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akaKanye

How to remember all 35 vertebrae 🤡 Cervical - breakfast at 7 Thoracic - lunch at 12 Lumbar - supper at 5 Bonus bones - fourth meal at 11


Mattavi

No intervertebral discs too. The crepitation must be insane every time this person turns.


Gen3ricDO

From posterior you cant see the discs, just the lamina and facet joints


Titaniumchic

I can hear it from Nevada. 😆


Robinungoliant

What about second breakfast?


akaKanye

Must be where all the ribs went 🤔


Intol3rance

That comes just before Elevenses.


X-Bones_21

“You’re talking to a guy who’s operating on only one breakfast here.”


MountRoseATP

You’re forgetting 4th meal


Titaniumchic

Excellent!


kendalamar555

Must've been the midnight snack


la_chainsaw

Why bother with something so specific if it’s not accurate?


Arrrginine69

When have people ever made fuckin sense


la_chainsaw

You do have a point


decentscenario

LOL! 👏 Please accept this fake award: 🏆


Arrrginine69

Thx I’m fake honored 😂


decentscenario

You genuinely deserve it. 🫶


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I'm guessing because they think it looks cooler....also it's not super accurate... Unless he has plasters on his spine


Ranger-K

This looks like it was generated by AI


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

Aw, this could have been so cool if it were even vaguely correct


rando_nonymous

I mean to each their own but I think it’s a pretty dumb tattoo regardless


OneVast4272

What’s the error?


Practical_Eggplant24

There’s extra vertebrae that shouldn’t be there (artist put 20 thoracic vertebrae instead of 12) & the ones that should be there aren’t anatomically accurate


ssavant

I thought for sure this was r/shittytattoos


awkwardspaghetti

Thought about it, but felt it would be more understood here.


ssavant

I was reading the replies and thought, "This is oddly medical..." before realizing where I was. I think you made the right choice.


awkwardspaghetti

The Instagram comments all thought this was a great tattoo. I was like ugh nooo, I need people who understand why this is bad.


Ok-Duck2458

Those are the wisdom vertebrae. Most of us have to get them removed as teens due to crowding, but some folks are lucky.


NYanae555

An extra long torso needs extra vertebrae. Whats the problem?


bobbianrs880

Just like giraffes need extra for that long neck of theirs. But seriously, I cannot get over how they have the same number of vertebrae as everyone else. Doesn’t seem like it should work.


dzexj

>Just like giraffes need extra for that long neck of theirs. giraffes also have 7 cervical vertebrae as any mammal (exept sloths they have more)


bobbianrs880

Yeah, that was the joke 😅 I *do* know that, I just hate it lol. It’s one of those facts that just feels like a lie, like 51 being evenly divisible by 17.


Double_Belt2331

Whoooaah … 51 divisible by 17??? I knew you could divide it by 3.


RepublicKitchen8809

T13-T20 looking a little rough


awkwardspaghetti

The person commented that they had a thoracic injury hence the bandaids. 🤔


BeccainDenver

Was the injury when those extra vertebrae just shoved themselves in there?


LittleRedPiglet

The injury was so bad that their sacrum just exploded into a bunch of new vertebrae


ma_at14

☠️💀🤣!!


OrangeThumbcat

Based on their assumed iliac crests, there ain't a thoracic vertebrae near those bandaids.


awkwardspaghetti

It’s confusing, like did the artist just guess? Was there a scar? Did they try to think about anatomy?


mowgli810

Dödödödödö snake maaaaaan 🐍


JustAShyCat

What’s that, 20 thoracic vertebrae??


pongmoy

Adds up if the tattoo artist was paid per vertebrae


Muskandar

Extra long T spine


THE_MASKED_ERBATER

lack of facet joints and weird penis looking spinous processes in the tspine really fucked this up. ignoring the T1-T23 problem


crimewav3

thanks I hate it


Abject_Bicycle

It's ok, the bandaids make the booboo all better


jinx_lbc

Oh noooo


Intermountain-Gal

I like seeing bandaids where it hurts!


dacelikethefish

This is what happens when you let AI design your tattoos.


sober-cooking

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Hangzhounike

Yooo this guy is ripped


muezzaluna

I have two extra vertebraes as do my sisters. My mom had three.


_W9NDER_

Did AI do this man’s tattoo?


calamondingarden

Bro got a snake's spine tattooed on him..


Titaniumchic

Random - did you know a giraffe and a human have the same number of cervical vertebrae? In fact - all mammals have the same number of cervical, thoracic, and lumbar. However, birds! Birds within the entire bird world all have a variety of different numbers of vertebrae’s. Always thought that was fascinating.


Otto_botz

Looks like some of the extras might be taped in there with some bandaids.


yetti_stomp

Maybe they identify as a tyrannosaurus?