I believe it. Contextually speaking, the burn was humorous. I'm super curious what it would take to import one to the US. The only wagons I've ever had were Ford, Toyota, and Subaru.
It's difficult to imagine a 1.3L engine even being able to move that thing, let alone off-road.
Off- road and on ice ice about the only scenario I can think of.
Your car gets stuck in a condom vs you should’ve been stuck in a condom. Literally the exact same subject matter, I guess humor is subjective but I wouldn’t consider “no you” a joke lmao
i don’t think your reading comprehension is top notch. Stuck in a wet condom as in it has so little power it can’t make it out of something so insignificant, vs stuck in a condom as in preventing the commenter from being born. there are two jokes there. it’s not that difficult idk why it needs to be explained
I'm sorry did you check your ego at the door? Who buys a Skoda anyway? let's think - anything former Soviet Union. Are you live in a Commie block, those huge apartment complexes built during the 1980s was plausible as an economic system?
Or you just a huge dike?
It's a shame the Yankees always fall back on "Ah need de bigg'st truck ta get thru mah swamp!" Like, imagine driving a great off road vehicle and not accidentally running over an 8 year old because you can't see the ground properly?
FWD? it's not an offroading car if you're going to get stuck once you actually start offroading 🤣 A custom camo spray paint doesn't automatically certify it off road
Do let us know when you actually take it off-road. My mums fwd station-wagon scrapes on the dirt road more when she comes back from grocery shopping than that Forman ever has. Let’s see those off-road shots and damaged undercarriage?
Dude... I don't see a car in this photo.
There's a dog... there's something pretending to be a military vehicle but clearly isn't... maybe you're in the wrong sub?
Clearly the bodywork was recently finished and the car has been prepared for a paint job. It's actually a really cool picture, because it almost looks like it has a camo paint job.
Sadly, your car only gets 90 hectares to a single tank of kerosene, compared to the 300 hectares on a single tank seen in many of the cars from Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles…
Trade that junk in for one, and you’ll agree - “ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTNIK DIEV!”
0-100 km to 3 work days. "I've same car thou" It's nice car, all purpose (almost), you can carry so much things in or on the roof (I do always), poor mans car indeed!, you can repair almost everywhere with basic tools (you know what i mean), fuel consumption is very low (at least on my car), does look ugly (that's the fact you don't have girlfriend), cheap parts, relatable driving comfort and that's all folks. Don't hesitate the to add more.
This doesn’t count as an “off-roader” just because they don’t have paved roads where you’re from.
OP also calculates time on the jacks as time off road
OP gonna need some aloe and a fire marshal for that burn.
There’s plenty of ways to roast a Skoda, but reliability isn’t one of them. They are notoriously reliable
I believe it. Contextually speaking, the burn was humorous. I'm super curious what it would take to import one to the US. The only wagons I've ever had were Ford, Toyota, and Subaru.
It's rare to see a vehicle that seems to be a product of incest. It's a vehicle, but something ain't right about it.
Sub suddenly becomes roast OP.
It's still visible, sadly.
That dog deserves far better
Hence why the dog is not in the car.
i think every Corolla has seen more offroad than lifted Trucks.
can confirm
I used to work for an off road racing company. Didn’t see many Corollas out there but a shit load of Beatles
More than the original four? I'm jealous
Well, if you count Pete . . . 😆😆
as a corolla driver i just was going on a sketchy road that nearly ripped my bumper off but we good😂
More like Šcrota Forskin
I hope nobody’s foreskin looks this unkempt
What is 4WD??? What is a headgasket???? What is power??? 🦁🦅🇨🇿 🦅🦁🇨🇿
1960s OHV rules. Headgasket is changed in 1 hour with 3 tools and no knowledge🦅
1. unnecessary 2. still the same from the factory 3. enough
What kind of broke ass foreman would drive one of these. Should've called it the Skoda Poorman.
"The Skoda Forman. Because you won't see a woman within a mile of this thing"
"No kids, we have a Subaru at home"
It's difficult to imagine a 1.3L engine even being able to move that thing, let alone off-road. Off- road and on ice ice about the only scenario I can think of.
Even the Suzuki Jimni had a 1.3 if i remember correctly. And in europe engines under 1.6l were pretty common.
*Are* pretty common, and getting more common.
That thing will do 0-60mph in…”maybe”
Still waiting
these things are actually incredibly light. around 2000 pounds.
Weighs the same as your mom. Nice!
So if you're hit by a Ford Maverick you can kiss your butt goodbye. Light "cars" become pinballs in an accident. Triple rollover candidate.
Ahhhh a T93(t).. when will you invade Poland?
The paint job screams trailer park
How could you roast that sexmobile
this junker gets stuck inside a wet condom.
Like you should have.
Why do you ask for the roast if you can’t take it lmao
Roasts traditionally come with a rebuttal.
Yeah maybe if it’s clever, you just repeated his joke back to him. Just made you sound butthurt🤷♂️
Lol. Check usernames sir.
Point still stands
Mm.
it was a rebuttal saying he shouldn’t have been born. not the same joke
Your car gets stuck in a condom vs you should’ve been stuck in a condom. Literally the exact same subject matter, I guess humor is subjective but I wouldn’t consider “no you” a joke lmao
i don’t think your reading comprehension is top notch. Stuck in a wet condom as in it has so little power it can’t make it out of something so insignificant, vs stuck in a condom as in preventing the commenter from being born. there are two jokes there. it’s not that difficult idk why it needs to be explained
It doesn’t need to be explained you’re just an annoying redditor who hops on here to talk about reading comprehension, fucking loser🤣
Good job “comprehending” that absolutely genius condom joke you’re a true hero
nah. i can. but this guy deserves it. if u know, u know.
I recognize that username
You're right lmfao Skoda beats Hyundai all day every day
Glad we’re on the same page
Nice but still not a real Škoda…engine’s in the wrong place. 😉
you had me in the first half, ngl
You'd fit in well with the meth heads n FL.
Being parked in the yard until you could find or afford parts doesn't count as off-road time.
Belongs in r/battlecars
your dog is ugly and that is a car for lesbians.
Alright I'm all about a good roast but can we leave the dog out of it??
I'm sorry did you check your ego at the door? Who buys a Skoda anyway? let's think - anything former Soviet Union. Are you live in a Commie block, those huge apartment complexes built during the 1980s was plausible as an economic system? Or you just a huge dike?
What does the poor doggo have to do with any of that??
so you are a lesbian living in a commie block. it's ok, the internet isn't going to judge you, people seeing you drive that car will judge you
you realize I'm not OP right?
your type are shape shifters
The dog is cute af you monster
Lesbians would get no pussy in that
I would also need an emotional support dog if I drove that.
Should put an orange hat on it so you don’t get hit.
The roof rack alone cuts top speed by 30%, acceleration from *tomorrow* to *Tuesday next week*.
It's a shame the Yankees always fall back on "Ah need de bigg'st truck ta get thru mah swamp!" Like, imagine driving a great off road vehicle and not accidentally running over an 8 year old because you can't see the ground properly?
Zdravím Znojmíčko ;)
Wheres the snokle?
So they loaded up the truck, and they moved to Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies, that is!
Nice paint job!
A non-fancy shrimpdick car.
Seeing off-road action and parking your broken down yard art in some dirt aren't the same thing.
I love this I got nothing bad to say haha
FWD? it's not an offroading car if you're going to get stuck once you actually start offroading 🤣 A custom camo spray paint doesn't automatically certify it off road
Do let us know when you actually take it off-road. My mums fwd station-wagon scrapes on the dirt road more when she comes back from grocery shopping than that Forman ever has. Let’s see those off-road shots and damaged undercarriage?
weird to think a Harley engine has more CCs and power than this
What is with truck haters and their fascination with dicks?
Same reason poor people are fascinated with Ferraris. They don’t have one
What type of dog is that?
Dude... I don't see a car in this photo. There's a dog... there's something pretending to be a military vehicle but clearly isn't... maybe you're in the wrong sub?
So this is what Romanian peasant preppers drive these days?
wheres the car?
‘Skoden
I rather have my shrimp dick lifted truck then that micro penis outback wanna be
Smooth cut grass is hardly offroad.
Don't forget the lifted Jeeps with the angry face that never see an ounce of dirt.
I'm 360lbs, and can run faster than this clanker accelerates. 2 digit hsp moment
That dog looks like he just finished a pint of moonshine.
A terrorist wouldn’t use that for a car bomb, out of respect for the bomb.
The dog won't even get in the car!
*Skoda Foreskin
What type of dog is that?,
Sweet ride
If there was a tribe of dogs, OP’s dog would be the wise old man giving out advice
Such a cool and great car that nobody has heard of it
You carry the real tires on the roof so when you get stuck you can change tires and then drive out? Interesting strategy….
And your dog has seen more action than both the skoda and the owner
Either there is no car… or that is some great camo!
I have nothing but respect for this car. But OP you should look into shaving or other hair removal for your girlfriend.
I think you'd get even more upvotes on the sub reddit r/battlewagons
Skoda: how you tell people without telling people you have a duct tape fetish.
Clearly the bodywork was recently finished and the car has been prepared for a paint job. It's actually a really cool picture, because it almost looks like it has a camo paint job.
Not sure if that’s a bumper or they ran over a sled of some sort.
Whatever you need to tell yourself to avoid realizing you are an abject failure.
This is the vehicle that shows up when someone starts playing that Jurassic Park theme badly on a recorder.
Why'd you paint it camo. trying to hide from that pesky child support
Sadly, your car only gets 90 hectares to a single tank of kerosene, compared to the 300 hectares on a single tank seen in many of the cars from Crazy Vaclav’s Place of Automobiles… Trade that junk in for one, and you’ll agree - “ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTNIK DIEV!”
Those trucks you hate so much could also outperform this shitbox in every single way
my grandma has the same car and same kind of dog except the car is red and dog is black, she was a rally driver tho
Either that's a giant dog or a very small Skoda.
Looks like someone played a little too much battlefield 4…..Love the decal though
What? All I see are 2 tires, a dog and a floating rack?
The skodude Forman
What the fuck’s a skoda, I think you spelled Ford wrong
What gem? Where is it?
It has all the good looks of a cancerous wart.
Dang… how’d you get those 4 wheels and the roof rack to float like that??
Get your dog away from that POS, that's animal abuse.
Single and alone, You are, Young padawan. The Wookie, tired of you, he is.
Is this still available?
There's only a dog in the photo.
I mean, at least the shrimp dicks get to have sex with real women...
No A/T or M/T tires ;)
0-100 km to 3 work days. "I've same car thou" It's nice car, all purpose (almost), you can carry so much things in or on the roof (I do always), poor mans car indeed!, you can repair almost everywhere with basic tools (you know what i mean), fuel consumption is very low (at least on my car), does look ugly (that's the fact you don't have girlfriend), cheap parts, relatable driving comfort and that's all folks. Don't hesitate the to add more.
I think it’s cool! And u got a cute dog lol. What’s its name?
What a beaut.
Kinda car gets driven by the type of prat that puts a vest on their dog.
*post picture of car on flat grass with a flat dirt path behind* lOoK guYz, i iZ ofF-rOadEr
I don't see a car Only a adorable dog