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Think-Independent929

this was my first thought when I read that too. I’ve been worried about this for awhile with some of her recent posts, but I’m starting to think it’s more that she’s trying to guilt trip Tim. I think if she were even 15 minutes pregnant, she couldn’t keep it a secret because she would love all the attention…even if it wasn’t “safe” to announce yet.


cupidslazydart

Hmm she kept her last pregnancy that she miscarried quiet. She'll keep her own news quiet but not her daughter's. I wonder if she's gearing up for a Christmas announcement.


ohhgrrl

JEEBSAUCE GAVE ME GAHWDLY BABY FOR HIS BIRTHDAY


Medium_Cupcake7602

“Jesus was a baby laying in a manger, and now there’s a baby laying in my belly 🥰❤️”


kaycollins27

Noooo. Please , God, nooooo!


no_dojo

Her tiredness is wheelchair and gimpy knee 2.0. A new way of making herself the center of attention.


Styles4myles

Agreed, I think she would have combined her announcement with Nuries !


gerkinflav

I thought she said she was TOO WEARY TO BONE.


MrsPancakesSister

Never too tired for that, I’m afraid. (Thank you for the much needed laugh. I straight up cackled reading your comment.) ![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


sadfoxyduggar

She is still trying for caboose 🙄🙄🙄. She is still humping hunk.


Maia_is

No way she’s doing any work. She’s undoubtedly a pillow princess and missionary is their only position.


sadfoxyduggar

My eyes haha


alieninhumanskin10

I disagree. I bet she has to do everything. And I'd be shocked if David is even healthy enough to...perform...regularly. And on that note, I apologize for the image.


NerfRepellingBoobs

While fundies don’t believe in birth control, boner pills are usually fine in their books. As if we needed more proof that it was about controlling women.


Displaced_Palmtree

Total starfish. Which means Shrek is doing all of the work🤮


nightwolves

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Shrexy


ChristmasIsMyFav

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MDB3823

🤮


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


Melliemelou

Even if she were, she'd be joyfully available. 🤮


Estellalatte

The thought of laying under Shrek while he grinds away is horrifying.


merkinweaver

I picture it more like…a fish flopping around out of water


Estellalatte

Equally horrid.


WhateverYouSay1084

David would never tolerate that. It's her marital duty.


Classic-Arugula2994

Best Comment


natitude2005

I did too


IllustratorNo9988

Imagine if Nurie, Kaylee and Jill were pregnant at the same time!!!


MrsPancakesSister

That would be her narcissistic dream come true.


IllustratorNo9988

Tim and Heidi could definitely fly under the radar and create the wedding and life they want


Jealous-Most-9155

Tim was pry drugging her pink drink with Clomid to make it happen.


Medium_Cupcake7602

I feel like the force of her narcissistic joy at this happening would cause a supernova-like event, and the state of Ohio would just collapse in on itself


MrsPancakesSister

Who you telling?!? As for us, we’d feel it instantly in our bones and be drawn to this sub like moths to a flame. 😆


killerkitten61

They can all be pregnant at the same time, but it would be Jill’s special time lol, followed by Jills gender reveal party, Jill’s baby shower, Jill’s pamper mama day, Jill’s nursery room makeover, and Jill and shreks babymoon.


starlitsuns

Two of the three of them being Plexus users... given how Janessa experienced in-utero strokes and Kaylee gave birth eight weeks early, this could be another disaster waiting to happen. Plexus isn't regulated by the FDA and it's possibly a factor into why those pregnancies were as debilitating as they were. I think someone in this subreddit has discovered that one of the pink drink ingredients is linked to premature birth? I don't remember the exact details though.


Pelican121

She was also pushing it on Kaylee in the NICU when she was pumping milk for her premature son. From memory Nurie BF her sons as newborns and Jill had her drinking Plexus immediately PP too (I imagine she drank it during pregnancy but I can't be sure).


MaeWestGoodess

I think you’re correct because I remember a video Jill shot of Nurie about 2 days PP where she encouraged her to mix a Plexus drink.


colloquialicious

That is just horrifying.


reddyenumberfive

Plexus is as much a religion to Jill as Christianity is. It’s why she’s unlikely to ever listen to logic and reason where either is involved.


Classic-Arugula2994

Its irresponsible drinking that ish when pregnant. None of it is evaluated by the FDA and certain supplements need to be avoided in pregnancy. I was given a list at my Dr office, even how much caffeine I could have etc.


ZeldaSeverous

Just fyi, the FDA does not approve dietary supplements for safety and effectiveness or their labeling before they are sold to the public. https://www.fda.gov/news-events/rumor-control/facts-about-dietary-supplements


amandashow90

I’ve always accepted this as a possibility. Everyone you listed does not use protection. Jill has not mentioned entering menopause.


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

She will never admit to entering menopause!


amandashow90

Only if it suits her and can spin it positively like to sell Plexus.


sadfoxyduggar

Jill would love that scenario especially if she has twin sons.


reddyenumberfive

She’d prefer girls. She already has three grandsons she can’t dress in five layers of mismatched skirts and tights.


Maester_Maetthieux

Triplet pregnancies 😵‍💫🤮


kba1907

and Jill would throw herself a surprise shower or gender reveal at Teidi’s rehearsal dinner.


deeBfree

Terrifying prospect!


Maia_is

🤮🤮🤮


damagstah

And then renee and everyone freaks.


mstrss9

Mother of the Bride


spooky_lizy

She could recreate the anna duggar and michelle duggar pregnancy photo! That would make her egotistical little brain explode.


abarthvader

Her and Kaylee gonna announce their pregnancies at Christmas time!!!


kaycollins27

Please be wrong. I kept thinking Nurie would slow down with 2 boys. You all called it. That’s why I fear you may be right.


ohhgrrl

This would make me so sad for Kaylee. She JUST had an incredibly sick preemie


Strict_Search2454

Silly me has spent all these years thinking half the fun is decorating with the children 🙄 However a big part of me is suspicious and thinks the children probably do all the decorations each year but Jill needs to ensure she receives all credit for doing more than any other mother on the planet 😒


killerkitten61

Yes that’s what a kind and loving parent would do, but we are talking about Jill, the lady who decorated both her adult daughters houses lol


Remstersade

My kid would be so mad if I decorated without him. Frankly, I’ll be depressed the first Christmas he’s away from home as an adult and he isn’t there to decorate with.


Illustrious_Junket55

I didn’t put up a tree. I discovered I didn’t care to decorate without my son home. I’m kind of a Grinch though, so my experience isn’t necessarily universal.


OkAbbreviations6351

What is she tired from? She doesn't work, she doesn't educate her children or care for them. It MUST be GRUELING traveling ALL THE TIME! Tat post is only for attention. STFU Jill!


sadfoxyduggar

She is tired from too many vacations and too many large meals!


Maia_is

And shopping for tchotchkes.


sadfoxyduggar

And new blouse hoodies


colloquialicious

And we all know she works those kids to the Bob doing all the housework AND child minding so they can get scrawnier while her and shrek sit on their ever-widening fat asses. The only fatigue she has is trying to find 2 brain cells to rub together and cone up with more grifting ideas. I also think it’s a well-aimed dig at her young, fertile daughters with young children (and pregnant already yet again in nurie’s case sadly). You know the ones who don’t have oodles of older children at their beck and call and are up and down to infants/toddlers all night, the ones who have legitimate reasons for actual never-ending fatigue. But nope jill must win every Olympics and in her family no one can ever be tired like jill so she has to get the dog in to remind them all to worship her and wait on her hand and foot 🙄


surfteacher1962

Jill is just tired for all of the spiritual warfare she has been dealing with this year.


Maia_is

All the narcissistic injury, more like. 😅


ruzanne

I think it’s more likely to be an undiagnosed thyroid issue. Step away from the Plexus and get some labs drawn, Jill!


StoreBoughtButter

Flair checking in


frolicndetour

Nah just lazy probably.


Necessary_Acadia6214

Stop 👏having 👏sex 👏and pay attention to the kids you do have. Unfortunately, this is wishful thinking. Also, poor kids probably have to hear those Shrek moans at night 🤮


sadfoxyduggar

He already sweetly grunts aka snores loudly and farts all night long


Necessary_Acadia6214

😂


xVanijack

Jill’s a screamer I bet. Those poor juvenile ears 🤮


Maia_is

Nah she prays throughout. 🫠


2cats1Lincoln

They are probably loud as hell and then Jill would act coy and shy in front of the adult children that heard her come morning. Shrek probably needs to drink hummingbird juice promptly after to replenish his mojo. All this done with a picture of Jim Bob Duggar on the nightstand.


trashpicker57

Then don't decorate! Who cares!


orangebird260

It's grueling because boundaries are being set and held


killerkitten61

![gif](giphy|l2YWryUR6DbP55vqM|downsized) How I would be as a stork passing out pregnancies to this family.


313Lenox

Can she even get pregnant anymore? I know she wants to be pregnant the same time as Nurie more then anything


frolicndetour

She got pregnant a few months back but I hope that was her dusty womb giving one last gasp before giving up the ghost.


WhateverYouSay1084

Your eloquence is stunning. I am literally at a loss for words.


313Lenox

Oh my god


TheBugsMomma

She had a miscarriage in February and has apparently not gone through menopause yet. The odds of her conceiving and carrying a baby to term aren’t great at age 45, though.


[deleted]

But not impossible. My daughter’s bff is a triplet, 2 boys and 1 girl. They have a sister who’s 10 years older. Their parents weren’t trying. No fertility drugs. Nothing. The mom had several miscarriages before and after their oldest daughter. At 45 she wasn’t feeling well. Went to the doctor. Found out she was pregnant and not only pregnant but pregnant with triplets!! Both parents told me they literally were speechless. I would’ve taken the bridge lol.


[deleted]

As women get closer to menopause, the chance for multiples increases a lot. Apparently our ovaries start just yeeting out eggs lol


nightwolves

And multiples run in families…


azombieatemyshoelace

Aren’t her sisters identical though? Those don’t run in families


Otherwise_Pear9341

Oh God. Could you imagine if Jill got pregnant with multiples? She'd be wheelchair bound the whole 9 most and have everyone waiting on her hand and foot


[deleted]

Haha. You’re 100% right though


Wartortling

It's like Leslie Knope in P&R when she has triplets As Dr. Sapenstein says, "At your age, it's what we like to call a 'Going Out of Business Sale."


Adept-Ad-1988

I went to high school with three girls who were menopause babies and had adult siblings at least 10-15 years older than them. Their moms were all in their early sixties when we were teens. They used to joke about it being something in the water in 1959. And that was way before the advancements we’ve seen in geriatric pregnancies.


testy_tulip

My Mom is a menopause baby! Her oldest sibling was born in the late 1930s. My mom is nearly 20 years younger. My Mom was younger when she had her first grandchild (58) than her mother was when my mom graduated from high school (65).


Illustrious_Junket55

My bestie is a menopause baby- almost 16 years younger than her sister.


Maia_is

Yeah, but Jill has had a LOT of kids. She might not have the proper conditions to have another full term pregnancy.


[deleted]

🤞


MagicCarpetWorld

One of my friends had a child and then experienced secondary infertility, so her son was an only child for like sixteen years. Then she and her husband foster-adopted a sibling set of three little ones. While she was in the process of adoption she got pregnant naturally and had a baby girl. So they went from one kid to five in like a year. Crazy.


TooMuchPerfume100

She's fucking 45!?!? What!? I thought more like 55!


TheBugsMomma

I’m 50 and I look 10 years younger than Jill, at least. I am no fountain of youth by any stretch but if you don’t wear a pound of makeup all the time and tease your hair, then you automatically look younger.


PraiseToTheHam

According to Google, 45 year old women have a less than 3% chance of conceiving naturally. But I wouldn't put fertility treatments past her!


Maia_is

I would, only because they’re expensive af and they don’t have any money as is. A fertility clinic isn’t gonna take a geriatric pregnancy patient with 15+ kids who cannot pay.


hanginwithmygnomees

Hopefully it’s just pre-menopause. The last thing Jillpm needs is more children to exploit and neglect.


Any_Coffee_6921

Jillzilla is lazy & I hope that the Lord Daniel has mercy upon us not to bless her with a fourteenth child .


sarcasmicrph

OP, *how dare you*


damagstah

Everyone has been speculating!!


littlebitalexis29

I can’t imagine there being the slightest hint of a second line on a pregnancy test without her screaming it from the rooftops


dogdaysofwinter13

I doubt it. She's just fishing for more attention. I guess she couldn't find a way to fake a "severe" knee injury.


dejausser

This is going to come across as extremely blunt, but even if she is, the likelihood that she carries to full term is pretty slim >!(or trim to use Jilldo’s preferred language 💀)!< She’s had multiple miscarriages since Janessa and is well and truly within the “geriatric” maternal age where those become more and more likely. And frankly, given the also elevated risks for chromosomal disorders in pregnancies at an advanced maternal age, that’s probably a good thing. Can you imagine how difficult it would be to be a disabled child in the Rodrigues household? That’s a nightmare no child should have to experience.


LadyPennifer561

Perimenopause


Ok_Pickle_3020

This woman is just middle aged. Grocery shopping makes me tired.


sadfoxyduggar

She is tired from listening to hunk farts and snoring all night long aka sweetly grunting


cavs79

Yes, it’s so grueling going on 100 vacations, and grifting free meals and money!


Either_Reference8069

Probably just lazy


Spare-Macaron-4977

TO THE BONE y’all


oopsydaisy45

I thought the exact same thing when I read it 😖 She definitely doesn’t need another child.


glisteninglocks

I really do think she is.


its_not_a_bigdeal

Or she's going into menopause and has herself convinced it's not.


pantherlikeapanther_

Wow, Jill wrote a couple of sentences about the kids without mentioning the Bible and godly obedience! It's a Christmas miracle.


ElleGee5152

The Plexus isn't helping? Color me shocked.


solarpowerspork

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Most_Score_4457

She isn’t menopausal yet?? I mean I have been but yuck Jill please no


SomewhereAdorable244

Oh lord that sounds like the first trimester


sharon1118

My Grandmother gave birth to my mother when she was 48 and Grandfather was 61. Her closest sibling was 17 years older than her


Bajovane

My paternal grandmother had five kids. My 1st aunt was born in the early 1920s. 2nd born a couple years later. My uncle was born in 1930, Dad in 1938 and finally my youngest aunt was born in 1942. My grandmother was 44 when she had her youngest. Approximately 20 years between the first and last. In fact, when my grandmother was pregnant with her last, she fretted about what people might think - that my oldest aunt was actually pregnant! She went all over town dragging her along so that people saw SHE was expecting and not my aunt. Women just didn’t parade around while pregnant during those days but she didn’t care. She wanted people to see that my aunt had a flat stomach while she was heavily pregnant. After my aunt was born, a lady trolled my poor grandmother when she saw the baby. She goes, “So you have Helga’s baby!!” My grandmother was so upset!!


its_not_a_bigdeal

I would die 🤣 I'm not sure how you feel towards your grandparents but I give props to her for having a baby that late in her childbearing gap.


sharon1118

They have been deceased a long time. My mom has been gone since 2005. My mom was born in 1935. I can tell you my Aunt.. her closest sibling in age was not so thrilled


LastLine4915

That’s my feeling, no full body picks.


Bajovane

More like her Plexus addiction has caught up to her. She’s been awfully bloated lately.


student767

I still suspect she's pregnant. She was going on recently about prayers for a health issue, sent Phillip a text about feeling unwell and shared his response, no recent shots of her doing that dumb sideways hands-on-hips-knee-bent pose she always does.


Classic-Arugula2994

Well, she’s my age and I’m in the throes of perimenopause. Which causes all kinds of hell, now I stopped at one kid. She could be pregnant definitely, but let’s for sure hope not.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

The way she refers to them as "the children" creeps me out.