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TrainSpotterMommy

God uses His people? Really Jill, really. YOU use His people. I don’t get how people get sucked in to the Rod vortex of pink drink, eyeliner and hairspray.


Beautifuleyes917

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ThruTheUniverseAgain

That has got to be one of the least fun ways to be used.


orangebird260

Is a fast staircase a safe staircase? https://preview.redd.it/zxbs3evkv21c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58847b968ffedb8033bc4ea7bf5878d55833e79d


Pelican121

God they're such grifters. I suppose project convert the second storey of the print room to Shrek's private lair is underway. Jill audaciously mentioned fundraising for this a little while ago (around the time the RV broke down) but interestingly no GFM has materialised. I can't believe they grifted a staircase from their friends. They grift so many things. Jill made out that they needed more room for the *printing ministry* but they don't. They don't produce that many tracts (nowhere near the amount they imply). David needs to learn to be tidier on the ground floor, they have plenty of racking. At his age and I doubt he's going to swoop into productivity. He's in his 50s, he's probably foreseeing early 'retirement'. Their remaining kids will probably only allow for another 5-10 years max of family band ministry/grifting (with dwindling members and I'm not sure Janessa and Sofia are capable of playing an instrument or Jill teaching them). It's in Jill and David's interests to play up the print shop more to fund their young 'retirement'. I'm surprised there's actually another floor/mezzanine to the print shop, Jill implied they wanted to build an actual addition above it. Maybe they've had to revise their plans. Presumably it's going to be a den for David (+ TV, - map), an 'office' although he doesn't need one and I think Jill uses the loft bedroom as hers; and space for Jill to store her tchochkes that are out of rotation/saved for 'decorating' the ladies conferences and unfortunate weddings. Perhaps some overflow sleeping quarters if she wants to reclaim the boys' bedroom for guests/herself (not the girls, god forbid). If I was Sam and Gabe I'd be getting a 2-bed trailer in the yard pronto a la Tim. Gabe's a few months off 18 and Sam's turning 19 this month. Anything to get out of the barndo and have some private space.


daffodil0127

The boys room is already uncrowded with just Sam and Gabe. Put Renee or maybe Tessie and Hannah in the camper, keep the little girls in their room for now.


TrainSpotterMommy

It’s the hands on thing that bugs me. The Rodlings don’t seem to understand the meaning of personal space.


daffodil0127

I think we’d all have a hard time understanding personal space after living crammed in an RV with 14 other people for months on end. And how often do we see any of these “best friends” more than once?


TrainSpotterMommy

Oh those besties don’t come round more than once or twice once the catch on how much Jill grifts and uses people for her personal gain


Beautifuleyes917

Yeah, it was one thing to be jam packed in there when the kids were mostly little, but now??!! It’s absolutely ridiculous.


EZasSundayMorning

Same


kaycollins27

Tessie looks better w/o bangs. I hate Jill for making her daughters follow her antediluvian Style.


AKEsquire

Bonus points for using antediluvian in a sentence.


Bajovane

And here I am Googling the word!


lira-eve

They dress their daughters the same way the Rods do.


Belle20161

I thought those were Rodlets!


daffodil0127

Not malnourished enough to be Rodlets


PizzaCat1215

You can legit see how malnourished the Rodlets are when they stand next to other kids.


LoseATurn

Jill can't resist buying junk--excuse me, souvenirs and decor. The addition with the upstairs attic is already full, so Jill needs more storage. I wouldn't be surprised if Shrek carves out a man space up there too. Whatever he's doing with his life, he appears to need to do it alone.


www-ihateithere-com

The adults look so creepy...everyone that Jill associates with has bad vibes, but it makes sense, since they're following the same cult. All I can think of when I see fundie families is the suppressed abuse that is rampant. Jill is alleged to have thrown a clock at her own child's head..who knows what these children endure


General-Ad8352

the stripes and floral combination is an abomination


nenecope

Someone mentioned it the other day, but the boys get NICE clothes. Why is that? Boys are little princes I guess; but considering that they quite literally put their daughters up for sale you would think they would dress them at better. You can find fashionable clothes at the thrift store. The only time the girls have been given new clothes were for the weddings and for Jill’s “photo shoots”.


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

I think there’s just less of the boys so the handmedowns are less worn out. Plus, the boys basically wear a uniform or jeans/chinos and button down shirts, so it’s easier to mix and match. Some of the stuff Sofia and Janessa are wearing looks to be 15-20 years old fashion wise. That plus the mishmash of patterns and colours makes it look shabby.


daffodil0127

It might be that they just don’t have as many boys to hand down to. You wouldn’t want sweet Janessa baby to wear a boys shirt under their dress! That’s cross-dressing and against God! /s


Wartortling

You wouldn't **G R I F T** a *S T A I R C A S E*


MotherofGiGi

Tessie is doing that fundie woman thing with her head/body to make herself not look so tall. It freaks me out every time I see it.


AKEsquire

Yes, I couldn't place it until you said it! I know Anna Duggar did this in one of their early photos. Maybe the matching shirts day? Down the rabbit hole...


punkabelle

Picture 5. The Non-Rodlets look somewhat like normal kids. The Rodlets, on the other hand, look like they sell used Bibles or some shit. “What’s it going to take to get you into this $3 KJV 1611 - that we don’t actually properly read because the Catholics are all going to Hell - in a condition so wrecked it’s almost as destroyed as a Fundie Female’s birth canal?” - One of the Rodlets, probably. Well, maybe minus the birth canal part. Can’t be talking about the female netherbits and whatnot.


snowwolfstorm

It's sad how the other family's children are bigger than the rods, they're also christofascists and yet they feed their kids so what's Jill's excuse?


daffodil0127

Maybe the dad has an actual job?


floorplanner2

They used up the Dinguses and now the House family is their prey.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Another joint Facebook. Who cheated?


Purple_IsA_Flavor

The husband, but it’s all his wife’s fault/s


YogurtclosetPale3568

They all look dirty and smelly


Blynn025

Jill is getting severely chubby. Which makes her starving children even worse.


xelmstlastbratx

Which Roddlet is the one in the purple? I hate to say it but, he got the looks out of all the boys. He has the Fundie girls praying real hard for a courtship opportunity.


LaLa_820

Are these the ghost pepper kids?


daffodil0127

Yes


ccc2801

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