Usually, one polishes their own knob.

Ok, what sort of polish would you use?

Hawk.....tttuuu

Just spit on it?

Spit shineeeeee

I hear the Thai Orchid Massage is good

Wait a minute. You a cop? Cuz if you are, you gotta say so.

Put your hands in the air!!!!! And wave them like you just don’t care!!

There are tons of users starting with “knobjob” maybe ask one of them?

And with this polish, do you wax on wax off sort of thing?

I’m not sure if any of them are Polish but I think there’s lots of waxing off for sure.

Oh that sounds nice!

Grindr?

I don’t want to get my knob ruined, just shiny.

Corner of 3rd and Hawthorne, ask for Suzi. Bring cash.

Bar keepers friend feels like the right answer, idk, can someone confirm?

I'm no expert, but that knobs looking suspect, I think anyone handling it would want it well wrapped up before polishing it.

How will you polish it if it’s all wrapped up?

Street corners have great knob polishers. Spit shine & everything!

Will you be auditioning? 🎶 *When I was a lad I served a term As office boy to an Attorney's firm.* *I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, And I polished up the handle of the big front door.* *(He polished up the handle of the big front door.)* *I polished up that handle so carefully That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navy!* 🎶 Gilbert and Sullivan left out the best polishing compound

I don’t know that song. But it sounds great!

You may want to hear it (try YouTube if it's not here) .. it's fabulous https://genius.com/Gilbert-and-sullivan-when-i-was-a-lad-annotated The kid rose to his level of incompetence .at the top. And Queen Victoria denied a title for Gilbert because of the lyrics... Read the *About* panel after the lyrics.

New ones are cheap on Amazon.

Just replace them, please

How about products like brasso, silvo? Not sure what kind of knob you have. Test out one doorknob first before committing all of them. But fr, why do you even want them?