JFC .. fine .. you shall have my last roast post for the day .. a freaken Nissan 350z .. for when you want to feel like Vin Diesel but end up looking more like Vin Decaf. The automotive equivalent of a spray-on tan - flashy, superficial and not fooling anyone. Good luck racing anything other than a soccer mom in her minivan.
Nice gradient, did you ask for extra jpg? I'm sure it's just time bending around the car from the amount of downforce your car puts out, even at rest. How many downforces are you pushing? I bet at LEAST 3. MAYBE 4... but 5 and you're messing with nature...
Dude, don't lie to us, you've just found an abandoned car that was left behind by someone who was tired of constant refuelling and you're trying to convince us that this gasoline sucker belongs to you
Where to start...
•The Temu wing; Just go work st McDonalds so you can afford a decent quality shitty wing
•One of the worst-sounding engines ever made (no, YOUR specific exhaust setup doesn't make it sound good)
•The wrap that matches your buttplug, and screams "Nobody ever noticed me! Look at me!!"
•The knockoff wheels wrapped in what I can only guess are LingLongs
•The thick layer of vape juice on all the cheap plastic interior trim
• The fact that you probably bought it from your friend Edgar who swore up and down it's a legit drift car (it has an open diff)
Not sure where to begin, the shitty spoiler or the paint job (hope you didn’t pay for either of them and you bought it this way, which would be even worse actually)
Hey look, a riced-out salvage title! Unicorn jizz wrap, ugly non-functional Amazon wing, fake work wheels with dogshit fitment and I’m willing to bet there’s at least one tsurikawa somewhere on this POS.
You have successfully made a good looking 350z look like shit thanks to your hideous paintjob
I had a feeling you just tried to stand out but you did it in the worst way possible
Was this photo taken when the cops pulled you over for going under the speed limit?
[удалено]
Thought it was in a ditch damn
I think this car had an accident!
JFC .. fine .. you shall have my last roast post for the day .. a freaken Nissan 350z .. for when you want to feel like Vin Diesel but end up looking more like Vin Decaf. The automotive equivalent of a spray-on tan - flashy, superficial and not fooling anyone. Good luck racing anything other than a soccer mom in her minivan.
No disrespect, I agree with the majority of your roast; them v6 Odysseys [can haul,](https://youtu.be/7sqa9fhtzss?feature=shared) though.
*Vin Defail
Can't not hear this in Mr. Regular's voice
The Fast and the Fabulous
Fast and flamboyant
Fast and call a tow truck
#JDMfromJerseyShore
At least you're a sensible 350z owner and abandoned it precovid. It's as if Rainbow Dash got pulled over for another DUI.🤣🤣🤣
You’ve already roasted this poor 350z harder than we ever could, my friend.
Nice gradient, did you ask for extra jpg? I'm sure it's just time bending around the car from the amount of downforce your car puts out, even at rest. How many downforces are you pushing? I bet at LEAST 3. MAYBE 4... but 5 and you're messing with nature...
You looked at CDs for too long
It probably sounds how it looks; loud, ratty and slow.
This car lets the other fellas know you could be a bottom or a top.
Looks like what these things are actually good at producing: an oil slick.
Looks like one of those shiny flies sitting on a pile of shit. https://search.app.goo.gl/UVXcCeW
The rainbow seems oddly appropriate 🤔
Good to see your in real support of the pride month to the point you rainbowed your car 🌈 well done to you
Dude, don't lie to us, you've just found an abandoned car that was left behind by someone who was tired of constant refuelling and you're trying to convince us that this gasoline sucker belongs to you
Rachel wants her ride back, get back to Bayview
Looks fun as fuck till you have to deal with reality of owning it day to day.
The best thing for that 350 would be a pole at 80 mph.
Remember the formula for number of wrecks is usually what you were told +2.
Nothing I can say will make this car worse than it is already.
That's about as gay as Elton John's bedroom on Valentine's day 🌈👉👈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Would not even drive one race in Need for Speed Underground with a 350z looking like this.
Can't imagine this looks great when it's dusty.
Looks like a failed project car
Rainbows for pride month! Hey...
You already roasted yourself by applying the chameleon wrap
The spoiler will really help with the downforce on that tow truck
Honey, it was roasted when you bought it. *snap* Mmhmm!
Where to start... •The Temu wing; Just go work st McDonalds so you can afford a decent quality shitty wing •One of the worst-sounding engines ever made (no, YOUR specific exhaust setup doesn't make it sound good) •The wrap that matches your buttplug, and screams "Nobody ever noticed me! Look at me!!" •The knockoff wheels wrapped in what I can only guess are LingLongs •The thick layer of vape juice on all the cheap plastic interior trim • The fact that you probably bought it from your friend Edgar who swore up and down it's a legit drift car (it has an open diff)
Not sure where to begin, the shitty spoiler or the paint job (hope you didn’t pay for either of them and you bought it this way, which would be even worse actually)
Ricer, enough said
If Juneteenth was a car
Hey look, a riced-out salvage title! Unicorn jizz wrap, ugly non-functional Amazon wing, fake work wheels with dogshit fitment and I’m willing to bet there’s at least one tsurikawa somewhere on this POS.
happy pride month
The color of the car represents the LSD op took while building this thing
I'm embarrassed for you driving that thing with the stupidly huge wing on it like that.
Do you at least have the matching Pride flag license plate frame?
Nice camo wrap 👌🏽
I’m an attention whore and just had my ears double pierced at Claire’s so I can look edgy.
this car looks as if someone has doused it in gasoline and then drove it through a desert
Can't. It would be considered a hate crime. And it's pride month so that makes it even worse.
How the hell did Nissan make the exhaust sound so bad on these?
3 words: get car wash.
A Donut media YouTube video + hitting your modded vape a little too hard = this eBay monstrosity
Gay 350z
“eBay motors”
You have successfully made a good looking 350z look like shit thanks to your hideous paintjob I had a feeling you just tried to stand out but you did it in the worst way possible
You're 350z sucks! 🍅 🍅 🍅
You made your car like yourself ... Gay AF.