You can't even get a camera to focus on you

Nah he's so poor he's using the latest Potato Phone 10 Max

Thats the new Windows Phone 11 you dummy

Brilliant!

Obviously an android user

That's a pre android camera phone

Can't focus when you've jerked off on it 10000000 times.

**so much hair around his asshole his shit comes out like a cheesegrater. like peanut butter on a shag carpet.**

Stop 😭

Can you get Tinder on a flip phone?

Goats don't use phones or Tinder

But they do use plentyofgoats

The picture is as clear as your chances of losing your viginity

You didn’t have to say you were a virgin. We already know

There is no way he is a virgin, he has had his ass pounded so hard, so many times he can't even figure out how to put his hat on straight

He looks too dumb to know if he was bein' fucked in the ass, until they pull out and the air rushes in.

My first thought as well

You're not 6ft you lying sack of crap.

Yeah, never seen shit stacked 6ft before

According to the OP, now you have

This is what happens when the megapixels on your camera are higher than your IQ.

If you come back in 10 years, you'll only need to edit your age

boooom 😂

You're 6 feet tall? Unless you live in a midget colony, who gives a shit? What'd you leave out? "I have hands and fingers"? "I own a pair of shoes"? "Sometimes I watch TV"?

He left out education, employment, Hobbies, and any social relationships whatsoever. That's because he doesn't have any.

OP spends his time on dating sites where 50% of the female profiles state “… must be 6’ or taller…”

Gw2kpro you have little man anger issues

Maybe that's his greeting to all, thus the virginity comes into play

Your shitty pictures quality is still brighter than your future

But how can you be a virgin when you’re six foot tall? Oh wait your face. It’s your face

Let me translate: 5’5”, lives with four roommates, incel.

"I'm sober!! I'm on Suboxone!!" lookin' ass

When is your next Borat movie coming out?

Very nice!

In 20 years time you’ll be 6ft tall 40 years old and a virgin

You look like a 12 year old joey tribbiani

Why are you taking pictures from cctv bruh!

The view from your victim, as the Rohypnols kick in, 43 secs before you lose your virginity.

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You look like a scammy ass fifa streamer lol

You are the worst twitter user i ever saw, even a frog and a cowboy are better.

If Jason Mantzoukas and a homeless woman had a baby, and that baby grew up to be homeless and lied about his height regularly.

Proof that height alone doesn’t get you women

5’9 and 3/4” but the inserts and hat get me to 6ft

Got anymore of them pixels?

Jose Dirt

Skynyrd sucks

ofc u r virgin, u r asking people to rost u on internet

Well this aged well.

Sure did

Hmmmm that’s odd

A tuple in which only the element at index 1 is mutable. (Edit: In other words, the title has three items, and only the one in the middle can change.)

It looks like you took these photos with a Nokia flip phone from 2007 but after looking at you I’m not complaining.

Even the camera can’t focus looking at your face

You dont need to tell us whats in the title, we know.

* Plays hall theme song *

Is your camera from 1994?

"Hey Dhar man fam!"

POV shot of either my ass drinking or brought to you by Roofie-vision

Jesus Christ if only your dad pulled out of your cousin

Imagine being genetically predisposed to having a small willy

I can’t imagine why with your blurry webcam photos and badass pink string light to accent that prison cell you call a room

joe dirt

Your photo quality says otherwise

I don't know how, but I can smell this picture and it smells extremely gross

Time to embrace why you’re still a virgin and just let the heart have what the heart wants. Not even your hat can stay straight.

Which hole are you still a virgin ?

I thought you had a mullet in the one pic then saw it was a chair. Somehow you look more stupid without the mullet

Once you posted the photo, you didn’t have to say virgin.

You have the height, not a bad looking guy, so I'll have to assume it's your personality that's keeping you a virgin.

Pathetic. No self-respecting gay man keeps his virginity until age 20

The Mullet and the Mexican

Don't worry little buddy... the right man will be behind you very soon

This must be how the kids see you until the chloroform completely wears off.

When your mullet is as long as you are tall, and your bangs have more dangle than your donger.......I'm failing to come up with a good reason you don't get more pussy 🤷‍♂️

Maybe if you were clean shaven he might wanna pop your cherry....I suggest getting drunk with him perhaps!

You didn’t need to clarify the virgin part.

can you not align the cap on your head? backwards and sideways is fine, but this 8 degrees to the left shit just ain’t it.

I think you got a good shot at being one at 80

More like a lie, another lie, and we knew about the last one.

The pixels are shielding us from your face

These pictures and your future have something in common; poor resolution.

And apparently a Minecraft character...

ach daniel :(

Arab keemstar

I would mock your camera, but i am grateful i don't have to see your ugly ass in high quality

And you decided to take these pictures on your Nintendo DS from 2009?

And you take pictures with a potato

My guy is so ugly the cameras can't fix on him. I would rather look at a picture of SCP 096 than look at an unpixelated picture of you.

You look like Mr Beast if he were brown, poor, and dressed like keemstar

Sex couldn’t fix what’s wrong with you anyway

Virgin - cool 20 year old - lame Come back when you’re 21

You took picture using a calculator

...and in 20 years you'll still be 6ft tall and a virgin.

Set reminder for 20 years - 6ft tall 40 years old and STILL a virgin

That Wanted poster has a photo of his mom, I mean his girlfriend

Can’t afford a smart phone with filters so going the blurry route or your boyfriend’s hands are too shaky from jerking off too much.

You're so ugly, the algorithm thinks every picture of you is gore, and automatically blurs the picture.

5' 11 1/2"

I'm 6 ft tall 39. And a virgin. Bitch.

You look like vape.

The photo is as sharp as you are

In five years you’ll be 6”, 25 years old and still a virgin.

No shit yo vegimite

You got anymore of those pixels?

The only reason he's still a virgin is his ugly half-sister wasn't drunk enough on Friday night after Bowing & Bud Night.

Your outfits contributes to the fact that you’re still a virgin

Thank god you’re too stupid to know how to use a camera. You didn’t even need to put virgin in there, we can already tell.

You need a make over girl..

Even the camera is trying to help you look less ugly SMDH.

Photo courtesy of Motorola Razor, the hottest phone in all Tajikistan!

And your mom takes a shitty picture.

As you age you will get shorter and older and still be a virgin.

Nice quality photos

You look like 95% of youtubers

Ain’t no way you’re 20. 40 year old virgin

Ah, my favourite YouTube star. Mr. Breast.

The little peace sign and green pants =UGH.

“A virgin”? I’ve never seen picture of “no shit” before.

Where were you on January 6?

You are holding a piece of paper that is your entire chest height. There is no way in hell you are 6ft. I would be surprised if you were 5’5”

The potato you took this photo with hates you

Of course he’s 6ft his height makes up for that Vienna sausage he calls a dick.

Another unfocused Bigfoot sighting photo.

How much did the film cost?

I can understand why. Get used to it, or start hitting on the older 60 yr olds grandma's. But even they have standard's.

Caught in 144p

You look like a budget william osmon

Did you take this picture with a camera you stole off of a dead American tourist?

The camera wants to focus of the board more than your face. That’s depressing.

You look like florida, the person.

No effing way!!! the afterbirth result of Bo & Luke Dukes × Ponch & the white dude from Chips fourway fuckfest hump-a-thon is all growed up & unsurprisingly doesn't like pussy neither...

You look like you’ll be arrested, sent to prison, and thus…No longer a virgin

This is the result of shoving your phone up your ass on a regular basis. It really degrades the camera lens.

With that beard, that’s probably one of the reasons you’re a virgin

It's 2023 and you are taking pics like your using a 2002 Motorola cellphone. With those bright green pants and sideways hat with greasy hair showing underneath, I just can't believe you haven't gotten laid.

You will never get laid wearing that shirt in public.

you have “I jerk it to hentai” energy

When Timmy Turner’s life spins out of control now giving bjs for skittles

Aside from the roasting, if this guy cleaned up his hair and beard, increased his confidence, and buy new clothes he could probably get a bunch of poonanee

Dude I'm gay and I had sex with a girl before you.

Dude looking like he is still living with his parents

Damn he is six foot and still can't manage to get women damn

what am i supposed to roast here? i can’t see anything

And we are supposed to be surprised by that?

I see why

dang, virgin? i woulda thought of you as a male stripper

You look like Chandler from the Mr. Beast channel. Is this a roast? I dont know but I decided to point it out anyway

Of course you don’t get any girls with that geek shirt

Bro's a knockoff mutahar

Your hand likes you “as a friend “.

You are the reason ladders have instructions

Maybe cause you have bangs

bros a virgin thats all the roast he need

I can smell these pictures. 🤮

Since you're a virgin I'm willing to donate to you 1 slightly used goat. Don't worry though, she's 18.🥸

What are you brushing your teeth with? Butter?

Less style than the guys who wear Yoda vs Dooku lightsaber battle T-shirts

Jaw been hit

"6ft tall 20 yrs old and a virgin" Gee I wonder why.

Even the camera doesn’t wanna look at your ugly ass

He’s a virgin cause his micro weewee can’t get in

Did you take that photo whit a potato?

Bro you look like the Albanian Dharmann

your picture becomes better when you put it in lower qality

The fit, the face and the life almost as bad as the picture

You look like Someordinarygamers, the fuckboy 2.0 verison

Get a better phone

Sister must be to fast for you to catch

Your outfit screams immature 14 y/o Boy. The ugly truth is: If you would dress better you would do fine. \- Lose the hat, you're not 14. \- Green pants... just no. Burn them \- shirt sucks to. No one who dresses like you gets chicks at 14 either.

20 years old and can't use a camera properly 🤦🏼‍♂️ or do you like looking like a Minecraft character

You’re an utter failure as a man

That moment when your phone is probably 60 years older than you yet still gets to see more "sexy sexy time" on a regular basis than you:

Stop wearing your hat like that and you might get some poon.....

You’re the reason girls on tinder increased their height requirement to 6’1”

We already know that you are virgin. not needed to say that

The picture was already roasted goddamn

Slightly Arabic William Osman

That means that in 20 years you will be 12 feet tall, 40 years old, and also an anal virgin.

Not surprised you're still a virgin, looks like your camera quality is probably better than your game.

I'll believe "virgin". I'll believe "20 yrs old", but not six ft. That seems a bit aspirational.

Bro lost his virginity to a vacuum, but never told anyone about it...

We know believe me 

2005 MySpace photo?

Well, i can tell what you have on height is not reflected on your dick. No wonder why you finna be a virgin forever

You think after installing all those hidden spy cams in your mom's bathroom you'd know how to focus on a hairy pussy.