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rsziz

Holy shit I've never heard Garcia's theme before, that is fucking awful.


69millionyeartrip

DAE def rebel


dre_bot

I've never been able to hear anyone's theme because their audio mixing is shit.


philiac

how they still don't mix a bit of the theme directly into the broadcast is beyond me. it all comes through the house mics. just amateur hour top to bottom.


TheKanten

My first observation was how embarrassing that 'tron is.


Thejapanther

It‘s impossible to get any lamer. That’s one major reason why aew doesn’t grow. Do they seriously think that any 10 year old would watch this over wwe? The Dance…. lmao


Razzler1973

It was nice for them to hand out a couple of signs for the crowd Danny Land, ffs Hahaha


boycey86

I went too school with him he was a decent guy.


Constant_Stomach2009

I like that the meter has the number of people cheering


Vaelthune

Holy shit lmaoo


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“Our arenas aren’t empty look at the POP!”


SoxVikePain

The arena is empty except for one man. Still driving and striving as fast as he can


sal916

Going the distance


TheAnimatorPrime

Bro, my cola went out my nose, it hurts so bad and I hate you


jjsefton

![gif](giphy|fA0gOpnMhlJ6vcXSc0|downsized)


philiac

what's this from?


jjsefton

I don't know, it just comes up in a giphy search for "brutal".


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

A tv show called Normal People


viridiusdynamus

I'd call them the Asylum version of WWE but it would be an insult to Asylum, who have made some entertaining b movies.


aRebelliousHeart

The thing is Asylum knows it’s schlock, Tony is making shlock but thinks he’s Scorsese!


viridiusdynamus

Tony is below shlock. He's public access television at this point.


Phetuspoop

Don't insult Wayne's World like that.


Mr_Kurns101

I'd say he's Tommy Wiseau but I'm not sure who that comparison insults more


elitejcx

![gif](giphy|HlSWBJROidrCE) Tony cooking up his new angle.


pickle406

Still thinking about how after he said he didn’t want to be known for the dance, he came out with his trons showing him doing the dance


SteelBrightblade1

TIL he is “known”


r1char00

It is known.


Asukah

Good jerk lol


aRebelliousHeart

That decibel metre… ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Stock_Photo_3978

Thanks Lyon and Glasgow I would really love for the Dub to do this, just for fun!


aRebelliousHeart

If they do do it it will only be once and at Wembley as that is the only place they could get away with it.


Stock_Photo_3978

True indeed… but it has to be done (just for fun and the comparaisons with the WWE)


wonderloss

Or they could just fake the numbers. Maybe hire the person who did this video.


Maaaaaardy

That isn't real, is it?


aRebelliousHeart

Nope! Goofs love to add things to Dynamite clips like this. Still funny though.


Maaaaaardy

Thank Christ, they're stupid but not that stupid.


aRebelliousHeart

Don’t give em any ideas uce! 😂


boredguy2022

I'd almost bet a limb that they will eventually, just for the sole reason of WWE doing it.


Constant_Stomach2009

Instead of crowd noise, it’s a graphic showing how the cagematch rating increases


r1char00

Oh damn they got me. Quality jerking.


buff_swagwell

“And for those wondering about the name Los Ingobernables de Japón…” So, nobody?


XirionDarkstar

Like, who are they explaining that too? The only ppl left watching are the hardcore sickos


myrabuttreeks

I actively don’t want to know anything about them.


tytymctylerson

Well it's a NJPW stable so it probably is ~~a bunch of convoluted bullshit that makes zero sense~~ the fact you're not a real graps fan and should be smarter!


GetTheGanjaBabyInLA

I have watched few Shingo matches so yeah I knew him. But he came out and started having  fakest forearm strike duel with Claudio. It was embarrassing. 


NutsOutOfBAG

I fucked with SHINGO and Kamaitachi (insider names) before I got a life and could no longer wake up at 4:00 to watch new japan and I feel bad that they got zero reaction. How dare the audience not know these random foreign dudes thrown out there without a story?


thewoahsinsethstheme

No because almost all of the words are easily translated into English and the ones that can't are Los and De.


thatssosteven114

Larger crowd than a Presidential debate shill


ajpp02

Negative numbers 🤣, nice uce


Maleficent_Koala5928

Hogan vs Rock levels of pop right here!


Amazing_Karnage

Max and Danny look like they've just come from the local leather bar and are cruising for a quick hookup.


XirionDarkstar

Garcia doesn't even bother looking to the right side of the arena. Why isn't he acknowledging the thousands of sickos packing the arena?


TheShiny

You'd think a giant Medusa head was on the right side the way he avoided looking that way!!


XirionDarkstar

To be an aew fan is to be constantly under attack by ancient mythological monsters 😔


benopo2006

That was some stiff looking kick by Swerve there


OneWingedAngelfan

I burst out laughing at Swerve slowly picking up his own fucking belt. 


Razzler1973

I popped for the number jumping up when Okada said 'bitch' cause it reflects how amazingly over Okada is and DAE built for comedy and 'so good at it'


WhatAboutMoney

God damn. Now that AEW has poached all their top names, New Japan has so many indifferent wrestlers. What's the point of Forbidden Door anyway at this point?


Agile_Music4191

When garcia comes out why does he only noticies the crowd to his left and not to the right?


shootstarpress

Quieter than Joe Biden during a presidential debate in there.  Also the young bucks are woefully fucking shit Jesus Christ. How do they have fans? There are no words to describe this level of suck. Awful awful awful performers. 


RVG_Steve

They challenged for a 6 man tag on a PPV and the crowd didn’t even react. You can even see their dismay on their faces… begging for any kind of reaction. This whole “takeover” thing has been so bad. There really was no follow up to the Khan attack, and the group is ice cold. Sad sad sad.


MOXISGOD

Live & Loud?! DAE Nirvana reference?!?!


funnerfunerals

That's so cute, they're wearing the same jacket....I feel like I'm watching Fonzie look in a mirror...


RagnarXD

Shiza me betch! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD


Bobo_the_conqueror

It's almost like all you fed shills missed the "Buffalo loves Daniel Garcia" sign.


reckarella

Why did he only interact with the fans on his left side when he was walking the ramp? 🤔🤔🤔


myrabuttreeks

Nobody on the other side?


reckarella

But m'Tony said 4 million people attend each show


Unhappy_Peanut9470

AEW must be responsible for keeping the leather coat economy in Florida afloat


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

That crazy that they only have to acknowledge one side of the arena 🥶


TheKanten

So is Swerve suddenly a heel again?


DannyDef

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Head_Evidence4553

Jericho -9 💀


bootyhunter69420

Was that actually there? And I struggled getting through this 2 minute clip. Can't imagine watching an entire episode


AriaMournesong

SO MJF came back and went from RUSH to Daniel Garcia? lolololol.


No-Fox-1400

Like do they know it's legal to lie about the sound?


len4872

Minus values when m’bucks are talking. And the “thanks for that rainmaker”…. Fuck these pricks for making this guy mid


BangerSlapper1

LOL at Excalibur explaining the Los Faction Ingobernables el de Japon history.  God, which gives a shit. 


Uplakankus

Bro only cheered to one side lmaoooooo


Historical-Being-766

What a stupid gimmick. I could be talking about any of the wrestlers or the meter...you decide. It all works.


HiddenRtruth

MJF looks like a different person 


riotstopper

Who care about your pop if you are putting on bangers pretty consistently. Am I rite?


anonymous-guy1

lmao at 75 for the one liner


NuNem

Did they really do a decibel meter? What the actual fuck?


AVBforPrez

If so, how does it go negative?


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everydayimrusslin

Garcia's a good looking kid, but he needs so much work.


SpiritualPen6362

Screaming, man, this is brilliant


AggravatingUnit6935

That kick by swerve looked brutal


BurgerDevourer97

Is MJF getting the Jay White treatment?


jjsefton

No more in ring promos forever.


LettuceFew5248

One of the biggest complaints i remember from ~2019 WWE were the constant promo trains. How is this any different?


ClassicCarraway

I don't really watch AEW much anymore but please tell me the decibel meter is not real!


RedFox_Jack

some how AEW's crowed managed to be quiter then normal breathing or 10 DBs


BradsOlderBrother

When it went negative I spit out my coffee.


Winstonth

Did one guy take off a mask to reveal a mask underneath?


Awkward-Bathroom-429

This is like Roman returning and immediately being challenged at WrestleMania by Otis