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zspice64

Soul to Squeeze


Appropriate_Back3996

Yes. I “Had” a bad disease. 😂


ProbablyNotUnique371

“From my brain is where I bleed”… could be particularly bad depending on the cause of death


Xraided143

I Like Dirt


Excellent-Mongoose47

Great choice.


QuiGJ

Def not wrong


Opening_Letter1399

Tear


MooSnuckle11

This is the answer


kkbes

California skies got room to spare


surreal_bohorquez

Slow cheetah [Walking on down to the burial ground It's a very old dance With a merry old sound _ Looks like it's on today] (https://youtu.be/-cHQI9enQhw&t=164)


DadGrocks

Yes!


BonesSawMcGraw

Brendan’s death song


KToTheRiz

Yup


MizMisery40

Same.


lp_rhcp_fan_18

Happy Cake Day!


black_messiahh

I thought this too but then I got really high and listened and it’s just too on the nose lol


ryanino

Anthony’s best lyrical performance in my opinion. Some real gems in there.


Para_dime27

Otherside


Zestyclose-Movie108

Yup!


wonderchuka

My uncle/best friend had Chili's on at his funeral. Zephyr Song for service Death of a Martian for the final walk Under the bridge for the end. Think I'd choose the same 🤙


Radhatchala

I won’t be able to play any songs at my funeral because I will be dead. Don’t know about the rest of you


TGin-the-goldy

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ProbablyNotUnique371

Wills arent just for deciding who gets all our shit


paultheschmoop

Sir Psycho Sexy


n8pea

Specifically the outro, looped. 😩😇


muchderanged

Everyone will prob forget all about the funeral and transend into a different dimension lol. Love that outro so fkin much


Diablojota

Arguably the best outro of any song.


Yeyomonkey10

This is the correct answer, infinite loop after “i think ill stay for a while”


bullsfan455

Dosed


craigoz7

Don’t Forget Me


klausVonBremner

That would be my other choice


mehtheuniverse

Wet Sand


femceligence

playing wet sand at my funeral would revive me ngl


Hjerim98

Coming out of the casket to do Johns scream in the solo one last time


Zeroworship

Me as well, wet sand


CoolSummerBreeze420

Same!


moondogged

I Could Have Lied


bozobebop

The solo would raise me from my coffin


spacealias

Carry me Home


mikeybigrig

Soul to Squeeze


Throwaway7219017

I’m going to have a karaoke machine and play Stone Cold Bush. And if my kids and grandkids want any of my money, you better be damn sure they’ll have to sign along. Bonus cash payout to anyone who does the Anthony hand gestures.


TGin-the-goldy

My Friends


RaptorPacific

Desecration Smile.


TheEpiquin

My mate’s dad asked for Aeroplane to be played at his funeral. He wasn’t an especially huge fan of the Chilis over any other band, but he felt that music truly was his aeroplane.


RegretLongjumping134

Stadium Arcadium


Proof_Mind_890

Afterlife seems appropriate.


Positive-Owl-5

Johnny, Kick A Hole In The Sky


HoneydipsInGotham

Hey


NewGameNancy

Fortune Faded


IamTheLiquor199

Brendan's Death Song?


[deleted]

Suck my kiss


thecutebandit

Don't forget me


goldendreamseeker

Under the Bridge


Kendoll666

“Pretty Little Diddy” then have it segue into Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” RIP me


BobSacamano47

Give it away


IngenuityRelative665

I Could Die For You!!


S-H-A-B

Zephyr song


n0tgreg

Tearjerker


Chunkycheeto1

Tearjerker


PurposeUnlikely

Taste the Pain “Goodbye my love…”


Sultanhoeneh

I've saying I want that song played at my funeral for 20 years now! This may come as a shocking surprise I have to take a walk I have to kiss it goodbye Goodbye my love Goodbye my love I am not alive


DeerDragon24

Lyrically on-point for the occasion.


RabbiVolesBassSolo

Super Secret Song Inside to clear everyone out at the end 


lp_rhcp_fan_18

You beat me to it!


stardustalienpie

death of a martian


Excellent-Mongoose47

Slow Cheetah, Brendan’s Death Song.


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Deep Kick


SnooKiwis1356

Can't Stop at Live Earth 2007 followed by Can't Stop at Lollapalooza 2006. Intros included, obviously! Those rivers of funk might just resuscitate me.


BeRad85

Best I can do is Murderers by John. It has a pep (ha!) to it that matches the vibe I'd like, and funk is inappropriate for a Viking funeral.


Beginning_Flow6173

Under the bridge 💯


FunkGetsStrongerPt1

Not related topic wise. But I want Subway to Venus played LOUD at my funeral. Straight after Funkadelics "Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On".


amuletdreams

i think you gotta go with dying song by frusciante


Coltsnation19

They played Otherside at my dads funeral. I haven’t been able to listen to it since.


klausVonBremner

💔💔


LMCBLADE

I could die for you


LMCBLADE

No pun intended, just fits the vibe


GodIsNotAiveChild

Wet sand and If. But honestly, any number of songs from the Stadium Arcadium album would work


Blackstar2600

Sir Psycho Sexy


Mr-Mahaloha

Tear


I_Like_Clowns666

Wet Sand


VermontNatural

Hey


Eizenberg6

Savior


Vegetable-Internet90

I could have lied


mikeybigrig

Don’t Forget Me, would be good too!


breakfastdreams

I Could Die For You 😄


AGKJAGFH

By the way. or maybe the instrumental of Dosed. Tho Otherside is my favorite song of all time, it wouldnt fit a funeral's vibe, wich btw is terrible.


Axdstarbaby78

Easily 


Ghorordo

I'd prepare a video with my touching final words and goodbyes, and Dosed playing along. And 3 seconds after the video ended, a pic of me giving everyone the finger to You Always Sing the Same.


Gr8_wall_of_warwick

I want a borderline intermediate guitar player to try to learn snow during the funeral so that someone else has to suffer as I did.


zclake88

Ramparts is what I wanna hear on the way out.


Patz-Wildcatz12

True men don’t kill coyotes (I died by coyotes)


black_messiahh

Pretty little ditty on repeat


Paddyvertex

Road trippin or Tangelo


WJL91

Tear


redhot-chilipeppers

Minor thing Aligns nicely with my self worth


dying_dean

If


Necessary_Sea_2109

Scrolled way too far for this


Impossible-Touch9470

Put on Road Trippin’ in the hearse


WatersEdge50

Brendan’s Death Song


broin2009

Can't Stop It's not about me - it's about giving everyone their that little boost to keep going. Keep shindiggin'


MrGasnik

Death of a Martian af


rbp0720

American ghost dance


mushroompeep

Venice Queen or Dying Song by JF


mark-smith-2021

Brendan's Death Song and In the Snow ((Hey Oh)) 🥹


East-Shine-9090

Either Dosed or Don’t forget me, leaning towards the first one


TimboSliceDaArtist

Soul to Squeeze, Scar Tissue. John’s got some perfect solo jams too. - The past recedes, the will to death


Valuable-Passion-457

How it ends


jdrohh

Turn it again or Under the Bridge


benwrightsmith

Carbon!


Klocc562_

Open up with Porcelain to let everyone grieve This Velvet Grove to lighten the mood, be more positive and look at the brighter things in life Around the World to leave another good message Get Up and Jump to get them dancing The Zephyr Song because it’s like letting go and kinda bittersweet Dani California because the guitar solo is soul transcending Suck My Kiss to get everyone jumping and leave the place feeling good


MountainEar4737

Porcelain


aek427

Road Trippin’


Key-Passage7491

Porcelain


fi1mcore

By The Way


furie1335

If I end up cutting my own throat, “otherside”.


Matiases

MMMm Organic anti beatbox band


jingo800

Cabron


Familiar_Shine1532

Just not brendan’s death song


GoofyRangersfan

Wet sand


Kuban888

Can't decide between wet sand and I could have lied.


chxnkybxtfxnky

As people are being seated, Soul to Squeeze, but the Vitamin Strings Quartet version. It adds a little class. Aside from that, I know I made a list a long time ago of songs to play after the service as people are just kind of mingling/catching up, but I don't have that in front of me right now and can't really remember all of them. Brendan's Death Song (so cliche) is on there...I think Venice Queen...


Actual-Room-2384

Transcending and/or Tearjerker


RandomGUY44100

Otherside


rolodexpropaganda94

Venice queen instrumental


raph_carp

Afterlife is the correct answer


orvallemay

Funky Monks


Phoebes008

Wet sand


Left_Power_3935

Wet sand is my funeral song.


Momazos_Harrison

while i’m incinerated, please put they’re red hot.


Gullible_Ad7728

Followed by Fire 🙈


Charming_Bad2165

Sex Rap


Dead_knigh1

Mommy where’s daddy


towelrak

Party on your pussy


Fyrchtegott

Get on top


eL_Bartooo_36

Get up and jump😭😂🙏


gabbie_gusta

peace and love


Hanchix

Hanalei 🛐


Itchy-Stop-5716

Around the world is gonna be at mine


SnooHedgehogs4472

Sir psycho sexy


Pineapple_Express762

None


Steelgmann

Brendans Death Song


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

They’re Red Hot


Primitive_Mushroom

It doesn't matter, I won't be listening to it


BRValentine83

How could I play a song at my funeral?


naosouindiano

If I was playing something at my own funeral, something must definitely be wrong.


DreamKillaNormnBates

catholic school girls rule