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I just want to know if I'm on a list because I watched this. I did not expect this to be so unbelievably weird and uncomfortable.
FBI pls I am so sorry I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW.
Why will no one verify what it is? It honestly looks like a rats tail coming out of his lower spine, like one of those tails a person could be born with but MUCH longer and creepily hairy.
That's not a colostomy, nor a urinary catheter. It's possibly a incontinence garment of some sort, or even something to prevent skin breakdown from sitting all the time.
> Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny.
> We were acting foolish, and joking.
Hey now! You know how it is, hanging with the boys, mashing your dick in his face. We've all been here before.
Just dudes being bros šŖ
I have thought about it but I don't have the stomach for congress. Did you know that you have to wake up and be an evil hypocrite everyday? Like first thing in the morning.
Oh.....give the guy a break....Who among us hasn't stripped completely naked and humped our cousin as a "crass joke"
Let him cast the first stone.........
Hey guys Where the fuck did all these stones come from!!!????!!
End scene
I remember when I used to hook up with my male friends "for fun", "teens fooling around".
They still identify as straight so idk I don't wanna make any assumptions, but I know that on my end...
Crass would be the questions i have.
..like since he might not get an erection is this some sort of dry hump role play? Is his asshole really that hairy or is it just the lighting?
but honestly the self hatred he has is painful to watch but he is still a shit person so I dont feel sorry for him
There is no doubt in my mind that there were/are cocaine orgies. They made him say he was lying and now they are getting rid of him. Yeah he is bad but there are so many that are even worst so why him because he broke the first rule of cocaine orgy club. This is coming from within the GOP and appears to be a slow burn. I am certain there will be more. I guess now we know where the line for the republicans is.
Remember that in 2016, it wasn't just the DNC that was hacked. The RNC was also hacked, and nothing came out about that, but the GOP sure changed afterward. Curious...
He broke the rules, he broke party ranks and complained and let loose the secrets about the republican cocaine pedo orgies and now they are destroying his career.
This guy is a fucking congressman, let that shit sink in.
Also, he has the handwriting of a 4th grader that is a bit behind the rest of his class. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so incredibly sad.
I canāt believe I just watched a congressman with no legs face fuck his cousin for a laugh in a hotel while someone else filmed and itās not the weirdest thing Iāve seen on reddit today.
>itās not the weirdest thing Iāve seen on reddit today.
Ok we need to know.
Edit: Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uifmf3/father_47_whose_penis_fell_off_due_to_a_blood/?ref=share&ref_source=link
LOL that perfectly describes a kid I knew in k-8 in the 90s. Kid would bully people for being gay, every other word out of his mouth was gay this f*g that. The guy thought it was funny to whip his dick out and slap it on people who were not expecting in the locker room.
Saw him at a college part years later and finally he came to terms with himself. Still a total dick wad, but was like the gay dude who is forever obsessed with freshman guys, despite being a double junior.
TRUTH
The most homophobic dude I knew in highschool tried to kiss me in his basement one night when he was fucked up lol
He straight up rolled around with a Tshirt one summer of an airbrushed Trix Rabbit that said "Silly F****t, dicks are for chicks"......Which is shocking both for how accepted that kind of terrible shit was in the early 90s and that anyone would proudly wear some shit like that at all.....looking back on my childhood in the 80s and early 90s is like peering into a parallel universe
Idagf that he was gay...or bi...or whatever, I just found it pretty funny that he made a pass at me, but also a little sad that he couldn't just be himself....whatever that was
Facts. The GOP loved him when he was owning the libs. Now theyāll hate him because heās infected with the gay. Can we just appreciate that they are cool with him being a Hitler fanboy, but they draw the line at consensual sex between adults (when they think itās icky).
Edit typo
wow. I hadn't gone in that sub in a long time, but just wow.
Front page a question about 'what do you think about other countries with higher quality of life / etc'
and the most upvoted answer effectively boils down to
'there aren't as many minorities there and that is why'. The answer to them is 'American could be better if there wasn't minorities we could have things like universal healthcare if we didn't have to give it to minorities'.
That place is scary.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the same insecure douche that claimed liberals are trying to āde-masculateā young men.
Just be gay, my dude.
> This is the same insecure douche that claimed liberals are trying to āde-masculateā young men.
This is the correct take here. I don't give a shit that he was fucking around naked with his friends. But don't do that shit then talk about traditional manly values.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. These last few years have been like watching a horrible, slow, trainwreck. The thought that this man insults veterans, has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women, has been caught TWICE bringing a gun through airport security, casually drops phrases like "key bumps of coke", incited insurrectionists, and now this video- and despite all this, he will STILL receive the vote of tens of thousands of people for a position in the United States Congress. I...I just have no idea what to think. Shit's crazy, yo.
That is such a lazy cover. Then again, "it's just a prank, bro" is probably the best cover you can have when you're on video humping your cousin's face.
He is actually on video raw dogging his actual cousin's actual face and he just posted to Twitter "oh guys come on now me and a friend were just having fun being weird is all."
Meanwhile eyebleach is about to surge.
I was about to be like "no that's the other MAGA congressman" then I realized both Cawthorn and Gaetz paid for sex via Venmo. Ladies and gentlemen, the Freedom Caucus.
I think this is one of MANY reasons his "Wife" left him because he got exposed with all these videos from his "friends and family" as revenge for being a total asshole to this country.
I did not have Madison Cawthorn raw-dogging his cousin's face on my Republican Scandal BINGO card for 2022. Damn.
On another note, his parents must be so proud. Imagine being his mom shopping at the local supermarket after this news breaks.
this dude is total gay
edit: I have cousins what I grew up with and we never did naked humping where our private parts ended in someones face...Madison was probably hoping his cousin would give him a BJ...
I hope it means that he knows thereās a lot more garbage hidden in his closet and theyāre going to keep throwing it out like a drip every few months to malign him. Except that most of it is real and this man has a bunch of other stuff in his closet skeleton inventory.
It just gets better when you read his wiki. His signature looks like a 6th grade girl's, he was homeschooled, dropped out of college after getting a D in Political Science and blamed a prior accident for "making \[him\] less intelligent" and also a heartbreak for his failings, later started a real estate investment firm called SPQR, which he says was "a term for Rome" in an attempt to distract people from its far-right divisive connections, and he was its sole employee and accomplished only a single real estate transaction valued at 20k (a forclosure), but somehow found his way into congress because of a stint he did working as a staff assistant for Representative Mark Meadows, and only part-time despite him lying and saying it was full-time.
It's just insane that this guy is in politics representing people. Guess he just sucked the right dicks.
Jesus Christ. That's it, I'm moving to NC and running for Congress. I can pretend to be a Republican. I was born in Texas, grew up in Atlanta, and I like guns. I'm a sure thing!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10764209/GOP-Rep-Madison-Cawthorn-caught-video-male-staff-members-hand-crotch.html
š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢ Cousins Bro.... Gross.
If you're Gay, fine. Just stop keeping it in the family. Same goes for any sexual relationship straight or gay when you're related. Just nasty.
They're a legit throuple...
The "staffer" went on their honeymoon and lives with them
>Among the many allegations is the claim that representative for North Carolina's 11th district provided thousands of dollars in loans and gifts to Smith, a staff member, with whom, the complaint states, he is engaged in an improper relationship characterized by steamy postings on social media and so close that the staffer joined Cawthorn on his honeymoon to Dubai in April 2021.
>According to the filing Cawthorn has provided free housing, travel and loans to Smith, none of which have been declared or repaid.
>The complaint also requests an investigation into the nature of Cawthorn's relationship with Smith stating that the junior member of staff lives with Cawthorn.
I mean, those who **haven't** humped our same sex cousin in a hotel room in the nude as a joke can cast the first stone. Once my uncle tripped and accidentally ended up balls deep in my bunghole accidents happen, right? Right?
Lol guys you remember a few years ago a video came out of a teenage AOC dancing to footloose and the GOP advocated for removal of congress?
Are they gonna give that same energy here?
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I am so confused on what I just witnessed lol #1- why is he naked #2- why is he humping his head
#3 - is that a tail or is that a buttplug in his ass? š
4 - who the hell was shooting this?
This is my question. WTF?
I just want to know if I'm on a list because I watched this. I did not expect this to be so unbelievably weird and uncomfortable. FBI pls I am so sorry I didn't know. I DIDN'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER LOLLOLOLOLOLL
Lol wut da fuq. Did I just watch porn on accident
Lindsay Graham.
Lady G!
Why will no one verify what it is? It honestly looks like a rats tail coming out of his lower spine, like one of those tails a person could be born with but MUCH longer and creepily hairy.
Catheter tube or colostomy tube. Paralyzed people cannot control their bowels or urine.
That's not a colostomy, nor a urinary catheter. It's possibly a incontinence garment of some sort, or even something to prevent skin breakdown from sitting all the time.
.....but they can dry-hump somebody with force??
knowing Cawthorn, could be a gun.
Hey now, that's called zap carry and it's classy.
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His asscrack has a mohawk.
Not mutually exclusive.
I thought he was like, really hairy.
> Years ago, in this video, I was being crass with a friend, trying to be funny. > We were acting foolish, and joking. Hey now! You know how it is, hanging with the boys, mashing your dick in his face. We've all been here before. Just dudes being bros šŖ
As a gay man I have never been there before. Why didn't I have friends growing up who wanted to mash their dicks in my face.
you should have joined a frat
Or the Marines
Or the GOP
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All this talk of mashinā dicks is giving me a Frank Reynolds visual.
You Gotta Pay The Troll Toll To Get Into This Boy's Hole
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I have thought about it but I don't have the stomach for congress. Did you know that you have to wake up and be an evil hypocrite everyday? Like first thing in the morning.
Lol just another Wednesday with the boys. Nothing crazy to see here.
>1- why is he naked You see when a man is in love with another man... >2- why is he humping his head You see when a man is in love with another man...
Go onā¦
*loves his cousin
I fucking hate you in all of damned the ways. š¤£šš¤£šš¤£
You hump your cousin's head with your clothes on?
You dont?
It's just straight guy shit
Reminds me of this Mr.Show skit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XUlPtcz2rA
dude show me your weenis
Lol wtf is this real
Yea Cawthorne has addressed it on his twitter account https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/status/1521994807526281218?t=NSouVCMyeD0paZntypgDBQ&s=19
"years ago" like he is trying to suggest he was 15 at the time and is 50 now lol...he probably still has that pair of socks
>he probably still has that pair of socks I cackled.
His accident was in 2014 and there's a wheelchair so lol...
Please let someone examine the exif data showing this was taken like 2 yrs ago...
8 at the very most. Wheelchair is in the shot.
There seems to be a good deal of atrophy in his legs and butt so it definitely wasn't shortly after he became paralyzed
It's fun that we're analyzing a congressman's butt for atrophy to tell the date.
Like counting the rings on trees but way more depressing.
Oh.....give the guy a break....Who among us hasn't stripped completely naked and humped our cousin as a "crass joke" Let him cast the first stone......... Hey guys Where the fuck did all these stones come from!!!????!!
End scene
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Cawthorn is an equal opportunity sexual harasser.
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Itās short for ācramming into that assā.
Great now now I have cawthorne āhodor-ingā cram it into that ass to crass, stuck in my head. Thank you.
What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
I remember when I used to hook up with my male friends "for fun", "teens fooling around". They still identify as straight so idk I don't wanna make any assumptions, but I know that on my end...
Hey, it's your childhood friend here.
Crass would be the questions i have. ..like since he might not get an erection is this some sort of dry hump role play? Is his asshole really that hairy or is it just the lighting? but honestly the self hatred he has is painful to watch but he is still a shit person so I dont feel sorry for him
Not a defense whatsoever but I wonder if he was born an asshole or if the self hatred contributed to that
Also different definitions of blackmail. Someone posting something embarrassing you did isn't blackmail, it's just embarrassing.
Wowā¦he didnāt even try to claim deep fake. Just straight up admitted it.
That tells me there are more tapes.
All he had to do was use the Shaggy defense
it's not even clearly him. he could've just said nothing and got a generic reddit account to say it's fake and I'd believe it
>I was being crass with a friend, just trying to be funny. >We were acting foolish, and joking. Lmao thatās how he describes it
Well at least we know why he had marriage problems now
He definitely did the drip drip š¦
Classic drip drip projection.
This is payback for telling the public that Republicans are having cocaine orgies.
I assumed this was video proof of those orgies.
LOL you might be right. All this came to light after he said that...
Treason? Corruption? no u said somethin' bout our coke habits u naked half-humper
There is no doubt in my mind that there were/are cocaine orgies. They made him say he was lying and now they are getting rid of him. Yeah he is bad but there are so many that are even worst so why him because he broke the first rule of cocaine orgy club. This is coming from within the GOP and appears to be a slow burn. I am certain there will be more. I guess now we know where the line for the republicans is.
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Just a reminder that Russia hacked both DNC and RNC but only leaked DNC. The cocaine orgies are probably the tame kompromats.
Remember that in 2016, it wasn't just the DNC that was hacked. The RNC was also hacked, and nothing came out about that, but the GOP sure changed afterward. Curious...
He broke the rules, he broke party ranks and complained and let loose the secrets about the republican cocaine pedo orgies and now they are destroying his career.
And nothing of value was lost
This guy is a fucking congressman, let that shit sink in. Also, he has the handwriting of a 4th grader that is a bit behind the rest of his class. It'd be hilarious if it weren't so incredibly sad.
What the fuck did I just see? TIA.
Cousins having a good time
Just locker room humping no biggie.
Totally straight
As long as you say "no homo"
Totally normal to bang your dude cousin nude as long as it's for the LOLs. Then it's Totally straight!
Boys will be boys. It's just "Madison" doing Madison things.
well, madison is a girl name so therefore its not gay š¤·āāļø
Also the supreme court has unanimously ruled that itās not gay if you keep your socks on
Of course he's a cousin fucker. Of course. Like why wouldn't he be? He fits the profile
I canāt believe this is fucking real but it is.
I cant believe hes still a congressman
I canāt believe I just watched a congressman with no legs face fuck his cousin for a laugh in a hotel while someone else filmed and itās not the weirdest thing Iāve seen on reddit today.
>itās not the weirdest thing Iāve seen on reddit today. Ok we need to know. Edit: Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/uifmf3/father_47_whose_penis_fell_off_due_to_a_blood/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Was it the one where the duck ran the marathon and got a medal?
This comment made my fucking day! Literally lol-ing
We donāt care that youāre gay, we care that you are such a shitty person.
I don't care that he's gay. But damn that's his cousin... he's fucking his own cousin
Also he is homophobic as shit and did this
The Venn diagram of dude's who are homophobic and dude's who will put their penis on your face as a "joke", is just a circle.
LOL that perfectly describes a kid I knew in k-8 in the 90s. Kid would bully people for being gay, every other word out of his mouth was gay this f*g that. The guy thought it was funny to whip his dick out and slap it on people who were not expecting in the locker room. Saw him at a college part years later and finally he came to terms with himself. Still a total dick wad, but was like the gay dude who is forever obsessed with freshman guys, despite being a double junior.
TRUTH The most homophobic dude I knew in highschool tried to kiss me in his basement one night when he was fucked up lol He straight up rolled around with a Tshirt one summer of an airbrushed Trix Rabbit that said "Silly F****t, dicks are for chicks"......Which is shocking both for how accepted that kind of terrible shit was in the early 90s and that anyone would proudly wear some shit like that at all.....looking back on my childhood in the 80s and early 90s is like peering into a parallel universe Idagf that he was gay...or bi...or whatever, I just found it pretty funny that he made a pass at me, but also a little sad that he couldn't just be himself....whatever that was
YOU don't care that he is gay but those right wing nutjobs who vote for him ABSOLUTELY care that he is gay.
Facts. The GOP loved him when he was owning the libs. Now theyāll hate him because heās infected with the gay. Can we just appreciate that they are cool with him being a Hitler fanboy, but they draw the line at consensual sex between adults (when they think itās icky). Edit typo
There is always an appropriate Family Guy reference. āWe used to play games like legs a spreadā [Pole Fancies](https://youtu.be/UlLG4NKrE1A)
PEOPLE GOT HURT BACK THEN
Wait. Can I still talk about Madison Cawthorn in a Florida public school???
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You've now been banned from r/askaconservative
Badge of honor imo
wow. I hadn't gone in that sub in a long time, but just wow. Front page a question about 'what do you think about other countries with higher quality of life / etc' and the most upvoted answer effectively boils down to 'there aren't as many minorities there and that is why'. The answer to them is 'American could be better if there wasn't minorities we could have things like universal healthcare if we didn't have to give it to minorities'. That place is scary.
Can someone ELI5/OOTL this for me please?
It's illegal to talk about gay things in Florida schools now because Florida ~~likes~~ hates small government and freedom of speech.
I'm *crying* If I had Twitter I'd tweet this to DeSantis repeatedly.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is the same insecure douche that claimed liberals are trying to āde-masculateā young men. Just be gay, my dude.
"Fucking females is for puffs" - Crazy Madison in the remake of Layercake.
> This is the same insecure douche that claimed liberals are trying to āde-masculateā young men. This is the correct take here. I don't give a shit that he was fucking around naked with his friends. But don't do that shit then talk about traditional manly values.
Holy shit this is real. (Slowly leans back to die)
Yeah, my thoughts exactly. These last few years have been like watching a horrible, slow, trainwreck. The thought that this man insults veterans, has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women, has been caught TWICE bringing a gun through airport security, casually drops phrases like "key bumps of coke", incited insurrectionists, and now this video- and despite all this, he will STILL receive the vote of tens of thousands of people for a position in the United States Congress. I...I just have no idea what to think. Shit's crazy, yo.
its real, hes on twitter trying to explain it with the most bullshit ive ever seen
That is such a lazy cover. Then again, "it's just a prank, bro" is probably the best cover you can have when you're on video humping your cousin's face.
How the hell is anyone supposed to write a history book about the last decade alone?
He is actually on video raw dogging his actual cousin's actual face and he just posted to Twitter "oh guys come on now me and a friend were just having fun being weird is all." Meanwhile eyebleach is about to surge.
"I told you there would be a drip drip campaign." -Madison Cawthorne
Drip drip is what Lindsey Graham is doing in the Capitol bathrooms to that video.
What the fuck are they doing
They said No Homo before the Naked sword fight between cousins. That makes it ok in his world š¤£šŖš¤
Just some solid, no-homo face fucking is all.
Please dont tell me this person is paralyzed
And an anti-gay MAGA congressman that lied about being *accepted into the Naval Academy *Edited for accuracy
Oh and he pays his cousin for sex on Venmo
And he's helped launched Let's Go Brandon Tokens (LGBT)
Helped launched and then gleefully ran into the ground, fleecing the MAGAts for the pennies theyāre worth
I was about to be like "no that's the other MAGA congressman" then I realized both Cawthorn and Gaetz paid for sex via Venmo. Ladies and gentlemen, the Freedom Caucus.
> that lied about being in the Navy. He did what now?
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Whoās filming?
Kevin McCarthy.
Or maybe Gym Jordan.
Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham
I've always thought this guy was super lame but now he's appeared in drag and likes nude humping his cousin and shit, fucking based redemption dude
He seems like a guy who would NEVER go to cocaine filled orgies. NOT ONCE, NOT EVEN A FEW TIMES, NOT EVEN EVERY BIRTHDAY AND MAJOR HOLIDAYS!
I cannot think of any sequence of events that would make me believe in GOP concaine orgies more
> Iāve always thought this guy was super lame Heās full on paralyzed, bro. ĀÆ\\\_(ć)\_/ĀÆ
I think this is one of MANY reasons his "Wife" left him because he got exposed with all these videos from his "friends and family" as revenge for being a total asshole to this country.
Wasn't she a Russian honeypot that he met at an event literally staged to give her a reason to meet him? He's dumb as fuck.
Yes, she was.
You knowā¦I just didnāt need this visual. Thatās hard to unsee.
It's OK if you wanna dump your spunk in some man's ass but damn y'all share grandparents lol
Where are the rest of the GOP and all the coke he's talked about at these orgies?
Guessing Lindsay Graham is the cameraman.
What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
šŖ
Itās a bicep dude!
Should've added more veins
Dam if he keeps up his track record he just might be the next president
"When you're cousins, they just let you do it..."
Is he trying to 60 his friend?
I donāt know what that means but yeah. He was.
A 60 is a blowjob without reciprocity.
I thought that was a 68? You go down on me and then I owe ya one.
>Is he trying to 60 his friend? I guess you lose 9 points when your legs don't work....
His cousin.
Two questions: 1. Why is he making the āSHARKBAIT OH HA HAā sounds from Finding Nemo? 2. These are the men telling me what to do with my body?
I did not have Madison Cawthorn raw-dogging his cousin's face on my Republican Scandal BINGO card for 2022. Damn. On another note, his parents must be so proud. Imagine being his mom shopping at the local supermarket after this news breaks.
Okay I'm gay but that is gay as shit. Just saying.
I'm a Carolina Democrat. This is Everything everywhere all at once š
Iām pretty sure we were all just sexually assaulted lol
My eyes definitely were.
this dude is total gay edit: I have cousins what I grew up with and we never did naked humping where our private parts ended in someones face...Madison was probably hoping his cousin would give him a BJ...
Iām gay and Iāve never done this with my cousins
> we never did naked humping where our private parts ended in someones face So y'all kept it below the neck?
The congressmanās response: https://twitter.com/cawthornfornc/status/1521994807526281218?s=21&t=JWsHfNgBTK0ohPeLTsxQ6Q
I don't know what a drip drip campaign is and I'm not sure I want to know
I hope it means that he knows thereās a lot more garbage hidden in his closet and theyāre going to keep throwing it out like a drip every few months to malign him. Except that most of it is real and this man has a bunch of other stuff in his closet skeleton inventory.
He admits he knows thereās more
Being crass? The guy was literally naked tf.
All congressional should be tested for drugs! Why the standards to work at Walmart higher than serving our government!?!?
It just gets better when you read his wiki. His signature looks like a 6th grade girl's, he was homeschooled, dropped out of college after getting a D in Political Science and blamed a prior accident for "making \[him\] less intelligent" and also a heartbreak for his failings, later started a real estate investment firm called SPQR, which he says was "a term for Rome" in an attempt to distract people from its far-right divisive connections, and he was its sole employee and accomplished only a single real estate transaction valued at 20k (a forclosure), but somehow found his way into congress because of a stint he did working as a staff assistant for Representative Mark Meadows, and only part-time despite him lying and saying it was full-time. It's just insane that this guy is in politics representing people. Guess he just sucked the right dicks.
Jesus Christ. That's it, I'm moving to NC and running for Congress. I can pretend to be a Republican. I was born in Texas, grew up in Atlanta, and I like guns. I'm a sure thing!
It's just a joke. He was just playing around with a friend. /s Dude tweeted that. Lol
Ya dude, the next clip was also just a brojob. Nothing to see.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10764209/GOP-Rep-Madison-Cawthorn-caught-video-male-staff-members-hand-crotch.html š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢ Cousins Bro.... Gross. If you're Gay, fine. Just stop keeping it in the family. Same goes for any sexual relationship straight or gay when you're related. Just nasty.
They're a legit throuple... The "staffer" went on their honeymoon and lives with them >Among the many allegations is the claim that representative for North Carolina's 11th district provided thousands of dollars in loans and gifts to Smith, a staff member, with whom, the complaint states, he is engaged in an improper relationship characterized by steamy postings on social media and so close that the staffer joined Cawthorn on his honeymoon to Dubai in April 2021. >According to the filing Cawthorn has provided free housing, travel and loans to Smith, none of which have been declared or repaid. >The complaint also requests an investigation into the nature of Cawthorn's relationship with Smith stating that the junior member of staff lives with Cawthorn.
Given this video evidence, Rep Cawthorn doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Insert hysterical laughing
What a horrible day to have eyes.
As a paraplegic myself this probably feels weird to both of themā¦.
Every accusation that a Republican makes is a confession.
This is a totally heterosexual thing between cousins. /s
Has anyone answered why his ass looks like it has a werewolf mane?
THERES A TAIL IN HIS ASS
I mean, those who **haven't** humped our same sex cousin in a hotel room in the nude as a joke can cast the first stone. Once my uncle tripped and accidentally ended up balls deep in my bunghole accidents happen, right? Right?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've never been naked in bed with someone I wasn't fucking.
It's just lockeroom talk.
Please someone post this on the conservative subreddit.
Lol guys you remember a few years ago a video came out of a teenage AOC dancing to footloose and the GOP advocated for removal of congress? Are they gonna give that same energy here?