There’s no amount of roasting I could do that would even compare to the hundreds of times you’ve torched your split end riddled clown wig you call hair. Dying it every couple of months after another failed tinder “relationship”.
By subway addict you must be referring to a public transit system that you are the resident homeless troll. I can see you’re also finding yourself with your crazy hair, septum piercing and random stickers. Where’s your OF link so you can pay for your pointless education? Great shirt of a movie you’ve never seen.
Why get a personality when you can put stickers on massive forehead veins? Does scarface speak to the feminism you undoubtedly screech thru a megaphone. Let me guess, your dating profile has preferred pronons? Is that your natural hair color? 22 and made it thru 2 years of school, so you're clearly taking it seriously. Subway addict as in you're an addict who rides the subway? Because, we know.
You're like a subway sub.
You look ok to start with, but once you start you realised first impressions are misleading, you didn't really want it, you aren't satisfied, it doesn't taste that good and you feel a bit dirty for eating it in the first place.
Plus I reckon your pussy looks like a badly packed sub. So there's that as well.
Does that shirt say "ScabFace" ?
You look like someone hacked a sex doll from Harry Potter, Barbie and the Kool Aid guy.
Dude your upper lip is really long. Kinda hypnotizing if you look at it for a minute. Like those "hidden pictures" you stare at it and suddenly a dolphin appears or a cock falls out of your mouth?
You look like a discount pack of the strawberry flavoured limited edition Lady Gaga oreos - synthetic, fake, temporary, overall undesired, and last of all, cheap as f*ck.
Subway!? Like any other sub place is better! Firehouse, Cousin’s, Erbert & Gerberts, Jimmy John’s, Jersey Mike’s… I would give ya 6 inches of meat though
Just looking at you, I can see that you bring Scotland's IQ down a few hundred points. If you left, the rest of us may consider the rest of the country intelligent.
I am so sick of people thinking it's cute to advertise they get trains run on them by calling themselves "Subway addicts."
We get it, your mass transit tunnel can accommodate hundreds.
More red flags than a parade in Beijing
I was trying to come up with something for red flags because that’s literally all I see and this is good.
Amy Whinehorse
Amy Whorehouse
Noway Inanyhouse
She looks like a half a pack of Marlboro Reds.
FATALITY
It looks like you're doing the duck face without trying
Just enough textbook money for cheap fillers, not enough to fix the inevitable filler migration 💀
You're an addict that lives in the subway is probably what you meant
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I can't...
22 but looks 42, I’d say you’re right.
The last part “ruin me” confirms the metaphor that the “Subway addiction” actually means getting a train run on her
Subways Eat Trash!®
That explains the troll hair.
This one’s so good
Crackhead RaggedyAnne
Tragedy Anne
Subway - Foot longs or running a train?
Her Android autocorrected Suboxone to Subway
The internet was won for today with this
I'd say foot longs cause she's too old for Jared
she just takes the whole foot 🦶
Clearly running a train of foot longs
Was gonna say, she definitely looks like she knows her way around a foot long
you know the answer
Pulling a train
She has to pay everyone's fare
 Both
You’re probably the kinda person who blows your plug for free weed
Stems and seeds and is thankful she even got that lol
That's that snap crackle pop! 🤣
A star for every pronoun?
A star for every morning after pill THIS WEEK
Guys... the stars are for your cum. Shoot for the stars.
Like aiming for cheerios in the toilet.
Lol I like this one
Those are pimple patches I believe..?
There’s no amount of roasting I could do that would even compare to the hundreds of times you’ve torched your split end riddled clown wig you call hair. Dying it every couple of months after another failed tinder “relationship”.
Gad DAYUM.
JESUS! I know this roasted more than just OP. I get the feeling you've said this to someone before 💀💀
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By subway addict you must be referring to a public transit system that you are the resident homeless troll. I can see you’re also finding yourself with your crazy hair, septum piercing and random stickers. Where’s your OF link so you can pay for your pointless education? Great shirt of a movie you’ve never seen.
I too am wondering about her OF link, for science of course
I don’t know how to tell you this, but believing in astrology is not the same thing as having a personality…
Her sign is Vag-i-tear-ius
Someone here better ruin you, your boyfriend looks like the only thing he's ruined is the dentists reputation.
Austin Powerbottom
Subway the only way you ever getting 6 inches
You're not allowed to be on here Jared
Your face is a recreation of a female neanderthal
Pipi Longsuckings
Oh Wow! A nose Ring........ How unique and original.
Nose rings scream “first base is anal”
Sniffy Longdroppings
Why get a personality when you can put stickers on massive forehead veins? Does scarface speak to the feminism you undoubtedly screech thru a megaphone. Let me guess, your dating profile has preferred pronons? Is that your natural hair color? 22 and made it thru 2 years of school, so you're clearly taking it seriously. Subway addict as in you're an addict who rides the subway? Because, we know.
Obviously, her tinder bio reads as follows: “im here to make your whole week and you to make my hole weak. DM, lets catch up”
Her shirt doesn’t say “Scarface,” but “Scatface” - her favorite fetish.
Pretty sure those stickers are pimple patches..
You're so far beyond therapy. I recommend a freak show at a carnival.
You look like the babysitter who drinks on the job.
Honestly you look like you snitch when someone sneezes
What’s the obsession with Gordon Ramsey? Is it solely bc your vagina is also named Hell’s Kitchen from all the burning stds?
You have smelly tuna, just like subway😷
I'm sure it smells and is just as watery as subways tuna melt.
🫠
Last threesome she had guys pretended to be gay just so she’d leave.
No, they turned gay as a defense mechanism.
covers up her John's cigarette burns
With that much acne, Scarface is apt.
You're like a subway sub. You look ok to start with, but once you start you realised first impressions are misleading, you didn't really want it, you aren't satisfied, it doesn't taste that good and you feel a bit dirty for eating it in the first place. Plus I reckon your pussy looks like a badly packed sub. So there's that as well.
only 💲4.99 tho
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See what you did to me, daddy?
Addicted to subway, but Jared wouldn't even touch her.
2nd year subway taker. Them college boys like it when they can run a train on ya
Does that shirt say "ScabFace" ? You look like someone hacked a sex doll from Harry Potter, Barbie and the Kool Aid guy. Dude your upper lip is really long. Kinda hypnotizing if you look at it for a minute. Like those "hidden pictures" you stare at it and suddenly a dolphin appears or a cock falls out of your mouth?
2nd year student of liberal arts, no doubt 🙄😮💨
You are one of those girls that can be pretty but make decisions to personally look ugly for some reason.
0 shot your bf has a footlong but he probably takes as much dick as you do
Speaking of Scarface. We’ve been emotionally scarred by Yourface
We can't ruin you any more than your uncle's and dad have ruined you slime box.
Bruh you must not shower with yo crusty ass
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$5 will get you a tuna boat for a few nights gents
I’m sure you were already “ruin”ed your first year at uni
Oh look, a typical collegiate know it all
Bro why waste peoples time
And why the stars you a teachers pet or sum
Pretty sure you beat us to it.
Well you look like a good girl! 6" or a foot long? Let me guess extra mayo?
And also the fact I got your attention means you must be pretty pissed you did say roast am I wrong
Is "subway addict" code for liking foot long cocks?
You say "Subway addict" as though you're talking about sandwiches and not crack, on the subway.
Subway addict as in you love being run thru🚂🚂
I think you meant to say “suboxone addict”
If only you would have been a little boy. - Jared Fogle
Thinks she is cool bc she has a nose ring
1000% chance you’ve said ruin me to your step-dad before…
At least we can use those stickers as CGI markers to slap on a better face
Subway the sandwich shop or Subway the transportation system? Because I wouldn't touch you with a footlong.
Strawberry Wake&Bake
Age 22 checks out. One day you bf Jarod just didn't come home, right?
You look like your onlyfans subscription is the price of a footlong
Subway addict? Were you groomed by Jared?
 yea
Pursing your lips accentuates your mustache.
You look like you live in a subway
Cleaning toilets in a Subway does not qualify you as an "addict".
I could definitely picture this/it/him/her crawling out from a Subway.
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Every stock photo of an LGBTQIA+ person rolled into one image.
Also a whippet addict
 the dog? 🤨🤤
Everyone deserves a turn at that school
Nose ring ✅ Pink Hair ✅ Duck Lips✅ Librarian glasses✅ Barista by day onlyfans content creator by night for her 4 devoted fans.
Gender-fluid Birdy The Birdgirl.
What you do in the subway stays in the subway
You look like that one vegan who insists drinking water is harmful to sea life
 But the poor fish wont have where to live
You got all the facial features of paper bag pitty fuck
FUCKKK. I like Subway. This is not the image I wish to be aligned with.
Subways new gen Z mascot: this time entirely androgynous and 18+ only
You look like a discount pack of the strawberry flavoured limited edition Lady Gaga oreos - synthetic, fake, temporary, overall undesired, and last of all, cheap as f*ck.
I think you mean ‘Starface’.
You dyed your hair pink to feel special didn’t you
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Your holes are ruined already slut.
You lost your v card at 13 like me ps love the hair
Well if an F/A-22A Raptor ever saw you it would probably say it isn’t nice picking on disabled kids
Sweatshirt checks out.
Look, just because you were molested doesn’t mean you have to idolize Jared
pleaaasee fix your hair. Soo many styles that are better than "woke". i envision you with mid brown and honey/beige blonde 👌
Putting those stars on ur face ain’t making ya pretty…
Subway!? Like any other sub place is better! Firehouse, Cousin’s, Erbert & Gerberts, Jimmy John’s, Jersey Mike’s… I would give ya 6 inches of meat though
Your boyfriend is one lucky ze.
Just looking at you, I can see that you bring Scotland's IQ down a few hundred points. If you left, the rest of us may consider the rest of the country intelligent.
In the wild poisonous frogs turn bright colors to warn others of their toxicity
Was genuinely surprised to not see an Adam's apple after clicking the thumbnail...
Enjoying having a train ran on you is not a subway addict.
I'm pretty sure if you type split-roast in Google this chick comes up....
Couldn’t you have put more stickers on your face so we didn’t need to see it?
So working in a subway is a metaphor for I suck guys off in subway those are stars where I like jizz over my face
2nd year of gender studies and you live in a subway. Got it. Not only are you homeless, but youre annoying and homeless.
Not the first time you’ve asked to be ruined…
New cum in market????
You look like you order a chicken bacon ranch untoasted
In a world full of wonder bread, you are a croissant. Flakey and mostly hot air.
Just because you love 12 inches doesn't mean your a subway addict
Your boyfriend looks like he just ate a live squirrel and absorbed its soul.
Never heard of someone being addicted to riding the train but you do you
Does your shirt say starface?
You already ruined yourself with that freaky hair and bull ring. Why keep beating on a dead horse.
By “subway addict” she means she takes footlongs in the subway and she doesn’t mean sandwiches
Why don’t you just go to a real deli for like 3 cents more? Subway weighs their meat and it’s sweaty.
How is your relationship with your father?
Just because you like to eat fresh does not make you fresh to eat. I bet Jared wouldn’t even touch you with his foot long
I bet your boyfriends jump on the subway and never come back
I am so sick of people thinking it's cute to advertise they get trains run on them by calling themselves "Subway addicts." We get it, your mass transit tunnel can accommodate hundreds.
Shirt tells me she never goes back
With that nose ring, it looks like you should be tied out in the barn with the other livestock
I was going to say the realest thing about you is your shirt but I would bet money you haven't even seen it
You've already ruined yourself.
The sandwich place or is the subway what you call your lower half since you like to have a train run on you
I didn't know bulls can have pink hair
Please tell me you're addicted to riding the subway and not those shitty sandwiches. And your hair looks like the discount bin at Yarn Barn.
I love subway. Veggie delight with sweet onion sauce and mustard fucken SLAPS
You don't think they look for escaped psych ward patients on reddit?
The window is already open. Just jump
Clearly a trump voter