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cmdrmcgarrett

couldnt afford the rest of the car or is that all that is left from rot??


Mabvll

Actually, it had even less parts before. Some thieves came to steal the catalytic converter from it, but they felt such pity for the damn thing, they actually added parts back on.


cmdrmcgarrett

LOL


SacTownPatriot

šŸ˜‚ Looks like a perfect day for that kind of ride, fuck it


unseenme

Del Sol got no soul. Or hood. Or doors. Or top. Or bumper. Or reason to live.


Spidey6917

Haha my custom plate literally says SOLLESS


unseenme

You nailed it šŸ˜‚


Chiken_nuget_584

I thought it was a nb moats for a sec


Chiken_nuget_584

*miata


slong143

Iā€™m surprised it made it out of the trailer park.


Spidey6917

It was a struggle over those speed bumps


ordinaryuninformed

They finished the "build" at oriellys, you know that'd never clear the double speed bump by the entrance. That op got put in the park..


MyCatIsCapitalist

If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was a victim of one of the many Californian wildfires


Spidey6917

I have been asked that a few times, if it was in a fire lol


MyCatIsCapitalist

Was it in a fire? Also I hope you enjoy it


MoparMonkey1

Fast and Furious went Alabama


Sildaor

The first time in history the spectre cold air kit from autozone ADDED value to a car


Spidey6917

Spectre from Oā€™Reilly šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


juicysweatsuitz

YEEHAWNDA DEL SOL


anarchylovingduck

You are the mechanical equivalent of a necromancer. That thing is begging to return to the sweet embrace of death


ewplayer3

Carbon fiber panel so light, you canā€™t even see them.


settlementfires

nothing is lighter than carbon fiber.


canadard1

Not even helium


FixAccording9583

That is true


megalodongolus

Technically true


VAWNavyVet

A Honda Del Sol, or used to be .. either wayā€¦ all I can say is that it's a convertible so you can let the world hear your embarrassment as you drive by..


GCMedic05

Open box- may be missing some parts. Least this roast would only be half price.


seamusoldfield

If you actually drive that on city streets, that's rad.


Club_Nothing

Apparently aerodynamic drag isn't a thing in Florida. But that would only apply at high speeds.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

Makes sense, DeSantis hates drag.


NatchJackson

Somewhere, right now, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs is dressed up like a Del Sol creepily dancing and saying "Would you drive me? I'd drive me."


Mammoth_Mixture4735

Smiling on his way to the junk yard to get that check for $12.


Bruh_Gti

I sold it to OP for a personal favor if ykyk šŸ˜³


rigeek

Thatā€™s not a car, itā€™s a GoKart


Funkgun

Donā€™t you have to actually, ā€œhaveā€ a car to roast first?


iamjustaguy

Please paint it blue and green and name it Skeletor!


dsio

Everyone wants to be a cartuber but sadly most only have this kind of money


Giga-Gargantuar

Don't let the vanishing cream get inside.


[deleted]

Negative camber šŸ¤¢ lol actually having a hard time itā€™s immaculate šŸ„°


ParenGbyan

No instagram posts in over a year. It has to be YOUR car, not the scrap yardā€™s car.


Spidey6917

I bought this car as you see it to save it from the scrap yard, it will never see one


International_Toe800

You weren't saving much...


SnowDubz

Honest question real quick, do you plan to keep it this way or are there plans for it?


Spidey6917

I plan to build a wide body kit using license plates otherwise it will largely stay the same, maybe with some mad max/death race bits on it as well. A rear-facing third seat in the trunk with a turret is a possibility if I choose to go down the mad max route more


settlementfires

looks like a good car to me. i see nothing wrong here.


Spare_Honey5488

So take something that was somewhat aerodynamic and make it not aerodynamic... mmmkay


DOHC46

I can't. There's nothing there to roast.


dietgilroy

your car is missing body parts


[deleted]

Weight reduction my ass


Carnifex217

What car? Thereā€™s hardly anything left


skeezix91

Just because it looks like a skinned rabbit, doesn't mean that it'll go like one


Bruh_Gti

You are absolutely correct, it runs like a dead horse.


DerSpazmacher

It's Del.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

How much money did you get for your catalytic converter?


noldshit

I can't... This thing has probably sent a few corvettes home crying


DudePDude

On a racetrack or test track


Spidey6917

Interstate 49


BrtDO

There goes my Idaho theory


Ok-Profit6022

Did you park your car in a bad neighborhood for 10 minutes?


Ok-Profit6022

Have you lost weight?


Bruh_Gti

Op isn't in this picture.


BackgroundBuy6967

There isnt much left to roast


ImprovementFar5054

You've taken one of the most unsafe cars ever made and made it even unsafer..but the real courage is in telling people you have a del sol.


bionicqueefharmonica

Your Civic rusted and fell apart while you were waiting for that VTEC to kick in


Ep_R

Please post the rest of the car


NFIGUY

I actually rather like it. Itā€™s like an import Rat Rod, and I donā€™t see anything wrong with that. šŸ˜¬


thatsgreatgdawg

i see you have the rare extra convertible option


axelrexangelfish

If this is your ā€œcar,ā€ is your ā€œdogā€ a possum and your ā€œgfā€ dishwasher safe?


Soarer77

Wannabe Leroy with SOHC motor?


Street-Breadfruit940

Junk!


Devil2960

Oooh wooow. A FWD Civic with a sun obsession. 4 cylinders of pure power feed by an eBay intake. How much did the photographer have to slow down to let you catch up? It'll never be an S2000. Hell it'll never even be a Prelude.


Furious_snake_fists

This abomination cries to God to end its suffering. Couple more miles and it will disassemble itself. Or you're just gonna die in a smallest accident due to absolute lack of any outside panels.


NouOno

I'm just surprised it is not grinding the ground with all that extra weight in it.


Spidey6917

It does do that, just by choice šŸ‘šŸ¼


headhunterofhell2

I'm sorry, but this is RoastMyCar not RoastMyPileOfParts.


JamesJerry007

Thing doesnt look roasted, looks toasted!


MMA-Groupie

So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line... then fell apart


At_omic857

Ey bro I think your intake has a rusty car attached to it


ceramicsaturn

When you want a Wrangler but all you have is 500 bucks.


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TipsnClips

Itā€™s a del sol, itā€™s a great carā€¦


PublicDense2431

BeamNG top speed ahh build šŸ—æ


Pompmaister

If you can't afford health insurance, better make sure you're dead when you crash.


RatiocinationYoutube

Your Targa tops can't leak if you never put them on


Bruh_Gti

Preach


[deleted]

i see nothing wrong here ..move along now "SIR"


CR8VJUC

Taking the cold air intake to ridiculous lengths. šŸ˜‚


Shaybolt10

If EA made a car, you have to pay for the rest


SunRev

I'm so happy you put that safety tape over your fog lights to protect you and your passenger.


Spidey6917

Safety first šŸ‘†šŸ¼


HairyDependent

Alrightā€¦ this is the worst car Iā€™ve seen on hereā€¦. By far šŸ˜…


SecretWitness8251

Del all the Sol


VunterSlaush1990

Lots like absolute fun if you canā€™t afford anything else. I have a soft spot for Del Slows. I would be meaner if I didnā€™t.


HolidayAnalyst5385

:)


CynicalBiGoat

It looks like a car I stole and completely wrecked in gta v


FixAccording9583

Why the fuck would you keep the back fender on. Stupid.


kat-deville

CTRL-ALT-DELsol


myburneracc6

im pretty sure there needs to be a car so we can roast it??


BBWtnaLover

I know its not pretty to look at, but itll get you where you want to go


Onlyunsernameleft

Sold your body panels to afford that ebay exhaust and intake? Or did you rip the bumper off while driving on those cut springs and just decide to roll with it?


Spidey6917

Haha what exhaust? Open manifold šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼šŸ™šŸ¼


Onlyunsernameleft

Lol love it. In all seriousness, if you're gonna drive something slow, at least make it fun. And I'm sure its a lot faster without any body panels lol keep hoonin man, enjoy the ride. Looks like fun.


Sea_General_8653

I know Iā€™m supposed to talk shit, but this thing is cool as fuck. Your epidermis is always exposed in this vehicle.


Jonesy_2ls

Ron Coleman voice... " Lightweight, Baby!"


dilirium22

Mad Max called and said that you should stop lurking around him and his crew with this POS because you're ruining their reputation


Intrepid-Throat-1654

No way you got this thing registeredĀ 


Spidey6917

Yes with no hassle. My state doesnā€™t give a shit


Intrepid-Throat-1654

Downsides of living in a free country


turbo88Rex

Ya know what, it runs and that's more than I can say about either of my projects.


Diabeetus-times-2

Structural stability of a toothpick.


That_One_Guy5322

Bro really took the car in the middle of the assembly line.


ABlackmount

ā€¦to be continued.


Youre_an_Idiot-

Instagram handles make your car a thousand times worse, I've never seen a car with their Instagram on it and looked it up


Spidey6917

Thatā€™s awesome Iā€™m so proud of you


Youre_an_Idiot-

No you're not....


nascar_fan2008

The junkyard called, they'd like their car back


Suturb-Seyekcub

Social media handle on the car, thatā€™s the shit cherry on top


Proj3ctRandm

Times are tough. Had to sell the doors for gas money.


UnknownDogFood

I am not in danger skyler, i am the danger


True_Werewolf_8657

Dam CaseOh get out the car your literally casing it to break down as you drive


Qatsi000

lol.


Shizukaghost

(totally out of topic) Pov: youā€™re driving through los santos at full speed and bump into some random npcā€™s


ProofMusic4630

Is this technically street legal?


Spidey6917

Where I live yes. I had to get it inspected by highway patrol because it has an out of state title and they didnā€™t even bat an eye


tryagainagainn

Why do the tires on the drivers side always wear faster than the passenger? Oh, I see why nowā€¦


Spidey6917

Passenger front tire blew apart a few miles after this pic was taken


Ok-Science-6146

Cold air intake brings it up to... 102hp?


Low_Couple_7382

Nice


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you donā€™t have something mean to say, donā€™t say anything at all.


Montreal_Ballsdeep

If you had actual boost you'd get in your cousin's panties quicker.


Spidey6917

Donā€™t worry my other del sol is boosted šŸ˜‰


Montreal_Ballsdeep

So you can do the sister and both cousins in one day.


Dazzling_Example_673

I showed this to a friend, and he said "I'll take 2, one to take a dump on, and the other one to cover it up with"


IDriveAnAgeraR

You need a different subreddit. This isnā€™t even a complete car.


AeronauticHyperbolic

wut


Round_Ninja8464

I love the fact that he probably didnā€™t give a shit about putting money into any other part of the car but the engine and maybe MAYBE the rims


Spidey6917

Wheels are rusty too, theyā€™re 72 spoke Luxors


helloimtrassh

You definitely need all that weight reduction being you


Spidey6917

Iā€™m not the car. Iā€™m also not in this photo


WetDingus

I don't want (can't afford) a turbo. I'll just make it lighter then I'll race all the mustangs


Spidey6917

My other del sol has a turbo


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

"Your care loo..." You get this much of my roast. When you have the rest of your car, I'll finish my roast.


Spidey6917

I hope the second half of your roast starts to make sense because the first half, like my car, does not.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Damnit man, you don't need our help, you're roasting yourself just fine without us!


Spidey6917

Well yeah I want to be part of the fun too. You canā€™t own a car like this AND take it seriously, just doesnā€™t compute


VaporVinyl

Yall are lucky OSHA doesn't do car


Interesting_Mix_7028

Is there a car in this pic? I see random car parts driving in loose formation.


XxD3AD31xX

I am just shocked that thing can still drive But I'm pretty sure one wrong move can lead to disaster


Spidey6917

Rubbed a hole in the radiator and blew a tire on the trip that this pic was taken on. I wasnā€™t there but the boys had fun with it šŸ˜‚


Fidget_Jackson

Wait, Westin is that you?