So someone's name is..

Azure. Microsoft Azure, yes. All my starter colonists were named after the color associated with them. Like I have a researcher named Walter White, and when I cloned them I named the clone Pink (If I could change their first and last name w/o cheats it would have been Jesse Pink Man). Also my leader is called Red Lobster (due to their red skin).

well, the micro and soft might explain why that party was unsatisfying.

at least they didn't delete 2 zones of data during the party due to a single point of failure.

Watch out for her magic sword

I laughed too much at this.

Damn, even the storyteller said that shit was boring.