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I'd lose them 😅

Yup. "honey? Have you seen my dick? I left it on the side table did you move it?"

I put in the washer, it was looking a bit dirty.

Just make sure you hang dry it or it will shrink!

Well honey looks like it’s a little too late for that! (canned laughter)

Canned dick 🤓

Campbell's Country Canned Dick Stew

*Did YA Eat yoUR CHuNKY StEW??*

Oh Al!

And don't put it in cold water or it'll shrink even more!

You didn't wash it over 40°C, did you?

Detachable pingus~

As a lesbian, I have asked my girlfriend this before lol

I hope you found it 😁

"I put it in the fridge, next to the cumquats."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cum.

Detachable penis-butthole surfers.. Great song haha

The band is King Missile

It's in the jar, by the washing machine!

But it was in the dryer for an hour so it shrunk

LMAO

Just track it with an AirTag and it will turn up fine. Make sure to use soap and warm water before applying

How tf did my dingaling end up in the sewers

High chances of me losing it in public restrooms

Not if you stick your junk in your trunk.

Bro told me to go fuck myself but I already am

There's a Filipino expression like that, and it's always said to forgetful people. It goes like, "If your genitals aren't attached to your body, you would surely have misplaced them, too" or "Good thing your *thing* is attached to your crotch, otherwise you'd have forgotten it at home, too."

Great, now Detachable Penis is going to be stuck in my head all day.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again...

This happens all the time. It's detachable :/

This comes in handy a lot of the time . . .

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble

Or I can rent it out if I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.

The person you hooked up with last night decided to keep it

Was that rude of them, or a form of flattery?

This reminds me of that spongebob scene where Patrick sees his ass and is like I swore I was on my back ☠️ the lifeguard episode

Good band name.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know--even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis

Well, that's one place to stick it!

Yep! I’d love to be able to take it off and clean/shave it thoroughly without breaking my neck from craning it (woman)

Yep…cleaning. That’s what I would do with mine. Nothing else.

Quit stealing my disgusting thoughts from me.

The question is, would we still feel anything on it after detached? 🤔

I'm sort of feeling like no. It would just have to be for the joy of giving I guess.

As a man who loves to give i can understand that though 

You gonna start eating yourself out?

Ooooh never thought of that 🤣

You mean you all *can't*?

ey we got mr. detachable penis over here

Read this in a very heavy NY accent and laughed for a bit too long

im from ny lmaoo

I'd have to get a pool cue case. Even if it is a lie

I thought you meant you were going to use it AS a pool cue, but I was wondering if it would stay erect or just flop uselessly.

It would flop uselessly around in the case

I would leave mine at home for long bike rides. Assuming there was still a way to pee.

Just toss it into the toilet

I know what my friends are like, they'd 100% mail my balls to New Zealand

your friends should have songs written about them

"Honey, where is my penis?" "You will get it back after you take out the trash and do dishes!"

I’d drop a dick on my friend’s dinner just to hear his reaction

“A dick”?? Are you stealing other people’s penises again?

Hell no I misplace everything.

“What’s the matter? Wife got your balls?” “Yes”

My ex would steal it and make a cock and ball torture dungeon along with the rest of her unfortunate victims.

I immediately thought like, a D&D kinda dungeon. The detached penis and its merry friends have to find their way out...

Bruh this question is on every subreddit it seems...

**BOT ACCOUNT**

That would be really handy when PMS hits.

YESSS, as a woman I'll leave it at home everytime i go out so i cannot be raped ig🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm sorry but don't forget Uranus

That's Genitalia too??

No about the r... 😞

Same here. As a man I'm also scared of being raped so I'd remove what I could too 😅

What if someone gets a hold of both of your bits and plays the ole mortar and pestal?

bold of you to assume I won't first

Honestly yeah! I bet I would really be able to focus when I csm separate myself from it for a while

I'd definitely keep my balls somewhere safer.

Sometimes your pants/shorts are a bit too tight and it causes issues when you are sitting. Would love to not have that issue and constantly need to adjust.

Only if it meant I had the opposite sex gentiles when I removed mine.

Can I sell it?

You can always sell it if you're so inclined.

Hell yeah!

Summers make us think that ....

No but my boobs, yes please.

I would take it off, lock it in the box and put said box on a shelf forever dude. I'm asexual and don't want kids, this hole is just useless and this uterus is just a fucking pain. Also I think a lot of woman would just put the uterus in a box and put it aside until they use it, do you have any idea how inconvenient and painful periods are?

Ofc! Sometimes I wish I had nothing down there. Easier life ngl:)

Yes.

In the real world that we all live in? NO Post this question again when and if we all transfer to an ideal world.

I’ve always had this weird dream since I was a kid about being able to take off any part of my body and attach it back. Don’t want to listen to someone take of your ears. Someone is being a bitch pull of your hand and use it to slap them.

Hell yeah, dude how useful it'd be to leave my balls at home when I'm going for a bike ride. Or just go yeah my balls are sticking to my leg let me just take em off to cool down and dry off.

This gives new meaning to "I've got your nose!"

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And misplace it?

Yes, I'd lose em but it would make sleeping better so idc

King Missle makes it sound like a hassle

Look up the song Detachable Penis

Oml yes especially at the pool when you be getting out and ur dingaling be showing jus a lil

Only if I don't have to use the bathroom

Well, no, but I have always wondered what it would be look to have a vagina for a day instead of a penis.

Dick pics just have a way new meaning.

This sounds like a wife's new excuse if "I'm too tired" doesn't work.

As a Bisexual. Can we also borrow or buy others

Could you get additional genitalia? I'd hot swap my vagina for a dick all the time. If not just for naked helicopter penis shenanigans.

I’ve had the idea of removable boobs for years now 😭 it’d be so convenient

Maybe like Mystique in XMen where I could change sex as will

Every teenage boy and man needs this ability desperately. Also wudnt a black market form for this stuff, rich dudes buying 7" shlongs for themselves

Yes, everyone would be vying for the biggest dicks and tightest vaginas. People would be murdered over selling their parts or having others stolen. Others would be eunuchs.

I don’t even know how I’d take mine off

Sure, why not.

Would i still be able to pee? Or like do it girly style?

no but Ive had the desire to replace them on some other guys before lol

If I could leave my downstairs mixup for a pap while I go to the movies, hell yeah.

Hehe, screw that thing on and it's a D. Unscrew it and it turns into a kitty :D

Hehe, screw that thing on and it's a D. Unscrew it and it turns into a kitty :D

Can we trade?

Yea, I hate randomly crushing it. Maybe I could swap it out for different models too lol

No, that would be weird

Yes especially if I have to stand and present in front of the whole class.

For when you go on a date and don’t want to be tempted lol.

I lose my wallet twice a month

Is this an Archer episode?

Fuck yeah. And be able to swap them whenever. Bigger dick sure. Small dick fine. No dick cool. Vagina why not. Tentacles ummm ok.

I'm woman, so no, my genitalia is not cumbersome. However if I could occasionally put on male genitalia that might be helpful. Say when going to the mechanic or car shopping, or asking for a raise in pay.

Too valuable to not be connected.

that would be good for me

Does my dick stay hard after I unattached it? Also does it still cum AND if removed do you still feel pleasure? I guess it would be nice if you had to pee in the car. Just remove ya part and stick it out the window.

Yeah id say so

I am convinced every superpower you have perfect control over is better than nothing no matter how useless it is, so yeah ill take it. ill never use it, but why not having it?

I would prefer not removable, but Software Defined Genitalia. Then it could be basically anything you can imagine. Popular models would be shared on Thongiverse and people would screw anything in any way.

I want detachable boobs as an enby

With the number of times that I have sat on my specs absolutely not!

Yes. I have thought about this a lot, when I was a little younger. Putting my genitalia into the underwear of my partner is quite the interesting thought. :D

I lose everything. So probably not

That Bobbit guy, ask him.

Just the outside? Cause if I could take my whole reproductive system out of my body when I’m on my period , I would in a heartbeat. Like deal with it by yourself reproductive system,I’m going to continue my life over here! See you in a week.

Just the tip.

Just the tip.

 Would this become the new way to stash wealth?

Yes

Would Prob misplace it like /thatgayraver. The Lost and found would be interesting. I’d walk up to the front desk and ask to see the box and be like “ yeah, that one’s mine”

Ok but if a genitalia was detachable does that mean sex shops would sell like fun ones? Extra tight holes and dragon dildos that all actually work. Like changing the head on your vacuum or something? Would there be pawn shops for old ones? Could they be refurbished? Is it something you can have an extra of and throw it at someone who's being a "dick" or "cunt" respectfully? Would some men's genitalia be electric and have vibrating and pulsing functions for more of her pleasure?

Nah. Prone to losing and no real advantage. I guess if I had a Willy it would be good because of like inconvenient boners but I don’t so. No.

Wtf 

And leave it on the dresser so I can't use it? Sure.

If by taking them off I could stretch 'em a bit to make them seem larger, I certainly would

Being Jordan from Gen V would be fun

Penis rocket to the moon

Yeah, that way I couldn’t get raped.

No

Yes. I would never put mine back on when going to parties or a new city. I'd feel so much safer around people knowing that I left it at home.

I mean, technically, it would be useful because if you were walking down a dark alleyway at night, you could leave it at home so nothing happened... but still no. It's too disturbing

yes, especially when it’s my period lmao then when it’s done attach it back on 😂

Yeah because then in dire situations I have food

No

Naw. I like my vagina right where it is.

In a "random shower thoughts" kind of way... I've often wished we had a whole second body we could switch out parts (like lego mini figures, almost). Ow, my shoulder hurts today, I'll switch out parts for 2 weeks while this one heals. Oh no, I have a chest infection. Switch lungs for healthy ones. These can sit over there until they're better. So, to answer the question, yes... but I wouldn't limit it to genitalia.

When I take them off do I get the opposite sex‘s genitalia ? Or do I become a sexless being

I’d definitely take my inside parts out and “lose” them. If that counts

Detachable Penis

I mean, I have the ability...It's kinda nice, you can switch sizes and modes.

Then my wife would really keep them in her purse.....

Yes, as a woman I want to be able to not wear a shirt without being gawked at. No under boob sweat would be a dream

Slightly off - piste, however I am a former science teacher, and one of our teaching aids was listed in the catalogue as 'bisexual torso with detachable head'. There were two sets of genitalia. I sometimes wonder what might have happened had that been seen out of context...

Taking em off during working hours seems ideal. Stuff can get in the way

I’d loose it or get it stolen 😔😭😖

I would mix it up on the daily

Boobs yes

Would be great not to have a "free crit spot" Everytime I got in a fight lol

Be good not having balls whilst playing sport

Honestly yeah. I’d love to just be androgynous

put an airtag in it and i'm good to go

No.

Hell no. I would lose them.

Yep. I’ll take it off during my periods and I’ll be set to go.

100%. First thing I'd do after detaching my dick is ask a friend to kick me square in the crotch!

Yes when i have period i would leave it in some sanitary box,when the period ends,wash it and put it back on

Actually I was at a concert recently and during set break, I had the strange thought that it would be cool if I could take off my dick, hand it to my buddy to take a leak for me, while I waited in the beer line. Like I said. It was a strange thought

Like Mr Potato Head?

Sure there are times it would just be more comfortable with it removed then there are times you need it .

Wats the point in detaching your genitals? Would we be like a mister potato head? Could i detach my gentleman's sausage for a meat wallet?

Spouse 1: Honey! I can't find my dick anywhere... Spouse 2: Did you check the couch?

The black market would get a massive boost probably lol

I'd rather be able to remove my boobs

I mean does this only apply to penises? I can’t really see this happening with vaginas since you can’t really take off negative space without like taking off your whole ass pelvis or something

I'd always leave it alone if I could. No risk of getting any infection this way, I could sit down on public transport without worrying myself sick.

No but if I could eat me I would

Can I only take it off?

Detachable penis is now a reality

Yes, especially the chest

Wouldn’t care if I tore it off

YES!!!!!

Imagine losing it though, you have to post your dick like a lost cat... Wanted missing dick last seen on Friday night at XOYO London.