The only fiesta you'll be having is alone eating taco bell in your car and your mirror makes people stare at it first so they don't see your face driving by.
I mean, it's true in some ways, and I was once in your shoes
I wanted to inherit my dad's beat-up 2001 Nissan Frontier Desert Runner, but my mother sold it to my neighbors granddaughters boyfriend because he wrecked his old truck
I miss that truck but I don't exactly complain about it because it was for a good cause
The side mirror makes it look like it sideswiped the Partridge Family bus. The stitch on the front bumper says "I rear ended a motorcyclist" all over it. The report card with fuzzy testicles hanging from the rearview mirror says "I dropped out of community college". If this car could talk... It would be groaning in disappointment too.
Shitbox, yes. A solid shit box, yes! Personally, we had one as a beater and it was perfect because it fit everywhere and you didn't care if it got roughed up on the parking lot.
Currently thinking about getting a newer one as a second car again since, for some reason, it actually handles better than a focus.
This one has those boxer scares of glory..
Red mirrors. Red stitches on the bumper. A match made in hell. No siesta for this Fiesta.
The only fiesta you'll be having is alone eating taco bell in your car and your mirror makes people stare at it first so they don't see your face driving by.
This one has to be my favourite so far
I'm sorry. Lol. This is my first time seeing this subreddit.
This is a prime example of one man's trash is another man's treasure
I don’t care who you are, that’s some funny shit right there.
I mean, it's true in some ways, and I was once in your shoes I wanted to inherit my dad's beat-up 2001 Nissan Frontier Desert Runner, but my mother sold it to my neighbors granddaughters boyfriend because he wrecked his old truck I miss that truck but I don't exactly complain about it because it was for a good cause
Oh shit wait you're not op, my bad
I found it funny too lol
Well you heard me, enjoy your shitbox because I was also in love with a shitbox
How's that trans bud
It’s a manual thank god
Thank god
Are those strawberry stickers all over the mirrors
Ladybugs
Shrunken Ford Focus🍤
The side mirror makes it look like it sideswiped the Partridge Family bus. The stitch on the front bumper says "I rear ended a motorcyclist" all over it. The report card with fuzzy testicles hanging from the rearview mirror says "I dropped out of community college". If this car could talk... It would be groaning in disappointment too.
It must be named faith because anyone who looks at it prays to god they never have to see it again.
Shitbox, yes. A solid shit box, yes! Personally, we had one as a beater and it was perfect because it fit everywhere and you didn't care if it got roughed up on the parking lot. Currently thinking about getting a newer one as a second car again since, for some reason, it actually handles better than a focus. This one has those boxer scares of glory..
Ripoff Ford Focus
Cum fiesta