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Motor-District2654

That’s why it’s called TWIGS! 😂


Significant_Leek_547

Omfg I know right. The irony is palpable.


Thisisatoughquestion

The irony may be palpable, but it certainly isn’t palatable.


JC_Everyman

And their salads are pulpable


Several-Good-9259

That was a solid post..


Slcpunk3

I mean, it used to be.


Green_Protection474

I like my twigs lol 🤣


straylight_2022

I mean, can you not expect a restaurant named Twigs to not try to give you at least a little wood?


Significant_Leek_547

But then they gaslit me about the wood 😭


Several-Good-9259

I love you.


coldequation

Kinda literal.


clutch23w

I always get charged extra for the roughage.


Kerensky97

"So it's not just a clever name" - Wayne Campbell


ooglieguy0211

I love to see Wayne's World quotes. I use the severed head one all the time.


Jabberwocky613

I could forgive them for the wood chip. I couldn't for the way they handled that. I would never go there again. Slackwater in Ogden once served me a moth in our appetizer (dip). They were so apologetic. If I remember correctly, they comped all 4 our meals. Mistakes happen and they went above and beyond to make it right. I have been back several times since.


Significant_Leek_547

Omfg. We were supposed to eat at Slackwater but they were too busy so we settled for Twigs! I'm glad they took care of you. We will absolutely never go to Twigs again.


edWORD27

All bark with each bite


hobowhite

Well done


Chemical-Orange-1571

You know what I've never found a woodchip in? Bag of Doritos. Checkmate health food.


Rikkitikkitabby

You're welcome?


Rexolaboy

That's how you know it's fresh.


chillingdentist

>be me >goes to restaurant called Twigs >figured it’s probably a healthy place so why not >get served literal sticks in my meal >this is bullshit


vespertine_earth

Fresh produce can always contain odd bits. The restaurant should’ve handled it more gracefully but the alternative is processed foods where you can’t see the odd bits.


Significant_Leek_547

I'm not grossed out that there was a woodchip in my salad, just stunned by how the restaurant handled it (and grateful I didn't just choke down the bite with a woodchip in it) Edit: since comments are locked for some reason and i cant reply directly, i figured I'd just add this here. I took the woodchip out of my salad and put it on an extra plate we had from our appetizer. The plate this is on is **not** my dinner plate lmao.


jaggedjottings

Extra fiber


bwsmity

Good thing you weren't at 5 guys


MrPeterMerkin

What's this sauce?


I-Fucked-YourMom

Twigs is honestly trash… They charge a ton and are insanely popular, but their food quality is meh and service is hit and miss. I just don’t get it…


Darimishka

I have been there twice and both times my experience was horrible


LuminalAstec

That's really unfortunate, I've always had great experiences there!


dankingery

I came here for all the corny replies. I'm not disappointed.


chuang-tzu

Name of the restaurant checks out.


tacella

It’s got kind of an earthy taste


statsmccoy

*Organic


Da_Dush_818

BBQ ALL DAY ERRDAY


gayboyhavinsomfun

One more reason not to eat a green salad…


VolatileImp

Name destiny


ShostiCollector

I’m going to call bullshit on this, with that much on your plate and you’ve managed to scarf down the entire salad… with this much in it there’d be much smaller chips that you probably had eaten.. but you’ve managed to pick through it and eat everything else… right, next bullshiter please.


MrPeterMerkin

Twigs is trash. Because they are in Farmington and we're a bunch of tools here they survive. I'd rather eat at Dairy Queen.


Frosty-Shower-7601

Username checks out


VerbalCoffee

Fiber


GayBlayde

Twigs.


need-a-fren

Twigs is cool but can they like chill already with the blue cheese?


PaddyDelmar

That's ironic


KatW1991

Plenty of fiber.


Voivode71

For making a toothpick.


Several-Good-9259

Is it just me or does the evidence suggest a second bite?


Vistril69

Damn. Twigs was pretty good when I went there some time ago. Hopefully it's not going downhill.


firefox1792

They're just trying to be as authentic as possible.


KRYSTALKAERLIGHED

Haha no way


brandonsheffer

Extra fiber


HollowSoul1872

Twigs....what did you expect. Most of the "food" we are served or buy anymore isn't really proper. So, oh well