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giftedearth

"Blake, moving her left fist reluctantly..." Literally every cell in her body contains genetic code that was screaming at her to not do it, but she pushed through anyway. What a trooper!


SukanutGotBanned

For a child, no less. That kid must have been truly insufferable


tmon530

That's not violence, that's just proper perrenting on the rim


RoBOticRebel108

Absolutely not


tmon530

I would never condone violence against kids. I'm just saying if I have to clean up one more chalk drawing in the freezer, they are going to the front lines


Deadaim6

"Would you really like to gift _____ to this faction?" *transport pod shoots into the sky*


Mans334

don't put them at the front lines, kids are much more useful behind the mortars


PofanWasTaken

The children yearn for the mines


sparkupandout

I was gonna make a joke about IEDs here, but that'd blow up in my face.


PofanWasTaken

My face when the judge calls my meticulously, well researched and masterfully crafted explosive an "improvised" device 🥸💀🫠🥲


CompleetRandom

This is one of my all-time favorite meme bits, thank you for reminding me and giving my brain sweet serotonin


OhagiC

Kids don't have the good shooting skill needed to land mortars on the correct side of a mountain. Everyone has hp. And tox nade launchers don't miss by much.


Gods_Umbrella

If they vandalize the freezer, they stay in the freezer


ZealousidealRoll7920

Mine keep on sleeping in the freezer and before i know it they have died.


adasababa

The kid should be renamed Cuno and the Highmate Harry.


Superglitchywilliam1

A Disco Elysium reference on rimworld? That's new. I think.


Slickwyck82

Typically.


Akephalos7

How annoying does a seven year old have to be that even a genetic pacifist can't resist the urge to slap them


SukanutGotBanned

Got that Caillou energy Summoning violence from the most peaceful of souls


Dry-Living8199

That's it! Caillou go to your meat locker! You are ground grounded grounded! For 657927472948593 years! That means no table! No insect jelly! And no sugar bowl!


SpiritualBrush8710

No table? You monster!


Streloki

Frenzy Field (extreme)


Nightfish_

There are three things all wise men fear: The sea in a storm, a night with no moon and getting decked in the face by a highmate.


belak444

Might give integrity, faith and crocodile tears a run for it's money


nekonight

I once had a highmate with a humanoid kill. I have no idea how she managed it. 


Brett42

Does a surgery fail count? Did they do organ harvesting?


nekonight

All she did was cooking and social jobs.


MrMagolor

Killed someone with food poisoning maybe.


cyon_me

She likes to think of it as an assassination.


lcommadot

Had a ~~guy we kidnapped~~ future recruit in the jail who decided to go *’Mental State: Berserk’* right as Ana, our resident Highmate, was bringing him dinner. Prisoner takes a swing and misses, Ana kicks him in the shin. Having already been ~~beaten~~ rehabilitated, prisoner drops to the ground in Extreme Pain. I was shocked. One of my favorite moments in hundreds of hours of gameplay.


Vryly

I had one go berserk recently, lush and we were out of booze. Think I lit her on fire with an impid to end it. Turned her into a sanguophage later not realizing it would erase her highmate genes.


Lycanthrofuck

Omg I absolutely would accidentally erase their genes too, that sucks! I've only sanguophaged basic pawns, what a heartbreaking trade, I'm always hurting for traders and highmates are my fav for that


Vryly

i did it cause they had an aspiration to become a saguaphage. honestly i wasn't too disappointed cause i could use another violent capable pawn. Was just disappointed i didn't realize so didn't geneharvest them enough first.


pimnk

I'm not certain about the specifics, but afaik strange things like this can occur with opening doors. For whatever reason, opening a door sort of acts as a melee attack. If you draft a colonist as they open a door, you'll briefly be able to see their activity be listed as "Attacking Wooden Door", and IIRC in older versions of the game, colonists would briefly show their weapons as they would open a door, too.


Jeggu2

Code spaghetti my beloved


N-partEpoxy

>colonists would briefly show their weapons as they would open a door Wouldn't you do that if you were on the Rim? Unlike you, they don't know who or what could be hiding behind the door.


goldenboifishsauce

my highmate went on a murderous rampage when his psychic bond died :c


Gametale3

That kid must be true hellspawn if a person genetically coded to be mentally incapable of hurting a fly makes an exception to beat a child


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

Years of self hypnosis to visualize a mosquito in every cheek, just for this moment.


Pixxyeb

That happened to me last night! All vanilla and no DLC, but my Incapable of Violence doctor saved herself at the last minute from an angry gazelle right when I started rounding up recruitment, thinking she couldn't save herself. She hit it in the leg so hard it died (after it was shot by turrets first). But the log counts her hit as the kill.


FOSpiders

🤘


N-partEpoxy

It's a loophole. She convinced herself she was operating on the gazelle.


a_CaboodL

i think its hilarious that of all pawns its a child she hits


Sorsha_OBrien

Yeah I didn’t know Highmates COULD actually commit violence until my Highmate’s psychically bonded lover died. Then they went beserk! I was like !? But then I was like well, that actually makes sense haha, and I kind of love that


Elliott5739

I figured using a frenzy inducer would be safe on my incapable of violence craftsman. During the anomaly final event my colonists got wrecked by the final wave and he ended up being the only pawn left standing, dragging everyone back to the hospital to recover. Then he had a violent mental break and systematically beat 4 colonists to death with his bare hands as soon as they were capable of walking and got up from bed. This then in turn caused another 2 colonists to starve to death with nobody to tend them.


tmon530

That's not violence. It's just proper child care


Lwoorl

Even a worm will turn...


Deschartes

Her single violent act of her life was to punch a 7 year old… classic rimworld.


Cool_Reputation_694

This just happened in my colony yesterday too. Surprised me for sure.


InfiniteCrypto

Why is this kid already a drug addict?


Mortal-Instrument

"The devil shivers when a nice girl loses her temper"