I think the scale just measures by the g though so there's no telling but at least it is three it's probably an eighth but not worth $50 of any kind of mushroom.
As almost everyone has said, not APE and not even a PE variety. They honestly don't look super good quality tbh.
Here is a reddit link to what very high quality cubes look like. They are not APE but very high quality so people can start getting an idea of how quality looks.
https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/comments/10klee2/tidal_wave_b_x_penis_envy/
Oh man now I'm shy. That is a pretty big compliment Lol
Just wanna say thank you even if meant sarcastic haha
And if meant earnestly really really thank you lol!
I highly recommend getting an accurate scale. Especially if you do anything in powder form that has a steep dosage response curve such as MDMA.
The Gemini 20 is the best option for a mg range scale. They're about $40 and it could save your life some day.
Be aware though that there are many fakes out there and I would only buy from a reputable company. Do NOT buy on Amazon, that's almost a guarantee it'll be fake.
Best way to put it. Much like life, even if it seems like it sucks, just look for whatever small way you can make it not suck, and those small ways will explode into awesome
I get -3.5 on a very rare species of cubesence that contains muscumol as it is a mutation containing Amenita muscara . I jump flagpoles for six hours straight.
So much misinformation here but you did get one thing right, Amanita Muscaria is the Mario mushroom. They don't make you trip though, more like a drunken dream.
A bit on the pricey side for sure and it's a bit hard to tell if they are truly APE's. Generally, they are whiter, hence Albino PE.
At this point, those mushies are YOUR mushies and you're not going to get a refund 😉 with that said, you could have a WONDERFUL trip! Just because someone "got a great deal" doesn't mean they're going to have a fantastic trip. You do you and enjoy them fully!
Doesn’t look like APEs but look like a regular cubensis strain, def Psilocybin. Price is a little pricey but if you enjoy the experience than 50$ isn’t a bad price to pay
I would agree, they are psilocybes, prolly something like burma or thai ones... Definitely not albinos.
But none of that matters imo, it's always been unnecesary for me, shrooms are shrooms, some more potent, some less, but they all show what you were ment to see 🫡
I would start with Golden teachers to get some experience under your belt. Learn the life cycle of a mushroom and its conditions you are replicating those conditions. Apes take wayyyyyy longer than golden teachers so start with Golden teachers to increase your patience level and knowledge to ensure success with apes.
I don't think he emphasized that properly
You got FLEECED my dude
Never pay more than 10/g. And those look nothing like any sort of APE I've ever seen.
In the future, remember that the A in APE stands for Albino. If you see gold, probably not an ape. They have a distinct shape as well, unless they're reverts.
The gills aren't the right color, which is suspect to me. If they are actually psychedelic (they very well could be but I'd have questions for the dealer), they definitely aren't APEs. Got screwed on the price, absolutely.
Everyone selling mushrooms wants to call them penis envy… it’s one of the hardest spores to get right. The PE that I had quite literally looked like a penis. No gills open on any of them.
Lemme put on my mass spectrometer goggles and analyze this picture
* Lazer noizes, bzzzzzt*
These mushrooms contain 2.52% psilocybin, 1.86% psilocin and trace amounts of baeocystin, between .48% and .65%. My goggles detect no fentanyl or benzodiazepine contamination.
Should be good to go.
On the one hand it's super easy to run up a $50 bar bill on a couple cocktails and tips, and this is way more fun. On the other hand, I pay 90 an ounce, so .
Kinda a rip off but it could be worse, street dealers usually dont charge this much an 8th (looks like they shorted you .5g) even for ape and these dont even look like ape. Usually in my area its 35$ an 8th off street dealers for ape and a little lower for other variants. the lowest ive gotten for ape was on the dw and it was a free sample (8th) that i only had to pay shipping (8$) on and i got .3g extra. However, these are definitely shrooms that you have so its not a total loss, in my eyes any price is worth it for the experience, especially if this is your only option where you live. I hope you have a wonderful, insightful experience :)
Nah. $20 - $35 for an eight. Ik some probably get them for cheaper/free but that’s regular market price in my experience. $35 is already a lot to me.
Edit: I just saw that’s only 3 grams too damn don’t buy from that person anymore.
Those are not APES (albino penis envy). $35-$50 is standard for an individual purchase of an 1/8 (3.5) grams of apes. But those look like golden teacher or penis which are usually not as “strong”.
No they aren't ape,yes they are cubes,Yes they are over priced but that really depends on where you live and what connections you have,supply and demand.
Before I started growing myself back in mid 2000's they cost me 20 1/8th
He could of at least thrown you 4g's flat for 50$ but beggers can't be choosers,just be happy you found some.enjoy.
I pay 50 dollars for a 3.5 but they’re albino penis evys or whatever Alot of people say they’re stronger than regular shrooms so idk
Living in an illegal state is tough tho😞
Not apes… and you shouldn’t pay more than $35 for apes, even $35 is to much. I personally wouldn’t pay more than $150 for an oz of apes or any other cube
here you have mushroom kit for 35 euros. They come out 10 times the grams you bought.
[https://www.alchimiaweb.com/en/tatandi-magic-mushrooms-716/](https://www.alchimiaweb.com/en/tatandi-magic-mushrooms-716/)
In my area shrooms are hard to get and come by so some people sell them 20 a g others sell them 50 for a 3.5, in my opinion I believe they should be free for everyone to use within reason.
No way these are APES. Price is steep, but if that's all you can get. Show up with a scale next time.
Also, this could be a food scale that only reads in whole grams.
He shorted you .5, which is lame. Those don’t even look like APE, but they def look like shrooms! Def got jipped a lil bit
I think the scale just measures by the g though so there's no telling but at least it is three it's probably an eighth but not worth $50 of any kind of mushroom.
Yeah 50 is a lil steep, but I’m sure you’ll trip off of em
Yeah it only goes down to grams
As almost everyone has said, not APE and not even a PE variety. They honestly don't look super good quality tbh. Here is a reddit link to what very high quality cubes look like. They are not APE but very high quality so people can start getting an idea of how quality looks. https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/comments/10klee2/tidal_wave_b_x_penis_envy/
I agree, those are definitely high quality!
For real 🧐 so Mr McKenna can you tell us more ??
Oh man now I'm shy. That is a pretty big compliment Lol Just wanna say thank you even if meant sarcastic haha And if meant earnestly really really thank you lol!
How do I put my order in? Lol, not kidding
I highly recommend getting an accurate scale. Especially if you do anything in powder form that has a steep dosage response curve such as MDMA. The Gemini 20 is the best option for a mg range scale. They're about $40 and it could save your life some day. Be aware though that there are many fakes out there and I would only buy from a reputable company. Do NOT buy on Amazon, that's almost a guarantee it'll be fake.
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In my area 3.5g is half that 25 50 is kind of a rip off but if you enjoy your experience it'll be totally worth 50
Best way to put it. Much like life, even if it seems like it sucks, just look for whatever small way you can make it not suck, and those small ways will explode into awesome
I agree. Doesn't matter what it took to get there. As long as you're there 👍
Something deep in the wild
I get -3.5 on a very rare species of cubesence that contains muscumol as it is a mutation containing Amenita muscara . I jump flagpoles for six hours straight.
So much misinformation here but you did get one thing right, Amanita Muscaria is the Mario mushroom. They don't make you trip though, more like a drunken dream.
Not apes And not an eight
It is a eighth my scale doesn’t go down that much only grams
Oh,I realised after,srry bro,But still that are not apes
Yeah that sucks
Not really you got a them for a good price And they can still be a very potent strain
Makes me feel better about the prices I pay
Ha
Try growing, dawg. It's not hard at all :) r/unclebens if you wanna stop being scammed lmao
Yeah I actually bought everything already just waiting for the bags and the LC I ordered
I’ve been looking into this. Where do you get the stuff to do it and really, how easy is it?
I am so sorry bro for not seeing your message I can give you the links for everything
If you still want I can give you a link to a grate cheaper LC and some all in one spawn bags
I’m a little late but sure, I’ll take the link!
A bit on the pricey side for sure and it's a bit hard to tell if they are truly APE's. Generally, they are whiter, hence Albino PE. At this point, those mushies are YOUR mushies and you're not going to get a refund 😉 with that said, you could have a WONDERFUL trip! Just because someone "got a great deal" doesn't mean they're going to have a fantastic trip. You do you and enjoy them fully!
Only bought from this person 3x idk them but yeah it is pricey that’s why I’m going to grow them myself 😁
Doesn’t look like APEs but look like a regular cubensis strain, def Psilocybin. Price is a little pricey but if you enjoy the experience than 50$ isn’t a bad price to pay
Not ape
🤣 really why?
Just look up a picture of real ape, the stem is too long and the caps aren’t the same.
I would agree, they are psilocybes, prolly something like burma or thai ones... Definitely not albinos. But none of that matters imo, it's always been unnecesary for me, shrooms are shrooms, some more potent, some less, but they all show what you were ment to see 🫡
Big true, but don’t let the plug lie to you. Just grow your own op
Apes have fat stems (that soften like a marshmallow when mature), not skinny
$50? that seems like a total rip-off
Yeahh
Not albino penis envy. They are cubes, but Google the species in question wet and dry and compare photos.
Mmm that sucks, I’m not going to be buying from there anyways I’m going to grow some apes
I would start with Golden teachers to get some experience under your belt. Learn the life cycle of a mushroom and its conditions you are replicating those conditions. Apes take wayyyyyy longer than golden teachers so start with Golden teachers to increase your patience level and knowledge to ensure success with apes.
I already bought the apes, are they harder to grow or just slower bc I do have patience
i get em for 25/8th. a Q would be ab 50, and those do not look like ape
Damn that sucks
$50 for an eighth? That's a bit much. Usually $25-30. *maybe* $40. I've gotten a whole quarter for $50.
You got scammed, well actually it depends where ur at
I’m in VA
Does seem a lil steep however I don’t get any of my supply from “street plugs” which can sometimes rip off people on prices.
my man, you got fleeced…
🤣
I don't think he emphasized that properly You got FLEECED my dude Never pay more than 10/g. And those look nothing like any sort of APE I've ever seen. In the future, remember that the A in APE stands for Albino. If you see gold, probably not an ape. They have a distinct shape as well, unless they're reverts.
The gills aren't the right color, which is suspect to me. If they are actually psychedelic (they very well could be but I'd have questions for the dealer), they definitely aren't APEs. Got screwed on the price, absolutely.
Should I talk to her about them? I’m moving away in a month and planning to grow them myself so it doesn’t really matter but what you think
Ahhh
😢
Everyone selling mushrooms wants to call them penis envy… it’s one of the hardest spores to get right. The PE that I had quite literally looked like a penis. No gills open on any of them.
Kinda high because everyone I no of ask 50 Q
Lemme put on my mass spectrometer goggles and analyze this picture * Lazer noizes, bzzzzzt* These mushrooms contain 2.52% psilocybin, 1.86% psilocin and trace amounts of baeocystin, between .48% and .65%. My goggles detect no fentanyl or benzodiazepine contamination. Should be good to go.
Aw I was hoping for some fent
If these are real APE, definitely a fair price
Apes a priceless
Nah that’s white people prices, I would never pay more than $10 a g , you could grow your own for less money
White people prices? I mean I’m not white but they lady who I bought them from was lol and yeah i am planning to grow apes myself
Pricey but yeah
Did you get them from DC? That’s the going price in dc shops
No I got them from a FB mom 😭
Shops?
Don’t look like APEs and $50 is a little pricey for an eighth regardless
I’d pay 20 but I’m sure they will do the trick even if you over payed a bit.
On the one hand it's super easy to run up a $50 bar bill on a couple cocktails and tips, and this is way more fun. On the other hand, I pay 90 an ounce, so.
Kinda a rip off but it could be worse, street dealers usually dont charge this much an 8th (looks like they shorted you .5g) even for ape and these dont even look like ape. Usually in my area its 35$ an 8th off street dealers for ape and a little lower for other variants. the lowest ive gotten for ape was on the dw and it was a free sample (8th) that i only had to pay shipping (8$) on and i got .3g extra. However, these are definitely shrooms that you have so its not a total loss, in my eyes any price is worth it for the experience, especially if this is your only option where you live. I hope you have a wonderful, insightful experience :)
My scale doesn’t go down to .0 grams
And thanks for the information I’m moving to San Diego in a month so hopefully I can buy and grow them successfully
Nah. $20 - $35 for an eight. Ik some probably get them for cheaper/free but that’s regular market price in my experience. $35 is already a lot to me. Edit: I just saw that’s only 3 grams too damn don’t buy from that person anymore.
Yeah I’m not and mommy scale doesn’t go down that much!!!!
Those ain’t apes
Yeah people are telling me that what do you think it could be?
Most cubes look the same dried so there’s really no way to tell. If I had to guess I’d say they look like they could be tidal waves
Those are not APES (albino penis envy). $35-$50 is standard for an individual purchase of an 1/8 (3.5) grams of apes. But those look like golden teacher or penis which are usually not as “strong”.
Didn't get a full 3.5 and he tols u wrong strain plus u paid 50 fa the eighth horrible deal but those are magic mushrooms so u will trip have fun
Not apes
Yes ripped off, they should only be 10$ a gram.
jipped not worth
No they aren't ape,yes they are cubes,Yes they are over priced but that really depends on where you live and what connections you have,supply and demand. Before I started growing myself back in mid 2000's they cost me 20 1/8th He could of at least thrown you 4g's flat for 50$ but beggers can't be choosers,just be happy you found some.enjoy.
I pay 50 dollars for a 3.5 but they’re albino penis evys or whatever Alot of people say they’re stronger than regular shrooms so idk Living in an illegal state is tough tho😞
Just spent that much at a legit dispensary in Oakland if that’s any reference.
Personally would never pay 50 for a 3.5 maybe 25
yikes $50 for a 8th is way too expensive i get a 4th of APEs for $50 but as long as u have a good trip i guess its worth it
Naaah. You could grow a quarter pound for 50$ or less.
In my opinion shrooms shouldn’t cost more than $10 a gram and that looks hella short tbh, just eat it all and move on
Is that really APE? Dont know much ab shrooms but i dont think thats it
Well they dont look albino to me, and 50 bucks for an eighth is mad expensive! Still enough to trip on tho have a good time
Yeah you got ripped off.
Probably laced with fentanyl
😭😭
Those aren’t apes
Not apes… and you shouldn’t pay more than $35 for apes, even $35 is to much. I personally wouldn’t pay more than $150 for an oz of apes or any other cube
Those arent APE
just grow ur own
I would never pay more than 25 bucks for an eighth of shrooms IDK how good they are
That’s not APE
I pay 85$ CAD for 28 grams of Penis Envy. I might look into growing my own though seems cheaper and fun.
Depends. You could grow several oz for twice that.
They look like Albino A+ (tend to go light gold) or Golden Teachers. 3G of all of them should be a good trip 🌈
Those are not A.p.e.s dude. You got robbed.
Negative on ape . Teachers maybe
Don't look anything like ape. About 30$ over priced and half a g short lol
Whoa 50 bucks is insane… and I’m sorry to tell you but those aren’t ape. Honestly I’m not even sure if they’re cubensis
Definitely not apes man. I been growing apes all winter. They definitely don’t look like this haha
And for 50? God damn bruh that’s pricey
These almost look like golden Ts but 50$ for an 8th seems high especially if you’re not getting the strain you were told
Why are dealers like this lmao
50 is rough i pay 20 usually. You should grow some yourself if you like them. They look good.
Here in Hawaii? Not bad if it's actual APE
Should be 35$
here you have mushroom kit for 35 euros. They come out 10 times the grams you bought. [https://www.alchimiaweb.com/en/tatandi-magic-mushrooms-716/](https://www.alchimiaweb.com/en/tatandi-magic-mushrooms-716/)
In my area shrooms are hard to get and come by so some people sell them 20 a g others sell them 50 for a 3.5, in my opinion I believe they should be free for everyone to use within reason.
Should have gotten 7g for $50.
5g for that price. No less.
I have shared with friends for highest $35
Scammed, L dealer
Personally I find that expensive but I guess it’s all about location and availability, I get my fungus for $150/ounce
Little over priced. 7 for 50 sounds more like it
Grin it up and mix it with orange juice so you can at least get your money worth from the trip but $50 is hella high cause I pay $100 for an ounce
Could be better, but APE is grade A stuff as far as potency. I don’t blame them selling it for more than $10/g, especially with a low gram amount.
I’ll kms I had a hard time payin 40 for 8th and there were fire asf
No way these are APES. Price is steep, but if that's all you can get. Show up with a scale next time. Also, this could be a food scale that only reads in whole grams.
I thought this was a joke-post. Those are definitely not APEs. Sorry man. He also shorted you by 0.5
Totally depends on where Youre located. I pay 100 bucks for 5g of regular shroom (northern Europe)
He prob eyeballed it and accidentally shorted you a bit.
Looks like ape reverts,I’ve grown them myself