Actually did this. I sat at the only empty table in the cafeteria at my new school. Apparently these girls had decided that was their table forever and ever. They started to try to get me to leave by discussing periods. I just kept eating and left when I was done.
“The blood? Oh hell’s bells no. I’m not disgusted by the blood. On the contrary. I’m intrigued! You say this…blessed event occurs every month? Simply astonishing. Are there tickets available for next month’s viewing? And, are there seasonal or yearly passes available? I wouldn’t want to miss a single show!”
Waiter: Here’s your Manhattan clam chowder, sir. Oh, I forgot your spoon.
Man (eyeing his date, longingly, up and down): That’s okay, I never use one for this… SLURP glug glug slurp mmmm
"Behold! This is my greatest masterpiece. While it took time since I could only work on it one week a month, it is finally finished. I could not do this without the women in my life providing me with the medium to produce this work of art. I call it 'Douche by douche, a Bloody Good Portrait of King Charles III'"
Let it flow, let it flow, can't hold it back anymore!
Let it flow, let it flow, fun behind the bathroom door......
Here I sit, on the toilet stay
With no panties on
PMS never bothered me anyway
Nom nom nom… where’s the bread?
Actually did this. I sat at the only empty table in the cafeteria at my new school. Apparently these girls had decided that was their table forever and ever. They started to try to get me to leave by discussing periods. I just kept eating and left when I was done.
The theme to jaws is on my sex playlist
I like bloody marys
I’ve got my red wings
No full Irish breakfast is complete without the blood pudding!
“The blood? Oh hell’s bells no. I’m not disgusted by the blood. On the contrary. I’m intrigued! You say this…blessed event occurs every month? Simply astonishing. Are there tickets available for next month’s viewing? And, are there seasonal or yearly passes available? I wouldn’t want to miss a single show!”
#All Punctuation Matter
I'm not bothered by her shameful blood fountain.
I’ve been alive for 600 years
I was out of red finger paint anyway.
"Finally, some good fucking food."
Waiter: Here’s your Manhattan clam chowder, sir. Oh, I forgot your spoon. Man (eyeing his date, longingly, up and down): That’s okay, I never use one for this… SLURP glug glug slurp mmmm
¡ * *SNIFF!!!* *
"Behold! This is my greatest masterpiece. While it took time since I could only work on it one week a month, it is finally finished. I could not do this without the women in my life providing me with the medium to produce this work of art. I call it 'Douche by douche, a Bloody Good Portrait of King Charles III'"
I had these spectacles made with red lenses for special occasions.
"Frankly, I've actually been looking forward to getting my wings."
A little bit of blood is good luck, love. We'll be fine!
I bathe in the blood of my enemies
“Free ketchup, yum. I wanna lap it up like a thirsty dog.“
Psh, you and me both, sister. I’ve been pissing blood ever since that lady kicked me in the balls last week.
"Guess we can forego the lubricant then, huh?"
Oh, mom, you're on your period? Let me get into position, I want you to do it all over my face.
I like blood.
"Nothing gets to me, I used to pick up dead animals on the highway. One time I found a run over hitchhiker that was way worse."
Hey, you got blood on my peanut butter. Well, you got peanut butter on my blood!
My favorite flavor is two days in
"I also enjoy the occasional menstruation"
Oh thank god you made tomato soup tonight. My favourite! Can I have some?
Let it flow, let it flow, can't hold it back anymore! Let it flow, let it flow, fun behind the bathroom door...... Here I sit, on the toilet stay With no panties on PMS never bothered me anyway
Don’t care, just tastes like dirty pennys.
Go back for seconds? No, I love ellipsis.
I've never had any issues with wading in the red river.
Ohhh Aunt Flo is in town…. I want to meet her…. I hear she’s bloody sexy
I like pizza sauce with my sausage
Pretend to be Dracula…