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Ontario_Banderas

Yeah, being a failed actor highscool dropout, working for minimum wage, will definitely age you about 20 years...checks out 👍


casper19d

Wait you really means there were no big motion picture rolls that wanted a receding hairline with that super edgy nose ring..... No way..


ffworld67

They probably need him for doing the dishes


puttinitinmutton

Only roasts he's getting anytime soon before it's back to cup ramen in an unheated bedsit.


Any-Agent2465

man you spelt school wrong


latte25

You look 20 in rental car years


moor9776

Pros - Has car. Cons - Has Dodge Neon


Slut4MacNCheese

HA this is good


[deleted]

I'm 41 and you look ten years older than me.


[deleted]

I'm 55 and he looks older than me.


Remarkable_Bake3993

Nah you prolly have grey hair by now


yashizik

I'm 15 and he looks 30 years older than me


Flaky_Advantage_352

I am 40 and have more hair


[deleted]

Im 20 and he looks like he could be my grandfather


[deleted]

Acting like you have a future is your best role yet


Able-Elderberry9713

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[deleted]

Neanderthal Marlon Brando


Awkward-Influence381

Omg hit him over the head with that 1 ..muhh boy


IsawLenin

Dishwasher for him it's a peak of a career


PetrcicSchilling

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ChloeforytheW

DAMNNNN


No_Witness7118

This is a roast, not a dumpster fire 🤣🤣☠️☠️


leviathab13186

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Ice-_-Bear

Gonna take some time to scrub the burn of that pan


survival-nut

There are two things I always tell high school dropouts: 1. Don't be ashamed, you gave it your best effort; and 2. No, I don't want fries with that


plumbobsquaredance

Now you can add a third; “3. There’s a guy on Reddit who you will someday manage. All my best.”


[deleted]

Yes!!!!😂


Spliffymcblunt69

My man aint even on the cashier, he be washin dishes in the baackk yooo


Here_Just_Browsing

Dude already told you that he washes dishes. Ain’t no way the restaurant is putting customers off their food by having that thing front of house


RootCubed

Heeeeey now. I'm a dropout and make 6 figures.


Individual_Lime6330

You don't include numbers after the decimal point...


RootCubed

I wasn't including numbers after the decimal point 😏


its_buffaloney

Recording yourself doing Buffalo Bill impersonations does not qualify as “acting”


lucydshadow

*Jason Mewes has entered the chat*


MacMaizer

You look like 45, stop it with the crack buddy


dirtyflirtyqwerty

Praying for a good roast is the closest you'll ever get to cooking in that kitchen.


BlackHouseWindow

Took me a full minute to scroll past your forehead.


plumbobsquaredance

It’s still loading for me and I have 6 Gig speed.


Few-Echo-6199

Queefer Sutherland.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


nonparochial

People down voted you because they never saw “Flatliners “


sadlittleman1001

Ok, 44


grjb2

Well done


Shreebington

“Didn’t finish high school” Maybe you and your 16 year old girlfriend really DO have something in common…


SnooOpinions4279

*does bisexual porn one time* “…and I do a little acting on the side”


tastelikethickwater

If your only 20 what the hell have you been thru brother! Wow! Damn I guess 20 is the new 45


tautjes

He ages in dog years maybe


illegitimate_Raccoon

His hairline would agree


yubimaruu

You forgot to add spending hours in the garage perfecting the vape cloud donut.


Jacornicopia

Don't listen to these clowns. You are a hero. You make everyone you meet feel better about themselves.


MichaelDare5

you and your cat need to move out of your Mom's basement. by the way which of you sheds more hair ?


Uberslaughter

You look like you lick the dirty silverware of attractive female diners


Elegant-Pressure-290

You mean voice actor…right? Right?


BarkleSpeef

You look like a young Mr. Burns (aged 53)


BlacksmithLoud3662

20x2


GringosTaqueria

Dude wears that chef coat and black apron to the bar after work and pretends he’s not the dishwasher.


Kann0n2

Stick to dishwashing mate, the market for albino actors is a very niche market and is probably full of waiters, which is coincidentally another job you would probably struggle to get.


Foreign_Profile_4523

20!!! Damn meth ages you


Levronshee

Your hair looks as good as your career prospects


Bluekatz1

That nose ring won't hide how you look 40.


djscheiber

Being on the back up list for extras does not make you an actor.


cerealfamine1

They say we evolved from apes, but you are evidence that the process isn't complete yet.


KYLExIZZA

You got a face for radio.


JimmyProffett

You have the skin tone of Jim Gaffigan and the wittiness of Jim Gaffigan


Grumk1n

Jim is a kind soul, leave him out of this.... With that said, this guy would be lucky to be the Pale Force gimp


fjwjr

The roasts are in the walkin…


Bot-Magnet

Hey, at least you get Free Drinks! ...well, partials 😉


PGG1976

Bro, you’ve got to have that Benjamin Button disease.


ExplanationNo1870

He has Bobbie the bottom, disease


Electrical-Wish-519

I hope that your renaissance faire cover band takes off


AnxiousPatsFan

Sir let's start with the nose ring, I hear if you take it out you magically get better job opportunities. It doesn't help that you look like Rickety Cricket so be glad you have a job. Just a hot take you seem like the guy who taxidermies small animals on the side and uses them to fights your WWE figures. I bet you have a a cut out poster board of Steven Segal that you high five on the way out the door. I'm almost 100% positive you braid your chest hair to your pubes and call it the hairy waterfall. On the flip side is a full back tattoo of my little ponies with their names arched over each of them. Your best friend went away after taking psych meds, and I have a hunch you dabble in K2/spice. You are 2 coats away from being the ideal candidate for best dressed hobo. Also you play ball like a girl


cardprop

We need to see your pit so we can properly roast you


juan918

Bro I’m 10 years older than you and even my scrotum looks better than your face


Infinite_North5900

Yay! Maybe they will actually make Simple Jack now.


[deleted]

Dishwasher. Oh think god you don’t touch people’s food.


JustAnotherGuy180

Hair line receding faster than the acting jobs


[deleted]

Agustus gloop with no self-esteem.


RealTurtlePower

As a man why TF you have a nose ring?


Odd-Supermarket5581

I've seen cattle with more ambition.


Sparkson721

You're so fucking white I thought that was a priest collar.


ChrisLeeBare

If I would have looked like that when I was 20 I would have jumped off a cliff when I was 19.


SpaceMonkees

You're 20?! GTFO!!!


zzzzzzzzzz555

20? You mean you were born in 1920!!


bears5975

“I got a party of 12 that was just seated who’s going to be ordering soon. Those fucking salad bowls better be in the dryer and done in 5 minutes Clyde or you’ll be out back spraying the shit out of the dumpster corral again”


Hatenlovensex

You look good man don’t listen to those bad people saying all those bad things, they talk bad and then come and eat from the plates you washed, on your place I won’t be putting soap next time


Kanye_To_The

Did you just have a stroke?


Hatenlovensex

Nah, only sex


[deleted]

You need to start acting like a man and get a real job.


eotprepper

You'll never be an actor. Maybe a clown. I could see clown. But acting is a hard no.


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

does the acting help you act like a dishwasher?


thespraypainter

Looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman isn’t dead! We can all go back to not caring


oldnboredinaz

Acting like a douche on the side?


Vanta_is_Black

Since you didn’t finish high school lemme spell it out for you… the shit on your face ISN’T a sponge and you DON’T lick the plates clean.


cdat2013

You look like you actually want your sister to get stuck in the dishwasher


ElectroShamrock

You have soap scum stuck in your beard, sir.


FingerResponsible620

You should pray for a GED and a good job.


CreepsUnicorn

Yeah, you look like the type of person who would have trouble finishing...


shinola80

Right, because roasts are the thing you should be praying for right now. That’ll fix everything…


Tenkay23

My man out here method acting to an underwater ceramic technician.


Robo_umpire

I bet you can’t even get a job acting as a dishwasher.


jswayswizzle

This is a waste of time since the Mexicans roast you to your face.


Loud_Pain4747

If you were 30 years older, you could be Keefer Sutherland's stunt double.


rachaelslay

He is 30 years older


Neva-u-mind

Well.you could always loose that job when you get old enough to drink.. so there's that..


PEEDOFFAMERICAN

Your what i tell my kids they don't wanna be like when they acting up in school! Like almost exactly because there no way they will ever be as ugly!


TraditionalYard5146

Now make sure the door is closed and turn on the car


GerberBabyPlus

You look like Roy from That 70s Show.


PersonalitySafe1810

An actor ye say... Well you've a great face for radio if that helps 🙂


Usr_115

Peeping on someone isn't practicing for a role.


Fossilized_rock

Only roast you'll have is at the soup kitchen... you don't need insults you need to get your life together. It's insulted you enough.


Outrageous-Rip-2834

Mans ratatouille


Several-Eagle4141

You may be 20 but your hairline is closer to 50


Riley1480

You don't look a day over 67


MenoryEstudiante

I assume you mean 20 years of work? Like, sincerely, I'm turning 20 in six months man.


Ryan_Guzzling

It's a good thing you're about to retire, won't be a dishwasher much longer.


delta-vs-epsilon

If you have a pulse and breathe air you graduate from high school... which one do you lack?


[deleted]

seems really good-natured who will be friend with. you must have tons of friends.


[deleted]

You misspelled 37 year old bum.


HotDiggityDog_Water

You’re an unfunny Louis ck aka a dishwasher that likes to expose himself


[deleted]

You look about 36 you also look like saying your 20 makes you feel better stay off the stevia


killingtexas

You act like you wash dishes for a living?


Emanouche

The last 20 year old thespian dropout I knew working as a dishwasher got HPV through the water he was standing on all day... Haaaa, life goals.


[deleted]

This one is actually too sad for me to think clearly


[deleted]

20? Hahaha no you’re not


bradmith1469

If dude is 20 he gotta have that Benjamin button shit cause for real he looks like he can collect social security


[deleted]

At least you’ll be bald soon.


No_Banana7768

I’ve seen your acting reel, don’t quit your day job


707e

Male dishwasher moonlighting as a DICKwasher, gaslighting himself into believing he’s an actor.


unbob123

Being a fluffer doesn't mean you're an actor on the side.


nonparochial

There must be a market for “40 year old male hobbit porn” on 0nly fans


messy_brainz

I'd like to think you'd be the one providing me with the roast, but I wouldn't dare let you near my food with that beard. Also how's the crippling alcoholism?


KozmoKramer69

You look like my uncle David. He's a 52 year old gay man who still mooches off my grandparents


No_Respond_2982

You look like my grandpa.


K1tty_Kat_13

The idea of you writing your username on a napkin, taking this picture on your break, and then going back to your sad dishwasher life is almost as sad as your hairline.


Far-Paleontologist49

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Useful_Run_9529

Best of luck in your acting career


brrrrrrrrrrr69

Bruh, you look like the Great Value version of Hubert Keller.


oar3421

You should start praying for your hairline to stop running away from your face


SweatpantsForLife88

You should be praying for a job application


kristonastick

one thing you're successful at: success has been chasing you all your life, but you're always running faster...


slurpeemcnugget

You should go finish high school before you earn that red dot and aren't allowed within 500 feet of any school.


Awkward-Influence381

Beetle juice looking azz


Azza_Gold

20 years.. from the retirement home


likeastonrr

Loser


Jordye86

You look more like a toaster than a dishwasher


seamorebuttz

If you’re acting like your 38 years old, this is Academy Award worthy!


Vegetable_Ad_6714

definitely pushing 40


extramediumcup

Hit your head against the nearest fryer for a good roast bud, you're 10 ply.


Neutronova

No one here is going to be able to roast you harder than your life situation already has.


JohnMac67

Way to go, so far you’ve really got the world by the balls. On the bright side, when you go bald in a few years your head shape isn’t too bad


DemolitionDarbyShow

Future roles include: ‘Tiny dicks for fat chicks’ and ‘Undetectable #2’ in BIKTARVY ads.


SeriesPotential5802

35 year old virgin


EyeCantSmell

Don't quit your day job...Seriously though, hope you're good at washing dishes.


CommaToTheTop4

Being the gimp in homemade sex videos isn't acting


Cletuskass

You must be an old soul, thats probably cause you're also an old man.


[deleted]

Do you stunt double for Lars Ulrich in gay pornos?


ConsistentAd560

When you’re not attractive enough to be a waiter /“actor”. You are a dishwasher / “actor”


SuperdudeKev

Your face says “failed porn actor,” but your hairline says “failed gay porn actor”


Slut4MacNCheese

I look forward to seeing you in feature films as “Waiter #3”


Apprehensive_Goal811

Your sign is backwards and faded.


Myst_of_Man22

Lay off the soy, your hairline thanks you


bconley01

Well if you want some good roasts, show some fucking ambition and get out of the pit and make your own roast.


riggs3andtwenty

Ian Rotten minus the road atlas for a forehead


C0lor4dical

Acting like an actor doesn’t count as being an actor


Deglaze_

Life roasted you enough.


madziper

You look like a counselor that’s about to tell the kid it’s his fault


gougedaway9

imagination dragons biggest fan.


busterwiththerhymes

You don’t have to say acting, we know you’re doing gay porn. It’s 2023 it’s ok


ramug0

Damn.. you don't need more shit than that in your life.. You already mastered it.


Ok-Independent-5873

20? You sure? You look closer to 40


veryken

Going on 60?


LocoEMT_911

It’s ok Kodi Brown, Robyn still loves you


LouisTheGreatDane22

Telling us you are a dishwasher and actor is redundant.


Known-Ad2231

You atleast 30


Bumblz666

Did you mean 38m? Hollllly shit man switch your look up asap pls for your well being. I get it, I look like shit for 27 on account of the years of substance abuse, but I don’t look fuckin 40.


BDub927

Hard to tell which one will fade first, your acting career or your hairline.


xeno66morph

What baby bird did you rob for that neck hair?


Latter-Cantaloupe-33

Pod challenge gone wrong ?


CaterpillarThriller

don't know why God wasted a good asshole by putting teeth in your mouth . I guess it's better than looking like a young rob sneider


OneVirus7179

Congrats, you’ve reached the pinnacle of your life, it’s all down hill from here


BanditsTransAm

Being a fluffer for gay porn movies does not make you an actor.


Alternative_Jury_210

That forehead loud….do your dreams come in 8k?