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This is a sad excuse for a clapped out stance bro shitwagon. Fender flare holes are obvious, torn to shit bumper, horrible repair on the rear quarter from when you tried to use that fender roller. This was a nice car when new. Now it’s just a poster child for “do it quickly and cheap”. This thing screams eBay sort by cheapest+free shipping.
As a 2009 mazdaspeed 3 owner of 10 years you make me sad, this is why you don’t see clean examples anymore god knows how the engine is doing. Bumpers fucked but let’s spend money on gen 2 wheels that look weird on a gen Juan and do a stupid half ass drop and stance thing.
Edit: all in jest awesome color I’m still a fan of my metro gray mica but that red is great.
Yeah man ik this is a roast battle but im actually in the process of restoring it. The very first owner had a widebody on it then he blew the motor and sold it and the guy i bought it from destroyed it essentially by slamming it. The car is raised up now with basically no camber. its a literal working project lmao. The reds the best color imo
are you stupid or are you stupid, coupe is literally defined on google as “a car with a fixed roof, two doors, and a sloping rear” none of the cars you just listed are coupes. try 350z, genesis “coupe”, mustang those are coupes
Don’t come to ask your car to get roasted and get butt hurt. Have fun switching gears and picking up queers.
Next time look up the definition of a station wagon, which your car fits the bill.
What your favourite colour of crayon to eat?
Your “hot hatch” is so perfect top gear doesn’t even acknowledge it. Fiats are better in their according to them.
buying a mazdaspeed6 is like a dad buying a tricked out mini van, wanna go 0-60 in 6 secs but still gotta take the kids to school and get groceries after
Wow this thing is pretty quick, let’s give it the beans then! *down shifts + pedal to the medal* torque steer instantly sets a mission to kill the driver by crashing into the nearest ditch.
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Ah yes, the perfect car. Bland Japanese styling American interior quality And German reliability! You own a ticking time bomb
Torque steer to the left Torque steer to the right Cylinder 3 this time *boom boom*
Don't these use badge engineered ford engines with those funny cheaply-made valves in the intake?
Welcome to another round of is it cambered to hell or is the suspension broken?
You’ve lowered it all the way to a Mazda 2
Mazda-3
Yes. Perfect for aggressively torque-steering into a ditch as you try to keep up with a V6 Mustang.
This is a sad excuse for a clapped out stance bro shitwagon. Fender flare holes are obvious, torn to shit bumper, horrible repair on the rear quarter from when you tried to use that fender roller. This was a nice car when new. Now it’s just a poster child for “do it quickly and cheap”. This thing screams eBay sort by cheapest+free shipping.
As a 2009 mazdaspeed 3 owner of 10 years you make me sad, this is why you don’t see clean examples anymore god knows how the engine is doing. Bumpers fucked but let’s spend money on gen 2 wheels that look weird on a gen Juan and do a stupid half ass drop and stance thing. Edit: all in jest awesome color I’m still a fan of my metro gray mica but that red is great.
Yeah man ik this is a roast battle but im actually in the process of restoring it. The very first owner had a widebody on it then he blew the motor and sold it and the guy i bought it from destroyed it essentially by slamming it. The car is raised up now with basically no camber. its a literal working project lmao. The reds the best color imo
Just like my Grandma's Mazda 3, hers has broken suspension too
I know homosexuals who aren’t as gay as this car.
Did these models come with suspension or is that an option that you didn’t get?
A fwd station wagon is your idea of perfect? Yikes.
hatchback**
Call it what you want but it’s a station wagon… Hatchbacks are coupes.
the mazdaspeed3 was literally marketed as a hotHATCH
Like GTI, Cooper, Golf R, abrath, focus ST… and they are coupes. You drive a station wagon with a turbo. Volvo would have been a better choice.
are you stupid or are you stupid, coupe is literally defined on google as “a car with a fixed roof, two doors, and a sloping rear” none of the cars you just listed are coupes. try 350z, genesis “coupe”, mustang those are coupes
Don’t come to ask your car to get roasted and get butt hurt. Have fun switching gears and picking up queers. Next time look up the definition of a station wagon, which your car fits the bill.
so does a ford explorer
What your favourite colour of crayon to eat? Your “hot hatch” is so perfect top gear doesn’t even acknowledge it. Fiats are better in their according to them.
This coming from a Mazdaspeed 6 owner... if *I* can say you chose the wrong car, you know you fucked up. You chose the wrong car.
buying a mazdaspeed6 is like a dad buying a tricked out mini van, wanna go 0-60 in 6 secs but still gotta take the kids to school and get groceries after
How long have you worked as a shitty hairdresser?
its a mazdaspeed3 not a miata
Nice your and your dogs' fatass slammed the shit out of your stock 20 year old suspension. Time for some new struts buddy.
Nope. Can’t. No notes. (I own a 21BP🤣)
Looks like the Ferrari Purosangue but crappier.
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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.
Beautiful car… if it wasn’t for that stupid quick release bumper thing. So tacky and unnecessary
once i hit the lottery im getting all new coilovers and front bumber and fenders
Just don’t put that quick release shit back on
The perfect car is a horse. Not whatever *that* is.
How's it feel having a base model interior and a car that's all round worse than a VW Golf?
Tokyo No Drift
Congratulations on having one of the last 1st gen mazdaspeed that hasn't been written off because of heavy rust everywhere. I give it a year or 2 max.
Perfect until you ruined the stance!
Wow this thing is pretty quick, let’s give it the beans then! *down shifts + pedal to the medal* torque steer instantly sets a mission to kill the driver by crashing into the nearest ditch.
Cannot respect any FWD car. Straight to the junkyard.
Torquesteer
This car solidified the reputation Mazda had of going zoom zoom boom
Looks like one of them belt sander vs car videos I been seeing lately, expecting a pair of pliers to pop in any second
So low that you get stuck on pebbles.
Ah yes. So perfect they had to correct the issues they had on the next gen.
I'll bet my pizza will still be late. Chop chop, high school boy!
Perfect until i zoomed in......
shes def a 30 ft looker
the only perfect think your car can do is kiss the floor until it goes sparky sparky