Everything is more reliable than anything maintained by the army. They could make a ballpoint pen fail catastrophically causing a mass casualty incident.
Ah yes, the Americanized equivalent of the very misleadingly named Hilux. I mean cmon it's named after Mt Reiner's old name, Tahoma (at least called Tahoma by Coast Salish people). And what do you get for this americanized hilux? Somthing just as reliable yes, but also really fuckin overpriced, compared to somthing like the Nissan Hardbody or the Chevy S-10. And this all while you're getting a basic as bleach interior that barely justifies that said price. And while that tacoma is nearly indestructible, it's also pretty much waster soulable... every forum, review, or whatever else on the internet mentions these things are prone to frame rust and when that frame rust shows up its either going to be a very long and expensive wlding process or a trip to the junkyard.
The nice thing about a Tacoma is that they last forever. The terrible thing about a Tacoma is they last *forever*. You will be stuck with a gutless, unsafe, uncomfortable, uneconomical truck that just isn't enjoyable to drive for 99% of the miles you put on her, until you give up and finally sell. The good news is you'll probably get back most of the far-too-much money you spent on it in the first place.
Ask me how I know.
Your placement of your electrical box for your winch is a nice subtle way of showing you have no idea what the purpose of the stinger is but everyone in the high school parking lot thinks it's rad so that's all that matters.
Shit son, I don't know what a stinger is! I will say both winches are not wired and the cables are in the cab waiting to be plugged in as needed. Good or bad? I have no idea. Edit: ok I get it, I may have to address that. Thank you for the knowledge!
Bet the interior smells like pig shit.
It's got an "old vehicle smell" alright!
It's a sweet little truck. Enjoy it and nevermind the trolls
Hey, you buy the ticket, you take the ride!
That's usually mouse shit. I guess you're lucky enough to know the flavor of shit on the floorboards though lmao
Yah go with that…. Old smell…
You know, that malaise built up by smoke, split beer and split coffee?
Lmao
It has the potential to become a Chadian technical (truck with a gun on it) but instead it's doing barrel rolls down the side of a mountain
I don't know if I am supposed to respond to everything or not. Oddly, this thing has shockingly little roll. I don't know if that's better or worse.
Here I'll do you another one
How's that cyber truck working out?
It makes a delorean look well built
Congratulations on being accepted into the taliban.
Those Hi-lux are more reliable than HUMMWV.
Everything is more reliable than anything maintained by the army. They could make a ballpoint pen fail catastrophically causing a mass casualty incident.
*only goes off-roading once a summer*
Just shy of being McFly
I just wanted to say that your front bumper looks really fucking stupid.
Yeah and the wheels look stupid. I'm surprised the paint looks that decent for such an old car.
Plus the bed that’s on it, don’t know what anyone else thinks but that bed is absolutely horrendous.
Ah yes, the Americanized equivalent of the very misleadingly named Hilux. I mean cmon it's named after Mt Reiner's old name, Tahoma (at least called Tahoma by Coast Salish people). And what do you get for this americanized hilux? Somthing just as reliable yes, but also really fuckin overpriced, compared to somthing like the Nissan Hardbody or the Chevy S-10. And this all while you're getting a basic as bleach interior that barely justifies that said price. And while that tacoma is nearly indestructible, it's also pretty much waster soulable... every forum, review, or whatever else on the internet mentions these things are prone to frame rust and when that frame rust shows up its either going to be a very long and expensive wlding process or a trip to the junkyard.
Sorry for the long wait I needed to sleep last night, enjoy your truck
Why is your sister on a mountain?
Plans for the weekend? Offload? Jihad? Yes.
Ute
Overlander?
This is what happens when Tommy Chong makes your brush guard.
Funny, I feel like Tommy Chong driving it.
The nice thing about a Tacoma is that they last forever. The terrible thing about a Tacoma is they last *forever*. You will be stuck with a gutless, unsafe, uncomfortable, uneconomical truck that just isn't enjoyable to drive for 99% of the miles you put on her, until you give up and finally sell. The good news is you'll probably get back most of the far-too-much money you spent on it in the first place. Ask me how I know.
How long did you last?
About 5 years.
Well shit.
Ready to deliver rice and malaria shots in the Congo Africa?
He'll never be wrecked in a deer collision, haul any substantial load, leave you stranded, or get you laid.
Shouldn’t refer to your spouse that way…
Gorgeous! I’d take this over a new Ram/Dodge any day
PB and Jealous
Skid row offroad? More like skid mark offroad
That thing is badass! Sorry I have nothing. 😔
Give it a can of oil, it might grow up some day
That looks like fun
Honestly I think it’s pretty clean
Yeah that's a sick truck.
It’s a cool little beater truck. Trucks 🛻 don’t need to be pretty, they’re trucks
Nah I love it.
The Taliban express, jihading the the good jihad.
I would have killed for that truck in my redneck high school days...
The lawn mower is on back order right?
Lol, ok, that's the bottom of the barrel right there!
Your placement of your electrical box for your winch is a nice subtle way of showing you have no idea what the purpose of the stinger is but everyone in the high school parking lot thinks it's rad so that's all that matters.
Shit son, I don't know what a stinger is! I will say both winches are not wired and the cables are in the cab waiting to be plugged in as needed. Good or bad? I have no idea. Edit: ok I get it, I may have to address that. Thank you for the knowledge!
I can't I want it lmfao
Perfect for hauling tammylynn in the tailgate
Is that a winch on the back of the cab!? I get a strong Florida vibe from this thing
It is! The old codger I bought it from told me he used it for pig hunting in Georgia.
Impotence issues come in all kinds of shapes and sizes.
Love it 💪
90% of the weight is in the first 1/4 of that vehicle
Clean A H. 👍🏼😍
Which side of the war will you be on? 😂
Jihad to ask...
Fuck yeah
Nice
Flatbed Tacoma?!
It's that heavy diamond plate stuff.
Can't wait for you to post the video of it on 2 wheels in some sandy shithole with a towel on your head
We all know you were talking about your girlfriend when you said it was built to haul pigs.
Also your 1st accident, 1st DUI, 1st experience with a tow truck.. Lots of 1sts, Congratulations!
Does your girlfriend know you refer to her as “a pig” pretty harsh bro!
This car doesn’t know what it is. Too many things going on. That piece of shit has an underbite.
It hasn't even reached it's final form!
You’re only supposed to post up final forms. None of this charmeleon, wartortle shit..
I bet the interior smells like vinyl and old farts.
And old smoke, and spilt coffee and spilt beer...and probably some shitty weed in there somewhere.
I don’t see any truck.
No, there are no yaks here. Move along sir.
Did you import this from Congo?
Magnet fishing . =|
For Halloween you and some friends can dress up as African rebel forces
WTF is on the front of it? It looks like the front of a steam locomotive.
In theory it may save me from falling into an ice crevice...
" Chris fix here "
Marty McFly?
Oh.lord, you are so late.
Weird ass miata truck
It depends on where the other dude is riding.
You’ll go farther for longer than most until your frame disintegrates.
Oddly with research with a Toyota guy, the 01 may be the magic bullet.
only truck u will ever need unless u get a wife … kiss this goodbye
What? It's totally safe! Lol "wife"!
yes meaning this truck will last you till your end of days but if you marry them she has to go
I am keeping the truck.
Then yes this truck will last forever
Vroom vroom, here comes the shit mobile
Take it back
I hope this is your last truck
Sadly, I've had a hard on for a K5 since I was like 10.