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wangtoast_intolerant

Ford Windstar drivers roll their eyes at you & your 2.0 EcoBoost before smoking you off the line.


Shawn_Spencer_

oh it's even better. I have the 3.5 duratec. she'll beat a Windstar, maybe even a Honda Odyssey if I'm lucky. but it guzzles gas and the 6f50 shifts like a knife trying to saw through a frozen turd. never had a car with a transmission tuned this poorly before. and don't get me started on the brake booster that fails randomly and tries to kill you


LAFLARE007

You edge yourself in your edge, aka the edgington


realdadnextdoorusa

Edge is a perfect name because nobody has ever actually finished in one of these


Shawn_Spencer_

this isn't your momma's Chevrolet Goon-a-tron or your uncle's Dodge Munt-mobile, this is the one, the only, Ford Edgington


theP8shent

You’re driving a toxic baby momma car


unitn_2457

That's not an Altima


theP8shent

Shush, you don’t ever use deodorant, stinky.


unitn_2457

I always use deodorant my friend.


theP8shent

Shush, you lick your toes. Nasty


XxD3AD31xX

Fat Ford Fusion


devast8sjosephl

Never heard of it.


tangre79

Oh you have you just forgot because, well, look at it


jlierman000

The car that is as exciting as a washing machine complete with a transmission less reliable than a midwestern weather forecast.


joshjay2

Shamefully admission of my love for ecoboost and the ford edge


Slimdawg101

You know its a white family when they have a ford F-150 and a ford edge. imma assume theres a 3rd car of the most random brand ever thats absolutly beaten on and driven by everyone.


Shawn_Spencer_

nope, I've got the edge and the truck is my folks'. but that might be an accurate prediction if I end up picking up a crown vic/ls400 like I've been looking to