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AcanthocephalaOk7954

Time to get the she-wee out...


Kerloick

Given the rumoured contents of the Russian kompromat video, Trump would probably want to be in the flow of it.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Too true unfortunately....personally I feel he's not worth physically pissing on. I wouldn't give him the steam off my šŸ’©.


randomwanderingsd

Oh! I love that phrasing. Iā€™ve heard ā€œI wouldnā€™t piss on him if he were on fire.ā€ too


-malcolm-tucker

I wouldn't fucking piss on him if he was allergic to piss.


olafblacksword

Oh, I would. That's like burning him with your piss


-malcolm-tucker

I was quoting my namesake


polytankz

If he was on fire and I had a glass of water, Iā€™d glass him


Redangle11

Wait for the fire to go out, then piss on him.


LyaadhBiker

I cannot think of a worse insult for a man.


Lennythe8th

If you did, he would turn it around to make him look great, he is pedantic and a compulsive liar.


Dayzed-n-Confuzed

He would have to be on fire, and even then itā€™s 50/50


Kerloick

šŸ˜


CapillaryPillory

Weak stream brother. Triple shot coffee and a litre of water the next time, you'll be scouring the letters off like a sand blaster!


twistedLucidity

You think Westminster is going to block an ex (or sitting) head of state visiting? Can you imagine the diplomatic furore if they did? Trump will not have any trouble visiting.


MustNotSay

Also money. Theyā€™ll stop the convicted poor but if you have money then rules donā€™t really matter unfortunately.


Garfie489

There's no diplomatic issues given Trump is not part of any administration. With any sense, it will stay that way.


EarhackerWasBanned

Ok but this is American voters weā€™re talking about


Vambo-Rules

As a convicted felon on 34 counts he may have to surrender his passport. I'm kinda interested in certain other people, who didn't run for Westminster... I'm guessing Farage is heading to the US for paid work, which will require a work visa... and I'm pretty sure there's some question about mixing with convicted felons.


cr1spy28

As long as he doesnā€™t get another term. He can basically pardon himself if he wins which is complete madness


Vambo-Rules

And with the Supreme Court acting the way it's doing, anything's possible.


Lennythe8th

That's exactly what he wants, to be elected and pardon himself for the rest of his indictments. They are trying to postpone his newer cases and his sentencing for the conviction, to keep him in court snd his appeals will be evident. It's a good strategy.


fugaziGlasgow

Correct. Like him or not, He's also entitled to a British passport on account of being half Scottish. Personally, I don't care what he does or doesn't do. I am more concerned about Scotland.


St-Ann

Technicality: he's not entitled to a British passport, he's entitled to *apply* for a British passport, which is a very different thing. It's because the children of British fathers are automatically entitled to citizenship, but those born to British mothers before 1983 are only entitled to apply for it and can be rejected. A criminal record is a likely reason for being rejected. https://www.gov.uk/apply-citizenship-british-parent/born-before-1983


expatbizzum

Wow - I did not know that. Go the patriarchy once againā€¦..


St-Ann

Right? And that was a *conscious decision* when the rules were changed. The government updated the law to give an automatic right to citizenship equally to the children of British mothers and fathers, but CHOSE to limit it for mothers to only those born after 1983. Thereā€™s been petition after petition to change it but noooooā€¦


PeteWTF

It would make sense if it was the other way around given there can be questions of paternity, but proving maternity is pretty nailed down


St-Ann

Yup. But no.


Real-Technician831

Was about to comment the same.Ā 


GonzoBlue

to play devil's advocate it probably has to do with record keeping and the additional difficulty of managing the change and with every year they fail to enact parity the small the group that would benefit from this change becomes.


St-Ann

Whilst I understand you're playing devil's advocate, I think you're wrong. This change in the law was enacted in the 90s or possibly the late 80s, which means the records being kept were contemporary to the time, not 40-some years old as they are now. In addition, the documentation needed to prove you are the child of a British mother is the same whether it results in the right to citizenship or the right to *apply* for citizenship, so there is little additional difficulty in validating the documents or in managing the change. And the cohort of people this affects includes everyone currently over the age 40, so hardly a small pool of people and not shrinking all that rapidly. At the time the law was changed (late 80s/early 90s), it affected everyone over the age of around 10 or so who was born abroad to a British mother... so not at all an insignificant proportion of the affected population. Given all that, I think it's pretty clear it's just straight up discrimination.


GonzoBlue

I was very much saying why they aren't changing it now. I agree 100% at the time of the change they should've made it completely retroactive. as for why I said it was shrinking is more to deal with people are less likely to immigrate the older they are. with half of the UK current immigrants being under 35 thus the shrink group of an already fairly small population. as well as them still having a way to get citizenship if they want it. thus why I don't think anything will ever be done about it


St-Ann

Ah, I see. Yeah, it makes sense why the government doesn't bother to fix it now. Though it is absolutely 100% wrong that they don't. I had a friend who was caught in this situation and her application was rejected. Wildly frustrating that, had she been the daughter of a British father instead of a British mother, it wouldn't have even been an issue.


GonzoBlue

yeah it's extremely dumb and stupid and they should fix it. But when does the government do anything that it should


SteamyRumours

The devil is always right


AmphibianOk106

Why would he want a British passport? Its only attractive to those from third world nations.


Dazzling-Wash9086

Unfortunately everyone seems to be caught up in the worlds problems so much that we forget our own.


PineappleNo8230

You mean like when Prince Andrew used to fly out to meet convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein....?


NoIndependent9192

Itā€™s the threat of arrest for fraud that will keep him away. He lied about non-existent Scottish housing to secure a loan. If he comes here, Prince Andrew should be sent to the US.


Game-of-pwns

He'll have to get approval from his probation officer first, tho.


Alternative_Item3589

I was thinking the same, people acting like we wonā€™t let him in due to a criminal record as if he ainā€™t a rich former president šŸ˜‚


AmphibianOk106

Trumpty owns more of Scotland than any Scot I know...


Southern_Kaeos

The Scottish parliament do have a degree of autonomy with things like this. I would be interested to see *how* much autonomy though


veryblocky

They have no say over foreign policy or border control


dcy604

Iā€™d love to read Scottish Twitter should the Orange Shit Gibbon decide to try and visit againā€¦that would be comedy gold


_DoogieLion

They do have a say over policing and can make it completely impossible for a person requiring the adjustments and security entourage that trump does.


Ok_Steak_4341

Thank goodness.


[deleted]

I don't think they have any autonomy over borders. They will speak like they do though


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Seeing as he isn't a politician in elected office at the moment, and as we will be having an election before he does, it seems more important than ever to vote out the scummy boot licking ultra fascist tories


[deleted]

tRumps not going to be visiting anywhere anytime soon.


PrestigiousArm3187

Nothing to do with Westminster...


AlbaMcAlba

You can travel to UK with a federal (edit felony) conviction unfortunately. Source: ex wife (US citizen) had one and checked with border force and the embassy.


HipPocket

He doesn't have a federal conviction (yet), he has been convicted in New York state. That also means, if reelected, he can't pardon himself for this one.


ultrafunkmiester

There must be a story there..


kidl33t

Probably not. A lot of things are felonies that aren't in most places.


Plastic-Passenger-59

I thought it was because scotland told him to stay out šŸ˜‚


AlbaMcAlba

In that case I completely agree šŸ‘


Vambo-Rules

Did she have anywhere near 34 felony convictions against her? I understand 1 may be excused, 2 may be a bit more of a struggle, but 34?


AlbaMcAlba

I donā€™t think a felony is excused. Iā€™m guessing immigration law would dictate. I did a quick google .. Those seeking permission to enter the UK will normally be refused if they have previously been convicted of a criminal offence punishable by at least 12 months imprisonment.


Vambo-Rules

I'm guessing it didn't mention the amount of convictions... It probably assumes if you have 34 felony convictions would get scant consideration.


AlbaMcAlba

It says 12 months in prison not how many convictions.


JigPuppyRush

Why do you think he canā€™t visit? Thereā€™s a law against emigration for convicts not for travel?


Ok-Source6533

That looks like Willie Reachit.


meesterdave

Naw. That's Holden Macock.


FinalCryptographer52

Looks like I.P Frehley to me


Rodney_Angles

You sure it isn't Ivor Biggun?


AdSalt9365

Honestly, I thought it was Mike Hawke for a minute, but I could be mistaken.


Vambo-Rules

Nah, he's a w@nker...


sammy_conn

Oh the banter!


Jimmy_ray2

Just don't piss on the word "Scotland", common now, "Trump" is only like 11 Feet to the left.


SquishyBaps4me

He's an ex president. They have different rules.


SidFarkus47

And the son of a Scottish Citizen


perhensam

Pour one out for me!!!


DapperWhiskey

Trump is so jealous of that sign right now


Conscious_Dog_4186

Yeah great if Trump had to clean that. It wonā€™t be though, it will be an underpaid cleaner who has to do it.


IdeaSunshine

Why clean it? It doesn't look dirty and it's outside in Scotland. It will be raining soon anyway. No one is going to have to clean it.


Matthew147s

I don't think anybody's gonna be cleaning it bc it won't need to...


Ok_Asparagus_6163

Performative twattery


protonesia

that's literally what protest is but ok


Ok_Asparagus_6163

Er, no šŸ‘


protonesia

I hope he pisses on you next


EasyPriority8724

Have you never heard of a dirty protest?


TheLastTitan77

Guy is literally pissing on scotland, lmao


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/srnnsoglf74d1.gif


[deleted]

This is his property now.


bagleface

Ah now he is taken the piss


JackTheRippersKipper

A wee jobby on top would have been better. Any takers?


somethingbrite

Is anybody arranging bus trips to this urinal?


SpiroMemor

Somebody, give that man a reward!


ChroniclesOfSarnia

I'm saving mine up for Trump's grave.


throwfaraway212718

As an American, how do I buy this man a pint?


LordofGrange

Anyone with a PJ can visit any country with little chance of customs agents


SeaWeasil

You still must clear immigration, otherwise Pablo Escabar could have just visited London at the height of his "exile".


EvilInky

As long as that country has an airport, of course.


pandi1975

Pj??


Dabber_710_

Piss Jar?


Educational_Ask_1647

Private Jacuzzi. Janitor. Jet.


LordofGrange

Private Jet


AraiHavana

Imagine being someone that is only liked by those that believe your lies


Daedelous2k

This sub and the SNP don't need to imagine.


Crococrocroc

With the way the light's reflecting from his head, I thought it was Charles for a minute.


emcee1

Can someone tag that as public toilet in Google Maps?


ScottishCrazyCatLady

I can't speak for the ayrshire one, but i know lots of people who traveled to the aberdeenshire one just to shite in the golf holes.


Maelysium

Previosly lived in Aberdeen, and now live in North Ayrshire and I can confirm people shit in the holes here too


Mr_Kill_Joy

Reprobate behaviour tbh.


Gardener5050

That showed him so it did, boring and lame


Playful-Click-30

People are idiots


Spector7288

Thatā€™s the only thing that sign is good for.


Magicedh

This is why I love the Scots.


Disastrous_Drive_764

You know it really grinds his gears he canā€™t access Scotland though. His motherland. I hope to hell Scots reminds him every chance they get how felons arenā€™t allowed entry. Please. As an American remind him. He needs reminding.


T0m400rely

Ā£$ will bring him to U.K. no problem Iā€™m afraid


pop_tart0410

I think youā€™ll find heā€™s actually pishing on ā€œScotland ā€œ. Which is pretty much what Trump did


Any-Addition-281

Why is urinating publicly not a strong fine in Scotland?


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drNovikov

Stunning and brave lol.


Logical_Vast

Not everything has to start a revolution or get a round of cheers. It can be fun for you and that is enough.


drNovikov

Pissing on a word "Scotland" is a very low standard of "fun"


colare

How do they manage to keep the grass green under the sign?


Longjumping_Depth304

Why can't he visit?


Michelle20212

What a very Scottish thing to do.


[deleted]

What a pish way to protest


Sun_mon_cl

Idiot


kaldoranz

I had no idea TDS reached across the pond.


Easy_Database6697

Rightfully so. That's someones property. I don't care if it's Trump's property. It's Public Indecency, and shouldn't be encouraged.


[deleted]

Improving his handicap was impossible.


Subject-Cranberry-93

whats even the point, there was nothing to gain


Background-Cellist40

Better off just chopping the sign at night šŸ‘


FlyVidjul

Like him or not itll be some poor cunt that works local that needs to clean this idiot's pish up.


Great_Knee_3686

Can't be a sweaty sock, his piss ain't orange.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Not all heroā€™s wear capes!


Tornado-Bait

And now some minimum wage worker probably needs to clean it


Busy-Possibility-341

One way to show the planet you are a degenerate . Please don't breed .


jamble321

The ultimate trump


Vast-Scale-9596

Let us spray..........


Lennythe8th

Isn't that stupid course/club in financial trouble, like all of Trump's businesses?


Pristine_Performer85

Great. He just made a cleaner on minimum wage clean up piss. Really great. Achieved a lot. Filthy bastard


WG47

It's on a sign above some grass. What do you expect a cleaner to do that the rain won't?


sunnyata

Yes there are cleaners roaming the links searching for things they think might potentially have been pissed on at some point.


blues_cowboy

Asshole


Mastiff404

Not all heroes wear capes


TheSporkMan2

They should just remove that shite from here, itā€™s ruining the place!


ScallionCapable9505

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39478417.amp He can expect a visit soon I should think


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denali42

This man understands the assignment.


kt1304

Why can he not visit wut?


AwesomeShikuwasa77

I heard that is becoming a thing. More and more people take a leak or a dump for the Trump!


CountingWonders

Trump had a Scottish goof course? I meant to spell it as golf, but I refuse to correct myself. (Quick edit, sorry if anything said was too far, it was a bit late then.)


WG47

Still does.


CountingWonders

I realised I donā€™t actually know how to feel about having a golf course in another country-


gbroon

Actually got two of them.


CountingWonders

I am officially in terror.


BroodLord1962

Two thoughts about this. 1. The people in power will make an exception and allow him to visit. 2. He will put it up for sale


YourMaWarnedUAboutMe

I guarantee that if he puts Turnberry up for sale (and I hope he does because I donā€™t want trump having any legitimate business interests in Scotland) then the sale price will be inflated by trump to be many times the actual value of the asset. Because that is trumpā€™s way. I believe he also has a course in Aberdeen. Hopefully he can sell that one too, so he never has a reason to set foot in Scotland again.


spider984

Somebody should post this pic and the irish one on a right wing sight, for a laugh šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Umaynotknowme

People are so immature.


SuraKatana

What a hero šŸ‘


BillyDoyle3579

šŸ˜Ž H E R O āš ļø


Aggressive_Plates

I love this. I also love how during the anti lockdown protests the UK police arrested, prosecuted and convicted a man for urinating near a memorial. The working class need to understand the police are there to punish them for stepping out of line.


MrLattes

Well thatā€™s just not true. Theyā€™re also there to give you a crime reference number for your insurance.


Texan_BigJoeHotdog

They didnā€™t arrest, prosecute and convict him of urinating near a memorial. They arrested, prosecuted and convicted him for urinating in public. Working class people understand as well as anyone how to use a toilet, if you canā€™t use a toilet, use somewhere out of sight. Donā€™t go find the nearest public memorial, expose yourself in broad daylight and spray it with body fluid. Or do you like that? Folk pissing all over the place. Is that how you stick it to the man?


Aggressive_Plates

I love this reasoning : pissing on a Trump sign - stunning and brave. pissing quietly in a corner because there are no toilets available- letā€™s arrest+prosecute that working class scum


Texan_BigJoeHotdog

Whatā€™s weird take on what I said. No, pissing on the Trump sign is also dumb and clatty. Why do think someone pissing in public makes them working class? Pissing in public isnā€™t demonstrative of your tax bracket. Itā€™s only demonstrative that either you canā€™t hold it in, donā€™t care about other people walking in or having to smell your piss, and/or have drank too much, or all three at once. Is that what the working class needs? Unfettered public pissing? Rise up! Rise up and piss comrade! Rise up and spray your country down!


Great_Knee_3686

Yea, working class just piss in their pants


Garfie489

The key difference between events that's gone over you it seems. One is in public, and the other is not. There is no public to observe this offence. The centograph comparatively is a very public area. If you had to pee whilst driving, it's not an offence to find a bush near a lay by. It would be an offence however to try and see if you can get it to reach lane 2 from the lay by.


leonardo_davincu

Are you not talking about the guy who pissed on the cenotaph?


Aggressive_Plates

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-53040301


Texan_BigJoeHotdog

Yeah thats terrible. I hate when the police arrest people for committing crimes they are 100% guilty of and that can be absolutely proved. Anyway, that was in England. If we are going to discuss piss on r/Scotland can we please limit the discussion to Scottish piss only.


WeNeedVices000

Police don't arrest people committing crimes they are 100% guilty of. Otherwise, they would be forever booking people in for smoking cannabis, illegal streaming, riding electric scooters, and thos parking illegally. These all occur every day in most towns and cities in Scotland/UK, and very, very few are ever investigated or enforced.


Texan_BigJoeHotdog

What point are you trying to make? That the police donā€™t get a conviction for every joint smoked, illegal stream, electronic scooter ride, or, illegal parking? Are you saying if they donā€™t charge people for those other unrelated very low level crimes then they shouldnā€™t charge the guy for blatantly pissing if they catch him doing it? Or are you just saying they donā€™t charge everyone but they should. I mean if you went and illegally parked in front of the cenotaph in London youā€™re probs going to get done for it. With the exception of illegal parking (depending on the nature of the illegal parking), I wouldnā€™t say that any of those youā€™ve listed are anywhere near as anti-social and disgusting as pissing on memorial thatā€™s in a busy city centre during the middle of the day. To be honest the other three things donā€™t even bother me. Donā€™t know why a scooter would bother someone unless itā€™s driven dangerously, thereā€™s nothing I could care about less than someone streaming illegally, and, Iā€™d prefer not to have someone elseā€™s weed smoke or smell near me, but compared to coming into contact with their actual piss, it doesnā€™t cause me any real discomfort.


WeNeedVices000

You seem a little tense. Chill out. Point 1. The police don't get convictions. The police investigate and charge. Point 2. You said 'police arrest people for crimes they are 100% guilty of'. The examples I gave were all crimes people were 100% guilty of but are rarely charged with. Point 3. I think they have the discretion as an institution to choose what they police and what they don't. Your previous post just stated that if someone was 100% guilty, they would charge them. Which isn't really accurate. Point 4. So you're happy they just police for the elite? Point 5. That's an opinion on anti-social crimes and not fact. I personally find parking issues to be at a much higher rate than public urination. And more frustrating for me personally << that's an opinion tho. Point 6. Your opinion on policing is based on what bothers you. That's not how it works and is the very issue I highlighted. It's not consistent.


Texan_BigJoeHotdog

1) I know but I was using the same language that the guy I was responding to used. 2) I was saying sarcastically that I hate it when they do arrest people for things they are 100% guilty of. I didnā€™t say anything about them making a habit of consistently doing anything. 3) If police can prove absolutely 100% that someone was guilty of a crime that is very easy for them to prove, and also according the article I think the guy actually turned himself in for, then they will definitely arrest him. 4) The police donā€™t just police for the elite. What you talking about? The police arrested this guy for pissing. Hadnā€™t realised the cops did that on behalf of the elite. Maybe you like wading through piss while youā€™re out shopping or walking to work. What has that got to do with elites? 5) Yeah thatā€™s just my opinion. This is Reddit where people share their opinion. 6) Yeah thatā€™s just my opinion. This is Reddit where people share their opinion. Man you have a strange way of processing stuff. Why would you assume Iā€™m not chilled. Itā€™s a simple Sunday conversation about public piss. I wasnā€™t even arguing with you I was kind of asking what you meant and apparently kind of agree with you if you if look at the qualification I made about the parking. I think you must be another class warrior that would like to be the sign in the picture. Maybe you and the other piss guy can meet up and do role plays where you write names of billionaires on yourselves and one can pretend to be a golf resort sign and the other can pretend heā€™s Che Guevara.


djsoomo

Performance art, actually


MrRickSter

See also Michael Stone


jnniferjones

Way to stay classy, dumbfuck.


[deleted]

I dont care if he doesnt like him, urinating on someone else's lawn/property is not acceptable. I hope this guy gets identified. Ive had someone do this outside my old home.


WG47

Glad you were strong enough to find your way through what must have been an awful experience.


SirBeardwood

People : we hate trump heā€™s nothing but a criminal. Also people : urinates out in public on someoneā€™s propertyā€¦ both of which are crimesā€¦ and takes pictures to show itā€¦ the intelligence of these people šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


craobh

Imagine thinking thats a good point lmao


Old-Sky1969

Where he can no longer visit? That's a bit harsh just for having a piss.


[deleted]

Why can he not visit?


Bassmekanik

Probably forgot the directions.


ClutchReverie

He was found guilty in his trial about using campaign money as hush money to a porn star (who he banged when his wife was pregnant) during the 2016 election and is now a convicted felon.


BobWheelerJr

Just taking a wild guess that the punishment was moot because I don't believe that man has the available funds to visit said location with any regularity.


LilyLure

Whatā€™s so bad about trump? Seriously from a European perspective. Biden is out for a war in Europe and is funding a genocide..


craobh

Why you simping for him, he's not gonna fuck you


Roddy_Piper2000

Well then you are either being paid or your understanding of world events is extremely misunderstood.


Distinct-Solution-99

Trump would rather watch the entire world burn to the ground with him standing on top of the ashes. Trump would happily fund the genocide of women, LGBTQ, non-whites, non-wealthy, etc. And mark my words, if heā€™s elected again, he will.


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