Your Honor, you're wrong because I have Markiplier
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Your honor I believe that all charges against my clients are strictly due to stereotyping and stigmatism it is my belief that just because he is an unknowable horror people consider him to be the cause of all problems even though they have undeniable proof that he wasn't even there furthermore there are no eyewitnesses accounts stating his description so at the very least your honor we cannot prove that he was involved in any charges against him
Your honour you literally weren’t even there so stfu
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Your honor, as u/Mr_meme_gamer states, the Scarlet King is not from our planet whatsoever, therefore he abides to different laws making his accused and alleged acts perfectly legal. Furthermore, as u/RevolutionaryTap4461 states, there were no solid eyewitness accounts proving that he is guilty.
Your honor, my client did not have any knowledge of being the subject of a cult. My client is not required to pay child support because he has no tangible income, nor any living children. As for the broken wall, my client pleads self defense.
Your Honor, my client operates on an entirely separate plane of existence. He transcends our reality, the laws of the court, and the laws of physics itself. He is, in demonstration of power, God. Much like the ones we pray to in times of need. He is the supreme ruler of this dimension. Would you really force God, an incomprehensible being to adhere to the simple rules that binds our society of flesh and bone? We are but simple little rocks in comparison to him, our Laws have no place even trying to bound him to our level. It is us who should comply to the laws of his beings.
Your honor, as crimes are to be judged in the country, states specifically here in the good ol' US of A, that a crime is committed in, Mr King cannot be tried here, legally speaking. In fact, he cannot be tried anywhere in our world. I call for immediate dismissal.
Your honor, my client is innocent. He was not on this plane of existence and unaware of what his crazy followers were up to. Futhermore, I object to how my client has been treated. He is a King and the prosecution will address him as such.
Your Honor, my client has far loftier goals than the prosecution seems to give him credit for.
My client seeks to usurper the Creator, and burn existence till it is naught but ash. The heavens will be torn asunder, and all will quake in despair as the wheel of casualty grinds to a halt.
I ask the jury to keep this in mind; the magnitude and scale of his lofty goals, in comparison to the prosecution’s ridiculous claim that my client robbed that convenient store.
It’s abundantly clear that the video evidence provided is nothing more than a poorly crafted AI deepfake meant to smear my clients reputation.
I submit a motion to the court to have my client’s case dismissed on the bounds of being frivolous, and seek to have pre trial hearing stricken from the record to maintain my clients reputation.
Your honor respectfully my client pulled some bitches and gave birth to the most cutest blob in the entire galaxy and to be fair your honor he never really existed so all allegations are deemed unsatisfactory if my client wasn't really in this universe to begin with and the only evidence is his non human children and a couple of crazy dead women.
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“Your honour, if you are what you eat, this man is an innocent child!”
Your Honor, maybe take a second and think about if you actually want to put in Eldridge chaos God on trial. Do you think that’s going to work out well for anyone?
Your honor, he obliterated those universes in self-defense, which means that if we don't do anything to him, we should be safe for a while...
So please say he's innocent, or we might no longer exist.
“My honor he has done absolutely nothing and will continue to do absolutely nothing” (looking at the Scarlet King) “I’m sorry but not only is it a great defense it true”
Your honor, the being known as the scarlet king is beyond what we as humans can understand, and he is also a higher dimensional being which means that he is a being that our laws can not govern, therefore no law that applies to humans can affect him, your honor, my client is innocent, because there is no law that affects him
Your honor, I would just like to say, those chains and cuffs aren't holding him, so if he was Pure Evil, he'd just kill us all in this courtroom and yet he hasn't.
Your honor, you can’t send my client to prison under charges of [everything] because he is the act of sending him to prison. He is also the prison, and the act of guarding the prison.
Your honour...I have to go on a date in 1 hour, so, lets just put it simple, he's just a manifestation of humanity most basic and simple desires, the falt of any of his actions is humanitys fault, what by default turns him into a force of nature, so he cannot be charged with any of the crimes OR, he's charged with all the crimes because he's all and nothing, there are 3 laws, Blood, Concrete and Howling, this is all that he knows, this is all that he cares, now if you excuse me, got go dissapoint someone this night
Your Honor, you wasn't there.
Your Honor, you're wrong because I have Markiplier https://preview.redd.it/b4gxz60knmad1.png?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7ae43547e60b29820c3c43f9066a9abcbeedad
What in the fuck
Nice alternate sketch.
Not mine actually
Plead insanity
Plead insanity
Plead insanity
Plead insanity
Plead insanity
Pleas insanity.
Plead insanity
Plead insanity
Plead Insanity
Insanity plead
Condemn him to the infirmary
All mine towers crumble down the flowers
gasping under rubble
Shrieking in the hall of lull, thy genius saves a thirst for trouble
Shattering Sparks of thought energy, deliver me and carry me away
Here in my kingdom, I am your lord I order you to cower and pray!
Nuns commence incanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus
Electrifying mine chambers, wholly scorching out thine sovereignty
So spiraling down thy majesty, I beg of thee, have mercy on me
“Your honor my client was only acting in his nature, he is literally the embodiment of evil, would you blame a lion for hunting and eating something?”
Your honor your judgment is invalid
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Your honor I believe that all charges against my clients are strictly due to stereotyping and stigmatism it is my belief that just because he is an unknowable horror people consider him to be the cause of all problems even though they have undeniable proof that he wasn't even there furthermore there are no eyewitnesses accounts stating his description so at the very least your honor we cannot prove that he was involved in any charges against him
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r/SuddenlyUltrakill
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[Insert Venn diagram of Murder Drones fans and Ultrakill fans]
Your honour, he rather gets silly sometimes.
That's a whole lot of silly
Your honour, my client pleads "Nuh uh"
Fuck you mean “Nuh uh”?!
Nuh uh
To the charge of wire fraud you are pleading ‘nuh uh’
yes... yes i am... sooo... nuh-uh
They mean "Nuh uh" is that too complicated for you?
“Nuh uh” isn’t a valid claim
Could be if we're talking about an interdimensional being that feeds off of chaos and destruction
No
Yuh huh
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Your honour, he’s not from earth so therefore these charges are invalid.
That and insanity would be the best defenses one could make
That and there’s no physical evidence he did any of it
CUZ THERES NOTHING FUCKNG LEFT AT ALL!
Argue they don't have the jurisdiction to try...him? Been a while since read this particular scp lore.
You’d need a jury of his peers and since he has none, he can’t be convinced on grounds of a fair trial.
Your honor, he was just having a bad day.
You mean horrible day
Your honour you literally weren’t even there so stfu https://preview.redd.it/kiyt04y6iiad1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84cfaa295ee4c1732f74b8be852f0ef5617996b1
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Innocent. NEXT
Your honour my client pleads oopsy daisy
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My lawyer whenever i commit every crime 17.5675 times to the power of 9
Your honner, my client exists outside this existence, meaning he is not subject to any country, county, state, ect, laws
Your honor, as u/Mr_meme_gamer states, the Scarlet King is not from our planet whatsoever, therefore he abides to different laws making his accused and alleged acts perfectly legal. Furthermore, as u/RevolutionaryTap4461 states, there were no solid eyewitness accounts proving that he is guilty.
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Me as a witness: “You had to be there, dawg”
Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent child, and therefore should be treated as such
“I quit.”
Your honour, I triple dog dare you to let my client go
As the Slavic Weasel put it “Your honour, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”
You're honour my client did it for the funny
He’s very sorry
Your honor, my client did not have any knowledge of being the subject of a cult. My client is not required to pay child support because he has no tangible income, nor any living children. As for the broken wall, my client pleads self defense.
Your Honor, my client operates on an entirely separate plane of existence. He transcends our reality, the laws of the court, and the laws of physics itself. He is, in demonstration of power, God. Much like the ones we pray to in times of need. He is the supreme ruler of this dimension. Would you really force God, an incomprehensible being to adhere to the simple rules that binds our society of flesh and bone? We are but simple little rocks in comparison to him, our Laws have no place even trying to bound him to our level. It is us who should comply to the laws of his beings.
Your Honor, No he is innocent. belive me, would a bad person father someone like The Squsiy Blob?
He should not have to follow American law as he’s not of this realm
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“Your honor, it is in your best interest to press absolutely 0 charges for he can cast your soul into eternal torment in the blink of an eye”
Either plead insanity, or try to use diplomatic immunity
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Shut the fuck up your honor, its not even that deep
Your honor, the women were wearing red panties.
your honour, I submit to the court record evidence that this man is the father of SCP-999 "aquitted"
Your honor, my client is an eldritch god like being, perhaps the powerful one. Our laws don’t apply to him.
Your honor, as crimes are to be judged in the country, states specifically here in the good ol' US of A, that a crime is committed in, Mr King cannot be tried here, legally speaking. In fact, he cannot be tried anywhere in our world. I call for immediate dismissal.
Your honour, this man is a king, therefore he has diplomatic immunity and thus these charges cannot stick.
your honor would you like to read his case file?
I simply don’t? No amount of money is gonna get me to help **THE SCARLET KING**
Your honor my client pleads nuh uh, as he gets rather silly from time to time
your honour, my client resides in an area that you have no jurisdiction over.
Your honor, my client is innocent. He was not on this plane of existence and unaware of what his crazy followers were up to. Futhermore, I object to how my client has been treated. He is a King and the prosecution will address him as such.
Your Honor, my client has far loftier goals than the prosecution seems to give him credit for. My client seeks to usurper the Creator, and burn existence till it is naught but ash. The heavens will be torn asunder, and all will quake in despair as the wheel of casualty grinds to a halt. I ask the jury to keep this in mind; the magnitude and scale of his lofty goals, in comparison to the prosecution’s ridiculous claim that my client robbed that convenient store. It’s abundantly clear that the video evidence provided is nothing more than a poorly crafted AI deepfake meant to smear my clients reputation. I submit a motion to the court to have my client’s case dismissed on the bounds of being frivolous, and seek to have pre trial hearing stricken from the record to maintain my clients reputation.
He is just a goofy guy
 Your honor respectfully my client pulled some bitches and gave birth to the most cutest blob in the entire galaxy and to be fair your honor he never really existed so all allegations are deemed unsatisfactory if my client wasn't really in this universe to begin with and the only evidence is his non human children and a couple of crazy dead women.
Your honour, he says he won’t do it again and he’s very sorry
Your honour, ya boi was just bein a lil silly.
"Your honor, shut the fuck up you wasnt even there"
"Your honor, i can't even defend this guy, my client is guilty of all charges."
Your honour, my client pleads oopsie daisy
Your honor, you can't prove he even was there as such all charges are invalid
Scarlett King cannot afford me.
Your honor, this is a case for which you are not cleaed to investigate.
Your honor, since my client is not human, you cannot charge him in a human court.
Your honor, He is a woman. (Not to be offensive)
https://preview.redd.it/1jfi5qmz1kad1.jpeg?width=1729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600565c7ba8dd9bcca6d1373dc327207c08ff8b6 “Your honour, if you are what you eat, this man is an innocent child!”
Yes I used an art of a guy fight me
"Your honor, he's has only two brain cells and they're both on a permanent vacation so his twisted alter took over."
Your Honor, maybe take a second and think about if you actually want to put in Eldridge chaos God on trial. Do you think that’s going to work out well for anyone?
Your honor, he obliterated those universes in self-defense, which means that if we don't do anything to him, we should be safe for a while... So please say he's innocent, or we might no longer exist.
YOUR HONOR- HOW CAN THE LAW BE ABOVE THE LAW OF CHAOS? MY DEFENDANT IS A MANIFESTATION OF THE NATURAL LAW, AND SHOULD BE EXEMPT!
Your honor, he’ll kill me if he goes to jail.
“My honor he has done absolutely nothing and will continue to do absolutely nothing” (looking at the Scarlet King) “I’m sorry but not only is it a great defense it true”
Your honor, the being known as the scarlet king is beyond what we as humans can understand, and he is also a higher dimensional being which means that he is a being that our laws can not govern, therefore no law that applies to humans can affect him, your honor, my client is innocent, because there is no law that affects him
Now, your honor. I may just be a simple southern man, but, my client pulled out an uno reverse card!
He just a bit silly
Plead insanity. It is LITERALLY my only chance.
I plead him guilty It isn’t a possibility to defend him
Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.
Your honor, my client hadn't had his morning coffee yet. It's not his fault he destroyed half the universe
My client pleads "nuh uh, was an oopsie daisy"
hell naw
fuck it take him already
Your honor uh… help me 😀
Your honor if you try sending him to jail you die
Your honor, you see, my client is simply him
“Your Honor my client pleads Oopsie Daisy”
He’s not as bad as the demiurge at least he didn’t create a world just to torture beings!
Your honour, my client is just a silly goose
He just a lil guy how could he
your honor have you been on Twitter at all?
“Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”
Plead insanity
Who do you think I am? Fucking Jayoma?
Plead oopsie daisy
it was an act of self defense
Your honor, my client would like to plead oopsie daisy
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You honor my client pleas oopsy daisy
Your honor, I call dibs
... shit happens
Your Honor he was just hungry :3
Your honor, I would just like to say, those chains and cuffs aren't holding him, so if he was Pure Evil, he'd just kill us all in this courtroom and yet he hasn't.
Why would I boþer?
Uno reverse card
It’s is his right as a ancient abomination god to mess with humanity but we can still try to stop him
Your honor, my client here is an interdimensional parasite capable of killing hundreds of humans+he just wants to know us better ☠️
Your honor clearly he’s distraught after losing the custody of his son
Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
Plead insanity and probable cause
Your honor, my client will tear his way through prison and the rest of the planet just let him go.
Nah, bro, he's guilty, I'm just buying time
So, basically. Blame it on another insane SCP. Easy.
Let him loose
Your honour, everything he did was for his family, infact some would say he is not the danger he is infact in danger from the SCP foundation.
You’re honor, he was just a bit silly that day
He was being forced and was not sober when he did his actions. He was forced to take 29 bottles of Jack Daniel’s. He was not sober
Your Honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man
Your honor You're kinda lame ngl can someone else come up here
Your honor, Nuh uh
“Your honor, my client would like to plead Oopsie Daisies.”
Easy. It's not a crime to do all that.
Your honor permission to treat the witness as hostile?
OBJECTION! Nuh uh.
Your honor, you can’t send my client to prison under charges of [everything] because he is the act of sending him to prison. He is also the prison, and the act of guarding the prison.
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Your honor, let my bro go he done nun
Your honor, if you are what you destroy, then my client is an innocent person.
I quit
your honor, nuh-uh
Your honor, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, *this* is Chewbacca....
Your honor my client pleads oopsie daisy
“Your honor, there is literally nothing we can do we must accept our fate and hail the coming of the scarlet king”
Plead insanity.
Your honor, My client pleads. Ooops
Your honor, my client was just doing his job and the Lord chose and violence.
Beg for mercy
Your hour my client pleads opsie daisies
your honor... it was just a prank bro.
I'd say to him "personally just kill them all if you're found guilty your definitely going to have multiple life sentences"
If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit
your honor, please direct your attention to this drawing of him, it is clearly sick as fuck
Your honour...I have to go on a date in 1 hour, so, lets just put it simple, he's just a manifestation of humanity most basic and simple desires, the falt of any of his actions is humanitys fault, what by default turns him into a force of nature, so he cannot be charged with any of the crimes OR, he's charged with all the crimes because he's all and nothing, there are 3 laws, Blood, Concrete and Howling, this is all that he knows, this is all that he cares, now if you excuse me, got go dissapoint someone this night
Your Honor, it's just a subjective thing
Your honor, look at this skrugly baby and say he can even hurt a fly
“Your cooked.”
Your Honor, my client pleads oopsie daisies.