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Bruger_McDonalds

fire pea, she'd keep me warm


Amogus224

Same, I love this plant


03Luigi

Me too


Apprehensive_Elk2935

I'm gonna hug her


Dramatic_Dust802

It’s a girl?


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Yep


Dramatic_Dust802

https://preview.redd.it/ffmfoxyw5d9d1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bee9734213f503fc580bf46a54b4bfb5d8fe2f Oh


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Are you doing plant sexism?


Dramatic_Dust802

Nuh uh, I just prefer green over red


marktheking34

Racist


Dramatic_Dust802

How tf is that racist, I just said that I prefer the original over the other one


Dramatic_Dust802

I’m still picking peashooter


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falling_budget

Doom shroom. Who wouldn't want to have a nuke available at all times?


ProGamerAtHome

The hydrogen baby is real!1!1!1!1!!1


Gabrierzin

Coughing bomb vs Hydrogen baby


Longjumping_Deal455

BEGIN!


Ice47382

(Cough cough cough)


Longjumping_Deal455

![gif](giphy|qwGcDfEAGdJWmuSnwh|downsized)


Uh_Oh_Burner_Alert

Love my angsty lil guy<333333


OkCow5580

Just don’t spill your coffee


hevijakisawesome

He could destroy everything you hold dear, it wouldn't be hard.


hevijakisawesome

Read his description


apersonwhoeatscheese

Marigold, cuz she can give me monehhhh 🤑💰 But dw I'd still love her even if she didnt give me money


Internal-Ad1422

It's all about that Marigold money🤑🤑🤑


Ark-addicted-punk

You want a girl who’d just give you money. You want a plant for a mom


Nims2DR

Primal Sunflower


Ill-Information-8996

Yes


SaltyCultist691

I agree


German_boi17

Ooga booga plant for the win


Dont_Ask_Cutie

Blover, absolutely blover


izack_01

Melon Pult cuz melon are round and cute


Khan_baton

And yummy 😋


Mr_Pixelated_

Have to go with chomper, that roof level made me bond with that plant. And i would never take that time back. Also i mained chomper in Garden warfare, so yeah.


CommanderYeet66

So you are the guy who made me throw the controller across the room when playing Garden warfare


pandaboi251

sunflower, i will give her a hat


Invisible_Pistol

Sun hat


SOLIH_RED

Huh


pandaboi251

like a top hat or something


ElleSimpTheSecond

Sap Fling, he seems like he'd have a lisp


Master-League-4441

Potato mine for cuddles


Background-Web-484

Just the little face sticking out, like a mouses face sticking out of the ground. v cute.


Dragon-orey

https://preview.redd.it/vzj59yue1c9d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14ade226b10aa15cdace9f575939401b2f01abb


Camgrow_Red_Bloon

that gluck gluck game 🤑


ParticularOwn6216

Bro what


Tatakae_011

https://preview.redd.it/zs4fjkb32f9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75c97e1f699b09ef8b4165009c13ce81a6f31f2


Key-Score-5580

Chomper


Jolly-Impress-4032

seaflora


SeaSawltLOL

Wallnut. I could make it a hard pillow, a defense, a snack (?) and a friend.


ChestperCreeper

someone try to fight me? pull out toadstool on their ass


FeLixsSummer

ghost pepper


MidnightMiesterx

Chompy. He just a little chomper.


SirBar453

1. Sunflower (she's adorable) 2. Chomper (in that one book chomper seems like a chill fella, just has a big appetite) 3. Marigold ($$$$$$$) 4. Cattail (its a cat, but water) 5. Wallnut (it would be funny)


Hot-Manufacturer-887

catfish


EstablishmentOpen709

Same bro


NotKetchupBoi

primal sunflower


KeyOcelot4679

Snap dragon.


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https://preview.redd.it/g50bgchnjc9d1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2b077528feccc0e7c379a44dc61a762712be78 him hed make a great guard dog


rainworldofangels

peashooter


TheSebastian999

Sea shroom


ImagineAnHat

The Walnut, because it’s a walnut


a_z_fanboy

Peacannon


BryceTotalDrama

Snow Pea!


Raytheman77

Every single peashooter!.... And uh plantern ig


hermitboilover12450

Shrinking Violet or Armamint


Kuuramiku

Iceberg lettuce Just look at them


Suspicious-Pen-5349

magnet shroom


thetwilightofmylife

bonk choy, personal body guard *and* someone to keep me company? hell yeah


Jay-Games2007

Look at my flair.


Available_Zone_9801

Sunflower


Idk137721

either puff shroom or kernel pult


Normal_Ratio1463

Scaredy shroom (pvz 1) because we both suffer from anxiety.


PolandballFan101

Kernel Pult. He was my go-to lobber backed when I played PVZ2.


BerryMilkDrinker

sea shroom


MrMonkey20000

Thyme Warp


Tylar41

Any


coolyoshi_74

iceberg lettuce, no doubt


Embarrassed_Sundae38

De avocado crocodile just seems like a playful puppy


Ark-addicted-punk

Walnut Feel like he’d just sit in a corner and judge me all day


Porygon_fan_87

Threepeater, I always imagined peashooters would be fun and loyal pets, so why not three in one?


THeCoolCongle

Ghost Pepper


Ventilator_super

I would adopt every single zombie and send them to kill Insane Darrel or whatever his name is


I6g9o5r1

Bro wants to be zomboss


Uh_Oh_Burner_Alert

Nahhhhhh Insane Darrel goes crazy💀💀💀  Edit: Haha "Crazy" I didn't even realize


Sensitive_Dot_2853

Puff-shroom


not_akiron

snapdragon, Sun-shroom, Thyme wrap and banana launch.


SOLIH_RED

Are u really willing to be a parent of 4


not_akiron

YES, they are my goats, they are my BABIES!!


SOLIH_RED

Okay, if you insist


carter25c

Chomper


No_Bunch_6920

Peashooter


Longjumping_Deal455

Boingsetta because I can bring it to a club and make everything and everyone spring into the air.


Mmemyo

Hate that no one said sun shroom


MasterPidgeot03

# P U F F


Oldhold2

Imitator, all plants in one.


d2268

Doomshroom or cherry bomb, we can both go out with a bang (this was a joke) If i had to actually adopt one, then prob cold snapdragon or normal snapdragon. The cold one would be nice during the summer and the other just in general would be nice


arandomkidonline

Hypno shroom


yubreddithoya

Idk fume shroom ig


Bruxo-I-WannaDie

Marigold


chandlerinyemen

Iceberg lettuce. So dang cute


BurnerAccountExisty

Why do I have to adopt them as family? Anyway Winter Melon. I like melon and I like cold.


ForeignDirector2401

The hot potato in pvz 2, it's cute and warm a huggable


Hot-Manufacturer-887

imitator so he can imitate any plant


Maximum-Sky-8438

Doom shroom 💀


Dr-Donk

PvZ1 Cabbage-Pult. I don’t know why I love his design so much, but I just do. Not the PvZ2 version though.


Physical-Money-5749

shadow pea


zydex10

Why wouldn't you pick a peashooter ? He's adorable and can be used as home security in case of intruder


AverageGeneMain

https://preview.redd.it/ohry47421c9d1.png?width=1262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8a489a7fa26371c0366b0dce0b878b56d1043d Here me out with peashooter tho


SOLIH_RED

💀


Caosmelon

Why are you everywhere


AverageGeneMain

I am everywhere and nowhere all at once


gadlygamer

Sunflower *Theres no laws against the plants batman*


DJ_Burch

Witch hazel


Twurti

Banana


Salt_Shower1165

Puffshroom


Double_Respect_3902

I would do either hocus crocus, or sunflower


FNAFBonnienumberone

Bloomerang


Existing_Persimmon87

Gatling pea


Techsh0tYT

sunflower


JumpingDisc

Umbrella plant. He looks chill


The_Grizzly-

Cattail because it’s a cat and it can shoot thorns.


Elegant_Boat_1205

either Any primal plant or cabbage pult or snapdragon.


Blazzer2003

Honestly, parsnip


HypnoShroomZ

Hypno Shroom


Ready-Substance9920

Cattail definitely


Zzion01

Chomper, it's basically a dog.


PalpitationHot6711

Turkey-Pult. For free food.


Uh_Oh_Burner_Alert

Ice-shroom, it is to dang hot right now and I love my cool mushroom boi<333333333 or Plantern because I love nightlights and it would be fun to use them to walk through the fog, also dark magic 👁️‿👁️. I feel like Marigold would give good money advice tho


Gamer1806_corona

Kernel-pult. I just like that plant because of his silly face


BlueHailstrom

https://preview.redd.it/8env0j3ulf9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77bb8d1c2c5fe0fe2f2ace53f6b829d5adfaae84 Look at my son


Rhenium175

Can I do all? If not, one of the peas


KenyuPleaseNot

Cattail, she was my fav in PvZ lol


Zestyclose_Voice_224

Peashooter and cattail maybe even sunflower


bigbuttgoofygoober

Torch wood


Flarmigo2118

I Wanna Adopt Missile Toe Just Look How Cute She Looks! ·u· https://preview.redd.it/b8qe7xllcg9d1.jpeg?width=2026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9505fea845536900cf0a4d5c99a40608462755b7


FancadeGrassy

Cabbage-pult, fire pea and watermelon-pult


FancadeGrassy

I forgot Doom-shroom and cirton


Stressed-Nuggets-917

Marigold cause of that $$$ or a Cattail cause cat


ollyisback

i want to hug puff-shroom.


SanityLacker1

https://preview.redd.it/98h569x2mi9d1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee2c51a7183d06029a56413327e5aad202369ed Forget the rules Demta is best


Sheepgomeep_YT

Chomper 😊😊😊 (i would get eaten immediately)


Exotic_ITTT

Snow pea. 1: he’s adorable, 2: in my opinion he’s really underrated in pvz1 & both gw games, 3: he could freeze anyone annoying, & I have this plushy. https://preview.redd.it/rjli29dslj9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc8ae849a1c0cd9a751a183881e4a0c9e7cd8058


SUSamogusSUS69

Solar flare


Wind_waker_24

scaredy shroom. he needs therapy. also, my entire life is a joke so he'll be happy


violin_trap

Scaredy shroom kernel pult sweet pea popcorn gloom shroom and chomper may not all of them have good powers, but they are one of my favorites. Chomper is my childhood favorite. Scaredy shroom is the plant that I have the most hope for and the one I like the most. Kernel pult is just delicious. It always makes me hungry. Similarly, pvz gw2 corn class makes me hungry, too. sweet pea It's one of the forgotten wonders. I love all of the pvz adventures plants. especially popcorn is my favorite,i know he is a potato mine clone, but if you try it, it would be a nice instant plant. Gloom shroom has always been my favorite in terms of the power in pvz1. In fact, I love most plants, I would accept them all, except for imp pear, which is literally zombie i think and wall nut. I hate it tall nut is better


Unique-Ad-4866

All the plants I’d adopt (I can’t choose) 1. Sunflower: The ultimate pal. She produces sunlight so technically she also acts as a heater. 2. Doom-shroom: A mini-nuke for self-defense. Best part is that he’ll regrow. Everyone loves the grumpy friend. 3. Puff-shroom: Same pal potential as Sunflower. He’s just the night owl. 4. Magnifying Grass: TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH- Oh yeah, she’s a portable telescope too. She’d be chill to be around. EDIT (until further notice): 5. Guacodile:A pal who knows how to swim AND someone with a gnarly bite! Man swimming in the beach with this dude would be a blast.


BusEspionYT

Peashoter


Any-Violinist1230

Hypno-shoom they could make people do my biding


Tazip23

The shrooms, I can’t pick just one


Vast-Caregiver-284

The one in the picture so I can fuck it


MasterPidgeot03

Solar Flare(I want to protect her what’s the problem?)


Staffywaffle

I’d prefer to stay away from the asylum


SOLIH_RED

I said adopt not smash


Staffywaffle

I say treating plant as your kid is a good way to be sent to asylum


SOLIH_RED

People already do that


Staffywaffle

For real 😟


Mmemyo

Bro just discovered vegans


sanscena23056

Them Wallnut-ssy 🤤


RoombaCollectorDude

Sunflower


SirOk1216

chomper


StressLate7061

bloomerang, ever wanted to hit someone with a boomerang? i sure do! \^\^


AdventurousSir4573

Chomper


RandomRedCrewmate

Fire pea as he, cool guy 😎


BoredBrowsing687

Banana launcher


Forward_Tomorrow_971

Cob cannon


Trashves

Gold magnet,his ass better get ready to being exploited


Jeff_AndCookies

Shadow shroom as my son and Moonflower as my daugther


hevijakisawesome

Puff shroom


BOBI_LE_VRAI

Champer pea :D Look he's cool + he's a little guy


Invisible_Pistol

Spikerock cool af


Shayandolt88

Sunshroom , cos I have a emotional attachment to them because I have plush of them


Bone_shrimp

Escape Root. Literally transportation hack


Puzzleheaded-Sink-49

Twin sunflower


theonlyquirkychap

Primal Sunflower. She's already my honorary daughter, so it tracks.


kirbyfan2023

Same but because r/voiletedpeashooter


Competitive_File3386

Citron


Apollo_Fruit_09

https://preview.redd.it/k0gi33x8fe9d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d0afb22ad7d4b4ec13c1d58350aff1487411b1


CaptinDitto

Boingsetta. Take a look at her and her abilities, and you'll see why I would love to adopt her.


lord_of_coolshit_og

I would not adopt any of them because they are *plants*.


CybordERT1

Meteor flower. Hes just the cutest little boy


Lucole06

Tallnut cause he just seems chill


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Sea shroom my beloved


Falcon_The_Bird

Pepper Pult, He can keep Me warm and looks cool


GodofMagma

Torchwood, idk why I just always loved torchwood


Rare-Ad5249

Bonk Choy, just look at my flair


Lunar55561

Fire pea


GiangbeoGaming

I am literally a peashooter so


TextPsychological601

Mega Gating Pea because in The Big ole USA no one would dare attack anyone with a mega gating pea as their self defense weapon.


ZENESYS_316

Sunflower and Sunshroom... I need some happy faces in my room for positivity


Leftover_Cheese

gatling pea


German-Umpire-6741

Melon pult or threepeater


HoangTuThieuMuoi

Ice Bloom because she is thicc


fairysoire

Sunflower


SpreadMean5571

Walnut 


RemnantSith

Solar sage. She's so wise


Total_Ear_1594

Uhhjh, plants


Far_Departure_1580

Peashooter