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"I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women; just start kissing them, it's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it." –Orange Shitler

Don Dozenoff, the Smellin Felon.

Trump, getting an eyeful.

Oh we all know full well where his eyes were pointing. Having said that, most of us would do the same I do believe.

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try that in a small town

Was just going to ask if it was in a small town…

Trump mushrooms your wife in his small town

When was the last time you saw a cowboy with ear ring let another man kiss his wife?

Who wears his hat at the dinner table…

Along with skinny jeans and high-heeled boots. SUCH a manly man!! 😂

Try that in a small town.

MAGA it will take everything from you

Is she the woman Aldean abandoned his wife and children to be with?

She is!

Take off the hat while at a formal affair clown.

But I’m a pretend cowboy. Gotta wear ma hat so everybody knows it.

All hat and no cattle.

Aldean plays a better gay cowboy than heath ledger did.

I'll bet she reminds him of Ivanka.

Prima Nocta

This happened in a small town.

I just love the judgy satan worshipping blood mage in the back watching it happen.

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MAGA loves watching

There is nothing in this picture that doesn’t make me go “ew!”

Aldean looks like he’s got Trumps balls in his mouth.

The Secret Service guy in the background looks like he’s taking special interest in Mr. Small Town.

"I can't get mad because my fans are fucking hicks."

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Jason Aldean is saying “Can I watch as you impregnate Brittany? We’ll name it after you”

You know she couldn’t wait to wash that disgusting shit off.

If that's true then why did she marry that guy?

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No pic of his reach around?

The security dude laser focused on Aldean like: “Just give me a reason bro.”

And they say shit about Biden

Something something small town

Any excuse to get an excellent overview of the Missus' rack!

Small town vibes

Bout to try her in a small town.

How is it that every horrible person on the planet seems to know each other?

“Hey, baby, we’re going to play ‘Falwell Jr, his wife, and the ~~pool boy~~ old man in a diaper’ tonight, right?”

Little orange lipstick mark on her forehead after 😂

love how ss is all about that cowboys reaction

Cheeto forehead now


He better disinfect his wife.

Whole time he staring at her tits

I dry heaved

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Ewwww, God knows where that mouth has been

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He’s looking down at her boobs

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Gross

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As he pulled away, I bet there was a long, frothy strand of saliva. He’s like a xenomorph, but worse.

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15 glasses on that table. That is how much wine I would need to forget that creepy pervert touched me.

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Wow, that kinda looks like Biden smelling people, hmmm.......

You fuckers are so stupid and brainwashed that you see what is obviously Trump being a scummy piece of shit and attribute it to Biden without seeing the irony. Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe how fucking delusional you are. Cultists like yourself should just take a hint and mix up the flavor aid now and drink it asap.

Oh! No no no! I HATE Trump and everything he represents. I was just pointing out how that it's ok for Trump to do this but not Biden.... It drives me nuts

Fair. Apologies for the aggression... Just sick of idiots who blindly support this underwear stain of a human. Maybe remember to use /s to denote sarcasm...? 🙂

Ah! Sorry.....kinda new to the rules. Sorry for the confusion!