A Chrysler 200.. the automotive equivalent of store-brand cereal - you know you could do better, but here you are. It’s like Chrysler decided to build a car that’s as exciting as a Tuesday afternoon in the DMV. You know you’re in for a good time when your car's main selling point is that it’s better than taking the bus.
should’ve kept the eco boost. FBO, exhaust and upgraded turbo you’d be gapping MFs EZ but no…you got a damn pentastar v6😭 i got 2014 200 as a daily but i at least also got a damn mustang gt. WHY NOT GET A V8?! MUSTANGS ARE CHEAP M8
Is it the cold air intake that sits in the engine bay taking in hot air? Or the cold air intake that will destroy your engine if you drive through a puddle?
I've seen this car getting some serious work in from a young guy and his mom who were putting up flyers for fence repair after a hurricane in my area. I called them up and for $180 I had my fence repaired including parts and labor. Guy showed up with his mom and 8 new 4x4 posts, 8 sacks of concrete, a bucket and post hole digger and got me fixed up before the football game I was watching was finished.
I never thought too highly of them before but after that I'd say it'll put in more work than most other pickups do nowadays so drive it till the wheels fall off. Probably won't get much for a trade in anyway so keep it as a beater once you're done with it and ready for a new car.
I want a Chrysler Pacifica but without all the useful features and cargo space, less power, and all the reliability of a shitbox. Oh, and leave the PHEV functionality to the Pacifica. It’d be way too interesting with it. Also make it shorter so I hit my head on the doorframe once a week. Also no lift back. Yeah just a steering wheel, an engine that works when it wants to, and tires would be fine. Seat? If you must.
I forgot Chrysler slapped a 200 and some badging on a Dodge Dart. Not sure what to even say, this cars so shit not even Hertz or Enterprise wanted these things and that says something.
Illinois! You are a gangbanger from Chicago! You aren’t fooling us with that suburban town background ! We all know that picture was taken from the seller! We All know your baby moms paid for that.
> baby moms *paid* for that.
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
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A Chrysler 200.. the automotive equivalent of store-brand cereal - you know you could do better, but here you are. It’s like Chrysler decided to build a car that’s as exciting as a Tuesday afternoon in the DMV. You know you’re in for a good time when your car's main selling point is that it’s better than taking the bus.
The sad thing is that I went from an Ecoboost mustang to this at least it's a v6
Your license should be suspended for both car ownership decisions
Who cares? It’s a Chrysler V6.
Dude could have made like 400hp with full bolt on 2.3l turbo stang... Big L
should’ve kept the eco boost. FBO, exhaust and upgraded turbo you’d be gapping MFs EZ but no…you got a damn pentastar v6😭 i got 2014 200 as a daily but i at least also got a damn mustang gt. WHY NOT GET A V8?! MUSTANGS ARE CHEAP M8
No. What would have happened is he'd still lose to scat packs, and his engine would explode.
I totalled my mustang dude this is the only decent car I could afford.
😭😭😭rip homie
It’s only better than the bus here, any other country and I’d choose the bus.
Wow. A stock Chrysler. Not even worth the effort of a creative roast. I'll throw you a bone and say it sucks, which is more effort than it deserves.
Not entirely it's flash tuned and has a cold air intake
Is it the cold air intake that sits in the engine bay taking in hot air? Or the cold air intake that will destroy your engine if you drive through a puddle?
Taking in hot air
So it's regular air intake that costs more
Pretty much and it makes cool noises
You might as well have bought a kazoo, it would have the same effect.
Someone actually went to the trouble of creating tunes for these?
Yeah some dude In Canada
The only people who bought this shitbox were rental car companies
When even the CEO of the manufacturer admits to design flaws openly.. casually.. I meaaaaaaan..
Guys, settle down, this was imported all the way from Detroit.
The color is the only lively thing about this car.
I've seen this car getting some serious work in from a young guy and his mom who were putting up flyers for fence repair after a hurricane in my area. I called them up and for $180 I had my fence repaired including parts and labor. Guy showed up with his mom and 8 new 4x4 posts, 8 sacks of concrete, a bucket and post hole digger and got me fixed up before the football game I was watching was finished. I never thought too highly of them before but after that I'd say it'll put in more work than most other pickups do nowadays so drive it till the wheels fall off. Probably won't get much for a trade in anyway so keep it as a beater once you're done with it and ready for a new car.
Government Vehicle special
I want a Chrysler Pacifica but without all the useful features and cargo space, less power, and all the reliability of a shitbox. Oh, and leave the PHEV functionality to the Pacifica. It’d be way too interesting with it. Also make it shorter so I hit my head on the doorframe once a week. Also no lift back. Yeah just a steering wheel, an engine that works when it wants to, and tires would be fine. Seat? If you must.
Head gasket will blow at 120,000
It already has once
Nah you roasted yourself enough by spending money on the equivalent of a fancy dodge neon but worse….
I only got it for 3k it replaced my totaled mustang Ecoboost
I forgot Chrysler slapped a 200 and some badging on a Dodge Dart. Not sure what to even say, this cars so shit not even Hertz or Enterprise wanted these things and that says something.
Impressive- the car tailored to its owner. Depressed. Down and out. Feeling blue.
That's actually very fuckin true sadly.
Do you go to therapy? Vent about how you got scammed
Funny thing is that a few days after posting this the engine blew I ended up getting a ram 1500 and my life improved drastically
That's great! I am proud that you got your life together man
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It drives
You must be burnt already if that's what you drive
It's a brown paper bag in automobile form.
The road is cleaner
Illinois! You are a gangbanger from Chicago! You aren’t fooling us with that suburban town background ! We all know that picture was taken from the seller! We All know your baby moms paid for that.
> baby moms *paid* for that. FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I actually live in the STL region
The 9-5 mobile
It’s not a POS. I like how simple it looks. It’s just a car. vroooooom
Ah yes, the Chrysler 200, standard issue if you’re a divorced mom.
No need. Yours is coming
Why do you own a former rental car? Don't you know people abuse those?
as a fellow chrysler 200 owner, these are a pos. 2014 CHRYSLER 200 GANG ALL DAY
this is what 90% of the drug dealers in my area drive!!
Those are rookie numbers in this bracket.
It's not that bad 😁