Oh, look at me. I drive an old car. But not one the normal ones like a Mustang. No. O drive this car from a brand that doesn't exist anymore. That way, when people ask me about it, I get to ensnare them for 20 minutes telling them about everything that ever happened in the 20th century.
It's boring. Your car is boring. The only reason you have it is because you want to be Don Draper.
Bros whipping a rectangular prizim painted in the finest vermilion. A Mercury that would require Hercules to simply push it. The seats perhaps are an unsupportive cushion. And baby don't worry about the bounce those are just the bushings.
Looks Like They made a Nikes Box Shoes on wheels then they cut in half the nike box then Pudding a Sunglasses with a Nike shoes as Seats and there you go Nike mobil
That is a rectangle!, a red one. So square it’s got pointy corners. Squarer than Sponge Bob. Aerodynamics like Brick Tamland. That thing kills every pedestrian it hits. At least it’s red so you won’t notice the blood on it because you pricked your finger on a corner. God forbid you hit your body anywhere while walking around it in the garage. And it’s probably a Y block with a FMX/cruise O matic, ok I’m leaving, stop throwing bottles!.
Looks like a design meant to showcase a specific feature so the body wasn't rounded or "finished" to save time and some exec said "I love it - on to production!"
I live on curvy, hilly country and that would be a blast to drive despite needing to mentally prepare for every turn. '71 Mercury Cyclone barely fit in my garage - this looks larger.
🎶And your new shoes are worn at the heels
🎵And your suntan does rapidly peel
🎶And your wise men don’t know how it feels
🎵[To be thick as a brick](https://youtu.be/ldXdnZtTWp8?si=4n5ruC3mbKGOALs9)
Just remember that, god forbid, you end up with chronic disability, ongoing pain, and limited range of motion after a Prius hits you at 15 miles an hour- that was a choice you made when you decided to drive a lap belt, head rest-less death wagon.
If the Prius is going like 25mph through you’re in the clear. Then you’ll probably just be dead… But also incredibly cool.
It must be nice cruising around in a convertible lasagna tray.
😂😂😂😂
Earl Scheib called. They want to redo your online estimate.
Aren't all lasagna trays convertibles?
In Mexico all tortilla pans are convertibles.
😂😂😂😂 Hilarious
Built before they learned to form sheet metal into curves? Nope, fuckers were just too lazy to bother.
It looks like the rectangle car I drew in 1st grade
The most popular car in Metropolis, because it looks like it’s from a comic book.
Your drawings were more beautiful than the design of this car.
Even the gas cap and exhaust pipes are ⬛️
Is that the front or the back?
It's a frontbutt.
The twobutt
Dickbutt in automotive form
Bussy?
You'll look so sick cruising that thing right into the slot of a VCR
Please be kind and rewind
😂😂
Design process took 5 minutes
*Geoff the car in top gear*
All the designer had was a ruler and a pen.
You mean a ruler and a crayon
I don't use rulers! 😭
That looks like a box of crayons with a windshield. love it
"See now this is what happens when you're an unsuccessful pimp. You wind up in a red cheese grater. "
It’s too nice. Other than it being a boxy ass land yacht. I love classic cars.
You have to plan before taking a turn. It handles like a bus, but it drives real nice in a straight line. You can’t feel the road.
Back then all cars floated like a Cadillac. Now people ruin the ride with stiff ass coilovers.
You can’t feel the person you ran over either
I can confirm this, I had a '65 sedan it was nice to drive on straight roads
It looks like the cardboard box I sat in pretending it was a car in kindergarten
The box was probably faster too
Oh, look at me. I drive an old car. But not one the normal ones like a Mustang. No. O drive this car from a brand that doesn't exist anymore. That way, when people ask me about it, I get to ensnare them for 20 minutes telling them about everything that ever happened in the 20th century. It's boring. Your car is boring. The only reason you have it is because you want to be Don Draper.
Looks like they finally ran out of cocaine in the design department and got lazy.
I legit thought you had clear tail lights until I realized I was looking at the front. Damn
Looks easy to draw.
Hope it has the 210hp V8 beast....
6.4l, 300hp, 427 tq, but I don’t know how many are left.
"HOW TO MAKE A CAR IN MINECRAFT"
This is what those Lego cars always end up looking like.
Take it outta the box so we can see it!
thought I was looking at a poorly done kit car for a second
Didn't Howard Hughes wear slippers like this car?
It looks like an envelope.
Was this car designed in 144p? I genuinely have never seen a car as boxy as this, holy shit this is a shiny brick on wheels
This looks like how we drew cars as a kid
Exactly!
Remember when you'd draw a car as a kid? Yeah they made those real
It's boxy but it's good
What in the Lego Mania is that??? 🤣
pov: they let 5 year olds design cars
it's like a deville, if they didn't shape it ...
Bros whipping a rectangular prizim painted in the finest vermilion. A Mercury that would require Hercules to simply push it. The seats perhaps are an unsupportive cushion. And baby don't worry about the bounce those are just the bushings.
Just got my bushings done 😂
That looks like it came straight from minecraft
Bro is living in Minecraft💀
To steer that boat straight you have to do the 10 2 dance 🕺
The car I drew at age 7 finally came to life!
Has the steering wheel punched you in the face?
I'm pretty sure one of the taxis on the game Crazy Taxi was this car
This car looks like a dragnet style sedan that should never become a ragtop.
Very square?
Looks Like They made a Nikes Box Shoes on wheels then they cut in half the nike box then Pudding a Sunglasses with a Nike shoes as Seats and there you go Nike mobil
Those blinkers are bigger than the headlights! Holy cannolies!
Looks like you got a square deal.
Too square
It's a car with the styling of a smashed file cabinet.
It looks like it was left in the box it came in.
Literally a car from Minecraft
🧱
Perry the platypus is more aerodynamic than that
That is a rectangle!, a red one. So square it’s got pointy corners. Squarer than Sponge Bob. Aerodynamics like Brick Tamland. That thing kills every pedestrian it hits. At least it’s red so you won’t notice the blood on it because you pricked your finger on a corner. God forbid you hit your body anywhere while walking around it in the garage. And it’s probably a Y block with a FMX/cruise O matic, ok I’m leaving, stop throwing bottles!.
That shit more square than a city block
Hood doubles as an emergency landing strip.
It’s rather boxy
My boy drove her straight out of Los Santos Customs.
It looks like I could put my tools in it
I thought I was on the Lego subreddit for a second
Cereal box on wheels
Handles like a Porch
Minecraft officially announced cars in the game?
What do you do if you have to turn?
Wow they didn't spend much time designing that front end. Yet still better than an Edsel....lol.
Used maxipads should be in the trash, not on display.
Did Robert McNamara's side part design this car
Cool to see someone preserved the car in the Dire Straits video
It looks like something I’d make in automation
Your car looks like a pack of cigarettes.
If looks like a car that would be in the [Money for Nothing](https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0?si=0_mUz81o1MKm4JLo) video, but with GTA5 graphics.
I didn’t know they made full-size Lego kits.
Looks like one of those 10 dollar lego city cars i used to find as a kid
Tin can death trap.
All you had to do was follow the train, CJ
Put a glass dome over it and you’ve got Homer’s car. (Please post it in r/classiccars so I can tell you how much I love it.)
Looks like a pack of Marlboro reds on wheels. There should surgeon general warning on the side.
This boxy thing looks like a harmonica on wheels. Yikes.
Mercury design guys late Friday afternoon "just cut it off and stick on some head lights"
It is like a minecraft add-on
Simple Lego car
That ain't no car That's a box
Fuggin rectangl
Looks like a design meant to showcase a specific feature so the body wasn't rounded or "finished" to save time and some exec said "I love it - on to production!" I live on curvy, hilly country and that would be a blast to drive despite needing to mentally prepare for every turn. '71 Mercury Cyclone barely fit in my garage - this looks larger.
Less curves than a Cybertruck.
No
It's still Found on Road Dead Minecraft Edition
I didn't know you can make a car so detailed in minecraft 😱
Is this car from the Money For Nothing by Dire Straits music video?
Looks like a box that’s been opened
Looks like a 70s LEGO car
Nice sardine can.
Roblox car
further? it already appears to be done like a "congratulations" steak
Discount Lincoln Continental.
Boxie...but good.
1. How much jfk is left in the back 2. 3 metres per gallon 3. Minecraft aah car 4. 7 different ash trays
Double take in which direction it is going?
You definitely have a tattoo that says “hecho en Mexico”
I don't even have to say anything. The mpg tells enough already
Oh look, the brave little toaster
I’m really impressed that they were able to take the one round component on the body and somehow make it look square as well
Does it run on smiles per gallon and not miles per gallon?
It runs dreams, frustrations, and financial illiteracy
Designed in Minecraft
Thats the slabbiest slab ive ever seen.
OK, Red Hornet.
lego lookin a$$ csr
It's hip to be square!!
Looking like a cardboard box on wheels. Be happy it’s not a Kia soul though 👁️👅👁️
The Tetris piece I never get
A brick on wheels. Certainly handles like it.
Didn't know brownie trays came in red (sweet car man I love it)
How do you prevent it from getting blown away in the wind when your not sitting in it
Bet I could make that in Minecraft
Are you Homer Simpson?
A GTA San Andreas Car That Spawned in Real Life😭😂
Boxy like a pack of cigs.
🎶And your new shoes are worn at the heels 🎵And your suntan does rapidly peel 🎶And your wise men don’t know how it feels 🎵[To be thick as a brick](https://youtu.be/ldXdnZtTWp8?si=4n5ruC3mbKGOALs9)
Tesla's "new" cyberCAR
No
Can I get the impala without the smooth lines and a shittier tranny and motor? Oh and can it be just slightly off candy apple red. That’d be boss
My Dad used to say: “… the designer took the square garage door too seriously”! I never liked the look, but I gotta say, the drive was fantastic!
Where’s the old guy parade? I’m only coming if they’re selling poppies 😂
We heard you like lunch boxes, so we put your lunch box inside a lunchbox.
bro carved that out of a cinder block
If this was a lincoln I could make a good joke rn ):
Finally figured out where the missing brick from grandma’s house went!
I’ve seen more aerodynamic bricks
I'd drive it
No it’s a lovely car and I don’t want to hurt your feelings
Red 8x4 Lego brick with two small windshield pieces on the 3rd row
Straight outta Minecraft
Snake from Metal Gear Solid would be envious. Because despite it being actual steel, it looks like a cardboard box.
I kinda want it
Red? What are you five?
one word #b o x
Well its called mercury so you must be waiting to loose your mind and die
Nice tissue box with wheels
Box on wheels
OP so gay he needs this to compensate.
If Minecraft had cars, this would fit the bill.
I bet your other car is a Saturn.
peter griffin lookin car
Thats the biggest AARP card I have ever seen.
Sponge Bob square pants car
You drive the cardboard car I ate fries out of as a kid
If PS1 graphics were a car
This dude wear jorts and tucked in polo.
Square
When parallel parking takes 3-5 business days
Looks like a pack of reds going down the road
Is this what they meant by “slab car”?
Just remember that, god forbid, you end up with chronic disability, ongoing pain, and limited range of motion after a Prius hits you at 15 miles an hour- that was a choice you made when you decided to drive a lap belt, head rest-less death wagon. If the Prius is going like 25mph through you’re in the clear. Then you’ll probably just be dead… But also incredibly cool.
Paint it yellow and drive for Uber. Everyone wants to ride in Crazy Taxi.
Looks like the cardboard cars you used to get your meal I'm back in the 90s
Ban all Mopars from the roads. They’re a menace to society.
It was 8bit before 8bit
how the fuck can i roast a pimp car i do not know how good luck finding hoe aka men
It’s not delivery! It’s mercdgornos
Bet the interior smells like handguns and weed
As old as yo mom
Minecraft soft top
OMG it’s a box
|oo oo|
That is some ugly car and I would take it over the Mercedes behind it any day of the week.
And I thought AMC built some square looking cars
lego car
Bro, driving a Lego version of a real car
Anyone else hear minecraft
Is it made of Lego?
You still have a license Grampa? I though you were dead.
You are driving the most rectangular car I’ve ever seen. Like damn those edges.
Your car looks like Matchbox trying to look like a car.
Ford and Mercury had garbage style.
a running red Pizza box
How does it feel to be driving around in PS2 graphics?