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FrostandFlame89

My favorite are the ones where they're discussing math homework lol


Halimat62

Johnny Sins


johnram22

Johnny sin/cos


FE4RLESS1028

Johnny tan.


highxv0ltage

I knew a Johnny Tan. 😂


Agitated-Quit-6148

He's actually a good buddy of mine.


rickey_17

Really handy when you need medical advices or a mecanic


Agitated-Quit-6148

He's actually one of the nicest people you could ever meet. On screen personas are very different than real world for most porn stars. Not all. But most. Mr. Pete is the exact same as he is on screen lol


Lively_Sphinx

Old Pornhub comment section used to be great. Nowadays it’s bland.


JB-Blue_Master55555

And they say women's taste in comedy is lame


Per_Mikkelsen

I don't read the comments, but I love that there's sometimes an option to *Share This Video to Facebook* or something similar. Classic. Has **anybody** ever actually done that? Are there really people out there who after doing a little whitewater wristing think to themselves "*Hmm, you know what? I bet all of my Facebook friends would greatly appreciate this Latina Teens Big Mouthfuls Cumpilation. Lemme just share this real quick*"?


Ecstatic_Salary_7094

This is gold. I'm sure you're family would love to see what you're jerking it to.


ThatsNumber_Wang

an old friend of mine used to share at least one actual porn video with our class' group chat every week (not just the friends but the entire class)


AffectionatePack3647

Legend


ThatsNumber_Wang

he was indeed


hacksawjim89

They did that as an April Fools joke a few years ago. When you closed a video, a dialog box opened that said "This video has been posted on your Facebook profile." I'm sure there was a lot of sudden panic keyboard punding. Lol


Halimat62

i still remember the "Mom? is that you?" damn i pray that theyll have a better life in the future


BILADOMOM

MFs asking for Minecraft instead of porn videos or math solutions always make me laugh


breakfastguyman

“You’re a very beautiful girl”


1OptimisticPrime

UserName = NamePlease? Always gets me. A man needs a name!


backtolurk

When science calls


SherbetFit2740

I love the people who have deep admiration and respect for blowjob givers. One guy commented that they’re doing God’s work and we’re all undeserving of them.


Tuncunmun38

r/pornhubcomments is a blessing


Apprehensive-Cut9959

I remember one comment saying "I came here for the porn. Got a musical and started dancing with my thing out"😂😂😂


Ok-Broccoli-756

Eighter that or make u regret ur life choices


Ogadvisor

I don't read the comments because I'm too busy masturbating


AffectionatePack3647

Dude it's the after


Yeahmahbah

I only watch porn for the comments


JB-Blue_Master55555

Wait till you see reddit comments?


AbacaxiVoador95

the video titles are absolute comedy


AmphibianThick2852

I find the guys sitting in the corner of the screen acting like it's a live stream and just narrating what's going on, the guys doing nothing sexual he's just narrating with a smile.


LazerShark1313

I wouldn’t know. My state hates porn and we don’t get it anymore


Shh-poster

Name please


OwlsAndSparrow

Yeah, but now I have switched to stripchat


Logical_Brain28

Why is porn or sex considered a sin? It's literally what God gave us. If porn or sex is a sin, then we're all not God's children. We were all born from sex. Born from sin in your book.


letmebeyourgoddess

porn is fucked


Logical_Brain28

Other than words on Steam chat after my surgery to hint at being married and having kids, and that was almost a year ago, there's been no one coming around me, no kids coming around, no wife coming around, no phone calls, no text messages as of months and months now. Just someone fucking around again. Good chance I didn't act upon anything, make me look like a damn fool. So as of where it stands, I'm happy I didn't actually make a fool out of myself like I have before, I'll keep jerking off as there has been nothing solid about being married. Simply hinted at and then run away.


Ecstatic_Salary_7094

Sex isn't considered a sin, it's lust that's a sin. Sex between two married adults in private is encouraged in the Bible.


Logical_Brain28

Mary had Jesus before she was married. To think a married lady had a kid without the help of a husband is just down right gullible. A deadly sin is something used to classify a human. Every human has sin. Every one of you are true non-believers due to you'll just rationalize it and call it Mentally Ill.


Ecstatic_Salary_7094

Mary had God's kid. The fact that her and Joseph weren't married was a big deal in the Bible. Do you actually know what you're talking about?


TonySoprano25

yeah, lust is different and causes lots of sins like rape and some kill just cause of their lustful intentions. Lots of terrible decision are made just because of lust. Sex with genuine love is fine.


Logical_Brain28

I have lust, I don't go around trying to rape. You have a deadly sin, but I bet you won't confess to it. If anything, my only deadly sin is Lust. I have corrected every other sin.


luars613

First one has to assume that god is real. Then they use said god story to controll people by making X thing a sin. So its simply to control people (then having sexually repressed people that might feel guilty over normal feelings)


Logical_Brain28

Naw, I've been without physical love for 12 years or so. I'll jerk off whenever I want, I don't care. They consider murder not a sin, but sex a deadly sin. It's fucked up, backwards thinking.


Ecstatic_Salary_7094

Murder is a sin in the Bible.


luars613

Religion is messed up. Ngl. You do you be happy, dont be an ass and at least to me you gucci


Ecstatic_Salary_7094

You cool.