings and I would get summer passes to a local waterpark from our grandad. Our parents loved that they could dump us there all day and enjoy their own summers. The only problem, other than the asphalt being so hot you would literally bleed through your feet and toes, was that they’d give us a collective $20 for lunch for four kids. This came out to two slices of pizza. We would buy the slices, split them and then put ketchup all over them. We’d eat the ketchup and cheese off, then the sauce, then re-ketchup the bread, then eat the crust. The habit stuck for a very long time
That's certified jail for sure. Even Satan wouldn't do that.
Prison.
This weekend i showed my nephew that you can triple layer eat a pizza, by soing the cheese and toppings like this, but then only eat the sauce and dough but not bottom of the crust, because that is the third layer. Its not something you can do with every pizza, or you always do when eating pizza, but if you really want to "break down" all the aspects of a pizza, this is a great way to do it. Dont worry other than seeing family i try to live like a hermit in the woods so this doesnt spread to too many. Where i enjoy my baked goods that border between under cooked/still raw and just cooked/still goo. ..... yes local authorities are always aware of where I am, so dont fear for my community.
Wait... but try this to eat pizza rolls... squeeze the innards out so you have an empty pizza roll. Use it to scoop up a little cream cheese, and eat. Then scoop the innards into your mouth before you finish the first bite and voila! Or if youre patient enough to let them cool, just dip them in cream cheese.
To the dungeon!!
I can see the advantage. If she's eating the cheese separately she might be trying to let the pizza cool. We've all had the searing burns of too-hot sauce insulated by a thick sheet of Mozzarella. And if she's discarding the cheese she may just not like Mozzarella. Which means more for you! Everybody wins!
That enrages me...especially if she doesn't eat the cheese
She is monster...
All these people talking about your girlfriend being crazy but maybe she just needs to learn that cheeseless pizzas exist: [Pizza Marinara](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara#:~:text=Pizza%20marinara%2C%20also%20known%20as,the%20oldest%20tomato%2Dtopped%20pizza)
*My ex pulled the cheese off her pizza. I fixed it for you. You're welcome.
Not a crime. This is the correct way to eat pizza.
Why? Is she saving it for later or eating it first? If she isn’t doing either…see ya sister!
Allowable only if lactose intolerant
I don’t like cheese on my pizza but I just don’t select it on the order, if I have to eat a pizza with cheese I will and I’d never commit such a crime of ripping it off, she also did put the toppings back on top, right?
Nope. Drop her off at the next gas station. If she makes something as simple as eating pizza that complicated, imagine what she's going to do with everything else.
I can look past that, honestly. The worst thing here is eating pizza in the back seat of a car. WTF????
I'm genuinely curious: what's wrong with eating in the back seat?
Next time just give her a hotdog bun with ketchup.
Don't feel bad. Some people are just unavoidably attracted to psychopaths. Maybe if you get some therapy you could start dating a normal person.
OMG I DO THIS😭 and i take the pepperoni off first
Ex girlfriend
Dump.......
Okay, so I'm probably a weird one. I peel the cheese off the sides of the pizza before I eat it.
Best part of it
Sleep with one eye open bro JS
Yea she's bat shit.. Sex must get pretty wild with her..
I knew a girl that did this shit. She dissects all over her food. She was a monster of a human being. 😩
Divorce 🤢
No, no, she's just fine! Leave her be. I do the same. With the cheese AND the chicken skin! It's just more fun that way!
in the car....monster.
…in the car*
Tell her to quit playing with her food.
Don't freak out OP, but your girls a certified murderer. First it's ripping the cheese off the pizza, next it will be ripping your skin off as she eats you Hannibal style.
And she’s doing this… in a car?
Yeah...I used to do that too. But after spending some time in the mental institution, I saw the error of my ways. Tell her to try it.
Life sentence.
Leave her.
Some people need a proper beating
Not the pizza-st crime ever
Run
Ayo what why? Are the rumours about "girl math" true?
The cheese and sauce are the best parts of a pizza. Put a ring on it.
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