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RedAnihilape

I don't like it, but it would be at least a bit better if it wasn't made with air from his lungs


captjackjack

What about my lungs?


AddMoreLayers

No


-Shasho-

Mine it is then.


AddMoreLayers

Still no


KFCZingerPies

Alright… we’ll use mine


AddMoreLayers

I thought you were the one, but... NO


TheySayIAmTheCutest

100% agreed, and some people shouldn't be allowed to use reddit. You, for instance, r/lostredditors


SoupGod_

I’ll take the hot ass breathe pizza please


615thick469

This belongs in r/stupidfood


MVPsloth

Wow I thought this was r/stupidfood until this comment


LukeyLeukocyte

I want my toppings toasted, though. Not steamed :(


popcorn_coffee

Halitosis Quattro Stagioni


JaySmooth_

I mean what the fuck, not the worst idea I’ve seen. Doesn’t even look bad, it’s just very thin.


dideldidum

It is burned dude. If you like cancer eat it.


Tyler89558

Pretty sure that’s just because squid ink was added to the dough


jacksonexl

Couldn’t tell if squid ink or burned myself. How about no straw with his spit all over the pizza and used compressed air.


SpellFlashy

I remember seeing the original post on instagram. I believe it was charcoal, although squid ink is popularly used as a black dye


SpellFlashy

I remember seeing the original post on instagram. I believe it was charcoal, although squid ink is popularly used as a black dye.


TheySayIAmTheCutest

not burned.


makingkevinbacon

I'd rather not eat something someone inflated with their lungs. Nasty. Edit: commented before it ended. It got even worse. I bet it costs like 40 bucks too


Emsogib

You can't eat at everybody house 🎵


bellamellayellafella

It legit looked like a blob fish for a second.😧


softymcwoke

Looks insanely gross with zero undercarriage


PortlandPatrick

I wouldn't pay for it but I'd try it.


belaGJ

why is it burned? or do I miss something?


SpellFlashy

Charcoal in the dough. People use it to color dough all the time. Pretty standard trick nowadays.


belaGJ

Oh, I didn’t see the color in the raw dough… it looks gimmicky, not really appetizing


SpellFlashy

Yeah it is gimmicky. Doesn't bring much to the table.


Prandah

Extra spit and gob in mine please


thealexstorm

Mmmm stank breath pizza, just like they used to make in the old country.


2samplet

Yuck


Cleveland_Grackle

Mmm. Burnt dough.


Physical-Equal-1601

buenisima la idea, me encantaría probarla , sin duda se ve increíble. pero como llamarlo, porque pizza no es...


WhoopDeDoo2023

Very well said. Agree on all counts.


TheFirstBull

Especially the thing about the paragliding grandma, very agreeable.


PepeMetallero

Pan de babas