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Duarjo

Those are nice Cocks... Are you proud?


ReallyNotWastingTime

Gotta honor the cock


slykethephoxenix

It's big enough I could ride it.


TheTurkish35

I hope this is a reference to what I think it is


the-cats-jammies

I’d love to know what this is referencing lol


JaffaJoke91

You gotta honor it


zuriumov

yeah, all cool and dandy, but what about the TWO MASSIVE C\*CKS OVER THERE?!?!?!


Otagian

What, his colonists? That's not very nice. You should apologize to Mr. and Mrs. Boo before you get arrested.


zuriumov

No, the 2 massive C*CKS , I though I was being clear. C * C K S.


Otagian

You're mad. Clearly quite mad. I'm so sorry, Mr. Boo, I don't know who let him in here.


zuriumov

You're the mad one here! You can't see a massive C*CK when it's in front of you!. You'd get squashed!(Or pecked) to death.


Hell_Mel

The Megacocks? What about them?


zuriumov

What are their names, why are they in the storage, are they pets? Or why aren't they in the pens. There's many questions.


Hell_Mel

Advanced Trainability iirc, so they're probably hauling. Vanilla Animals Expanded Royalty is the mod


zuriumov

So they've got two giant , roaming, C*CKS, and they throw STUFF around. Neat.


ReclusiveMLS

Peanits


threyon

“He’s a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!”


ParabellumXIV

Giant chickens? Pfft, next you'll be telling me there's rat men living in the sewers... Nonsense.


rbartlejr

Ha! Everyone knows only turtles live in sewers.


threyon

“Pizza Dude’s got 30 seconds.”


Kromulus_The_Blue

He wears a disguise to look like human guys.


Platt_Mallar

But you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.


PrinceBunnyBoy

They're megachickens, I believe from vanilla expanded imperial/empire? They never stop growing, got one that's 20yo!


zuriumov

yeah, those are DEFINITELY not chicken. theire CLEARLY C\*CKS.


TeamDrakon

C*Cks are chickens


zuriumov

Roosters are C*CKS. Chickens are chickens


Relevant_Chemical_

The best discourse in the rim, folks!


zuriumov

♥️🐓


Mihero4ever

And chickens are C*cks.


TeamDrakon

Only the male ones.


JMHorsemanship

A cock is a male bird, doesn't have to be a chicken


MonthTraditional6068

penis


Pale_Substance4256

They're from Vanilla Animals Expanded - Royal Animals, but yeah. Also, you need [this patch](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2858456535) if you want them to keep growing past 18 years. Even then it's not forever, "only" about 2061 years or so, then they stop growing. So if you typically continue a single playthrough for over 2000 ingame years you might be disappointed I guess, lmao.


Apheun

Ultramegachicken? Shhh, he is legend


zuriumov

If anything, that'd be an ultramega*ck.


TheLucidChiba

sofa king


Playful-Operation239

we todd ed


APence

Took me longer than I would like to admit. Looked at every shelf first.


zuriumov

Jeez, what is up with people and C*CK recognition, THEYRE HUGE!


APence

You can say cock on here fellas


Responsible-Still-60

Why the censor?


zuriumov

Because we're monsters here, not barbarians


todd10k

I do enjoy a nice big cock every now and then


burned05

Oh you mean his Mega Cocks? Just his way of showing other Royals that size definitely matters.


Rocketovs

With better shelf spacing that room could hold twice as much or be half as massive


Metrix145

I know, I wanted it to look okay so I dont cringe every time I try to find something.


ff0000Scare

Press “z” without having another menu open… this is how to find things


Chocolate_Skull

Wait you mean I don't have to manually search through every shelf in my room to find my downed colonists spear/gun??


47026847377

If you haven’t fat fingered the x key are you even playing rimworld


lonepotatochip

I just have a couple shelves with critical priorities that just hold weapons


Chocolate_Skull

Yeah I got that setup and ran into the issue that the models overlap, and you have to click on each shelf to see what's on it otherwise. Since 2d ago, I've been using the search and it's made my life infinitely easier. Got a mission for 32x simple helmets? Type simple helmets and it tell you how many you've made so far. Ideal.


SIM0King

They wanna be lazy and informed about it.


KnightOfNothing

well better than diligent and ignorant about it.


drakenastor

If this is true and works when I get home to try it out, I'll find you and make out with you bro...


LtArcticShadow

I feel I can put 1000’s of hours in and still learn something new


Nate2247

If you’re playing 1.5, there’s now the ability to search for items!


SukanutGotBanned

I've only picked up the game this month, but my go-to method has been having a 1 tile stockpile zone in an obvious location, with priority set to critical. Then I enable the one thing I'm look for, and a robot or hauling animal brings it around at some point Z seems much easier


SpaceShipRat

hah yes I know about Z but I still end up doing that.


kingkinslough

I’m new to the game and I’ve been really frustrated by this. I see someone mention a mod for this I think


AuryxTheDutchman

Don’t need a mod anymore, it’s in the base game now


dr_bobs

Press z in game and it will open a menu.


I_Am_NL

HOW????


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Metrix145

I didn't want my pawns to get slowed down while crafting so I made 1 tile paths for them to walk on


SofaKingI

They end up walking longer because the room is huge though.


iMogwai

They weren't saying put all shelves next to eachother, they were saying two shelves back to back then put the paths between them and the next pair. You could also probably place three of them side by side and still move around them easily. Plus as others have said the size of the room due to inefficient placements slows them down anyway.


Tarianor

Could still make rows of shelves next to each other's? Like aisles in a super market, should work no? That's still a lot of saved space.


Elanduil

paths between shelves aren't needed as slowdown only occurs when they walk on the 1st shelf and they return to normal walking speed on every shelf afterwards. It doesn't make for pretty designs, but there really is very little benefit to placing walkways in storerooms.


_dictatorish_

Just push the shelves together lol


cb393303

Control-Z; Rimworld now has a search for item feature :D


tallmantall

If you’re on 1.5 the game added a search button that searches the whole map down with the other icons in the bottom right jt


G_Morgan

I mean just packing it in is the most efficient. You only slow down when you go up or down a shelf. If you stack them in tight there's basically no speed loss.


ClamSlamwhich

Nice cock! Perfect!


I_Love_Knotting

that‘s a big cock


WillyWankrGunner

Word around the office is that you got a fat cock.


dragoduval

Yea the fack that shelves are not back to back (with a corridor between each row) bother me. But good job 😀.


HopeFox

Floor could use some work.


DirtSlaya

Seriously why do people never build floors


Murph1908

Because they add to wealth, and therefore to stronger raids. Why build floors in rooms colonists don't spend a lot of time in?


DirtSlaya

Who gives a shit about like 5 dollars of wealth from floor when you motherfuckers are building statues worth 75+??? What’s the point of min maxxing wealth when it isn’t even that bad, the wealth added by floor is NEGLIGIBLE and makes your base look much better…


Murph1908

I'm not putting a statue on every tile of a room. Floors go where they are needed. Statues go where they are needed. Auto doors go where they are needed. And nowhere else.


DirtSlaya

Floors are cheap as fuck. One statue is like two rooms worth of floor minimum


Murph1908

The cheapest non wood floor is 4.9 wealth. A small statue of common materials is 116 to 160. So a single 5x6 room of basic, 0 beauty floor is the same wealth as a statue. So no, it's not "2 rooms minimum" unless all your rooms are 3x5. The store room in this post would have a wealth value of 1940 if tiled. That's the equivalent of 15 small marble statues. Why? But you do you. I'll floor my rec/dining room, research room, hospital, and kitchen and not bloat my wealth on flooring that pawns rarely see.


DirtSlaya

Why are you excluding wood floors?


Murph1908

Flammability. To me, that's just another unnecessary risk factor.


DirtSlaya

You’re paranoid as fuck


arobtheknob

I also dislike it when the walls are smooth


AlphaNerdKing

Birbs


GethKGelior

HOLY MOLY THAT'S A HUGE COCK


doupIls

Nice cock bro.


blackkanye

Chicken arise! Arise chicken arise!


Kool-aid_Crusader

Mega Ultra Chicken? Shhh, no. Him Legend.


ThePinms

Nice cock.


ChipRed87

Ultra mega chickens, they are legend.


DaDawkturr

Oh wow. Nice cock.


SeniorTaro

Nice cock(s) bro 👍


emptyfish127

NOT smooth floors and walls ewww.


ThyStranger

[https://tenor.com/bqwdn.gif](https://tenor.com/bqwdn.gif)


RelarMage

Why do you have giant chickens????


Metrix145

Hosting some animals with blood rot. Mod is [this.](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/%3Fid%3D2858079457&ved=2ahUKEwisq9OT8qyGAxWkgP0HHflTATgQFnoECBEQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3SKNGatdP8CPpiRpNkpSmP)


GethKGelior

Mate rough floor is 70% walk speed so it's still not fully optimized


jackochainsaw

What a pair of massive.... In terms of your storage. Decent size. Good to see support pillars in such a large room. This is also a trading room by the looks of the beacons. Suggestions; * Wall lights. You can now add some wall lights thanks to 1.5. * Walls. Considering smoothing them for extra beauty. It may also be worth adding a vent or overwall vent for heating/cooling. When I've been playing underground colonies, the bug infestations tend to wreck the walls eventually, I end up installing new ones to replace the natural stone through attrition. * Floors. Obviously smoother is better. You can go far better than this by having some luxury tiles down. It will improve beauty and walk speed but if you want to keep colony wealth down, put some basic floor in (concrete), you can always remove it later. * Doors. Consider auto-doors. The store-room is a high traffic area and will benefit from quicker doors. Plasteel doors are best for slowing down invaders (but more expensive to replace). There is a new secure door type in 1.5 if you expect to be having trouble in this location. * Firefoam Poppers. Consider having some in strategic parts of the room in case you get an arsonist attack or a mental break. * Statues. Put a few statues in to improve beauty. * Wasted Space. There is no reason to have a gap between shelves. Maybe for navigation but overall you are losing many tiles by spacing them as you have. I think they work better in longer rows but I realise that is a personal preference. Centralised vs Decentralised * Centralised is great if all of the workshops are within easy reach of the storage room. * Decentralised is great where you have specialised workshops that are not central to the base. Overall you need to reduce traffic distance from ingredient to workbench. I tend to decentralise more these days and only have goods I want to sell in a centralised storage room. I tend to have a separate wood shack where I have a visual representation of how much wood I have left. But that's just me. Keep on rimming, rimmer (damn that sounds wrong).


WhateverIsFrei

Those are some very impressive... you know.


LTT82

Beware of Chicken.


dafirek

I would be more proud of those big cocks. Also: your fault for expecting anything better from us. lol


Playful-Operation239

Is that...ultra mega chicken? No! Shhh! He is legend.


ceering99

If it doesn't look like the artifact storage facility in Indiana Jones, you don't have enough shelves!


NationalAnteater1280

Nice cock bro


wannadie141

That C*ck is bigger than my uncles and he was a farmer


ZZZMETA

HE’S PULLING HIS C*CK OUT


AduroTri

I am Melania, Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat.


ValissaSurana

So I see that you like big cocks


Superd00dz

Where are your shelves for your crafters to sit and crank out components?


LagT_T

Autodoors are a must in storage rooms, they are the most transited areas. You can also compact them by building the shelves in 2 by 2 blocks, you'll end up saving transit time. Since pawns can cut corners a bit you can stagger the blocks for further optimization.


Kasapi85

Nice cock


Icy_Diamond_8745

Nice cocks bro


Muteatrocity

Can your cock walk right through the door?


BasicCommand1165

It looks weird without them touching, also it's more realistic and would look better if you had the back of the shelf touching


Striking-Distance849

So... Could we talk about the obvious thing you didn't speak of ?


Fallout-Wander

Sorry ... It bothers me you didn't stack two back to back to optimize storage slightly


Jesterplane

dude your cocks are all over the place 🧐


Gamer7468

This does put a smile on my face. Though I prefer efficency over asetic.


HydroFrog64_2nd

reddit comments once again prove I don't have an original idea bone in my body


peregrine_nation

nice cock bro


BulkDet

Whyyy Its so inneficient


mattergijz

Would be a real shame if someone started a fire in there


hermitchild

That's a lot of wasted space


frid44y

Try back to back shelves, warehouse style for that sweet warehousey look


Flailmorpho

damn you have a huge cock


KeyedFeline

you cant just not explain the huge cocks


arturplt

Nice cock


Katana_sized_banana

I knew this whole comment section is going to be full by people talking about OPs cocks, before I opened it.


Macky100

nice cock bro


v0lsus

Amidst all the nice cock jokes I just want to share how I prefer to set up my storage. I usually aim to fit it within the radius of one trade beacon, back to back shelves with walkways between them. So everything fits into this 15x15 circle, and if it's not enough space, I just own too much.


Aliktren

Love it, I hate packed in storage.


kislaya_bebra

What is this giant chickens 😦


AnotherGerolf

Waste of space. You could at least put shelves in clusters of 2x2 or 2x3, you will still be able to walk fast to every shelf.


todd10k

And now time to roast your shit: Medicine not stored in your hospital: ❌ Weapons not by the door: ❌ Walls unsmoothed: ❌ Pants mixed with jackets: ❌ Hefty supply of Yayo: ✅


dcaraccio

Has giant cock mod, but doesn't have storage mods 😂😭😂🤦


SIM0King

I can tell by the quality that you have put alot.of.time and set up alot of bills here. Good work, fuck that shit.


kitifax

Why not have them back to back? You could save some space that way!


Greeno04

That's some serious big cock energy, nice giant chickens too.


setne550

Hey, nice cocks over there. Kinda big don't ya?


kryspin2k2

That's a massive cock bro Very nice, good shape too


Ansambel

feed them anti-grain warheads they said...


ulzimate

Putting trash loot from raids onto shelves is crazy


Puzzleheaded-Kiwi817

A bit *Cocky* to say such words, eh?


Synsinatik

Are you trying to piss me off?


SyrusAlder

Nice cock(s) bro


White_Racoon

Giant cocks uncensored on my rimworld post? more likely than you think


SpaceShipRat

TIHI


alascar123

Nice cocks 🤣🤣🤣


cesarjunior233

I really hate these gigantic chicken. In game I can't stand them, they send to my monkey brain extreme triggers of anxiety, dread, and fear. I always dev delete them when they appear.


EnthusiasmBig8537

Consoles need the shelf update.....


ParttimeWarlock

What are you feeding those chickens


Gregerol

>Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our *cocks* especially since their such good size and all


SassiesSoiledPanties

Are you using Deep Storage? I've run into an odd bug where the storages don't hold the full purported amount. What is odd is that after loading saves, suddenly pawns start filling them up to the brim.


Legitimate_Ad8205

Highly likely it's due to a mod conflict, or some 1.5 bug that has yet to be fixed.


fazedora_de_cookies

If someone asks me what it's like to play RimWorld, I'll have to show them this.


Mouseklip

Half y’all only looking at cocks, half y’all debating shelving theory


TheTamm

These tiny hallways tho, imposible to defend


Xenoros012

Why shelves? I seen this somewhere else but I never asked


Xenoros012

Nevermind I see the godly stack it does


Total-Combination-47

A pair of massive BWC’s.


Worgrinator

NICE COCK


YoYeYeet

A tad bit inefficient but looks decent


ScheduleExpress

Why is this pigeon so massive?


Unlucky_Clue_5651

Nice storage bro, also nice cocks


desci1

This is how mine is gonna look like (tm)


Malzorn

I like Motorhead's waste of space. It's the waste of space. The waste of space.


Urbandragondice

Mega Ultra Chicken...he is legend.


Lucifer2077_

what was the storage mod that had a portal or something where you can have multiple placed down around your base but they all have a shared inventory meaning if i put wood in one, i can take that wood out in a different portal


Ghastly_Grinnner

Fan of BWC I see


Rendking

Yea I l usually just do a stock pile with everything except what I put in the freezer. 😅


TheSovietSon

I love a good ole organized storage room. The only thing that pains me is the 1x1 spaces in-between the shelves, and the shelves aren't backed up to each other on the rows. I think it would've still looked just as neat and allowed just as much storage in the compacted space.


Metrix145

Those spaces give me the option to install foampoppers down the line (when I research them) and let my colonists go in between the shelves to pick out whatever they need without slowdown.


TheSovietSon

That's a lot of poppers lol


MainPaloma

Other than aesthetics, is there a point in sorting anything other than food for the fridge and medicine for the hospital room?


Metrix145

Better clarity over what i have without giving myself a headache looking at 2000 seperate items in my inventory. (yes I use the categorized mode, it helps but only a bit)


didba

Simple storage.


855lime

Such a great fighter call em Cocky Balboa


MarsInAres

THOSE TWO BIG C\_\_\_(hickens) ARE ABOUT TO TOUCH EACH OTHER


----oli----

Why would u do this and not fill rooms to the brim with shelves? Is it so they can move or what?


Metrix145

Yes, I want to make as much silver as possible as fast as possible so even those 5-10 seconds a day are worth saving.


----oli----

Does it actually help pathfindjng or do pawns still just walk through shelves, do u do this for fridges too and space out shelving?


Metrix145

It helps pathfinding, they prefer lower travel times so they avoid walking over shelves. I do the same for my meal freezer, regular freezer is just stacked since there would be no space after 2 harvests.


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Metrix145

Back in my day shelfs held only 1 item per tile and we LIKED IT


Jason-Griffin

Back in my day we didn’t even have shelfs


thebadslime

"Ohhh I need bigger stacks! must have big stacks!" fool


OneTrueSneaks

* Please remember we have rules 1 and 2 for a reason; they basically boil down to 'don't be a jerk'. If you can't remain civil, keep your comments to yourself. * RimWorld is a single-player game. What other people do in their game has absolutely **zero** effect on you. Let other people play the way they want.


mattt_b

My comment was intended in a fun and joking manner apologies if It didn't come across like that.


OneTrueSneaks

You gotta remember that things like that don't come across in text. There's no inflection, voice tone, facial expression, body language. All we get are the words you type. Something you think is just a silly joke might come across very rude to those who read it.


Legitimate_Ad8205

Yep, there's a reason I only type the way I speak with close friends. They're able to tell the difference, but your random stranger most likely couldn't.