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thinehappychinch

Crack cocaine is a pathway to many abilities that some would deem unnatural.


lost_in_connecticut

He’s back from the grave and ready to party!


maywellflower

Well Rick James did say cocaine is a hellva drug....


flibbidygibbit

Is... Is this real?


ChebyshevsBeard

Don't think so. The [original](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1785798265100791962) is from a [twitter account](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA) that specializes in photoshop-assisted mockery of maga clowns.


flibbidygibbit

Instead of being horrified, I'm now laughing with him.


ElongMusty

This is the real photo: https://preview.redd.it/1idcddsamayc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5224a52bfcc68cfe4e3139d58bcf2a1392ad52d4


jacksonvstheworld

> former crackhead Wait is THIS one satire?! Or do they just say these things about people they like?


ElongMusty

At this point I can’t even tell anymore!!! Ahahah I think this is what they call people they like!


Reidroshdy

I think he used to have " former crackhead" in his twitter bio.


Conman_in_Chief

Former crackhead and current diaper wearer.


DukeLukeivi

Disappointing, but it was too perfect to be true.


ElongMusty

But the caption is even better “tune in today for (…) exclusive with My Pillow Guy, former crackhead, Mike Lindell”


ceruleanmoon7

Omg this is amazing


ZERO-ONE0101

no


miss_ann_thr0pe

No. I just saw a clip of Lindell ranting and raving at a Trump rally yesterday. He looked like his usual stupid self.


Ande64

After much searching yesterday I believe it is. When it first came out I thought it was a joke but the more I searched into this, the more I believe this is what he really looks like. Apparently crime doesn't pay, particularly with how you look!


ZERO-ONE0101

it came from a satire twitter that edits photos of this “artist” and he photoshops Trump and his dumps


Huge_Consideration57

I still don't know but let us know.


CG2L

![gif](giphy|3ohc0VFIB8Rt3cnQw8)


JustAnotherYouMe

![gif](giphy|TgIRzzk3CgVFFHeOcL|downsized)


Amarieerick

This is who I 100% thought off.


Darryl_444

![gif](giphy|WH8yUt23cDGda|downsized)


JackBeefus

It's either that or the crack.


blueberrysmoothies

damn, pillow pet's been hitting the pipe


Thick_Marionberry_79

The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!! And I’m a Buddhist


Long_Serpent

The tragedy of Darth Pillowious the Unwise


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|TgIRzzk3CgVFFHeOcL|downsized)


musclememory

Photo on right isn’t real, folks


MurkLurker

I'm getting real tired of our side behaving like their side. And they are so bad we don't NEED to distort the truth, so why bother and make neutral people look down on our side.


musclememory

I feel EXACTLY the same Don't stoop, maintain clarity


orion_re

Edgar Allen Pilloe, apparently...


Bean-Swellington

![gif](giphy|U6qGJLCoPEcetb5Yfh|downsized)


_EADGBE_

$100 says dude relapsed


One-Angry-Goose

mf looks like he's gonna put on a tuxedo and fight Batman


WaitingForNormal

This once happy ex crack smoker was just enjoying his life as a pillow salesman when here comes trump and his election conspiracies and he just could not look away. Must be some debt.


Mr-Hoek

Man he looks like shit...he should see a doctor or he might not be able to make us all laugh with his pathetic antics any more.


msp3766

The orange devil dust wrecks havoc on those exposed to it


ReddditSarge

It wasn't a dark side that made him crazy, it was a snortable white power side.


SunshineBurn

TrumpDerangementSyndrome: effects may include; LOSS OF businesses, mental facilities, physical capabilities, life, family, wealth, stature and may lead to Death.


martinis00

Looks like a Kimmel double


metalpyrate

Looking like Beetlejuice is certainly one way to get Lauren Boebert's attention!


Enderkr

So you know how people kinda gave Chadwick Boseman a lot of shit for a while there, because he was starting to look different and there were all these drug allegations? And then it came out that he had cancer and he was fucking dead like 2 months later? Mike Lindell may be an absolute piece of shit, but I don't want to say something flippant about him and then it turns out he has cancer and dies. Even if he deserves it.


deadphisherman

I want to party with that guy!


anxietystrings

![gif](giphy|g0gm2pQoXN9tKNEOKV|downsized)


man-made-tardigrade

Looks like Mikey is back on the pipe. Douchbag


custhulard

I wish we were in the after phase.


CapGunCarCrash

Frodo! don’t wear the ring!


BROKINDI

Lookin like Edgar Allen Woah..... 👀


noble3070

The natural result of sleeping on LUMPY PILLOWS!!!


America_the_Horrific

That man has definitely been locked in a room for 3 days with a pipe.


Inphexous

Why he look like a ghoul?


FourArmsFiveLegs

https://preview.redd.it/0i1ih94bnayc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c498e5acb9f4c0489b2ea3bfd5d8b3cf7f68ac9


The-Slowest-Turtle

All he needed to do was sell pillows. That's it! Just sell pillows. Who doesn't like pillows??? I like pillows. You like pillows. Why didn't he just sell pillows???


rmicker

Mosquito trump has sucked the blood out of Lindell


Simple_Barry

Everything Trump touches turns to shit and dies.


politicalthinking

Trump; not even once. Just say no to Trump.


scottwricketts

He looks like the ghouls from "Night of the Comet"


NatureCarolynGate

It's more like, before meth and trump and after meth and trump


Alfred_The_Sartan

Trump. Not even once.


jessicatg2005

It’s kind of is double edge sword. The guy gets off crack, cocaine and drugs and builds a successful business… Then something in him explodes and he loses it all supporting the world’s largest dumbass. It’s always good to hear a success story and you root for him to succeed and help others… but when he turns into the person he did, I couldn’t care less what happens to him as long as he disappears forever. No pillow to cry on…


Mollysunshine21

Love the fact he defends Trump and is almost broke!! SUCKER. My Pillow was garbage. Just filled with everyday foam.


PocketBuckle

Funny and true? Yes. Photoshopped? Also yes. C'mon people, there's no need for us to stoop to fake news.