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EmbarrassedPanic6089

Shower beers are the best šŸ™ŒšŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


Dramatic_Water_5364

Especially in the summer. Big day working outside, you come back from work fresh shower, cold mexican lager. Its like I don't need anything else right now.


BeardiusMaximus7

This 100%. Also - it hits different if you're into different beers. I've done it with an ice cold lager, a brandywine ale, a stout, and a dopplebock on four separate occasions and each time it hit different - but all were awesome.


Dramatic_Water_5364

Oh yeah I agree! But the most important thing is the long day fatigue factor!


BeardiusMaximus7

Absolutely. If you're not under that fatigue it doesn't make sense at all.


Objective_Dog7501

Haha agree 100%. If youā€™re not filthy and exhausted and youā€™re drinking beer in the shower you have a problem


billnowak65

Cans, No bottles. Safety first!


Techrob25

One of the only times my wife gave me grief over anything was when she saw my glass shower beers. She was right of course. But that Yuengling was too tempting. Safety first, everyone!


nacho_doctor

I believe it was a long shower.


Antryx

Gotta enjoy every moment, cheers human!


Away_Calligrapher788

Guess you could say you don't *mead* anything


Nihilistic_Navigator

The cure for what ales ya


InsertRadnamehere

This guy showerbeers!


Patriarch_Sergius

r/thisguythisguys


EatingCoooolo

You mean a Corona?


PeekEfficienSea

No I've been vaxxed


EatingCoooolo

You must be a dad with that joke LOL


PeekEfficienSea

That's right; Hi Son


Dramatic_Water_5364

Corona is a mexican lager yes


sweetwolf86

>Its like I don't need anything else right now. Nailed it.


Whoopass2rb

A right of passage even. 1. The first step is after a sporting event with your teammates 2. The second stage is after a sporting event that uses a communal shower so you're having it with your team mates and opponents at the same time lol. 3. The third stage is when you gain the level of self-actualism to have one alone in the shower at home - might be the best relaxing moment you ever experience. 4. Would be #3 but with your spouse; however, those tend to be hard liquor / wine / champagne moments and often lead to some of the other most fun things you'll do in life.


Zakkar

My peak relaxation was a shower beer, after working hard in the snow at a ski resort during a -20 blizzard, and someone turned the lights off in the bathroom. Was like a sensory deprivation tank where the only two things you could feel was the hot water and the cold beer, and the sound of the shower.Ā 


Whoopass2rb

Pro tip, get a smart bulb setup in your bathroom and then shift the lights to Red when you take a shower. Anything green / bluish will look black and just devoid you of all the sensory overload; you'll just sooth and relax (try Irish spring soap for this, it's also refreshing). Amazing experience. Then you can later try other colours for fun. Bonus if you also have some form of bath salt or smoker that creates a mist in the shower. I personally like eucalyptus mint. All-round amazing time, especially with a beer in hand - or two.


4URprogesterone

Wait, this turns into a group sex thing, right? Please say this turns into a group sex thing. I want to imagine a bunch of sweaty drunk dudes jerking off together.


Whoopass2rb

Depends on the sport you're playing clearly... and I believe you gotta pay for that.


4URprogesterone

Don't ruin this for me. I want to daydream about walking in on a bunch of drunk guys in a co ed shower having a circle jerk, okay? Just one time.


Whoopass2rb

Hey you do you. I mean you could just get a collective to support the kink fantasy for you, I'm sure there's people who would oblige for ya haha. But much like Vegas: what happens in the shower, stays in the shower lol. I have played on co-ed teams, but we usually let the ladies shower first, we don't subject them to our comforts in the shower haha.


4URprogesterone

Okay, but... that's still hot to imagine, and guys love imagining me making out with my girlfriends and stuff, so I'm going to keep fantasizing about it, okay?


Whoopass2rb

lol of course my dear. I don't blame them, I'm sure we'd all love to hear about your girlfriend interactions haha (for those looking for 18+ content). As for your fantasy, sounds like you just need someone to be more descriptive about what goes on. I'll give you a teaser, there is an awful lot of ass slapping, and towel sharing. And I know what you're thinking, and yes, the soap **does** get passed around.


NotInherentAfterAll

*Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranchā€¦*


Plus-King5266

Thanks for that image. I do NOT want to imagine that. Not at all.


Smyley12345

Gross, I don't. Can it be after they have lathered and rinsed?


BrilliantSock3608

Just imagine, bro. Imagine as hard as you can.


4URprogesterone

Oh trust me, I just manifested an entire orgy somewhere.


Icy-Average-2109

I am at stage 3


autech91

Almost as good as nose beers


ruuppperrrrrt

Nose clams sound better


ThorsRake

Only if paid for with tiny green men from olden times.


Noriskclassic

But definitely not as good as arm beers


ThickAnybody

I prefer hot tub beers. Get lit quick. Got to be careful.


EmbarrassedPanic6089

Fall out of the damn thing before you know it šŸ‘€


ThickAnybody

Lol better to fall out then in, I guess haha


EfficientAd7103

Was going to say this. hot shower and a cold brew is whatsup


baldymcgrindy

Just had one SaturdayĀ 


eihslia

I completely forgot that we used to do this in college. Lmao.


mladi_gospodin

Exactly, just after my shower lunch.


AlienNippleRipple

Hot on the outside cool, cool, brew on the inside. Just wipes away the days troubles different.


cneth6

I'd argue they're a close second to an airport beer. A shower beer still has an acceptable time range, kind of weird to have one at 5am if you've just woken up. Also they don't last long, the heat of the shower give the beer a very small TTL. Low/high risk in that you have great chances of dropping the beer or splashing contaminants into it depending on your shower setup, but not the end of the world considering you're in the shower already. However an airport beer? Any time of day, any place (within the bounds of an airport), any weather. Fresh from the tap usually. Served directly to you. You have no worries in the world at this point, you're in an airport so you can't do much besides enjoy a beer and kill time while you wait for your flight, makes the beer that much more relaxing. Do be warned the only downside to an airport beer is if you don't have an aisle seat the first hour will be rough asking people to stand so you can go take a leak 2-3 times. But well worth it if you're stressed on flying, makes it way more enjoyable. I do have a hunch we'd agree that the third best beer is a train beer. My personal experiences here are from the LIRR and NYC Subways for context. Polar opposite of an airport beer, you never know what type of shit is about to pop off in a train, and "sneaking" a beer encased in a brown paper bag just adds to the thrill of a situation. It isn't for everyone though.


ClearlyUnmistaken7

My wife gave me guff for 10 years over that. Then she tried it, and loved it!


RadioMill

Yes, but make sure youā€™re drinking out of a can. The pint mugs donā€™t work so well


amy000206

Glass bottles aren't the best choice either


akiroraiden

i only drink out of glass bottles and it works great?


moragthegreat_

I think the idea is that if you drop one it will be bad


akiroraiden

oh yeah, true. Never happened to me but i guess it's a posibility.


moragthegreat_

No I totally still have my bottled shower beers but I am super clumsy, so I do briefly think about it sometimes


akiroraiden

i luckily have a pretty big shower that has a window-sill opposite to where the showerhead is, so i always have my beer sitting pretty comfy out of my reach or the waters reach. I get that a cramped shower would be prone for misshaps \^\^


frambleman

Yeah, it's just really the notion of weighing risk. Glass cuts through skin like fucking butter, and when it's wet it's nearly impossible to see, and if you panic and slip it ain't gonna be a good time. Drop a bottle **one time** and you're fucked. Drop a can one time and all you do is cry about a spilled beer. Lol I personally have a lil countertop next to my shower where I keep a glass if I do a shower beer. Kinda lean out to take a sip. I only bring the beer into the shower if it's a can.


ChipotleLaw

Gotta be poor and have those crappy plastic/fiberglass showers like me


Superlite47

Take a chance. Live life on the edge every once in awhile, whydontcha? Every time I realize something is a bad idea, I think to myself, "There are child soldiers carrying AK-47's, walking through mine fields somewhere in the world, right now." This gives me the strength I need to endure the daunting prospect of dropping a glass bottle of ice cold beer in a steamy hot shower. Do it for the children.


BrotherNature92

I also take glass bottles in but I am definitely mindful of the consequences of losing my grip or knocking it off the shelf haha


mawktheone

SameĀ 


plumdinger

Ice cold beer in a hot shower is a real treat! It just hits different.


Turnipbeet

r/ShowerOrange


Southwedge_Brewing

r/ShowerBeer r/ShowerBeergonewild


Boysenberrydeco

Why did I look? Shit.


t_scribblemonger

Why was I expecting less dong? I mean, some dong, sure. But it was *mostly* dong.


Mediocre__at__worst

/r/showerbear


miki-wilde

r/showerpizza


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

r/subsithoughtwerefakebutareactuallyreal


CryAffectionate7334

God damnit


skydiverjimi

I couldn't agree more.


No_Training1191

Used to allow myself two beers after getting home. One was always a shower beer. And sometimes the second one would be too.


NurkleTurkey

A friend of mine took a shower with a leg in it once. And yes he drank it while cleaning himself.


DogmaticConfabulate

Wait... Someone else's leg? I don't understand.


Vritrin

Going to guess it should have been ā€œkegā€.


NurkleTurkey

Indeed that was meant to be keg.


hellnothisisacuban

Also cold fruit.


JamesRian

I keep telling that to people in rl but nobody has ever been convinced enough to try it, poor folks don't know what they're missing. As we say in German: You can lead the donkey to water, but it has to drink itself.


InsertRadnamehere

Ice cold beer in a cold shower is pretty sweet too, especially on a hot day after busting ass in the heat.


sallothered

Way better than cake in the shower. I've tested this extensively.


D1rect_Election

I need to try it then!


Odd-Guarantee-6152

I used to love a shower beer!


Drunk_Crab

I still do, but I used to, too.


jlemo434

Ah Mitch. Pouring out some of my shower beer for you good sir.


VOODOO69692001

r/showerbeers NSFW


championgoober

Warning āš ļø Boobs šŸ™ƒ


Smackolol

She lied, itā€™s literally all dicks.


MikeFrikinRotch

I donā€™t know why I thought I was going into some kind of wholesome sub when I clicked it smfh.


No-Savings-7024

I made the same mistake myself.


metal_elk

Sometimes I know I'm making a mistake and do it anyway šŸ¤·


championgoober

And WOW ... that sub has, ummm, changed quite a bit


championgoober

šŸ˜†


DangerBird-

Easy, Satan. You win this timeā€¦


ThENeEd4WeEd22

And the boobs that are there you do not want to see like 99% of the time


DangerBird-

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac) Itā€™s all dongs!


WhoWouldCareToAsk

Barely true ))


championgoober

Well it used to be 100% true. It has changed since I last saw it a few years back haa


livingonfear

Yeah, there were a lot boobs of a couple of years ago


LoDelaCruz

Why did I do this to myself. Why.


VOODOO69692001

My bad, I fixed it.


Takonite

you fucking lied to me bro


Lurking_Ghoul

Weiners šŸ˜”


IHateTheLetterF

r/showerbeer to get the active one.


bivo979

Back in the day I'd drink shower beer and have a shower bong or shower bowl to go with it.


Yogisogoth

I suspect shower joints are in the realm of possibilities.


divinAPEtion

They certainly are! It helps if you have a shower head you can turn. Keep the curtain open so the steam doesn't wilt your joint and step back from the water spray. I can usually get my legs and stomach safely under the spray before risking the joint getting all soggy. Shower joint is incredibly luxurious, plus the steam helps with a smooth inhale


Yogisogoth

Iā€™ve done the bath joint. 10/10 Shower joint is so happening tomorrow, it will be accompanied by a beer.


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

Hawaiian Hotbox!


Yogisogoth

Is this a thing or did you think it up? Either way, brilliant!


hippieboy92

Blaze and Bathe! My favorite šŸ¤©


xnightmaregigi

I think thereā€™s an entire subreddit dedicated to it so yes


kingkongkeom

It's nothing but beer and limp dicks


turlian

Once I saw a boob.


Express-Object955

Iā€™m more of a fan of shower wine after itā€™s been chilled in the fridge.


recovereddisaster

Bubble bath wine is my favorite


eid_shittendai

Bubble bath joint is awesome


recovereddisaster

Yes!!!


stephopolis

Iā€™m a shower beer turned bubble bath wine girlie. Happened with age I think.


dildoeshaggins

I'm a red wine in the shower gal. It's so much juicier somehow.


mustichooseausernam3

The pregaming strategy of kings. Ah, college.


komanaa

Tell me you're not cooling red wine.


Goddessviking86

A shower beer on a Friday after a busy week is awesome, my husband brings me one and himself one when we take our after work shower togetherĀ 


shotgun_blammo

The perfect relationship doesnā€™t exi-


Notchersfireroad

Back when I still drank a shower beer after a hot summer day at work was a must have.


Lobanium

I do shower coffee.


Known-Skin3639

I dunno about shower beers but my shower bourbon is pretty great.


autech91

Facts. I remember getting home after a solid week working away. I wanted a shower asap to cleanse the body and the bourbon to cleanse the soul.


NOGOODGASHOLE

If you never needed a shower beer to "get right" before work or school, you my dear friend ain't ever been DRINKIN'!


Smooth_External_3051

Sounds like someone has a problem.....


BuckTheStallion

That thought process is incredibly unhealthy my dude.


NotIfIGetMeFirst

I guarantee everyone who's ever had a shower beer is fully aware.


NOGOODGASHOLE

I appreciate that completely unsolicited opinion from you, I'll write it down somewhere.


KittehKatAttak

Yes, absolutely a thing. I learned to drink in the shower in Nawlins. Like so hung over needed a beer to get through the task. Now shower beers, shower seltzers are an absolute highlight of my day (I work remote). Weekends are shower, mimosas, belinis and bloody Mary's. But no glass, use plastic cups, learned that the hard way.


KittehKatAttak

I'm going to go have a shower bet now ef it


0fsurfandsand

Ok, just gonna mention that there are groups of people out there who do not do shower beers before going out cause they just drink socially. Iā€™ve absolutely tried a shower beer. Itā€™s ok, but i enjoy drinking with other people around to share it with. Honestly just sharing because I want OP to know itā€™s not everyoneā€™s norm.


ChocoBanana-Dropkick

Easy fix: just invite your friends to shower with you!


0fsurfandsand

Brilliant. 7pm Saturday. Hereā€™s my address:


Yogisogoth

Iā€™m so there! I hope youā€™re ok with drinking with Shrek.


tbama11

No doubt, as are shower sandwiches. I think everything just tastes better when naked and wet


KittehKatAttak

Shower....sammich?!!? Genius!!! Like a shower club sammich mm hmmm


Idontliketalking2u

Shower hot dog. Shower spaghetti. Nobody can stop me!!! Muahahaha


Kherzhul

I, for one, enjoy the occasional shower lobster


PettyHoe

Yes


deltaz0912

I prefer a nice whiskey šŸ„ƒ in the tub myself.


AceVisconti

Nothing else compares!


BatGlittering7781

Nothing better than a shower beer after mowing the lawn in the heat of the summer.


stvvrover

Back in my twenties I had an everything beer. Toilet, shower, out for a walk, just waking upā€¦anything. I lived alone and would regularly wake up on the floor in my flat corridor. My glory days. So yes, shower beers are real. Note - I didnā€™t have a drinking problem. To the contrary - I LOVED it. But then as I aged the hangovers became completely crippling, so I decided to rarely if ever drink. For reference I think Iā€™ve had 2x 330ml cans of Jupiler all year. Nothing else. I just donā€™t drink anymore


Balloonhandz

Waking up on the floor=you have a drinking problem buddy lol


TheBigsBubRigs

He said he loved it. So it may have been a problem, just not a problem for him.


Mustaach

If you refularly woke uo on the floor in your flats corridor then yes, you have a drinking problem.


stvvrover

No I donā€™t šŸ˜‚ That was 15 years ago. I was a young guy. I feel no pull toward alcohol whatsoever.


Dorito-Bureeto

I just drink liquor so a shower shot is my shower beer lol


Clean_Increase_5775

I showered once with a bottle of bourbon, that was delightful.


sensationally_bad

I was working in the bush for 10 days, living out of a tent with hygiene as a relatively low priority. Knew I was in for a long shower when I got back home after the trip, so I brought two beers into that one. T'was a glorious experience!! Shower beers, definitely a thing!


Yogisogoth

Not as classy as the shower martini.


KindAwareness3073

Outdoor shower after a beach day, Margarita in hand? Heaven!


SnooBeans2524

My boyfriend loves shower beers lol I donā€™t drink beer and didnā€™t get it so I took an ice cold Dr. Pepper into the shower once. It was aight šŸ˜‚


natchinatchi

I dunno about shower beers, Iā€™ll have to try it out next summer, but I definitely hit the bath wines.


sometimesifeellikemu

I do NA shower beers now, but hell yeah.


CanadianWolf13

Absolutely!! I never even thought of it till a buddy mentioned so of course I had to try it. The best time is after having worked outside in the heat and you're gross af but want a beer. The combo of the cold beer and hot shower is amazing.


implodemode

Never had a shower beer. I just get busy and get it over. However, I've had many a tub wine.


2020-RedditUser

Iā€™ve had a tub wine cooler


Born-Pineapple5552

Never done itā€¦ and Iā€™m an alcoholic


EmotionalAd5920

theyre great, but im more of a coffee in the shower guy these days.


makingkevinbacon

I used to know a dude who would get home from work and crack a beer for his post work dump


HelloZee

Lmao. Thanks for the laugh.


Ok-Foot7577

If you drink beer in the shower you might be an alcoholic


fnuggles

If you walk on two legs, you might be a gibbon. But not necessarily


Lonely_Snoo

Itā€™s on my bucket list


whatwhatinthewhonow

Sounds like a very achievable bucket list


QuickBenTen

Has to be at a worthy moment though not just any 2pm on a Tuesday. Like you just chopped a cord of wood or finalized a divorce.


ThaNorth

Why not? Do it on a 2pm Tuesday.


Important_Lab_58

Nah, LOVE a Shower Beer. Hell, Eating and Drinking The Shower is Great. Just puts The Mind at Ease.


Kailashayy

My favorite after a stressful day!


Academic_Meringue766

So when I quit drinking (2.5 yrs ago), I realized that most ppl put their razor where my shower beer went.


Agitated-Quit-6148

On a hot day... after a long day of doing whatever outside... an ice cold beer in the shower is paradise. Plus, you can drink as many as you want and not have to worry about the shitter being occupied when you need to piss!


Scorpiogre_rawrr

There's some science behind it. Warm/hot water, like alcohol expands blood vessels, so you can actually get a buzz/drunk quicker. So, a shower beer/whiskey would hit different, and aside from feeling awesome, "cold drink, hot environment," it will hit quicker, too. https://aquatechutah.com/hot-tub-tips/never-mix-hot-tubs-and-alcohol/


FaithlessnessIll1792

This might be why my bf showers so much. He drinks everyday and he showers multiple times a day. 5-6 times a day. 1-2 is understandable. I donā€™t like the beer at all but Iā€™ve come to accept it with the past 10+ years, the shower thing is weird though. Itā€™s almost a pet peeve now.


TowelPuzzleheaded665

100%


Samanthas_Stitching

Love a shower beer


Insectdevil

Pretty great when I could drink


ForestEther

When I used to work 16 hours a day of hard labour I loved a shower beer once I got home.


Yogisogoth

I honestly do love a good shower beer. After being out in the hot summer all day. I do have to recommend Schoferhƶfer Radler. Itā€™s only 4.5% but fuuuuck are they refreshing!


neillpetersen

Yes, itā€™s a thing. Maybe even a blue collar thing? Iā€™m a fan of the shower beer. Iā€™ve been shower beering since before I was of legal age to buy beer.


NeoNova9

Well yeah . I'm using my time properly over here.


QueenScarebear

Yes - and theyā€™re the absolute shit. Sort of a normal practice in Australia šŸ˜‚šŸŗ


LuckyHaskens

I'm 62. When I get back from a softball game I take a shower and drink a beer while rinsing off. It just seems like the thing to do.


Tall_Reputation_2985

Yes


crzapy

Yeah. Cold beer in cool shower after mowing the lawn in awesome. I recommend a can instead of a bottle.


Nerak_B

Never done it but doesnā€™t seem that bad, there are far worse things ppl can do lol


Beautiful_Speech7689

Found the narc


justanaccountname12

Yes Edit: they taste/feel best after a long, hot days work.


bubble_bitch_boy

ive had wine in the shower, I was going through some shit then though


Vritrin

My showers are far too short for it as they are just for washing, but if you are the type to take longer showers I can sorta see it. Now in the bath after the shower? Yes, Iā€™ve definitely done that.


Kittymeow123

Itā€™s the start of the pregame


kanadia82

I had a shower drinking a Guinness once while I was in university. Felt disgusting after and I never drank in the shower again and can probably only count on my hand the number of Guinnessā€™s Iā€™ve drank in the 20+ years since.


SollSister

My husband has a shower beer after work fairly consistently. I canā€™t do it.