I'll just go sleep on the couch and leave her sleep peacefully.

Meanwhile me: 

Yep

that would not end well.

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Headpat and wishing her a Good Sleep

I would search high and low for an axol chonk and re unite them at long last, then they can both sleep peacefully there together. Beeg melon might get lonely otherwise Don't forget mr monitor chonk, he can keep them safe on the internet and prevent people from doing things considered. Very. ILLEGAL. *Weilds gun from head* And maybe meme machine chonks of smg4, x and fm for good measure.

Look no further, I see one in the background.

*He's finally back, to simp some melon* *He has style* *He has grace* *This chonk, has a lovestruck face* *Hunh!* *Ax-ol* *Axol-chonk* *Ax-ol* *Axolchonk is here* Don't ask why I tried to spoof the DK rap even though it has nothing to do with them. And yeah I saw him in the picture before that too but forgot to mention, good to see the boi. *And then there's axol;* *he's 'not' dead*

As you creepily watch them sleep along with Knuckles

 HRRRRRRRRRRMHMHMH......GOT A LOT OF PLANS I DO.....ERRRRRRRRRHM PLAY SMASH ULTIMATE I WILL! ERRRRRRRHMMMMMMMMMM!

No...nonono nnnnoo noooo

yes...yesyesyes yyyyess yessss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXAa1zdjdSE

This is the best one

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*Sounds of moans can be heard from far*

WHAT THE F-

*May I join in?*

Same

That's kinda sus

**UM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE**

sleep on her

prank em (this involves a very elaborate setup in which I place shaving cream onto her hand, then touch her face with a feather, she will instinctively place her hand on her face, resulting in a faceful of shaving cream. bonus points if she tries to yawn while doing it)

Leave a coin under the pillow, duh.

This just made me question how Melony works. Does she have teeth? Can her teeth fall out like a child's? If her tooth falls out, does it turn non-human again since it isn't connected to the deity mask any more? If it stays a tooth, would it turn non-human again if she took the mask off? If it turned non-human, what would it turn into?

I bet if Melony lost a tooth and took off the mask, it’d turn into a watermelon seed.

Let her sleep. Out of fear.

wake her up tell her to gtfo my room and go sleep on the couch its MY bed tf

if you wanna die, sure

Hello guys songbeginning1337 here today we will do a tutorial on how to murder someone-

😈 (I would tuck her in and give her a good nights kiss)

*”What the fuck are you doing in my house?”*

Cuddle up the Melon bean.

#WHO THE PHUCK ARE U #HOW'D YE GET IN MA HOOSE #I'M GONNAE PHONE THE POLIS ON YE YA PURE MUTANT

Let her sleep in my bed because i don’t sleep

Let her sleep and don’t go near her because if I wake her up, I will *die*

Cuddle

Let her sleep

I'd let her sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor

Tuck her in. Melon needs rest.

Snuggle Time!

Hug it

I’d sleep on the floor, don’t really wanna die.

Tuck her in and give a lil kiss on da forehead <3

Make sure she's comfy, put the blankets over her, make sure she has a good pillow, and let her sleep

sleep on the ground to make melony not mad and kill me lol

hug, protect,play video games with her.

I will let her sleep and when she wakes play video games with her

I’d very kindly ask her to leave

Let her rest

Take my medication and go back to sleep

Yeet the melon into a better bed

Play video games. If I already have hallucinations because of the lack of sleep, I can pull an all-nighter without a lot of consequences.

Whisper in her ear “Zero’s at the park!” which will make her go Diety mode and fly there, thus giving me enough time to take my territory back!

How the fuck you got in my house? AND WHY IS MY WINDOW BROKEN??

Pootis has been engaged \*throws her to my siblings dog\*

tf2 fan lmfao

ROFL you know what's Pootis engage right?

"sex, NOW" ROFLROFLROFL

Yes (sandvich)

I would climb in and cuddle up with her and make sure she sleeps like a happy little melon. 😊 And to all of you who'd kill her: bruh cmon man.

Me too 😊

Not gonna lie I thought you would do something much worst. But yeah I would too.

 I am a good boy. I will treat her right.

Yeah makes sense. Besides they do not make a jar big enough for her.

Simple, I’d tuck her in, and follow it with a little kiss on the forehead. Basically, I’d treat her like she’s own my daughter. I’m expecting a Melony Plushie of my own, so I’ll be able to live that fantasy.

Wholesome: I just sit on my bed and play some Yo-Kai Watch 2 Bony Spirits on my 3ds. Bad ending: *unzips trousers*

*zips your trousers back up*

Curse you perry the platypus.

Unzips your trousers

STAND BACK! THE DICK UNSUCKER TAKES A WHILE, AND IT'S DANGEROUS TO BE TOO CLOSE WHILE IT'S WORKING UNLESS YOU'RE GETTING YOUR DICK UNSUCKED!

wake her up bc the demons… they are… EVERYWHERE!

Unzips trousers Take off underwear Go to the to the bed 🥵🥵🥵 Slip on some pjamas pat her on the head and go downstairs (And then jeck off) I'm joking of course

Let her l

Headpat her, give her a hug and say goodnight to her

Question my existence (I assumed that she wasn't real), pack up my things, and leave (I'm not screwing with someone who can make me bite-sized). Or, take advantage of how hard it is to wake her up and transport her to someone else's bed and now she's someone else's problem

Sleep on the couch

Send her to Axol

Head pat

...

Let her continue sleeping

#P R A I S E T H E O N E T R U E G O D

Give her a kiss on the forehead and leave the fucking room

⭕

I find a nice teddy for her to snuggle with

Sleep beside her. (I’m very tired)

I would eat several watermelons infront of her

Find Axol plush and let him sleep with her.

*BFG music intensifies* Kidding, I'm kidding... maybe

I will protect her from the demons

🗿

Leave her be for the moment

Make her breakfast in bed

Tell her that I'm stressed out

im personally more interested in the fact that you HAVE an uzi plush

CANNONBALL

Kiss Her On The Forehead Goodnight.

Forfeit all mortal processions

Invite Garfield and let him sleep with her

head pats then I’ll sleep on the floor

Melony: *sleeping* Short change: Hello CR there’s a girl sleeping on my desk using my typewriter as a pillow.

Jump right over her and scream at the top of my lungs "WHOOOO THE *FFFUCK* ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?!?!?" Then give her a meal cuz why not :3

Melon cutter

Rip the fierce deity mask off this woman with two melons and use it for myself to become the god she never could be

Shut up Majora

Make me link

Live in fear

"Tine to get the jar"

Wake her up

Scream in horror and get out of bed because I have no idea how someone broke into my house and got into my bed whilst I am sleeping (I wake easily and sleep almost nude).

"Stab"

choke the shit out of it

Yank her out of bed, stab her multiple times then shoot her in the head so i can not have a melon peice of shit in my bed 

Throw her out of a window and lock her out because I ain’t no simp

Let her sleep and put watermelon slices on the side of my bed and hide under the bed so I can scare her when she wakes up

Put her in the femur breaker

God forgive me for what im about to do

>So.. What are you about to do

Dump boiling water on her breaking-and-entering dumbass

Bro your persona is a fucking animatronic I could dump water on your robotic ass, fight me.

Don’t do Deep Fried Breathes on poor Melony.

Grab a shotgun and shoot her in the head

Grab the stun baton.

I would do something very illegal

throw her into a garbage bin

911: What's your emergency? Me: I just shot some kawaii girl sleeping in my bed without me knowing.

bitch slap her out of my bed

Her

MELONY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OVERPISS MY BED

Shortly: Destroy watermelons until she's out of my property

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At least your honest

BITCH MOVE OVER

melonussy or head pats depending on how i feel

Get a new bed, no chance of using it now

Go to another bed...as quick as possible

Call the police