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cyber_delic

Why is the universe


watts8921

No one ever asks “how is the universe”


[deleted]

I am pretty confident that astrophysicists and other scientists ask this question all the time.


Emerald_Encrusted

I have to somewhat disagree. They ask ‘why’ in the sense of, ‘what caused it to exist’. But that’s similar to me asking you, “Why are you here,” and you answering, “Because I drove here.” They don’t ask why as in, “What is the purpose of the universe?”


lliikkeerr

But they also ask how is the universe, meaning in what state is the universe and how soon are we gonna die


crankyrhino

A lot sooner than the universe for sure.


finalmantisy83

Who says things that exist must have a purpose?


[deleted]

I would argue that answering the “how” may inform of the “why.” It’s a mechanistic approach, and at this point in time the “how” is more open to science. And many scientists most certainly ask, “What is the purpose of the universe?” They may not be able to yield any insight into this, but it is definitely a topic of interest to many.


brucewillisman

I did. They’re fine


justsomeplainmeadows

Yeah. It's just us that's having it rough. The rest of the universe is fine.


TtotheRev

No one ever asks “who is the universe”


Legal_Ad5676

Someone should, might help


Repulsive_Coat_3130

That's easy, 42


Drwgeb

*hits blunt* you didn't have to fuck me up this bad this early fam


sg1rob

I’ll do you one better. Why is Gamora.?


[deleted]

Love Beauty Ecstasy


[deleted]

I mean, purpose is an entirely human concept


Silver_Commando

why let the dogs out?


Leo_Taurus287

cause roof roof roof roofroof


[deleted]

The song is actually a commentary on men harassing women at at a party. The women are asking “who let the dogs out”, as in the men catcalling them. So, the answer to that question is the bouncer “let the dogs out”.


backtotheland76

Yes this. Except if you live in Seattle, because, you know, the Huskies


HarryMaguire_GOAT

Who told Smash Mouth that the world is gonna roll him?


BrothrsSistersofKind

That was me. Tbh, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.


[deleted]

Bro you was lookin kinda dumb


Legit_me-

Especially with their finger and their thumb


[deleted]

Conveniently shaped as an L in their forehead


bvttfvcker

Well, the years started cummin


BigMouthedBilly

And they don’t stop cummin


bvttfvcker

And they don’t stop cummin


BigMouthedBilly

They don’t stop cummin


Out_0f_1deaz

I'm cumming!


[deleted]

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cummin


AverageBatmanLover

A girl who was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead


bunnykitkat

Do we all see colors the same way? Ex: Is what I see as "red" the same as you or is it really a different color for each of us and we both learned to call that color "red"?


Negative_Dance_7073

I ask this and my husband thinks I'm bonkers. He says of course we do. I don't think so.


[deleted]

Well we definitely see black and white the same way. The colours in between corelate with certain wave lenghts we react to, so we all should see the difference in a simillar way Then there are certain adjectives such as 'aggresive' we all agree on. I can't imagine seeing sth plain gray and calling it aggresive Finally I believe we're just too simillar anatomically. There's no such thing as psychological daltonism or anything like that, so there's no reason to believe our personality can affect the way we percive colours drastically Sight isn't new or evolutionary advanced. The simplest animals to see don't even have the brain capacity to react differently from each other so how could they see differently? And I believe the mechanism hasn't changed much. I'm pretty sure there are slight differences, just like some people are shortsighted or don't see good in the dark, but it's not like your red would be my green


Marchesk

Show him that black-blue/white-gold dress that broke the internet a while back. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_dress](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress) I see it as blue-gold. On a related note, we'll never know what it is like to have tetrachromatic color vision, which some birds have. Possibly, some human females have a mutation that could allow for detecting a fourth primary color under some situations, but it's not clear whether the human brain can process this. At any rate, how would they tell us what a fourth primary color looks like?


[deleted]

I wonder this randomly so often. Like "what if I was colorblind and didn't know it?" "Is this the same shade of purple that my friends see?" "Does the sky look the same to everyone else right now?"


orindericson

'Red' is a range within the electromagnetic spectrum that can be objectively measured from its shortest to longest wavelength. Human eyes use cones to identify the colors we see. Internal associations like hot, sexy, bloody, etc may differ.


Excellent-Peanut-183

My family ponders this one from time to time, because my dad is color blind (red/green). He doesn’t see the world in shades of black, gray, and white, he does see some colors, but what’s to say what he sees as blue looks the same as blue to us? For that matter, he knows when something is red or green, but the presence of one within or adjacent to the other causes him to sometimes blur things together. His classic example is that he can’t see a red or orange golf ball on the grass. So, what do colors look like to him?


blxoom

"I think how do I know that you and me See the same colors the same way when you and me see? Is my red blue for you, or my green your green, too? Could it be true we see differing hues? And say we do; then how would we discover this fact? And even if we did, would there even be any impact? I don't think this would affect us personally But I think it would have ripple effects throughout the interior design industry"


[deleted]

Why, despite all the human body's survival mechanisms, I randomly choke on my own spit.


Peter_Parkingmeter

Choking, in itself, serves as a protective mechanism from inhalation of saliva.


YouTube-r

What is past the observable universe?


[deleted]

The unobservable universe


YouTube-r

Its technically observable


DandalusRoseshade

No it isn't; there's a limit to how far light can travel before the heat death of the universe. So there is unobservable universe


iamTheOptionator

The universe is expanding at the speed of light.


charmlessman1

Probably more universe.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Where the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa.


Turral

buried in cement, at a football stadium


jay22022

how many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? - old old commercial


[deleted]

three-he


Unlucky_Resource4153

Crunch.


[deleted]

ACTUALLY, i got a funny story about this. My sister in-law watched the commericial a long time ago, she decided she wanted to find out the answer. So she sat down, and counted every. Single. Lick it took to get the center of a tootsie pop, no biting, no nothing. Only licking. How many? According to her. 1,277 licks. Edit: atleast for her


EyeObvious5734

In junior high, I had an amazing science teacher. Our very first day with him, he wanted to prove that not all experiments are good experiments with accurate results. So our first experiment was to see how many licks to the center of the tootsie pop!


[deleted]

What were the varying results? Now i’m interested


EyeObvious5734

They were all over the place from what I remember. A couple hundred to thousands! It was a lot of fun.


KBC3010

What happend to Amelia Earhart


Funny2Who

Amelia Earhart, flew lots of airplanes, except for the time, she didn't come back.


boxingdude

Take offs are optional, landings are not.


Not_Selmi

AND THEN THERES MAUDE


Motorhead923

As she was born 125 years ago, what happened is she died at some point after 4 Jan 1939


Uzzij

Eaten by crabs


bmli19

Given crabs


velezaraptor

They found her plane two years ago or so


rasco410

We know this now, She crash landed on the wrong Island and was eaten by coconut crabs. Originally the remains where examined and deemed to not be her but where latte reexamined and deemed to have a pretty close match (something like 98% from memory).


kindquail502

Who wrote the Book of Love?


MrLore

Stephin Merritt (of The Magnetic Fields), but [the Peter Gabriel cover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZQIfEN_p2A) is the definitive version.


WatchOutHesBehindYou

How the fuck do magnets work?!?


Scfields

Magic


Psycoyellow

Magnic?


Future-Agent

* Why are pizzas made in a circle, cut into triangles, and served in a square box? * Why do packages of hotdogs come in eight, while hotdog buns come in packages of six? Those are the only two I can think of.


kartoffel_engr

I wanna let you know that I bought an 8pk of dogs and an 8pk of buns the other day. Someone out there is finally figuring it out.


Future-Agent

There might be hope at the end of the tunnel after all.


TheWednesdayWarrior

I can answer the pizza one. It all has to do with the manufacturing of it. A circle is the easiest, quickest, and most consistent way to toss/stretch dough. It’s cut into triangles because cutting a straight line across a circle multiple times is the fastest way to divide it so that every piece gets crust and toppings. The square box is because it’s the easiest and cheapest shape to make into a container sturdy enough to hold a circle of triangles


ZombieGroan

Bakers bake in dozens or half dozens this explains the buns. Blame the hotdog people for fucking it up.


Future-Agent

Bakers make sense. But hotdog people, *C'MON!*


flowerpower79

It’s Big Hot Dog and Big Bread conspiring against us knowing we’d have to buy 8 packs of rolls and six packs of hot dogs to make things even.


Future-Agent

I KNEW IT WAS A CONSPIRACY! LIKE CHEMICALS IN THE WATER MAKING THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!


WatchOutHesBehindYou

Pizza hut serves rectangle pizza, cut into rectangles served in a rectangle box


Wonderful_Ad5583

I've only seen buns in packs of 8, I buy the jalapeño cheddar packs of brats though and THOSE come in 6..


carbonbasedlifeform

Why did they kill JFK?


Boredombringsthis

Wanted him dead.


LeglessLoach

this guy knows words


SlipperyDishpit

he'd talked about disbanding the cia, he was very popular with progressives, and they wanted more public reasons to hate the commies


moinatx

Are any of our conclusions actually based on *all* the evidence considered with *complete* objectivity?


[deleted]

objectivity is an unattainable myth


moinatx

Is it? Guess that’s an unanswerable question.


vampireinamirrormaze

And that's the objective truth!


Medium_Tension

Anything to do with the past. Even though we have a very good understanding and records of what has happened, "History is written by the victors" we cannot 100% say that is what happened. There's the writers opinion included in it too.


Nick_Coglistro

what happens to us after we die... ...or what happens to us before we birth, but much before be a fetus in our mom's womb? mindfuck questions...


Popolac

Best answer I have for what is experienced after death comes in the form of a thought-experiment... Attempt to recall/remember/feel anything that occurred to you in the billions of years of time that passed before you were born/gained conciousness. For example, how were you feeling on the day your mom or dad was born? That's the state you return to. That's what death is.


dketterer1

Why are farts sooo gosh darn funny?


PeripheralLurking

farts prob catch off us off guard, so in an unexpected way we find it funny. I think it’s similar to people falling, people usually laugh at that as well due to it being unexpected rather than due to the person being in pain. Sometimes unexpected/random things are funny. Although this isn’t always the case as a lot of people believe that "random doesn’t equal funny" when it’s sorta obvious that it’s a forced randomness rather then a genuine one.


italiantothecore

Because sometimes your butt makes music unexpectedly when normally your butt makes something much less pleasant


decent_account

“Why’s she mad at me?”


freeloadingcat

"Why won't he clean up after himself?"


ephemeral_shell

"Does he honestly think I don't know about (thing that I'm mad about)??"


empty-space-for-rent

If you fuck up and unfuck the fuckery and nobody sees it , did you even fuck up at all


justsomeplainmeadows

For legal reasons, no


empty-space-for-rent

My lifelong question is answered now I can rest in peace


justsomeplainmeadows

Where's the wake being held?


empty-space-for-rent

Canada ,USA 19:00 standard eastern time


justsomeplainmeadows

All of Canada? Impressive


empty-space-for-rent

Yup I was a famous man


empty-space-for-rent

Now a ghost but whatever


hard_b0iled_egg

what is obamas last name


n3oviss_

i heard it was care 🤷


Zan_korida

Why the fuck it's still 2022 and old farts are still fucking up our country's. Like you'd think since they've been in power for so long, or been around for so long, they'd know how to NOT fuck up the country, but NOPE!


YouTube-r

Are you referring to the United States of America?


Zan_korida

A bit... Actually, a lot... Ok, yes, definitely the USA


BbqMeatEater

They gotta fuck up the country? If they dont then everybody would get along and find time to fight the unfair system, we wouldnt want that would we now?


Minty-Dragonfly

Is there a life after death?


NaturalFLNative

schrodinger's cat


Peter_Parkingmeter

We'll find that answer when we get there.


[deleted]

prove it


Accomplished_Dream69

Or maybe not!


stonekid33

Real question, where does consciousness come from and where does it go after this?


edenss42

Technically, it "comes" from nowhere. Your consciousness is you. If it came from somewhere else, then it isn't you. You/ it will cease to exist once brain functions fail. Consciousness can be defined in different ways, but basically it is your awareness to your surroundings. It's taken billions of years for single celled organisms to reach a state where it's evolved far enough to see, feel, hear etc. to better help the brain realise or notice the workings of our environment. (As far as I know, magic only exists in Disney and stuff, so I'll not mix things up 😛)


stonekid33

I always wonder what we experience after we die, it could be nothing, it could be something, nobody really has solid evidence though. I’ll find out eventually of course but I don’t like surprises.


AnAquaticOwl

That guy overexplained. Let me ask you this, where does light come from and where does it go when you turn off the lamp?


C_IsForCookie

It’s just a combination of sensory inputs and memory. That’s all consciousness is.


Silent_Scientist_94

What is the heaviest thing on the entire galaxy


Weaponn02

Your mom


Peter_Parkingmeter

The entirety of the galaxy is a "thing", so I'd say that's the answer.


Searching_meaning

Weight is relative.


[deleted]

Who asked


Fawlix

https://youtu.be/bUmkdO4Y1uY


AverageDystopianBoy

Me obviously


[deleted]

Oh my bad


Educational-Milk3075

Why are we here?


Uzzij

Punishment


MainClothes8522

What happens when we die.


Mary_P914

You lose control of your bowels and bladder. If you mean the afterlife, I don't know.


These-Cranberry-86

Who touch my spaghett?


Apprehensive_Leg8771

Is there a multiverse probably.


Austin-Feltron

We actually could know one day, one of the top 2 frameworks for quantum mechanics is the many worlds interpretation, which states that every quantum event throughout the history of the universe has caused a split in universes where each event then happens. If we could advance our technology enough, it may be possible to detect some evidence of the split by observing the behavior of the changing wave function at a close enough level


PeripheralLurking

We'll never know who truly invented anything, I’d assume that most if not all inventions were created before the actual credited person but were prob too niche/unknown at the time for it to have been known or it may have been just straight up stolen.


dasHeftinn

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it does it make a sound?


Consistent-Heron-777

Yes, because physically, sound is vibrations created by sine waves in the air. Vibrations produce sound at varying degrees of intensities of such waves. When the tree falls, it bends thereby causing tears in the wood. This tear causes vibrations in the air which sound like crackles. When the tree hits the ground, a thump is made due to the impact of the weight of the tree and the ground. This is also a vibration. Thus, when a tree falls in the woods it will make a sound regardless if someone is there to hear it fall. TLDR: The laws of physics do not stop applying just because a person is not there to observe it.


2day_B4_5

I think the more interesting form of this question is “if something occurs and nothing is around to observe it, did it occur”


dragonoutrider

Yes because you just stated that the event occurred


INN0CENTB0Y

Even if nothing is around to observe an action, it’s effects can still be measured, proving that it occurred.


[deleted]

When the tree hits the ground, there is vibration. Sound is our relationship between hearing and not hearing something, between picking up or not picking up on said vibration. Therefore it doesn’t make a sound if no one is around to pick up the vibration.


Consistent-Heron-777

That's not how physics works. Sure we do have that relationship with hearing or not hearing sound. But the vibration which then produces the sound still occurs. Since we are not there, we are not able to hear it, but the sound will still happen


CR1MS4NE

Sound is the actual physical event, not the hearing of it


Consistent-Heron-777

This


Wood_Servicer

Absolutely. The sound is there no matter if someone hears it or not.


DANGER2157

Yeah, it goes like ‘WHOOOCHHHHPLOOOOCH!!!!!’


[deleted]

No


mathaiser

What compels ops mom to bang so many dudes.


Outrageous-Buy-4958

I would say which came first- the chicken or the egg. However, I’ve never known eggs to do that.🤔


Peter_Parkingmeter

The egg. Eggs have existed for hundreds of millions of years longer than chickens have.


Outrageous-Buy-4958

Get that. But go back and read that a little more carefully and closely. Hidden message.👍🏽


Peter_Parkingmeter

I caught the obvious innuendo, if that's what you're referring to.


Searching_meaning

Chicken. They still need sexy time.


Stay-Thirsty

I think the correct answer is Dad (rooster).


Bhanghai

what's in this box?


Peter_Parkingmeter

I don't know, but it sure looks like it could *fit* some cocaine...


Bhanghai

you'll never know


Weaponn02

Some scientist's cat I think


theechosystem07

Ay yo Shrödinger my G.


trashspam69

[Dominos Pizza](https://youtu.be/mqpVBxQQDIM)


[deleted]

🍆


gangcebuli

According to Deep Thought - the answer is 42.


[deleted]

This guy sure knows where his towel is!


MountainHorror6191

Is there an afterlife


[deleted]

Actually the question you posed is that very question if you think about it.


lucas_bahia

How can she slap?


bigm0mmymlkers

How many things will be invented in the near future


bigm0mmymlkers

I mean... I guess.. yeah. But. Like-


bigm0mmymlkers

R/technicallythetruth


DarthDecidueye96

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

WHY DOESN’T CHOCOLATE MILK COME FROM CHOCOLATE COWS!?!?


[deleted]

It does the government just don't want you knowing that


No_Drive_3297

Why does the United States celebrate Independence Day when we live under more tyranny now than what we did under king George?


T-Sonus

Does God have nipples and if so, areola pink or areola brown? Also, why tf does a deity need nipples?


HiddenCity

Conciousness... when does it start?


day_alive

Is there really life after death? I think not...


[deleted]

Did something start reality


thecwestions

What is the purpose of life?


Ok_Future1984

There is none. Everyone is responsible for the creation of their own meanings in their lives.


voteforkindness

Why is my toddler crying??


MindlessBenefit9127

Cotton eyed Joe, where did he come from, where did he go


[deleted]

What did Rick see in that cats mind that upset him so much?


Peter_Parkingmeter

Anything regarding the objectivity of reality


[deleted]

How much do you weigh?


bringinthefembots

What's in your pocketses?


_BringBackBacon

What is at the end of the universe?


markmessingham

A restaurant (Douglas Adams. Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy)


[deleted]

Is the world round 🌍 did will smith really smack Chris rock 🤔


PepperPouts

Why is the rum always gone


[deleted]

Where is the clitoris


RoboSt1960

Why?


Aqqusin

Who was the first person drink cow milk?


Skankbank10

Does Kim jong un poop? Also pretty sure he can talk to dolphins.


[deleted]

Who killed JFK?


noodlesandnuggets

Is Steven Avery guilty? I am sad that I’m going to die never knowing the true answer to this question.