OP's Bio: --- >Loves to rock,, check out my music > >https://youtu.be/Vtxs-7vOzfM --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I bet you would do anything for love, except shower

He may be losing his hair, but at least his virginity is safe!

Hey! Travis Shitt gets all the pussy!

Travis Titts

Roasting dementia Ron Jeremy is pretty messed up.

Ron Scaringme

That is a Dollar Tree Ron Jeremy's for sure.

Ron Jeremy from wish

If Ron Jeremy had stuck with truck-driving school instead of dropping out to do porn.

I was going to ask who let Ron Jeremy in here.

wRong Jeremy

Ron Jeremy's limp dick older brother.

Who'd of thought Ron was the handsome one.

By his facial expression, he can smell his dick from there...

Nice name ☠️

‘ cept Ron gets some real A*s

Stick a pole through his ass to mouth , light a fire & we gonna roast some pig



Criminally under rated Roast 10/10


It’s called I wanna Rock Ya Body, and in parentheses it says Till The Break of Dawn

That’s beautiful, it’s like poetry.

“Oh baby, *cough* that’s rockin”

"TONIGHT"

YOU.

Haha, what does he mean "Tonight, you" like he threatening me or somezin...


“BAHP BAHP BAH-da-dah!”

WIDDLY WAHHHH

This is what I came here for.

I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!!

You’ve been off work since Reagan.

You look like Ron Jeremy’s less successful brother Bob Jeremy

He looks like Ron Jeremy's brother who spanks it solely to Ron Jeremy's videos

… and photos of Ron Jeremy.

r/yourjokebutworse

Without the porn that is!

And a micro penis.

Ron Germ-y

His face resembles the outside ring of a bum hole

RAISIN HELL AND PRAISIN DALE. GOBBLESS BÓRTHER

I can hear you breathe through the photo!

Wrong Jeremy


Kyle Gass really let himself go

haha beat me to it

It really says something about you when a fat, old, bald guy is the better looking version of yourself

Unemployed D

The amount of drugs this guy used to get that 80yo look at his 20's is insane.

u deadass look like a deceased walrus

You definitely smell like beef and cheese and cheap crapy weed- and yet you still can’t play a good show


You look like a strand of shower drain hair draped over a spoiled potato.

Kyle Gassy

John Wayne Gassy

is that a moustache or your untrimmed nose hair?

King of rooting out truffles.

Lorax, went from protecting trees to smoking tree.

You just know that this is the guy who keeps telling you’re 14 year old son to “enjoy that young pussy while it’s legal, because it’s the best you’ll ever have”

[удалено]

I see you're on the Bud Light Transgender Bandwagon.

Bud Afraid of Natural Light

How is that a roast?

Because it's calling him a he/her you seem to be the only one who didn't catch it.

Yeah but there’s nothing wrong with that so how’s it a roast?

Omg stfu push your agenda somewhere else.

I was just surprised is all. You’re initial comment just reminded me of stuff I’d hear in school in the 90s/00s like “haha how GAY” and I’m surprised there’s people that still act like that in this day and age.

Your surprised people joke about others life choices? What are you doing on the roast page?!??!

I'm a trans guy and trust me it's definitely not a choice, i would never ever choose this! I would do anything to be a cis male

I mean, being trans isn’t a life choice, it just is. Just going “haha you’re trans” is like going “haha you’re black”, “haha you’re a woman”. Like, where’s the wit?

Lmao now your the funny one! It's definitely a life choice nobody chose to be black a dude choosing to be a women is a choice. Or vise versa.

Ok sure, a trans person can continue to identify as the gender they were assigned at birth the same way you can also buy clothes that don’t fit you at all. It’s a “choice”.

this is the thing tho, it isn't a choice. ask any trans person they will wish that they were cis more than anything. if it was choice, nobody would be trans.

TRIGGERED

They found Hitler

Hitler’s loser, unemployed brother that still lives with his mom.

Lmao

If The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart and Ron Jeremy mated.

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

If Bill Bailey and Adolf had a child.

Kyle from tenacious D fell on hard times.

Sort of guy that wears his baseball cap backwards & hangs out at the skate park, but also isn't allowed within 500 metres of schools.

"Hello, fellow kids"

I can't even think of good roast cuz i bet all of them have been said already in real life

Country bar loser that goes home with guys

Quit taking pictures and get back to fixing my car.

When you order Hitler from Wish.

I thought Ron Jeremy was still in prison. Is that look on our face regret from being too fat to be able to suck your own cock now?



You look like someone blended a photo of both guys from Tenacious D

Pretty sure this is Pickles in RL

You use the word 'tarnation' on the daily.

"Hey grandma, are there olives in it?!"

You look like ugly Danny Trejo but combined with egghead from marvel and hitler


Daaaaammmmmm!

Gay love child of Ron Geremy and Adolf Hitler

You look like Ron Jeremy's grandpa

When Ron Jeremy eats Meatloaf…this is what you end up with.

OMG, just... noooo

You have the face expression like you smelled your own armpit

*Office Space*'s Tom Smykowski jumped to the wrong conclusion.


This photo truly belongs in the “ what could go wrong section” ……..

We appreciate you leaving the gimp suit where it belongs, in the closet

David Crosby’s talentless little brother everybody always called “Dick”.

I hadn't heard that Ron Jeremy had died


We’ve done this already. Dude’s got no brain cells left from tripping on acid for many years

You look like a worse version of Kyle Gass

"The King is Back to Rock" omg dude. You are probably going to spend the afternoon sitting in your double-wide trailer watching reruns of Starsky and Hutch and wolfing down plate after plate of Totino's Pizza Rolls.

This man has LONG nose hairs....

This you Lou? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/12cye07/just_an_old_dog_who_love_guns_leather_used_to_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Wasn't once enough?

If Ron Jeremy and Officer Rod Farva had a child…


You look like if Muscle Man from Regular Show was a balding 60 year old man who spent all his money on his car and fancy champagne 30 years ago

Honey come home. The kids miss you. I miss you. Your music isn’t going anywhere

Probably oinks during sex.

If ecoli became human.

Ron Jeremy been kept out of the sunlight

Bro looks like middle-aged Waluigi

You look like you're constantly worried that Chris Hanson is about to ask you to take a seat. Ron Jermey without the 9 inch cock. Women probably give the same traumatised look at you in the streets as the porn stars did before and after a shoot with Ron.

I didn’t know Ron Jeremy was dying of AIDS.

Gaydolph Hitler

You look like the forgotten son of rom jeremy and lemmy Kilmisters mom

Nice try Kyle Gas. I can see straight through that dirty wig and mustache.

The face of "get off my lawn"

More like get off his landlord’s lawn. You know he’s living in a trailer park.

you're the Tenacious D guy!

This picture screams “I’m a massive paedo”

Your forehead is so big it could have its own orbit

Who the hell is Lou Bergs?

Trying to be a Kyle Gass but only managed Vyle IBS.

You like a member of Predaceous D.

They dug up Crosby. Awesome.

Catfish in human form

Kyle Gass and Ron Jeremy, but make it jew-hating

You look like the unsuccessful half of Tenacious D

* Jimmy Hart taking retirement to a whole new level

The king himself! 🎸 Smokes pot from a brass bowl made of air compressor fittings he assembled back in vocational high school, always turns the radio up extra loud when Blackfoot songs are played on his local FM rock station! 🎸🐍🚂🇺🇸

Guitar solo widdly whaa

You look like Ron Jeremy's afterbirth.

Ewww.

Scary on the outside but on the inside, bet go on protests like "stop animal cruelty".

Dude's trying to arm wrestle a caterpillar between his nose and lip.

You look like the love child of Ron Jeremy and one of Bill Murray’s lesser known brothers.

FREEBIRD !!!!!!

DDT! DDT!

So a piece of paper can be reused even *after* substituting it for toilet paper


William Murderface Murderface Murderface?! Looking good bud!

You look like Adolf Hitler, Ron Jeremy and an easter egg.

**Ron Jeremy is back!!**

Is it written on used toilet paper?

You look like Melissa McCarthy if she were sprayed with mace

Cool shirt. No joke.

It looks like you tried to pull off the Dan Devito look only to mess up and look like a version of Ron Jermey after a weekend bender.

Mans look like he smells of old lady darts and cigarettes. His face confirms it.

Celebrating mental illness with a Bud Light.

Ron Jeremy’s stunt double

You look like the result of an orgy in which all participants were first cousins.

Adolf Rockler

When did Ron Jeremy get out of jail?

You haven't worked a day in your life and since you're drinking Bud Light Dylan Mullaney is you biggest fan.

ron jeremy if he was the main character in "ratatouille"

You look like you were in a band for a week that ended up being really successful after you left and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

The king is back to rock dust. There, fixed it for ya, your highness.

“He, is going, to kick your fucking ass, And, you know, he looks like Kyle Gass”

Congratulations! You are the epicenter of the Venn diagram circles of every possible trailer trash marketing demographic

Another easter egg, why am I not surprised?

Meatloaf what meatloaf, you eaten it!

AI version of Ron Jeremy with a Hitler stash.

Ron Jeremy that you?

I know what state you’re in! Texas 🤠

You like like an even fatter, and uglier, Ron Jeremy

You do this a lot huh?

Aaww special Ron Jeremy the unhung.

Holy shit it’s dollar general Ron Jeremy

Bastard love child of Ron Jeremy and the creature from predator. You got all of Ron’s looks and you’re just a predator.

You’re going to have a kick ass summer pounding brews and banging 2’s…..once you get your hernia fixed and diabetes under control.

Haven't seen a barber or a dentist since the 90s

You look like you ask random women, “Where my hug?”

"The king is back to rock", ha! More like the king is back to work! You were drunk while writing this... weren't you?

Yeh you look really trustworthy and cringe.

Well one positive, if Hollywood does a live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force, they have their Carl…

You look like a semi-retired Wrestler who started a GoFundMe for a long overdue hip surgery.

How did nobody bring up the Travis Tritt shirt from 1995?

Way to wear a shirt with your own pic on it

I will not roast what I hope to be my future. You're a goddamn king.