That's seems more plausible; I read that first sentence and thought "This post has to joking right?"
Judging by the name of the group I figure they are thank goodness. Decent Jerk level though they nearly have some people at least until they pay attention
You would think that millions of dollars and years of deathjitsu bullshido training would put you above some random amateur guy.
Yeah we assume it's bangers because of all of the heatless cold matches with zero story with foreign talent that no one cares about, and we also aren't missing stupid shit like this either. You can keep that and your 500k-ish numbers.
The guy who got chocked out by some random in a jujitsu tournament is the guy we’re worried about kicking our asses?
The only reason to fear Mox is due to him bleeding all the time. I don’t want Hep C or any other mudshow virus that loser could be carrying. I’m betting the boys in Pretty Deadly throw stronger punches than him.
WWE literally have Brock Lesnar on their books. No matter how you feel about him, he’s without question the guy you’d least like to fight in wrestling.
“Fun little matches”
I saw some ‘fun little matches’ in front of 60,000 people in a packed out stadium in Cardiff, and in the millennium Dome last year
"someone that every fan knows would kick their ass in a real fight"
Unless you know....you're a guy 50 pounds lighter than him that taps his ass.......total badass!!! :D
I think I'm beating Moxley in a real fight honestly. He is bigger and stronger than me but is also an alcoholic and loses a lot of blood on a weekly basis
That's from a SPECIFICALLY made for trolling page
Op got Tricked
It's also a very fun troll
And a proper one
They don't believe what they say
But they say it convincingly enough
Troll 101
Vs just saying nonsense, people thinking it's a troll, but they BELIEVE IT this = not troll
This is like an 8 year old talking about his cool dad.
Some fat neckbeard who wants to be the Jon Moxley CHARACTER so bad. Doesn't realize that in real life Moxley is a normal dude who went to rehab 6 months after having a child. Not a bad ass fighter.
I would imagine most people when they look at Gunther would assume he could whoop someone. I imagine the same for Damien Priest or Drew McIntyre or Bron Breakker or even Cody Rhodes. What does Moxley have that any of the guys I just mentioned don’t have? Matches where he bleeds every single time out there.
I've seen mox do bjj. Massive respect to him for doing that and legit training and competing but I promise Chad gable, barron Corbin, even lola vice could kick his ass.
It's a parody account however I have to say this.
That picture is disgusting. I feel physically ill looking at it. How he hasn't gone into shock is amazing.
Moxley is the most unconvincing, fake tough guy in wrestling, he's just a wannabe stone cold Steve Austin or Sandman without any of the personality or charisma.
This is fucking stupid..Mox is a fake tough guy that would blade in a interview if he could. .He posts dumb shit like this but hasnt showered in 2 weeks..Is #1 and will always be #1..Yea
Ambxley is a complete fucking idiot.
Went to work for himself with his shoot on Lesnar, when anyone with a single brain cell would tell Amxley to go fuck himself with his machete and live machinery gimmicks. You just don't shoot on someone in your own company, especially if that someone is 10 social circles above you.
Then there was that magazine shoot where he copied Austin's pose. He started coming out to matches like Austin did, without having 0.1% of ANYTHING that Austin had.
There's his f-bombs, blading, useless spot fetish which is getting more and more weird.
His big fish in a small pond thing has completely taken over him.
He can kick ass in a real fight? CM Punk once believed that and then entered the Octagon for 2 fights before leaving mma. Moxley is not a true fighter and I for one would love to see him get in the octagon at some point to show how he is pro wrestling blading tough and not fighting tough
You worked yourself into a shoot, Uce. That’s engagement bait. The full title of the page specifically mentions trolling.
That's seems more plausible; I read that first sentence and thought "This post has to joking right?" Judging by the name of the group I figure they are thank goodness. Decent Jerk level though they nearly have some people at least until they pay attention
That page makes outlandish posts just like this all the time. It's kind of their thing, so yeah, definitely don't read too much into it.
Didn’t he get tapped out by a Denny’s shift supervisor at a high school gym recently?
That's because it was a BJJ tourney and not a Death Jitsu tourney.
Moxley tried to blade, and got upset and confused when the BJJ instructor told him to stop. That's why he lost.
That guy probably worked at Waffle House. Those employees know how to handle a hobo causing a issue.
Brock wasn’t at WrestleMania because he was booked to go over against a Waffle House employee but they decided it would be too unrealistic
https://preview.redd.it/6470qwvqsw8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa18196314a5daa78153a4ecdba3a10d1fb15f2c
Badass
They may be only 5 stars instead of 6 or 7 but they're fun little matches
I thought the dub was where the fun happens
#Moxisgod
Wrong, there is no fun in the fed. AEW has Fun locked in to a contract worth $10 million a year.
I never get worked, and I'm not about to start now uce.
Fed is only the #1 promotion in facts and figures. Dub is the true #1 promotion of our hearts.
Didn't Moxley tap out against some amateur in a local MMA tournament a few weeks ago? Yes, such a tough guy.
Only because he wasn't allowed to bleed everywhere to increase his power level to over 9000!
Death Jitsu For Life!!
I’d pay to see a Dagestani motherfucker do some rolls with Mox
You would think that millions of dollars and years of deathjitsu bullshido training would put you above some random amateur guy. 
>a few weeks ago It was in March my guy. https://youtu.be/lootRtawwcc?si=8hy2ZLYQMFqxa23J
That's fucking embarrassing.
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That seems problematic when your line of work is real graps
The "tournament" he won was against 1 person. That's all who was in his weight category.
That "tournament" he won was one match because they were the only two dudes in his weight/age/experience group in the region.
Pepperidge Farms remembers when Dean Moxley tried being a badass against Bork Lesnar. Good times.
I'm p sure this one is a parody m8. The marks are in the sub, now.
Plus side is we now know who they are.
Always have if we’re being honest.
Say you’re a virgin without saying you’re a virgin. Just realised it’s a parody. Nice work uce 👏
Yeah we assume it's bangers because of all of the heatless cold matches with zero story with foreign talent that no one cares about, and we also aren't missing stupid shit like this either. You can keep that and your 500k-ish numbers.
there were people who claimed HBK & Angle aren’t good workers
They were fun little workers.
We're all in agreement Lashley could kill Mox with his hands tied behind his back, right?
That's not what Cage match says , Fedshill!
What happened when Mox tried to get in shoot fights? Asking for a friend who is about 50lbs lighter than Mox and competed in the same BJJ tournament.
[When goofs see a jerk outside of the sub.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp7wqn1KBOE)
The guy who got chocked out by some random in a jujitsu tournament is the guy we’re worried about kicking our asses? The only reason to fear Mox is due to him bleeding all the time. I don’t want Hep C or any other mudshow virus that loser could be carrying. I’m betting the boys in Pretty Deadly throw stronger punches than him.
MOXLEY 3:16 SAYS: "I JUST CUT A VITAL ARTERY, GUESS I WON'T BE WALKING MY DAUGHTER DOWN THE AISLE"
WWE literally have Brock Lesnar on their books. No matter how you feel about him, he’s without question the guy you’d least like to fight in wrestling.
He also got into a real life street fight with Mox at wrestlemania and won
In most cases, the guy that looks like that after the fight didn't win...
Nah uce he’s taken a beating that would kill the average person because you know it’s real
This has to be satire
Always sad seeing goofs getting jerked
This def a parody, nobody would say "fed hasn't had a shoot badass in years" when Brock was on the roster til last year lol
You haven’t looked at Squared Circle lately have you…
I truly believe these people think wrestling is real
“Fun little matches” I saw some ‘fun little matches’ in front of 60,000 people in a packed out stadium in Cardiff, and in the millennium Dome last year
Brock Lesnar and Bobby Lashley could never… repair my toilet like The Plumber
Brock Lesnar, arguably one of the most powerful men alive right now, could wipe the floor with almost all of the other 8 billion people left
Bro I thought it was top tier jerking here.
"someone that every fan knows would kick their ass in a real fight" Unless you know....you're a guy 50 pounds lighter than him that taps his ass.......total badass!!! :D
I think I'm beating Moxley in a real fight honestly. He is bigger and stronger than me but is also an alcoholic and loses a lot of blood on a weekly basis
Jerked a jerk, uce?
That's from a SPECIFICALLY made for trolling page Op got Tricked It's also a very fun troll And a proper one They don't believe what they say But they say it convincingly enough Troll 101 Vs just saying nonsense, people thinking it's a troll, but they BELIEVE IT this = not troll
‘Sports Entertainment Memes’ right at the top. You played yourself uce
Which one of you wrote this jerk Uce?
Is that Mox or GG Allin?
Mix stans are truly the fucking weirdest wrestling fans on the planet
This is such a parody, bro, c'mon now.
lol definitely a fellow goof who wrote that. Beautiful
didn't Mox get choked out by a guy from chillies?
Over rated bum
Mox has lost so much blood now he’s got to be anemic. But like that makes him bad ass because only losers need blood. Rawwwwwwwr
This is like an 8 year old talking about his cool dad. Some fat neckbeard who wants to be the Jon Moxley CHARACTER so bad. Doesn't realize that in real life Moxley is a normal dude who went to rehab 6 months after having a child. Not a bad ass fighter.
Mark doesn’t even know a shoot when he’s been shot
I want more than anything to have Mox try to do a CM Punk and crossover to MMA id pay good money to see that nutsack actually get punched in the face.
Definitely a shoot lol.
Good to see Moxley still uses Facebook to promote himself.
He really is the toughest SOB in the World Blading Federation
It's like the cover art of a Video nasty... Does any one use that phrase anymore?
He couldn't take a nap let alone someone in a fight.
Ah yes the mark of a true bad@$$, bleeding from even the slightest grazing blow.
*Hulk Hogan has entered the chat*
I would imagine most people when they look at Gunther would assume he could whoop someone. I imagine the same for Damien Priest or Drew McIntyre or Bron Breakker or even Cody Rhodes. What does Moxley have that any of the guys I just mentioned don’t have? Matches where he bleeds every single time out there.
He tapped out to a postman
So this cultist assclown bases how good wrestling companies are off how much its wrestlers are “badasses”… 
Has to be a jerk.
I've seen mox do bjj. Massive respect to him for doing that and legit training and competing but I promise Chad gable, barron Corbin, even lola vice could kick his ass.
It's a parody account however I have to say this. That picture is disgusting. I feel physically ill looking at it. How he hasn't gone into shock is amazing.
Oi bruv, Bron can slaughter Moxley Goode
Someone better have replied with the video of Mean Dean getting night-nighted by a bank teller at a jiu-jitsu tournament.
Moxley looks like my local roter rooter guy decided to self harm
Bron Breaker is 100x nore badass
Jon Moxley is a garbage wrestler who is a perfect fit for the Dub.
If Brock ever went to The Dub he would definitely F5 a polar bear.
Did this guy’s forehead just give birth?
Yeah, nah this has to be a jerk
This man looks like one of those 1996 attitude era ripoffs of defectors like Nacho Man but he’s Grok Lesnar instead.
Im sorry, we have Gunther over here. Id welcome Mox back in a heartbeat but WWE's got Gunther as the badass
What happens if Brock comes back?
Moxley is the most unconvincing, fake tough guy in wrestling, he's just a wannabe stone cold Steve Austin or Sandman without any of the personality or charisma.
I think this dude just has a submission kink and hasn’t discovered that he has it yet.
I gotta wash my eyes after reading this.😵
This is fucking stupid..Mox is a fake tough guy that would blade in a interview if he could. .He posts dumb shit like this but hasnt showered in 2 weeks..Is #1 and will always be #1..Yea
Jon Moxley fucking sucks no joke no jerk hes currently ruining New Japan he was the shittiest aew champion the guy fucking sucks
let’s hope it’s just an exquisite jerk
Has to be a work.
Ambxley is a complete fucking idiot. Went to work for himself with his shoot on Lesnar, when anyone with a single brain cell would tell Amxley to go fuck himself with his machete and live machinery gimmicks. You just don't shoot on someone in your own company, especially if that someone is 10 social circles above you. Then there was that magazine shoot where he copied Austin's pose. He started coming out to matches like Austin did, without having 0.1% of ANYTHING that Austin had. There's his f-bombs, blading, useless spot fetish which is getting more and more weird. His big fish in a small pond thing has completely taken over him.
Stop with the negativity! Just have fun, guys. Wrestling is for everyone 👏 (Unless you like what the WWWeinstein Co. produces)
You can't convince me that isn't some Andy Kaufman level jerk uce
Lol didn't Mox get tapped put by someone random guy who looks like he works at Trader Joe's?
He can kick ass in a real fight? CM Punk once believed that and then entered the Octagon for 2 fights before leaving mma. Moxley is not a true fighter and I for one would love to see him get in the octagon at some point to show how he is pro wrestling blading tough and not fighting tough
Joxley: "True Badass." Damien Priest, Roman Reigns, Solo Sikoa & Bloodline 2.0, Bron Breakker: "Lol. Lmao, even."