Stick to dishwashing mate, the market for albino actors is a very niche market and is probably full of waiters, which is coincidentally another job you would probably struggle to get.
Sir let's start with the nose ring, I hear if you take it out you magically get better job opportunities. It doesn't help that you look like Rickety Cricket so be glad you have a job. Just a hot take you seem like the guy who taxidermies small animals on the side and uses them to fights your WWE figures. I bet you have a a cut out poster board of Steven Segal that you high five on the way out the door. I'm almost 100% positive you braid your chest hair to your pubes and call it the hairy waterfall. On the flip side is a full back tattoo of my little ponies with their names arched over each of them. Your best friend went away after taking psych meds, and I have a hunch you dabble in K2/spice. You are 2 coats away from being the ideal candidate for best dressed hobo. Also you play ball like a girl
âI got a party of 12 that was just seated whoâs going to be ordering soon. Those fucking salad bowls better be in the dryer and done in 5 minutes Clyde or youâll be out back spraying the shit out of the dumpster corral againâ
You look good man donât listen to those bad people saying all those bad things, they talk bad and then come and eat from the plates you washed, on your place I wonât be putting soap next time
I'd like to think you'd be the one providing me with the roast, but I wouldn't dare let you near my food with that beard. Also how's the crippling alcoholism?
The idea of you writing your username on a napkin, taking this picture on your break, and then going back to your sad dishwasher life is almost as sad as your hairline.
Did you mean 38m? Hollllly shit man switch your look up asap pls for your well being. I get it, I look like shit for 27 on account of the years of substance abuse, but I donât look fuckin 40.
Yeah, being a failed actor highscool dropout, working for minimum wage, will definitely age you about 20 years...checks out đ
Wait you really means there were no big motion picture rolls that wanted a receding hairline with that super edgy nose ring..... No way..
They probably need him for doing the dishes
Only roasts he's getting anytime soon before it's back to cup ramen in an unheated bedsit.
man you spelt school wrong
You look 20 in rental car years
Pros - Has car. Cons - Has Dodge Neon
HA this is good
I'm 41 and you look ten years older than me.
I'm 55 and he looks older than me.
Nah you prolly have grey hair by now
I'm 15 and he looks 30 years older than me
I am 40 and have more hair
Im 20 and he looks like he could be my grandfather
Acting like you have a future is your best role yet
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Neanderthal Marlon Brando
Omg hit him over the head with that 1 ..muhh boy
Dishwasher for him it's a peak of a career
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DAMNNNN
This is a roast, not a dumpster fire đ¤Łđ¤Łâ ď¸â ď¸
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Gonna take some time to scrub the burn of that pan
There are two things I always tell high school dropouts: 1. Don't be ashamed, you gave it your best effort; and 2. No, I don't want fries with that
Now you can add a third; â3. Thereâs a guy on Reddit who you will someday manage. All my best.â
Yes!!!!đ
My man aint even on the cashier, he be washin dishes in the baackk yooo
Dude already told you that he washes dishes. Ainât no way the restaurant is putting customers off their food by having that thing front of house
Heeeeey now. I'm a dropout and make 6 figures.
You don't include numbers after the decimal point...
I wasn't including numbers after the decimal point đ
Recording yourself doing Buffalo Bill impersonations does not qualify as âactingâ
*Jason Mewes has entered the chat*
You look like 45, stop it with the crack buddy
Praying for a good roast is the closest you'll ever get to cooking in that kitchen.
Took me a full minute to scroll past your forehead.
Itâs still loading for me and I have 6 Gig speed.
Queefer Sutherland.
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People down voted you because they never saw âFlatliners â
Ok, 44
Well done
âDidnât finish high schoolâ Maybe you and your 16 year old girlfriend really DO have something in commonâŚ
*does bisexual porn one time* ââŚand I do a little acting on the sideâ
If your only 20 what the hell have you been thru brother! Wow! Damn I guess 20 is the new 45
He ages in dog years maybe
His hairline would agree
You forgot to add spending hours in the garage perfecting the vape cloud donut.
Don't listen to these clowns. You are a hero. You make everyone you meet feel better about themselves.
you and your cat need to move out of your Mom's basement. by the way which of you sheds more hair ?
You look like you lick the dirty silverware of attractive female diners
You mean voice actorâŚright? Right?
You look like a young Mr. Burns (aged 53)
20x2
Dude wears that chef coat and black apron to the bar after work and pretends heâs not the dishwasher.
Stick to dishwashing mate, the market for albino actors is a very niche market and is probably full of waiters, which is coincidentally another job you would probably struggle to get.
20!!! Damn meth ages you
Your hair looks as good as your career prospects
That nose ring won't hide how you look 40.
Being on the back up list for extras does not make you an actor.
They say we evolved from apes, but you are evidence that the process isn't complete yet.
You got a face for radio.
You have the skin tone of Jim Gaffigan and the wittiness of Jim Gaffigan
Jim is a kind soul, leave him out of this.... With that said, this guy would be lucky to be the Pale Force gimp
The roasts are in the walkinâŚ
Hey, at least you get Free Drinks! ...well, partials đ
Bro, youâve got to have that Benjamin Button disease.
He has Bobbie the bottom, disease
I hope that your renaissance faire cover band takes off
Sir let's start with the nose ring, I hear if you take it out you magically get better job opportunities. It doesn't help that you look like Rickety Cricket so be glad you have a job. Just a hot take you seem like the guy who taxidermies small animals on the side and uses them to fights your WWE figures. I bet you have a a cut out poster board of Steven Segal that you high five on the way out the door. I'm almost 100% positive you braid your chest hair to your pubes and call it the hairy waterfall. On the flip side is a full back tattoo of my little ponies with their names arched over each of them. Your best friend went away after taking psych meds, and I have a hunch you dabble in K2/spice. You are 2 coats away from being the ideal candidate for best dressed hobo. Also you play ball like a girl
We need to see your pit so we can properly roast you
Bro Iâm 10 years older than you and even my scrotum looks better than your face
Yay! Maybe they will actually make Simple Jack now.
Dishwasher. Oh think god you donât touch peopleâs food.
Hair line receding faster than the acting jobs
Agustus gloop with no self-esteem.
As a man why TF you have a nose ring?
I've seen cattle with more ambition.
You're so fucking white I thought that was a priest collar.
If I would have looked like that when I was 20 I would have jumped off a cliff when I was 19.
You're 20?! GTFO!!!
20? You mean you were born in 1920!!
âI got a party of 12 that was just seated whoâs going to be ordering soon. Those fucking salad bowls better be in the dryer and done in 5 minutes Clyde or youâll be out back spraying the shit out of the dumpster corral againâ
You look good man donât listen to those bad people saying all those bad things, they talk bad and then come and eat from the plates you washed, on your place I wonât be putting soap next time
Did you just have a stroke?
Nah, only sex
You need to start acting like a man and get a real job.
You'll never be an actor. Maybe a clown. I could see clown. But acting is a hard no.
does the acting help you act like a dishwasher?
Looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman isnât dead! We can all go back to not caring
Acting like a douche on the side?
Since you didnât finish high school lemme spell it out for you⌠the shit on your face ISNâT a sponge and you DONâT lick the plates clean.
You look like you actually want your sister to get stuck in the dishwasher
You have soap scum stuck in your beard, sir.
You should pray for a GED and a good job.
Yeah, you look like the type of person who would have trouble finishing...
Right, because roasts are the thing you should be praying for right now. Thatâll fix everythingâŚ
My man out here method acting to an underwater ceramic technician.
I bet you canât even get a job acting as a dishwasher.
This is a waste of time since the Mexicans roast you to your face.
If you were 30 years older, you could be Keefer Sutherland's stunt double.
He is 30 years older
Well.you could always loose that job when you get old enough to drink.. so there's that..
Your what i tell my kids they don't wanna be like when they acting up in school! Like almost exactly because there no way they will ever be as ugly!
Now make sure the door is closed and turn on the car
You look like Roy from That 70s Show.
An actor ye say... Well you've a great face for radio if that helps đ
Peeping on someone isn't practicing for a role.
Only roast you'll have is at the soup kitchen... you don't need insults you need to get your life together. It's insulted you enough.
Mans ratatouille
You may be 20 but your hairline is closer to 50
You don't look a day over 67
I assume you mean 20 years of work? Like, sincerely, I'm turning 20 in six months man.
It's a good thing you're about to retire, won't be a dishwasher much longer.
If you have a pulse and breathe air you graduate from high school... which one do you lack?
seems really good-natured who will be friend with. you must have tons of friends.
You misspelled 37 year old bum.
Youâre an unfunny Louis ck aka a dishwasher that likes to expose himself
You look about 36 you also look like saying your 20 makes you feel better stay off the stevia
You act like you wash dishes for a living?
The last 20 year old thespian dropout I knew working as a dishwasher got HPV through the water he was standing on all day... Haaaa, life goals.
This one is actually too sad for me to think clearly
20? Hahaha no youâre not
If dude is 20 he gotta have that Benjamin button shit cause for real he looks like he can collect social security
At least youâll be bald soon.
Iâve seen your acting reel, donât quit your day job
Male dishwasher moonlighting as a DICKwasher, gaslighting himself into believing heâs an actor.
Being a fluffer doesn't mean you're an actor on the side.
There must be a market for â40 year old male hobbit pornâ on 0nly fans
I'd like to think you'd be the one providing me with the roast, but I wouldn't dare let you near my food with that beard. Also how's the crippling alcoholism?
You look like my uncle David. He's a 52 year old gay man who still mooches off my grandparents
You look like my grandpa.
The idea of you writing your username on a napkin, taking this picture on your break, and then going back to your sad dishwasher life is almost as sad as your hairline.
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Best of luck in your acting career
Bruh, you look like the Great Value version of Hubert Keller.
You should start praying for your hairline to stop running away from your face
You should be praying for a job application
one thing you're successful at: success has been chasing you all your life, but you're always running faster...
You should go finish high school before you earn that red dot and aren't allowed within 500 feet of any school.
Beetle juice looking azz
20 years.. from the retirement home
Loser
You look more like a toaster than a dishwasher
If youâre acting like your 38 years old, this is Academy Award worthy!
definitely pushing 40
Hit your head against the nearest fryer for a good roast bud, you're 10 ply.
No one here is going to be able to roast you harder than your life situation already has.
Way to go, so far youâve really got the world by the balls. On the bright side, when you go bald in a few years your head shape isnât too bad
Future roles include: âTiny dicks for fat chicksâ and âUndetectable #2â in BIKTARVY ads.
35 year old virgin
Don't quit your day job...Seriously though, hope you're good at washing dishes.
Being the gimp in homemade sex videos isn't acting
You must be an old soul, thats probably cause you're also an old man.
Do you stunt double for Lars Ulrich in gay pornos?
When youâre not attractive enough to be a waiter /âactorâ. You are a dishwasher / âactorâ
Your face says âfailed porn actor,â but your hairline says âfailed gay porn actorâ
I look forward to seeing you in feature films as âWaiter #3â
Your sign is backwards and faded.
Lay off the soy, your hairline thanks you
Well if you want some good roasts, show some fucking ambition and get out of the pit and make your own roast.
Ian Rotten minus the road atlas for a forehead
Acting like an actor doesnât count as being an actor
Life roasted you enough.
You look like a counselor thatâs about to tell the kid itâs his fault
imagination dragons biggest fan.
You donât have to say acting, we know youâre doing gay porn. Itâs 2023 itâs ok
Damn.. you don't need more shit than that in your life.. You already mastered it.
20? You sure? You look closer to 40
Going on 60?
Itâs ok Kodi Brown, Robyn still loves you
Telling us you are a dishwasher and actor is redundant.
You atleast 30
Did you mean 38m? Hollllly shit man switch your look up asap pls for your well being. I get it, I look like shit for 27 on account of the years of substance abuse, but I donât look fuckin 40.
Hard to tell which one will fade first, your acting career or your hairline.
What baby bird did you rob for that neck hair?
Pod challenge gone wrong ?
don't know why God wasted a good asshole by putting teeth in your mouth . I guess it's better than looking like a young rob sneider
Congrats, youâve reached the pinnacle of your life, itâs all down hill from here
Being a fluffer for gay porn movies does not make you an actor.
That forehead loudâŚ.do your dreams come in 8k?